Crazy Taxi Driver in China

[lookatwhatic]

Everything looks quite normal, nothin' abnormal nothing out of place. Which you get past the motion sickness, whiplash, and your soul being jerked in and out of time and space, everything's pretty normal!

[genenco1]

People on bikes, trucks and people standing in street...Oh doggies....Zoom!! I laughed at quite a few parts, that driver is NUTS!!

[ProjectILT]

MOVE BITCH

GET OUT OF THE WAY

GET OUT OF THE WAY BITCH

GET OUT OF THE WAY

[Dongdot123]

In Indonesia, almost every drivers are way crazier than him.

[yosecretsquirrel]

Coming to a city or town somewhere in North America soon!

[GodsCommand]

zhejiang province

[DrChibanga]

He might be crazy but he's smart enough to drive a volkswagen

[Mr360Game]

Poilce: you have killed 7 people and your speeding, in the wrong lane

Chineese man: Cant help you sir, i need to find wally.

Poilce: Excuse me

Chineese man; now i drive passed him, now i must turn back, dont worrry though, ill stay in this lane.

[Mr360Game]

RatBoy: i think you hit that dog

China Man: No, dogs have nine lives!

RatBoy: thats cats!

China man: Look man, if you keep complaining i wont be able to drive safe!

[fingerbud2004]

did you introduce yourself as ratboy8888?

[Ratboy8888]

@fingerbud2004 Why yes, I did, and he gave my a high 5... FYI: 1 minute after I got to the airport, I threw-up!

[Player44100]

i wanna go to china now

[jeremie14loo]

What happens in China, stays in China...

[MammothWooly]

Wrong lane! FUUUU-

[macman2212]

who says asians arent good drivers?

[losroftheday]

R.I.P. Ratboy... He will be missed.

[joko49peretotaldrama]

wally 0_0 1:50

[busdriver153]

messy traffic, in china! i was a truck driver in usa usa better then china!

[Seasue]

small case in china.

Those stupid ass who said asian cannot drive can now shut the hell fuck up

[itsssannie]

and people say Asians can't drive...

[FBIRoyLindell]

Great video but the fast foward just totally fucked my eyes up xD

[IBANEZDADDY]

GREAT POST...CRAZY!

[15Larsy]

You really think you're a youtube celeberty, don't you?

[onlyonecai]

I dare him do this in Beijing. His license would get suspended for 10 times in this video alone!

[zurg56]

@onlyonecai and in the US

[ElevenDestinys]

Wow am I ever glad I don't fucking live in China.

[albernesabacan]

the camera zooms every takes of speed, and the car type is lancer evolution

[ervin2]

Fuck this is hard to watch

[tan4jian]

omg the dog almost hit them ===

[Japanzor]

WRONG LANE

[ayur1000]

bash that chinese bi tches

[fredgt28]

now thats what I call Freedom!

[Kristian2164]

I maybe use to this because i vacationed their cause my uncle had a business thing at China, but i all i have to say is that, if your a tourist and you don't to have the feeling your gonna die, just walk

[tatswatitis]

It means tat u haven't been to India...!!!

[riotpack]

Editing gave me a headache

[Element0war]

2:30 its like he acctually went in fastforward in real life, and he takes a breath to recover from it lolll

[jutzhi]

wtf so heavyyy

[nicky42002]

dont take a taxi in hongkong lol walk its safer

[worIdcitizen]

@nicky42002 let's start from you, you go to hongkong and record yourself walking around the city...

[Cathie94]

I'd love to join him! :-D

[chunnkygoat]

does that taxi have a blowoff?

[beamer403]

hehe well looks like an adventure lol

[chriz110486]

I've lived in China for a year now and I'm so used to this driving style that I'm amazed how people find it so extraordinary.

I guess you can get used to everything...

[Toysplus]

No animals, pedestrians, on coming cars, or stationary items were harmed in the making of this video....just by luck alone ! This guy could drive in Queen's and the Bronx too.

[luckystump]

sorry its they pay for their lifetime

[sukarestu]

Thats how you roll in China

But honestly, getting across the road in Vietnam is worse

Getting to the airport.. be sure you dont smash into someones bike or someones going to the hospital

[cpiMan666]

those sounds freaked me out...

[mewlittle]

darn that orange dog omost got hit

[donovanlau]

i found waldo!!

[drumatic86]

how many people died in this video ? and what car was he drivin ^^

[tellyisrubbish]

: D perhaps there should've been a 'body count' on-screen.

Take a ride with this guy, and the sound of a Chinese police siren will be forever burnt into the memory : )

[andypf1994]

It was a VW

[luckystump]

heres the truth in china they rather run you over and kill you (thats what everyone try to do) and only pay 20 000 us dollar or they run over you and you dont die and you need to pay them money for their liftetime

[sukarestu]

Wow... They run over you and you dont die and you have to pay them for their lifetime?

