You are fat.

[biznitch675]

YOU ARE AN ASS

[WotchaRosay]

Not only did you have rice but you had rousong. gosh, I love you.

[justinthedemonslayer]

just get into hard jimp or shuffle and you'll get more then enough work out time. believe me. i know

[hotkinky18]

been to africa its very very green. haha that almost made me spill my coffee lol.

[flenif2247]

Bootoms are so cute at this age...and then they turn 30.

[FattyBoy124]

Hahahahaha))))) You are so fascinating. Really good vid dude.

[daniel0164]

Why make these videos? There sad

[emywem100]

@daniel0164 Yours are worse.

[Tepi76]

Hey, what's the music in this video? Sounds so familiar... especially in the end if it's still the same song.

[kadeeandkelvie]

sex is good execise! :)

[neutronflows]

i AGREE

[DaniBanny1]

Now i want rice lol.. :)

[careydaniel]

you are so the cutest thing on earth

[varekai666]

Damn!!! I've been looking for that steamer for ages!!! D:

I must have it somewhere under my multiple necks... ¬‿¬

[7music7lover7]

i walk every day..... to the fridge....

no i walk every day to school and back, its a long walk, up too 20 mins!!

[Geomotions]

dude, you made rice...

in the MICROWAVE!!

epic

[HurricaneHaley75]

"the earth is big the earth is fine.

have you been to Africa? its very very green!"

thats bout the funniest thing i've heard all day! xD

[APRICOTSMOOTHIE]

Wow, this was the first video I saw by you.

I still love the 'but I love walking...'

[Shiokerz400]

youre cute! :D

[Amnesiac18]

Funny ... =)

[HannahWebb1]

YOURE FAT!

:L oj

[EIMYL112]

no im not

[strawburryshortkate]

. . . . .?

[animeprincess010]

The best videos you have.

My opinion :)

[WeedSmoker131]

He's  a batti boy

[clinclub111]

fatty

[PrincessTecno]

Mmm earl grey.. drinking it now..

[Raindeersalsaman]

aaaaaahahahahahhahahhahahahhah­hahahahha!

youre trying to get along a message!

ure so bloody brilliant!

i love you lets have sex!!!!

[ShadowBunni]

Why are you so prejudice against Gay's? If he came to my school I'd adore him if he was gay or not.

[lolatmarshall]

:)nice thumbsup

[skullcoffin]

You reek of desperation.

[smudgeywudgey]

ur soooooooo cute!

[Haannaahh92]

aww, pretty boy alert at 1:36 ;)

[ShadowBunni]

LOL! Thats so truuue! Aw! That was so cute!

[asherblumberg]

Maybe your FAT, but I'm PHAT!

[Zockblin172]

Your vids are awesome!

[liplylips]

was that RICE?

[minhngoanhien]

u have rice in ur home!!! and dried pork!!!

coolio!!!

[pjsponge]

you are literally wearing nail polish. wtf?

[ApathyStillRoars]

The reason he is literally wearing nail polish is because is difficult to wear nail polish figuratively.

Douche.

[p0rthisland]

hello there xx

[DARKnDODGY]

fat slags are easy..i love fatties

[daveygravey123456]

all americans are fat and stupid well done for proving that all americans are fat stupid and queer

[erasablesoul]

WTF? well made video though, just a bit random. you might want to work on your english accent. that was shit!

[BCDPRODUCTIONS1234]

Y'anno there are different accents for different parts of the country ¬¬

He is english look at the license plates.

[EveryEffort]

haha you're awesome

[oOoMcLovinOoO]

u got shit hand writing XD

[pone69]

omg i wanna rip m y ears off and cover my eyes with them ur a fookin fool

[Wikk90]

Wouldn't that be kinda stupid? =o

[poteye007]

do us all a favour fuck off go hang ur self.bent as fuck

[aaronandchrisown]

i would bang his mum though

[hell4lifexxx]

shut up u fuckin misteross freak!!!!!! o and live on freak island

[iamandge]

HAHA asian food. cute (: yum, rice.

