Cute Monkeys and Birds and Shit

[00kosmos00]

Why did u steal that image from my desktop?! ;o) "Cagers sux azz!" & we're all caged in... Nice to be a part of the zoo, eh? ;D What other funny sounds can u make?

[paulvenkman]

That monkey at 2:05 looked like it was on a mission running from one place to the other.

[AmarieRedLipstick]

females are not boring! We're riddles! haha but whatever think what you want I guess, love your videos anyway :)

[battlesd12]

uhh, thats de brazza not dr. brazza...

[chabi3000]

hahahahahah did you intentionaly make that noise to startle them , it really sounded like some gorilla noise

[jardude699]

"On friday night, dont buy" haha

[AssassinGhost]

LMFAO hope hope hope, or or or (turn on captions and read them at the monkey part) XD.

[zymuur]

Gregarious - Sociable or lives in packs/flocks.

That sounds like something a bird which is aggressive and may attack other birds would do.

[MoreGrievances]

"Mini Peacock different colors" Haha! That made me laugh to tears.

[Malteboy777]

LOL! @ 3:23 - Transcribe: "I'm dumb but I would tell her side effects evidence but I'd be like many" xD Rolfl! - "Or as a grand donating a crack" xD wtf?

[SamBeatBoxer]

M13 loves zoos

[QuestionZleep]

Barbara props at war!!!!

[MasterCheifC08]

I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS!!!!

[tolikechicken]

M13 i came to this video to see some shit, yet you posted no footage of shit that i saw. This has lead to me flagging this video and unsubbing lol jk jk i kid i kid i love you can't wait for todays vid!!! :D

[13mordeth]

@tolikechicken "shit" by definition has more than one meaning. And one of them is a synonym for "stuff" and that's how it was used in the title. To further explain, I was kinda thinking of the porcupine when I added the "shit".

[tolikechicken]

@13mordeth lol i know that you need to do another series of videos again i love those :p

[beaster29]

@13mordeth I've heard it said that shit is the most versatile word in the english language lol.

[noodlez4me]

is it Ma-cow or do you mean Ma-cawk?

i know there's another monkey names MACAWK

[13mordeth]

@noodlez4me I wouldn't want to play with a monkey that was named after your cock.

[noodlez4me]

@13mordeth why not : (

[Mineav]

@13mordeth What about monkeys that want to play with your cock? Hot shit, there.

[silverhawkroman]

@noodlez4me Macao -.-'

[Matt04301]

i think i know where your at

[syth406]

lol that zoo bicycle thing is awesome I wanna ride one of those

[nealbo666]

JD's jumper is actually awesome

[xXUSMCGRIFFXx]

That monkey impression is too good

[target555]

I like the CGI shot at 3:09. The camera travels through the fence!

[bullseye9572]

No cute shits :(

[c0decub]

Evidently

[caspermayne]

Wow M! You are very good! You bark like a real dog.

[AcomaB]

you crack me up

[BassRiderX]

like for the comment at 1:20

[kalimera8764]

To see what M13 says to the monkeys, enable the captions...

[13mordeth]

@kalimera8764 Holy fuck that made me laugh.....it actually did write words for my monkey sounds.....so funny.

[itsmikee112]

monkey 1 - "what's that noise ?"

monkey 2 - " I think it's a WALRUS"

[wordreet]

According to Wiki, Those monkeys are named after an Italian/French explorer called Pierre de Brazza. So the de is just 'duh'. They are native to central Africa and are an awesome looking monkey when they mature, that one looks like a juvenile. But the adults end up looking like they have a black Mc Hammer haircut and a white beard!!

[richardwooduk86]

I was waiting for the bird shit!

[otters4455]

I remember the video where you found those blue birds, that was a while back

[otters4455]

That is some impressive vocal work you have on you there...

[lakaiguy17]

So wait if the monkeys are native to Taiwan why are they at a zoo in America you don't see bears and shit at a zoo we have animals that arnt native

[HerpDerpSmurf]

That's the worst monkey impression I've ever heard. I've missed your video's.

