Spongebob Edited-Squidward gets chopped and screwed

[thenewmichaeljakson]

u should have made patrick say over 9000!!!@#@#$!@!@$3 during the matris sean

[MrBadcop99]

the hospital doesent like people that has no penises

[zombiekiller117ful]

patrick should of said OVER 9000 MATRESSES

[FreakOutDbz]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!

[legomazard]

gee we thought you riped your dick off and you got knocked the fuck out

[xxXzEskerXxx]

thats queer thats queer thats queer

[MikeJ1220]

This is the best spongebob edit,perfectly timed and nice cuss words.

[houstonepimp23]

y do anything i like the new mr. tiits!! XD

[lumn8music]

Are those giant piles of shit at the dump? XD

See what they did there?

[Ewen12304]

how do u get the swearing sounds

[Deangelo191]

2:24 i thought he was gonna say "seventy eight hundred billion"

[doublejadedragon]

"You want me to spend my motherfucking money on my richer than me bitch ass boss?" edited perfectly

[undeadSquirrel712]

pour Mr. titties

[houstonepimp23]

7:44 seconds and the rest iz funny... wait wat its all funny

[houstonepimp23]

ToRxEdiTs r u from houston cuz i listen to not a stain on me shiit i swang to dat shit and lil will

[houstonepimp23]

funny az fuk

[consintrovy]

Too much rap music!!!

[EnemyAC130Aboveu]

This man has to dick!!!! Ha ha ha!!! I almost lost my SPEGGITTI!!!!

[GoldRabbit1000]

Doctor:This guy has no penis

Nurse:He'll never be able to fuck my BIGASS!

[GM9364]

Funny I almost died

[MyztcDragon16]

wheres the SKEET SKEET SKEET from??

[Cakeman545]

@MyztcDragon16 Laffy Taffy by D4L

[MyztcDragon16]

Spongebob: are you okay mr. Krabs

Mr Krabs: no, im just f*cking you really hard

[MyztcDragon16]

is there skeet in it?

[Ins4nekid]

Lmfao

[bitchnigger53]

and squidward should of said i put it all the way to my ass instead of all the way to the dump

[bitchnigger53]

patrick should of said over9000!!! when thinking about the matress

[sportsguy1079]

Song at 8:07???

[corystube10]

@sportsguy1079 the cupid shuffle

[wizmac080]

why do anything i like the new mr TITS

[DabirdmanJake]

Mr.Crabs! Move bitch

[wizmac080]

Skeet skeet skeet big ass cock ass

[MrZakezero]

1:15 what is the song

[TameGoku]

whos fucks with broken coral?



[warsoap]

We wer worried u ripped ur dick off lol

[marcy6654]

This video is the bomb!!!!!!:D

[NKTJh]

8:43 to 9:03 Best part

[pfffbonomi]

im gay

[foobstudios]

@pfffbonomi cool

[AsukaJudai]

Other than Put A Ring On It, Stanky Legg, Move Bitch, Chopped & Screwed, and Get Silly, what other songs did you use in this edit?

[MrRandomusername100]

How many mattresses do you think there are? OVER 9000!!!

[TheKillerj34]

0.54 made me laugh so hard

[TheSubwayMustango]

@TheKillerj34 lol me too

[xXxKurama2011xXx]

I make edits too,check me out and tell me what you think about them

[eminemfan576]

funny as hell



[bdacarmen127]

thumbs up if you just realize at the beginging what u supos 2 bring out lol

[S3XYG0DD3SS34]

let me fuck you up our big ass

[Funnier66]

What is the song @1:15

[WarnerBrosAdam]

whats the song called at 8:03?

[lilmimi4100]

@WarnerBrosAdam pop lock and drop it -Huey

[cacluvsdance]

This is the first edited i have ever watched, and it IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER WATCHED. I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING! ROFL OMG THANKS KLING10 AND TORXEDITS

[Davonyeababy]

What are u doing squidward u were supposed to bust it bust it wide open then I tell her bring it back-partick yea dumbass and u woke up the fuckin guard worm too -spongebob xD CTFU

[warsoap]

help you fuck.....myself :D

[zakee1scranton]

00:015 IF YOU HEAR THAT SONG FROM THE BEGINING ITS SOUNDS LIKE MICKEY MOUSE MIKEY MOUSE MIKEY MOUSE. AND THEN WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD SUCK MY DICK THATS MEATWAD VOICE. LOL

[InsomniacLegit]

buss it buss it wiide open n i tell her bring it back" XD

[TxAxCxTxIxCxAxL]

if mr krabs doesnt fall through, ur goin to HELLLLLLLL

[TxAxCxTxIxCxAxL]

1:05 u forgot to put mr titz

[TxAxCxTxIxCxAxL]

7:44 best line

[themexican91100]

mr krabs wants 2 fuck spongebob

[thatonesouthernguy]

Best line at 2:14

[FirecrackerFilms29]

@ 1:08 & 1:12 where are they from?