[willp997]

lol

[wrestlingbrain]

can you get any more bent, fkn queer

[Maraguzzi]

your such a cockface

[chick5581]

iMovie Your awesome so you tape people. Interesting...

[19badmanturk]

jus replying back to ur gay comment u said to me u amercian fag dont chat to me like u no me bitch!

[thatdrattedcat]

nice music

[yobboblogging]

I enjoyed that. You're so random!

[jellyboy123]

what a cock face freak..

[pickleboy23]

Top Twat

[darthtomygun]

why do you wear nail stuff (whatever its called)?

[Uchihaman1234]

Nail polish? I think he's emo cause its black

[Unknown8795]

are you eoghan quigg in disquise?

[SayomiSama]

Haha!

Don't listen to what those idiots write here - I think it's a hilarious analysis of America's exercise, or should I say lack thereof?

Bravo!...

[[And your hair isn't THAT bad. We've all seen worse.]]

Not quite witty enough to be Brit, but you're getting there. I might subscribe. I don't know. Maybe you should do a video making fun of the French, or Canadians. I'd appreciate either! :]

[chrislivia12]

girlie nails

[matthew5a]

dude, stay with one accent, dont start off english and then turn american after like 25 seconds. anyway. 'my usual cup of earl grey and a nice piece of meat' hilarious

[staticabuse86]

LOL Thanks for the advice =P

[ceriisthebest]

i'm very important lol XD love itt, well done.

[thewhitemuslim]

This video is not funny to Muslims!

[littleballofliv]

why?

[HannahLikesCornPops]

i♥u.

[smoothsteve]

lol you've had a lot of flack for this video ahhh such is the curse of the feature mind you your hair is a bit crazy too much British wind?

[littleballofliv]

he's not british!!! very obviously a fake accent that changes into his real accent - american

[smoothsteve]

no but he's living in Britain now... for uni or something

[Wikk90]

Why bother so much about? xD Lol.

[jellyboy123]

just un-subscibe to you, bitch.

[littleradge]

Lol, I don't think he cares that a complete dickhead just unsubscribed. You're deluded if you genuinely think you matter when you don't have anything respectable to say.

[jellyboy123]

i hate you. get a fucking hair cut.

[djdancemix]

WTF

weirdo

[lakeyjordan]

Poor

[stephenheard]

u r a twat u suck and this is not funny... u r such a loser what r u trying to do =[

[littleradge]

You'd maybe understand what he was trying to do if you stayed in school, your grammar's appaling.

[totalrhubarb]

I might be fat, but this is a dumb video - and I can diet!

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

Hey Mongoos150, your allllright buddy !

[Gimptazia]

hey ! no need for such abuse !

its some guy making an attempt at doing something he wants to do, you like it or not, personally I dont find it funny at all, but no need to kill him for it, it is a bit anal, but he's a growing boy, chill out nathanrj08 (3 minutes ago)

[nathanrj08]

and your a sick motherfucker who deserves to die in hell u fucking prick ............. eat shit and die u cunt !!!!!

[18liveyourlife]

HA weird person!! (:

[j4mcel]

this is a joke it looks like a retard having a shit

[xenglishxjox]

wat a joker!

[NICHOLAGRIMM]

:) lol

[19badmanturk]

wot a gay douche man smash that cup of L grey around your smug face

[biker1395]

you're a dick.

[jellyboy123]

is there any tea in that mug ???

[jellyboy123]

the best social networking site on the web is gaiaonline or facebook, bebo is a little out of date.

[ThePurpleHermit]

your english accent is way scary. trust me, i know what an english accent sounds like because i live in england. is it really true about australia being fatter than america? cos that's like, fat. anyway. awesome video.

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

Its just a contemporary trend of young 'hip', self-concluding 'genius' know it alls, that under-estimate anything that is not as contemporary as itself, in its search for fame.

Ignorant blind leading the blind because its cool.

[littleradge]

Pffft, looks like someone doesn't know a satirical video when they see one. Sense of humour much?

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

"Sense of humour much?"

Ce ?

*Puts psychology book down.

[Gimptazia]

actually its far from cool

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

Hehe.

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

"Australia has surpassed America as the fattest nation"

Funny logic facts. A 'fact' like that we listen to very quickly and don't even bother to assume it as truth anymore because it fits into the context nicely.

