ya know I have watched every single Ask the John or Skyy video to date, and I really got to tell you Skyy, you really have a special gift for making things funny and connecting with peoples problems, I think its awesome, and I am glad we have someone like you around in our generation to be able to appreciate what you do, what you have is a true gift and thank you for sharing it with us, keep up the amazing vids!!
My dog also cockblocked me once. I snuk this girl into my bedroom when my parents were home, and my dog came at my locked door and barked and pouted the whole time, I didn't even jizz and neither me or the girl were into it at the time cause this fucking mut was distracting everything. I've never touched my dog since.
I am Chinese and i totally agree with Sky, nowadays most products are made in China and the quality is really crap, for example my god damn fan i bought it a month ago and its fucking spoiled now.
Skyy, my buddy and I have made a cock blocked stories website SoBlocked . com
this isn't an add, it's kind of like a FML website, but.. it's real people stories about them getting cockblocked, kind of funny, still up and coming so you should get a story down now, and please can you shout us out in one of your videos, I've been subbed for years and love your stuff!! I'm a dirty bastard skyy, please HBO
I can't imagine how the A/C cockblocks unless it sounds like some Exorcist stuff. You must be exaggerating this story, Skyy. If I thought I heard a demon in the AC I would just say let's get out of here and you can come back to my place. There was something else weirding her out, tbh.
Can we hear this AC? You've gotten rid of the unit but can you find a similar sound in the infinite internet universe? Your fans need to hear this weird demon sound, lol.
I love how Skyy is naturally funny.. He doesnt have to have his video cut every 5 secs (you know who Im talking about) in order to be funny.. He can just chill and talk and be funny...
Skyy you never read my question on Vokle with emma :O It was What are your opinions on extreme bondage and domination fetishes? To me that shit is fucked up!!!
come on everyone knows when you are given a VERY LARGE DISCOUNT ON SUMMER ITEMS plus an ADDITIONAL % off you know something is up.. U should of listened to the Girl at the store she was giving u a hint
As much as he denies it we all know it was EMMA he was cuddling with. She was at his house after midnight on Sunday after the Vokle show. That's a no-brainer. I can't hate though, I would try to "slip it in with her too"!
Haha Skyy. Us chinese people tend to lean towards the quantity part as opposed to the quality part. Keep this in mind. I'm chinese and I don't even buy chinese made stuff if I can avoid it.
Haha Skyy you were trying that move where you spoon, and fall asleep and wake up with ya hard on pressed all up in her crack making her squirm weren't you, ya BASTARD?!?! She wakes up, and you pretend to be asleep.... and then wake up mid grind! Oops!
"can i go with you?cause im afraid" lmao
JHKH4 1 month ago
2:25 "I reach for my AK-47 - Oh fuck this California, u can't own an AK-47" LOL
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Actually, an air conditioner helped me :)
RebelManCam 1 month ago
lol
Istudynak1d 1 month ago
freeze at 2:22 trolololo face :D
shegar2011 3 months ago
HAHAHA am looking for the double thumbs up button
luisalbcarvajal 4 months ago
I've been cock blocked by EZ-MAC shit made me cry
ihavesmallnips 4 months ago
wow... that is an old ass air conditioner. what did you expect?
cyberlord64 4 months ago
You mean: Cockblocked by Frederick M. Jones, because he invented the air conditioner.
lilthug1805 5 months ago
i laughed so hard when i heard this "Nigga it's winter, why the fuck you need an AC in the middle of winter?
juliolilman 6 months ago
Lol
Mrdute12 6 months ago
lmfraooo omg
divineclown 6 months ago
A butterknife lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flonkas 6 months ago
lolololol pause at 2:22
rx7drifter323 6 months ago 4
LOL I was crying while watching this
YunYun03 6 months ago
Lol
what funny video
BuyAirConditioner 6 months ago
Lol quite a funny episode!