[huffenbagel]

I totally imagine you wearing your helmet everywhere and never taking it off.

[kwijaeboner]

a good re title: F**king with animals

[yellowgroove]

i had a Guinea pig but my Chinese neighbor stole it and cooked it for dinner !

[OCNRob]

M13 is actually a Gorilla.

[Soetman]

Sounds very convincing Mortheth... :P Are you hiding something from us ?

[67kneil]

love the rail pedal cars

[markbeermonster]

I remember that video with the magpie, that was ages ago.

[bctvanw]

Formosan rock macaque

[termosica666]

Damn M13, you're the man of many talents.

[oi565]

Where is the shit?

[lauris47]

@oi565 exactly, now I have to make one myself, its unfair...

[alifelesscritic]

...thes monkeys are almost as old as your girlfriends too  : P

[imaholytree227]

Is M15 gay? He said women are boring and men are interesting lol :P

[daedalx]

1:52 Wow. That doesn't look dangerous at all.

[futboleroR10]

M13 you forgot to put a piece of shit on the thumbnail.

[dylanjb100]

@2:15 ? watch?v=gTVoFCP1BLg

[futboleroR10]

@dylanjb100 Hahaha wow.

[komotoko]

I had a dream last night that I visited you.....And you was a old fat bald guy with a beer gut... I think I've been watching to much M13... :(

[nicntree]

i just tried to stick my tongue up my throat

[13mordeth]

@nicntree You put your tongue up creating a seal from breathing then you breathe in pulling your tongue back with suction. Then once it gets sucked back you can put it on top of your mouth in your naval cavity. You can actually push the roof of your mouth down from on top with your tongue.

[666TECHNO666]

@13mordeth well thats one way to suffocate yourself...lol

[crackerstolemybike]

@13mordeth ao9ehraueraOIAUNHEJKRABDHBEAHE­EELP MEEEEEReiuhnufdiaebhdayebdaeyd­aed



[oi565]

@13mordeth Are you really serious?

[Dhoska]

@13mordeth wow, that's kinda scary :/

[70chevelle8]

@13mordeth it didnt work

[CTRTrichome]

@13mordeth you almost killed me dude, my tongue got stuck in my throat and i couldnt breath or pull it out, it went down and not up... it was fucken close, not good advice,,,

[wordreet]

@CTRTrichome Did you video it??? That'd go viral for sure!! Go the the hospital and try it again in the ER waiting area. X¬D

[TwistedProductions99]

@13mordeth Knowing my luck i will just swallow my tongue and choke to death. lol

[SadBunnyNL]

@13mordeth That tongue thing sounds very interesting. But couldn't you actually suffocate yourself by inhaling the whole ting if you suck it in too deeply? (Yeah, that's what she said, I know...) Wow, gives a new meaning to erotic asphyxiation. And another thing... Am I right in assuming you don't have that skin flap thing under your tongue any more? My grandma didn't have that and could do the weirdest things with her tongue. At least according to grandpa...

[kaorutheimpaler]

@13mordeth Are you missing the piece of skin underneath your tounge that connects your tongue to your jaw? Not the muscle, just that lil flap. If you look in JD's mouth you'll know what I mean if you don't have it lol. Side note, as a kid I could get my fingers up there thru my mouth. but now I gag hardcore ahahhaha

[AznofHK]

@13mordeth thats ridiculous

[chazzer666]

@nicntree Pink elephant



[to6ko19]

you were so good at monkey language that even my dog started barking at you ...

[ozwerks]

little nervous about clicking "show more" on that one :)

[PoweredByTheHaters]

when i saw the bicycle shadow at 2:14 i immediately thought of ET lol

[sajakbar]

best m13 video title since the pole dancer. +1 !!!

[TheHunter1337]

Awesome vid. I love zoos!

[WayneT93]

Docter Brazzer dot com.

I think I've heard of him somewhere...

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

"MINI PEACOCK DIFFERENT COLORZ"

Boom, just named a species. Historic moment.