No one is going to go around accumulating data on how fat every person of the population is.

But i can give you a clue.. just take a look at the diet. American diets are GI-NORMOUS ! And usually composed of junk. Australian diets are feeble in comparison.

[coldrac]

lol ha ha...hes got black nails...

[lee2k8xoxo]

I love dis video i fink it is class it is awsome !!!!!! luv it

[Heeevvvaaa]

Strangeeeee :l

[hardshaun]

twiter is shit and so is myspace bebo is the best social website and u are a fagot

[littleradge]

WAIT WAIT, "bebo is the best social website and u are a fagot"

AHAHAHA that is the most hilariously contradictory statement I've ever read.

Tell me, did you write this comment in crayon before you typed it up? Gold star.

[geoff97531]

you are a fucking cunt and i hope you die

[stuscott555]

too far

[HaZxLAa]

are u gay? just wondering

[jeremier75]

yes he is... look at his profile! do you fancy him? I do

[paley07]

LOL

[annoyingweirdo]

it might be possible to overdo it, MadMelonMan! ;)

[AlyKid2k8]

How comes u wear nail varnish or colour your nails or whatever?

[BenzoMaGenzos]

Oooh burn... Your seemingly forgetting the use of the 'pause' button.

[BenzoMaGenzos]

Ouch geoffj13, hit me where it hurts- english language. Good one...

And leaving that comment wasnt a waste of my time because now Im finding it hilarious how people are so defensive to youtube videos hahaha

p.s. geoffj13 you said 'out' twice. Nice language there wankstain.

[Nedikismon]

Keep protesting, all you're doing is coming back to watch the same video over and over again. ;)

[BenzoMaGenzos]

No offense, but that video was an absolute waste of my time! Hahaha You must be one very bored young boy.

[Nedikismon]

No offense, but typing that comment wasted even more of your time! Hahaha You must be fucking retarded.

[mizze3]

funny.

[nathanrj08]

why are you doing this your watsing your pathetic life ....... why do u make videos of yourself , its fucking sad as fuck ..... what u need is a docter and a fucking girlfriend or are you scared cuz you got a fucking little dick cuz your a perfect example of a bum who sits around all day cuz his parants smoke pot and take smack all day ........ your a very sad and lonly person so stop acking like you dont worry cuz you are pathetic and a waste of time ........ fucking so imature .... get a life

[littleradge]

Wasting*

it's*

doctor*

parents*

you're*

lonely*

acting*

don't*

immature*

And that's not to mention your godawful grammar in between. Before you try attacking anyone else, I'd go back to school so that your opinion might at least look educated.

[geoffj13]

I could not have said it better. Good for you.

[JellyBeanQueenX]

Making Videos is what YouTube is for... It's a video SHARING website.

FAIL

[geoffj13]

Your grammar, sentence structure and grasp of the English language in written form is atrocious. And, that is before assessing your statement and pointing out out that your opinion of the kid's creativity means next to nothing to most educated people. Maybe you should consider taking the time you spend on You tube and putting it to good use ... like learning to write. As for the kid, keep posting!

[certainsolid1]

You sir are a complete moron, and a cock.

[kamodo147]

lol 0:38!

[Rargg]

jellyboy123

please, grow a sense of humour

fat people who watch this probably laugh, so SHUSH! :)

btw..LOL!

[2freaky88]

so you wana take the piss out of a british person when all your fed is lies by your government when you have the highest obeisty rate in the world and when your all really fuckin dumb i suggest next time you feel like goin around n chattin shit you just simply paint your nails

[tofukim]

My friend has a microwave rice cooker like that - I just went to their place for dinner last night! I have a similar one, but with a red lid. That is all.

[sonicsynth1975]

Another very funny video...Nice one!

[ttiiaa22]

ur fat lol ojoj

[IllsowUdance]

hahahaaah, underfed fag

no offence, take it easy, I just feel sorry for him :D

[Banananananasandfish]

I like the rice bit at the end, haha.