300tunes 6 months ago
lmfao "Nigga it's Winter! Why the fuck you need an AC in the middle of Winter?"
Nickzilla1094 7 months ago 2
all chinnese air conditioners cockblock skyy...its the goverment's way of controling the population lol
hairymangina101 7 months ago
LMFAO!
REDD72683 7 months ago
Moral Of the Story DONT BE CHEAP!
mck4real 7 months ago
LOL "Nigga its winter why the fuck you need AC its winter"
kid356 7 months ago 27
man that was HILARIOUS
wowmanv2 7 months ago
LMAO this was the funniest shit i've ever seen
DorkiieAaron 7 months ago
lmao 'can i come with you? i'm scared!!'
adellesy 7 months ago
lmao! i love the way Skyy acted like he's STILL holding the butter knife well after he finished his story,, YOU'RE THE MAN SKYY
TheCorruptah 7 months ago
it wasn't the A/C, it the chick. Skyy plugged it in her ass.
JasonNepster 7 months ago 3
fucking love it, this made me laugh sooo much
Uatemydoodle 7 months ago 3
haha SO I GRAB THE BUTTER KNIFE!
MikeyTSH 7 months ago 4
ya know I have watched every single Ask the John or Skyy video to date, and I really got to tell you Skyy, you really have a special gift for making things funny and connecting with peoples problems, I think its awesome, and I am glad we have someone like you around in our generation to be able to appreciate what you do, what you have is a true gift and thank you for sharing it with us, keep up the amazing vids!!
DxThan0s 7 months ago 4
Balling like Sky =DDDD
knoopjes 7 months ago
You ownan AK-47, where did u get it from?
harris3693 7 months ago
Yea... Just blame it on the A/C :-D You dirty bastard!!
Semiree 7 months ago 3
just turn it off....
CladStation 7 months ago
lol that was funny
TheCashMoney1001 7 months ago
Skyy, you need to videotape this airconditioner so we can hear the noise.
pandaman444 7 months ago 5
Lol if you called the Pope and told him there was a child in your air con hed be over in a flash!
MrNellie2200 7 months ago
so you cancelled "operation look sexy as fuck" and "celibate"... you are a true bastard
imcriticizer 7 months ago
more tales from home!
XerxusExanju 7 months ago
AC=1 sky jhon=none lol
TheTrix911 7 months ago 2
But Skyy, anything you buy these days has Chinese written all over it...... Just saying
5speedracer 7 months ago
My dog also cockblocked me once. I snuk this girl into my bedroom when my parents were home, and my dog came at my locked door and barked and pouted the whole time, I didn't even jizz and neither me or the girl were into it at the time cause this fucking mut was distracting everything. I've never touched my dog since.
bullettomy7thheart 7 months ago
You can't cockblock someone who is celibate.
Chucktage 7 months ago
I am Chinese and i totally agree with Sky, nowadays most products are made in China and the quality is really crap, for example my god damn fan i bought it a month ago and its fucking spoiled now.
nooberlishes 7 months ago
3:37.
Haswellarc 7 months ago
I got that same model of AC that you have installed now, I think almost everyone uses LG AC's in California
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jaowseph 7 months ago
rofl except human beings everything else is made in china.
kakompo 7 months ago
Hilarious
areskzc 7 months ago
butter knife lol thug life
brigazoidz 7 months ago
you need a fan as backup
Allinmyworld 7 months ago
There is no such thing as a great chinese company.
Manifold73tube 7 months ago
I love how he winks, makes me lol. 3:19
mwizzle407 7 months ago
just buy a decent damn air conditioner.. you cheap bastard
mgreen65 7 months ago
Grabbed the butter knife lol..
Jac5al 7 months ago
So Skyy... hows celibacy goin?