Hows that making sense

If so, id run over every bastard id see

Lifetime allowance by just smashing cars to people

[Ohgasmik]

and i thought taxi drivers in sf were crazy.. guess its just them in general

[aznlilhero]

this is all legal lol. you can acutally drive like this in china

[Ohgasmik]

shut up

[aznlilhero]

dude you shut the fuck up. take you and your orgasm name out of here

[Ohgasmik]

FUCK YOU LIL AZN DEK.. aint no hero!

[JVC7400]

he almost hit the stupid dog

[ahchuan2000]

that what" to the airport" do to a taix driver

[redsoil5]

I bet he's using a stick shift.

[yeskeypee]

now, this is driving with skill!

[DominickBlack]

The dallas police would cut his thumbs off.

[MrSadBasterd]

This is tame - you should see the taxi drivers in South Africa!!

[roboluigi]

what, u zooming the vid

[evilNmusic]

XD i dare him to do this in china now XD Cameras all over the road o.o

[rollinfever15]

Is that really how his car sounds!

[birthdaymatt]

good editing!

[jessicalowder]

It is a bad one

[phi1s0n]

i need a RIDE

[MIRANDAkozjak]

whats the ruch like really?

[ZGJDJD]

beijing is way better now. but tianjin still.... when you cross a road, you look at those cars instead of looking at the traffic light, cuz no one actually follow that order..

[dancelflux]

where is this lol

[darknessb930]

holy fawken fawker!!! that is one azn!!! im azn but his the MAN!!! your like in a rush o sumthing...

[arturr03]

hahahaha dam! this is a a crazy taxy..... (humbs up)

[DCurt2287]

LOL at no cops?

[GlenvillePecor]

how musch money did it cost u

[Ratboy8888]

About 120 RMB with an exchange rate of 6.8

[frankzese]

both are crazy

[PoxHaunted]

lol

[Haneesh1Amity]

This is the case in most Asian countries. I've been to Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, and China, and it is amazing...

[ARMOROID5000]

Pedestrians = 10 points.

Bicyclists = 25 points.

Awesome vroom sounds = 100 points.

Beating other taxies = 150 points.

Near miss with fatal big truck crash = PRICELESS!

This guys score is - 1,223,444,545,326,234543,23445­!

(THUMBS UP!)

[martindanny]

@ARMOROID5000 WHY IS THERE A PRICELESS CRASH?

SCORE = Pedestrians + Bicyclists + Awesome vroom sounds + Beating other taxies + Near miss with fatal big truck crash

1,223,444,545,326,234543,23445 = 10 + 25 + 100 + 150 + PRICELESS

PRICELESS = 1,223,444,545,326,234,543,2316­0

(THUMBS UP!)

[Philmen]

hahahahhahaahah that makes me laugh so hard

[bheathen]

high five!! you're alive!

[crazyjay55555]

nice try but sped up. try muting before adding sound effects next time.

[sonnyhe2002]

The guy shake up the camera and added sound effects.

The taxi driver knows what he's doing

[gseamon]

what were you doing in china

[kaspii00]

Has anyone tried counting how many times was he honked at?

[blu3lv]

Taxi driver who don't even have responsibility on his job and his life and other people's life.

I wonder how great who his live be and how great of a world that is filled with this kind of jack ass..

[soccerman52677]

1:37 wtf a dog

[ElBartoloSimpson]

OMG !?!? Have you ever seen a dog ?...

[Rouricht]

high five xxXD

iam lovin this vid soooooo xD i love it XDXD

i will favour it xD omg omg omg ^______^

[isstatu1]

Stupid communist

[humanidt]

if us cops went to china, they would finish their quota in a few min.

[dharamvirsbilan95]

THIS IS SHITT..! GOO TOO INDIA.. =D

[TheConzArtist]

who wants to go to that poor ass country, smells like shit

[Rouricht]

hmm he is pretty good as well but he canot compare with me ;] if i would have a car... >:D buahahaaaa but nice one i want to challenge him xxx'D

[happyguycol]

that would have been so much fun. i love meeting crazy people

[Rouricht]

yep it do ;)

[BustedHeart]

I have to admit it. This kind of makes me want to play the video game Crazy Taxi. It's not that much different.

[HomeOnASaturdayNight]

He didn't hit that dog did he?!

Poor thing.

[Ratboy8888]

No animals or people were hurt...

[HomeOnASaturdayNight]

AWESOME!

[fundash]

Oh My God.

thats all I am able to say...

[jd11211]

how in the heck did he get to be a taxi driver and why was the view of the driver so blurry like there was...SMOKE! omg he smokes pot

[madjason12]

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!

[Givadanger]

lol cool!

[carpenoctem66]

Yikes! That first stunt is a fantastic was to kill yourself!

[dominodomo76]

geez, looks he wont stop for anything just to please the passenger :P