It was very cute :9

[jellyboy123]

I assure you Im not fat I can link you to photo of myself; But there are people in the world that are overweight. Im just sticking up for them.

[jellyboy123]

takeing the piss out of other people. In this video he takes the piss out of

Americans

English

fat people

Australians

look in the fucking mirror you shit

[littleradge]

How about you get a sense of humour? If you can't tell he's kidding then you seriously need to stop calling yourself a human being.

[gurlwithattitude101]

i agree! i hate it when people take things too seriously! it's just like omg lighten up ffs! :P

[jellyboy123]

hes kinda on the fat side, why don't you lose some weight, you nob.

[littleradge]

"jellyboy" can only mean one thing.

Somebody's got fat issues xD

[hayfield13]

I want That two minutes and nine seconds of my life back.

[littleradge]

I'm sure since you don't have a life in the first place, you'll be okay without it.

[19badmanturk]

what a douche bag, u americans r all da same always wana b in the lime light jog on

[littleradge]

Says the person using Americanised words like "douchebag".

Epic fail, good sir.

[afimad1]

i know why he has painted his nails

wait for it

wait for it

hes a puff

this video is really sad man

[evanrugby]

why the fuck are you taking the piss out of the english accent.

go and eat another cheese burger.

[ne1l007]

You talk about not watch videos on youtube but on your profile it says you watched 15k+ so i think you need to do excercise and get off youtube. Why have you painted your nails? thats no cool dude

[hamlet123456789]

nice music what's name?:)

[fallingstar7360]

So this is the world we live in now?

Young lads paint there nails?

If you did that when i was young you'd get twatted for it

[rickwoolf123]

good shout

[theactordavidbath]

When my dad was young, if 35 year olds were interested in things such as hmmm Thundercats and Ariel x Ursula speed paint (for example) then they'd probably get twatted. People in glass houses etc.

[theactordavidbath]

Also, there were 2 goth kids round our way not so long ago who got beaten to death just for dressing differently, is the country you'd prefer to live than letting someone get away with dressing very slightly different. You're all fucking thick.

[KeepSmiling09]

oh, well thank god we don't live in your narrow minded youth :)

[Heeevvvaaa]

ok..... Strangeee

[Emu132]

omg, why are people being so mean?

Who gives a shit if he paints his nails?! It looks good :)

I thought it was a good video- pretty entertaining lol xD

I dont get why people bother to comment when they dont like a video- pointless. They're the ones that should get a life :)

[screamingargonaunts]

what a twat this guy is...

[clifford1943]

Lay off the fake tan son

[chrislivia12]

girlie nails

[p0rthisland]

MAFFPHEW... So nick has got to you maffphew m8 lol never mind its nice to know you do give a shit lol

[p0rthisland]

MAFFPHEW.... you must give a shit or you wouldnt let it get to you, you took the time to make a note of how many videos nick has made, his sponcers must love him to know that he has attracted so much interest, are you JEALOUS because he is achieving something you AND the other homophobic commentators and that is GETTING NOTICED... GOOD LOOK TO YOU NICK...

[maffphew]

how am i homophobic? how am i letting it get to me? i just think he's yet another person seeking attention and it's yet another example of the desperate self indulgent drivel that we have come to expect from people who post this type of shit on youtube.

[MessingWithMatches]

That was good 8D

I laughed...

Nice nails O_e

[maffphew]

this cockbag has got 38 videos. what a cunt. how self absorbed as to think anyone gives a shit.

[BlackHawkDown1989]

lol @ all the fat homophobes bitching in the comments

[Gameboygenius]

What's that snack?

[mahboobh]

i like it

but a lot of comments from homophobes

i think the nail polish is actly pretty cool, and no, im not a fag

funny, and cmon people, i dont think the guy means everything he says, thts the whole point of the video. it's trying to shock you into action. he says climate change is no biggy. u think it is. so why the heck aint u doing much about it???

[Crusta69]

That is really creepy

[courtneyyxmwa]

whats with your nails, man !

[loopylawrence]

Go and fuckin die you gay cunt.

[teh2ndrunner]

All nobheads having a go at this guy plz STFU, this is a gd vid with all kinds of humour. Its nice how he made it using only himself.