Rhydzzz 7 months ago 88
From Ak47 to butter knife LMAO
assofan 7 months ago
Skyy, my buddy and I have made a cock blocked stories website SoBlocked . com
this isn't an add, it's kind of like a FML website, but.. it's real people stories about them getting cockblocked, kind of funny, still up and coming so you should get a story down now, and please can you shout us out in one of your videos, I've been subbed for years and love your stuff!! I'm a dirty bastard skyy, please HBO
brettgoudy 7 months ago 2
thumbs up for the police sirens going off in the backround lol
DeathcoreRikk 7 months ago
i was crying of laughter damnit
GunfireGangster 7 months ago
I CANT BREATH ANYMORE!!!!!! Im laughing too hard...
axel1973w 7 months ago
@axel1973w Me Too.
kiatiming101 7 months ago
Off the fucking air conditioning or get a freaking fan for fuck sake. Really made me mad skyy why cant you use your fucking brain?
TheIceMurder 7 months ago
@TheIceMurder Chill. Got damn it, people are strange.
adrianofan92 7 months ago
use Midea LOL XD
velvelification 7 months ago
Great skyy...great story skyy....
now my chinese girlfriend in the other room, just heard this and is now leaving :)
- Anglacer™
Anglacer 7 months ago
u got cockblocked by your cheapness lmao
ting280 7 months ago
It's too bad he couldn't get it on camera for us before he returned it.
blues03 7 months ago
oh didnt knew u guys use the word poltergeist :D
its german and stuff u know ^^
GamerGER 7 months ago
oh didnt knew u guys use the word poltergeist :D
GamerGER 7 months ago
What happened to celibacy?
casstpl 7 months ago 4
@casstpl Hey nobody's perfect.
donlantez 7 months ago
de-motivational cock blockery - when an aircon cockblox you know that skyjohn feels your pain.
kay4dee08 7 months ago
lmfao funny story
ashleyrp2007 7 months ago
so much for trying to be celibate huh Skyy lol
Larrygallis 7 months ago
I love when Skyy's voice gets all high pitched from the excitement when he's telling a story :D
Larrygallis 7 months ago
that noise you made was priceless
lolustupid 7 months ago
keep pressing 5 lmao
MrBlane47 7 months ago
it was the ac that doubled as a godzilla alarm clock..very big in japan! you jus didnt know how to work it
SlitheringWeeds420 7 months ago
"I would totally bang a Chinese girl OK."
Way to express your cultural sensitivity, Skyy xD
Adeon55 7 months ago 3
SKYY WHAT HAPPENED TO MMABLOODANDSWEAT?!?!?!?!!
loves2spooj6969 7 months ago
@loves2spooj6969 thats what i want to know
turnbacktime 7 months ago
fat mean bitch of a woman was reincarnated into your busted chinese AC...
steelfury455 7 months ago
LOL what a story
yam6dan 7 months ago
Butter knife lol
ImperfectCitizen 7 months ago
LOL!!!! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Dam AC! Messing up my skyy on the pum pum!
mash4321 7 months ago
Skyy: "Fuck it, can I come with you 'cause I'm afraid?"
Epic.
ROFLMAO!!
leston4life 7 months ago
"Tales from Home". Awesome.
DoctorBojangIes 7 months ago
how did you fall for it sky? i would have turned down his offer immediately right after he says he''ll take another 5% off
trilfy 7 months ago
I can't imagine how the A/C cockblocks unless it sounds like some Exorcist stuff. You must be exaggerating this story, Skyy. If I thought I heard a demon in the AC I would just say let's get out of here and you can come back to my place. There was something else weirding her out, tbh.
Can we hear this AC? You've gotten rid of the unit but can you find a similar sound in the infinite internet universe? Your fans need to hear this weird demon sound, lol.
curvalcurval 7 months ago
too funny!
