SHarpe's Sword - Part 8/12

[TheSmallfire66]

Sharpe shouldve stayed with this one.

[compendos]

Lol; a bath like that and no pneumonia ? :p

[filchett]

It is fantastically easy to hate simmerson

[JVoH4god]

I love Harris!

[SkinnyCretin14]

Simmerson is SUCH a Bastard

[eastwing329]

@SkinnyCretin14 I was so glad when he got his ass handed to him.

[SkinnyCretin14]

@eastwing329 I know, made my day

[argonaut200]

i always think that actors playing bad guys have to really try to act bad, when it's probably killing him to do this...

[vaevictus]

whose waving a pistol in whose face now Simmerson? hahaha!

[vaevictus]

hilarious that he sort of quotes the book and Simmerson(sp?) doesnt get it.

[Songsmirth]

One of my favorite parts is when she walks Simmerson past Harper, the ultimate sharpe shooter, and he doesn't notice anything. lol Too bad she didn't shoot him. She could have made up some kind of story and it would have been believed as he was known to be a pervert. Just her saying what he'd told her to do would have had the backing of the priest for getting her off. Even London would have let it go. Oh sweet thoughts! lol

[camerl2009]

@Songsmirth thats not harper thats harris

[liljackman10]

lol epic ending



[TheHandgunhero]

It's funny how he totally doesn't notice Simmerson being escorted out by gunpoint as he walks past. :P

[spiderlime]

well done young lady!

[kingslegion1]

simmerson plays his part to perfection!!!!!!!!!

[parabat7]

Candiddy - lol

[Acidbear28]

Harper really put some Celtic Magic into that sword, didn't he?

[nutsypanda]

@NobleKorhedron the shilling Simmerson offered her

[DerOrk]

sooo cold baths help against belly shots?

[nvieira100]

@DerOrk No, cold baths help bring down fever ... still do ... ask any doctor if you kid's fever doesn't break, cool or luke warm baths work best.

[DerOrk]

@nvieira100 ah well, that makes alot more sense, I guess

[TheNikzaw]

@DerOrk its for the fever caused by the infection from the bullet. Most soldiers in these times died of infections from wounds espically from the bullets which obviously they didnt keep clean

[Songsmirth]

@TheNikzaw True. Can you imagine how many of them would have been saved if the people handling them would have just kept the wound disinfected (with urine if nothing else was there), cleaned themselves while handling the wounds and having antibiotics? Antibiotics I keep in my medicine cabinet and costs a few dollars. The people that developed medicines like this should be heros to the world. How many lives haven't they saved?

[NobleKorhedron]

What did "lass"/Emily Mortimer make Simmerson eat/swallow?! *confused*

[svensksoldat91]

@NobleKorhedron she made him swallow that shilling as he gave her to have sex with him. but she turnd him down. :) relly makes you smil

[NobleKorhedron]

@svensksoldat91: OH YEAH!!

And Fr. Curtis/El Mirador - "I'm Irish - John Bull's a bad neighbour. But Bonaparte's a bully, and so are you!!"

[NobleKorhedron]

@svensksoldat91: That wouldn't just make me smile - it would make me LMAO!! :-P

[Yammahoo]

@NobleKorhedron , she made him swallow the silver shilling that he paid her to have sex with him.

[MajBlood]

Is there something wrong with her eye?

[MajBlood]

Sometimes I would like to live the simple life of a priest.

[harridahobbit]

Oh just love how totally oblivious Harris is!

[rockape560]

love it when simerson is caught out on and humilited hehe

[BBBWWWWWW]

YES SHARPEY!!! even when he's dying he's getting the birds in his bed.

He's like chuck norris and james bonds love-child

[WhiskeyMikeNinerTwo]

@BBBWWWWWW He's their great-great-grandfather.

[coolcraignvodka]

5:57 I love how Harris is completely oblivious to her frog marching Simmerson out at gun point!! brilliant :)

[coolcraignvodka]

0:22 I HATE IT when he tenses his thigh just after the thread is cut... I have seen all the Sharpe's about 500 times, but every time I watch this one, I have a vision of his stitches opening.... ewww lol

[hahcarl]

Ah yes, my beloved brother from the island. Capable to unlock 2 secrects cover in a piece of paper or so im one clip! Amused.