[SebbaFresh]

Daamn, what do u do if u gotta take a shit on the 1:50 Railway thing? :P Ur kinda screwed then, huh?

[dvasslntbob]

youre awesome M

[aporsuger]

Birdshit?

[SupahZaf]

you were probably swearing in monkey language xD

[articcircleado]

coolest zoo evar!

[00new]

DO YOU LIKE BREADSTICKS?!

[mexalkid]

HAA m13 why did you take out "shit" ?

[calebre]

keep your prices down m13.

[HellRyder18]

1:52........ET.......

[criskity]

Formosan Rock Macaques.

[StevenRHaz]

the video where you spotted the magpies - was that the one where you walked across that bridge?

[13mordeth]

@StevenRHaz No, it's one where I untie a tied up dog from a company's door. Part of my MG series Mini-Golf.

[EPICBEDTIME]

Poo

[r3fr33z39780]

just like the human world: the man are interesting and the females are boring. lmaoo

[MrBarrelomonkeys]

@michelleymou I believe he is teaching in Taiwan, he is originally for Winnipeg

[IceManDan121011]

I can do that with my tongue too!!!! my siblings thought I was crazy/deformed/retarded.....

[13mordeth]

@IceManDan121011 It gets harder with age. I can barely do it now.

[DieHarderAgain]

@13mordeth hey mordeth what are your veiws on this vid???

[huffenbagel]

That gibbon is so agile

[brainiac147]

I believe those monkeys just went Apeshit.

[michelleymou]

@gangster664 hes white right why does he live there?

[kramcas2]

WOW! M13 is there any thing you cant do?

[superrrrmann]

Dr. Brazzers: The World's Best Doctor.

[IXIAdeIXI]

@superrrrmann lol is this a reference to what i think it is?

[superrrrmann]

@IXIAdeIXI You better believe it.

[CmoreBuhts]

why does taiwan seem so much better than the Usa through m13's eyes

[HostDragon]

monkeys and bird shit

[CmoreBuhts]

Thats a pretty damn close Cinema monkey sound lol

[Vrublevskogo]

Cool

[michelleymou]

@13mordeth im new to ur channel lol anyways why are you in taiwan?

[gangster664]

@michelleymou because he lives there

[XZaapryca]

@michelleymou You should just watch all his vids...from the beginning! lol Real quick, he escaped to Taiwan to hide from Canadian druglords who didn't appreciate his dancing, got his penis stuck in an Asian fly trap, taught English until they figured out he was just teaching them curse words, became a father to a pretty funny kid, and then started riding around Taiwan complaining about his wife and bad drivers. For a fee, you can now be present while he complains. M13 rocks!

[13mordeth]

@XZaapryca Amen.

[neppy503]

@michelleymou Click on his name and check out his Frequently Asked Questions,

[mattt19890]

i want to be a flying monkey

[nickjones412]

"just like girlfriends" lol

[MisterPoobah]

"male's interesting and the females are boring" M13 GAY RUMORS CONFIRMED.

[ReigningSpirit]

(comment below) challenge accepted!!

[13mordeth]

@ReigningSpirit It's hard to get it on video since my mouth is dark. And I don't feel like shining a flashlight in my mouth and putting it on the internet since my teeth aren't the greatest.

[KenworthPeterbilt]

i like turtles

[MisterPoobah]

I honestly don't believe you can stick your tongue into your own nasal cavity.

[Aupas]

and this is famous Taiwanese flying monkey... xD

[VI0RIE]

LOL@Taiwanese Flying Monkey!!

[daniel0771]

m13>the monkey whisperer 

[gangster664]

M13, KING OF THE APES!

[daleeps]

lol epic

[Lysol295]

Mordeth13...........ROCKS !!!!!!

[theBlue123498]

that cage is a little bit too small for them. I think

[mulmic11]

what are your thoughts on animals being kept in zoos/cages?

[13mordeth]

@mulmic11 I made a video about it the other day. This is leading up to it.

[RuneScapes1205]

MOKEYS!!!

[TheDrStunts]

Best videos on youtube!