Cayico 7 months ago
"Trust me, we won't do anything, let's just snuggle" *wink*
Hahaha, you are the fucking man Skyy. I hope you killed that AC 'Office Space' style!
tennisace06 7 months ago
Skyy, your AC was trolling you. LOL
lilrobda1 7 months ago
I love how Skyy is naturally funny.. He doesnt have to have his video cut every 5 secs (you know who Im talking about) in order to be funny.. He can just chill and talk and be funny...
xklusivguy 7 months ago 158
@xklusivguy true
ericunder29 7 months ago
@xklusivguy Thats why i consider this guy the best youtuber
bullettomy7thheart 7 months ago
@xklusivguy rwj? lol
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TomaCukor 7 months ago
@xklusivguy you mean SD?
Octoberpunk 7 months ago
@xklusivguy sxephil, lol
turnbacktime 7 months ago
@xklusivguy LOL just about every bigtime youtuber
this guys shit is original on the spot
theirs is all scripted
lilwayyne 7 months ago
@xklusivguy RWJ. meekakitty, or mysteryguitarman ? cus im lost
561inurface 7 months ago
@561inurface sxephil -.- ...i think
BobandSlawd 7 months ago
Hmmmmnnn..... when did you break the celibacy?
leston4life 7 months ago
Godzilla!!!!
Realgaming7 7 months ago
dyin @ possessed child in the AC
OneManlARMIe 7 months ago
No sky you're not alone. I got cockblocked because my damn ac wouldn't turn off. got too cold for the girl to get naked
xcrunner000 7 months ago
actually you were cock blocked by your own cheapness
sontwisted 7 months ago
Now that manager who got you to buy...he is a real 'Bastard". You should have taken lessons from the guy, Skyy.
saintm101 7 months ago
0:42 "she was kinda hot tho" LMAO
onraj9mm 7 months ago
Skyy you never read my question on Vokle with emma :O It was What are your opinions on extreme bondage and domination fetishes? To me that shit is fucked up!!!
calebman1 7 months ago
SKYY SKYY SKYY...
come on everyone knows when you are given a VERY LARGE DISCOUNT ON SUMMER ITEMS plus an ADDITIONAL % off you know something is up.. U should of listened to the Girl at the store she was giving u a hint
andrey87ish 7 months ago
for me is my bed... snugglin is fine but when the moment comes, shit sounds worst than a haunted house... still, confortable as hell
PdRo018 7 months ago
What happened to celibacy?
predalien1995 7 months ago
lol skyy you should have recorded that AC sound!
latinoloco29 7 months ago
Your AK47 XD
Sithguy77 7 months ago
hahahahaa. EPIC!
MrHav1k 7 months ago
Lol the hardware store guy got your cheap ass. Lesson learned.
KnightX666 7 months ago 4
STORY TIME! :D
JusChillin979 7 months ago
As much as he denies it we all know it was EMMA he was cuddling with. She was at his house after midnight on Sunday after the Vokle show. That's a no-brainer. I can't hate though, I would try to "slip it in with her too"!
djkronyx 7 months ago
BUTTER KNIFE! hahaha Classic...
RomiEzzo 7 months ago
thats actualy not true. you can own an ak47 in CA. calguns.net for more info :)
heavyarmswing 7 months ago
o my god im crying over here...lmao
blakrhyno911 7 months ago
Lol sky awesome story
moepskie 7 months ago
lol well thats what you get for being cheap
futureruler123 7 months ago
First of all Skyy, what kind of dimwitted bastard goes for a 3 month warranty on a dusty old chinese AC. You were begging to get played.
Also, it seems Chinese people dont like Bahamians. :P
a5ethi 7 months ago
If I had one if those in my house I would die from a heat stroke. Lmao.
rinodeluxe713 7 months ago
Haha Skyy. Us chinese people tend to lean towards the quantity part as opposed to the quality part. Keep this in mind. I'm chinese and I don't even buy chinese made stuff if I can avoid it.
renzhewudi7 7 months ago
hahahahahah
BlackhawksFan247 7 months ago
Great Chinese company is an oxymoron
MickScarborough 7 months ago 83
@MickScarborough
americans always tries to get cheap production
and they always complains it breaks easily?
well u get wat u paid for
same goes for everywhere
winkawak 7 months ago
@MickScarborough People live in canada?