[glasswind0ws]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Can anyone see what I see in Simmerson's trousers @ 4:43?!

[ColScots726]

@glasswind0ws ewwww :(

[ColScots726]

@glasswind0ws ewwww :( wait it would happen to me to :D

[cxena]

Richard would have been better off with this girl than Jane.

Jane bothered me even when before she left Richard for

that bugger whatever his name.

[b0ywithhat]

@cxena

Lord John Rosendale.

[NobleKorhedron]

@cxena: I think you mean Lord John Rossendale!! :-p

[EleventhSquadQuincy1]

Oh my GOD! I just realized that I AM SIMMERSON!!!!!

[MidnighWolf]

Simmerson makes a great villian in that he is actully able to make you genuinely hate him!

[bh5496]

once again Sarpe illudes death ;D

[Jelperman]

"Candiddy, wipe your bum on that!"

Simmerson is such a wonderful asshole, isn't he?

[Konata2010]

lmfao.." Im feeling a big fagged today"

[serenjones]

HENRY IS LIKE HENRY THE 8TH

[LordWellington15]

@serenjones Yepp haha

[mrchrisdavis09]

Must make a change for that priest to see a young woman on her knees, rather than a young boy,

[tomwuk1]

Hahaha did yoda show up at 5:15 ? :D :D

[Isildun9]

Heh, Rifleman Harris, Napoleonic War Code breaker

[Isildun9]

oh, shit, she made him swallow the shilling

[yahoopo4]

LMAO HARRIS WHAT A BEAST

[dewytripp]

lol 5:58

[thesquirreltree]

@dewytripp LOL Harris is too busy with books! xD

[ivaflimkien]

lol that frenchman is brave!

[LordWellington15]

LOL Harris is just sitting there, not a care in the world.

[Albukhshi]

She could be beating the shit out of simmerson and simmerson could howl like a banshee, but as you say, he wouldn't have cared one bit-not with books.

its why he's my favorite sharpe character-Sharpe and Harper Aside. he's the only one in there who acts like me XD

[j3parrots]

Theres always a rapist of some form

[Lachausis]

A filthy rapist.

[tumadoireacht]

was simmerson spying for the french ?

[TeutonicWulfKnight]

Harris-

the well educated rifleman ever, I guess.

[Jelperman]

Emily Mortimer makes taking a communion wafer look soooooooo sexy!

[tumadoireacht]

was she anorexic at that time in her life -her arms are extraordinarily thin

[Linkster2o]

Lol, Candiddy

[hellmuth878]

I was going to wipe my bum on it my lord!

[cjm450]

@hellmuth878 "all is for the best, in the best of all possible worlds"

[mngler]

the NHS would never allow that....

[EdofEngland]

Sharpe must be one hard bastard, after the water he rolls over onto his wounded shoulder to sleep plus possibley extra weight from the mime... that'd have to hurt?

[PhilipineMan]

No.. He always gets up by sitting up and using his legs to walk out of the bed.

[scottsman1776]

Guaranteed to kill or cure is still used today for pneumonia, but the damn doctors won't use it, to high of a probability

[duckmann08]

sharpes is so hard

[PhilippineMilitia]

How the hell didn't Harris notice them?

[FinalFreek]

he doesn't notice them becuase he's engorssed in this french book.

[Nomadvideos1]

like every other bookworm he was lost in the world of books

[avalsonline]

nothing to be ashamed of and nothing to disdain. a learned man deserves respect

[thejoexman]

Harris walks past them: "Oh, don't mind me."

[geographyissowierd]

bloody pimps

[Maulinator69]

Shagged till your silly . . .

Simmerson is a bastard but he was always quite funny!

[Lachausis]

That's Lords' slang

[MarkRazzell]

For once, Simmerson actually did something useful! Albeit by accident...

[MAXIMILIANAIRE]

lol harris was up 2 days straight!

[Lachausis]

A bookworm

[scottsman1776]

she should have shot him where it counted

[matt2house]

lol "what's a common soldier like u would want with a book"...."why sir i was going to wipe my bum with it sir"

[9215]

The look on his face when he replies as well, he looks like Wallace and Gromit with that cheesey smile!

[RichardSwayne]

She should bite his cock off!