MrAnimated 7 months ago
@MrAnimated yes, we call them evolved. Unlike Americans
MickScarborough 7 months ago
Well its a good thing you're Celibate then.....oh wait, that's right, the Celibacy thing was bullshit =P
proteuseffects 7 months ago
Hahaha hilarious.
Franpowah 7 months ago
lmao
fingina92 7 months ago
Nowadays, you can get cockblocked by everything, even a door.
MrCharleyz 7 months ago
Let me open it up and have a look,
tony36009 7 months ago
Scumbag A/C
Th3Firebreather 7 months ago
"lil boner" hahahaha
victorlopez007 7 months ago
The link to the "Chick Takes a Shit..." video is the same as the one showing your bathroom.
FlyBoyKhi 7 months ago
2:19 Breaaaaaaaaaaaaah
gian2g 7 months ago
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gian2g 7 months ago
skyy im dissapointed that you got your ass juked by such an obvious trick.
Mr81points 7 months ago
Lmao did it stop making that noise after she left?
FlyBoyKhi 7 months ago
Nice comedic incorporation
santi961 7 months ago
the manager played you xD
slayisinsanified 7 months ago
You didn't have to tell me you were in L.A. I could tell by the police sirens -__-
CyBeRdEmOn1234 7 months ago
@KaiserFlamberge But the title perfectly describes the video. It's not misleading if that's what your'e implying.
MrMiniKG 7 months ago
@MrMiniKG indeed
LT589 7 months ago
@LT589 Certainly.
MrMiniKG 7 months ago
your air conditioners tha shit :D
sharp2257 7 months ago
lmmfaooooo the pope, lmao oh god i'm done. too fucking hilarious!
BREAKTHECODE2222009 7 months ago
dam skyy
Marmanandfriends 7 months ago
Some Perv was outside raping your AC sky lol.
sfasto1 7 months ago
Dude. You asked to go home with her. That is NOT a smoove move :p
vkhasriya 7 months ago
LMAO 'LETZ Snuggle'. Lmao 'Wondering how I'm go slip this in'.
Jaysharp36 7 months ago
I swear he titles his videos this way to attract people.
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FoxMedina 7 months ago
haha good shit
K00lstorybrah 7 months ago
You should of told her it was your zen wind chime.
agun17 7 months ago
"FUCK IT! Can I come with you because I'm afraid!?!?" LMAO!
BDSRed 7 months ago
The old AC was probably the manager's and he couldn't fix it and sold you a used out dated AC.
nguinguingui 7 months ago
centeral air sky.. come on mann
AiRjorDaNkInG23x 7 months ago
This is a classic, roflmao.
Raszagal1045 7 months ago
Haha Skyy you were trying that move where you spoon, and fall asleep and wake up with ya hard on pressed all up in her crack making her squirm weren't you, ya BASTARD?!?! She wakes up, and you pretend to be asleep.... and then wake up mid grind! Oops!
TonyZXT 7 months ago
IS it me or do you look like you are getting fked in the ass in your thumbnail?
erdal0 7 months ago
lmaoo im picturing that photograph of you and the ac at the cockblock museum. skyy youre a funny mothafucka
SocaTrain 7 months ago
i like how sky actually responds to peoples comments. kudos , ps my mom was going to name me sky i was pissed she didnt
ewhaley50 7 months ago
Hahaha "A great Chinese company!" What a line.... lol
UnbeltedSundew 7 months ago
Skyy it is so funny that you told this story next to the AC and your were sweating lmao
craftchest 7 months ago 27
I guess this was Karma for cockblocking Emmanuel last night :P
chigs908 7 months ago
Like this if you clicked both of the vids he linked to us thinking they were different vids :O
FlashoutLive 7 months ago
epic story :D
noldorian86 7 months ago
do some workout if you have the equipment
19WILLIAMSON77 7 months ago