[silverfang825]

Yes, retreiver " Now walk it out now walk it out" hilarious

[WalkmanRadio]

Alright you two do da stanky leg!

[SuperMyagi]

On 02:20 Why didn't Patric say "ITS OVER 9000!!!"

[threedaystil99]

You run in their and yell get in my belly, the worm will realize he forgot to stock up on viagra lol

[TeH0wn4g3]

Lol 8:28

[xxZOMBIELOVAxx]

Check ...... Patrick : 10

Spongebob: DUMBASS

[xxZOMBIELOVAxx]

That really BIG ASS GARD WORM

[nukemanist]

91 ppl dont like SKEET SKEET SKEET

[godofwar1470]

thumbs up if u still watching this 2011

[SuperJimmie3000]

4:51 ...that's not his name...

[teachertorture]

I almost died during this

[FxckTheSystem36]

What's the name of the song at 6:04?

[clarkmark4444]

@FxckTheSystem36 not a stain on me

[bluetooth161]

@FxckTheSystem36 big tuck not a

damn stain on me?

[POPstar4u2]

@FxckTheSystem36 Big Tuck- Not A Stain On Me

[chunkymuffinboy]

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it Noooooooo

[theperson11100]

Cleveland Steemer on my chest

[theperson11100]

lmfao it's like trying to FUCK broken coral

[Punk7605]

LMFAO 3:24, he said queer three times

[bloodshed1791]

1:05 kills me every time

[bloodshed1791]

look at mr krabs's hand motion when he says go fuck yourself.

[A1m0stAw3s0me]

I fucked on the bed!

....

I'm juts kidding.

...

I fucked on the floor!

[NorthWolfs]

@A1m0stAw3s0me do u know the name to that song...?

[A1m0stAw3s0me]

@NorthWolfs Colt 45 by Afroman

[Skatinboii9009]

lol 5:36 was my favorite part xD

[chunkymuffinboy]

skeet skeet skeet lmfao

[david476pimpin]

U expect me to spend my mother fu** money on my richer than me, bit** a** boss? =[ XD

[david476pimpin]

Seen this today and yesterday day on tv

[sportsdog100]

Mr.tittys

[TheRedreaper1000]

what was the song in the beginning and my favorite par was 0:37 - 1:23

[clarkmark4444]

@TheRedreaper1000 bring em out by T.I.

[david476pimpin]

1:55

[iPodkrazy117]

We were afraid we afraid your ripped your dick off AND GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

[bloodshed1791]

my favourite parts:

0:53,1:05, 3:37, 4:35, 5:37, 7:35

[brodog181]

saw a shirt that says 22 or so ways to say the f and I don't know how many of the times it used it :P

[bloodshed1791]

SUPRISE!!!!!!! the fuck is this? FUCK YOU! what in the FUCKING SHIT are you doing in me bedroom? hard fucking?........I'M KIDDIN! we noticed how misereable you were on your PIECE OF SHIT mattress. so i fucked on the bed........I'M KIDDIN i fucked on the floor!

[pinksparkle24]

@bloodshed1791 thats my fav part too

[supergladoslogan]

Skeet skeet skeet

[tnsktg123]

troll faces



[GLaD1138]

Nothing is meaner than a junkyard whore

[14nfamous]

Mr. Titties/Tits XD

[Z0MB1PLAY3R]

91 people have never heard of a vagina

[pancho6526]

We got you a condom

Is there skeet in it?

No

[ShadowStar5000]

what's that song at 9:09

[Fusionpokemonman23]

10 facts about you : 1. You are reading this comment. 2. You are realizing that is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three. 5 You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7.You are still reading my comment. 9 You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. 11. You are enjoying this. 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Post this to one video and tomorrow will be your best day ever. :)

[datwavykidry]

Maybe Their Finally Fuck Me Lmaoo

[dimepieces08]

wtf is that they copy that when that reporter swolwed a bug

[Stevieloc559]

Has Any On Seen That Green Fish head Looks Like A Condom

[AshleyEquine]

@Stevieloc559 Why Do You Type Like This

[Stevieloc559]

@AshleyEquine Like What

[AshleyEquine]

@Stevieloc559 Like This With All Capital Letters On Every Word.

[Stevieloc559]

@AshleyEquine O Its A Habbit

[Redstarfedera]

94medaman let's see you make a descent video for a change

[94medaman]

7:43 assless chaps lol

[Redstarfedera]

Hilarious, make more videos.

[Micheleums]

Why is this not labeled Youtube Poop?

[Slayer999Demon]

NO Do da stanky leg! CRACK UP

[Youstarwithme]

Skeet skeet skeet

[BadaBingBoyz]

Mr Titys

[NUCLEARPROTEST]

91 have been chopped and screwed

[MegaTimebomb098]

mr.titys

[Rednasyl28]

I'M KIDDIN!!!!!!

[Rednasyl28]

THE SONG FOR "I'm kiddin'" IS: Green Light by John Legend

[zachthethreat]

awesome



[LitaFan1004]

wheres thee imm kiddinqq part fromm.?

[JohnsSecrets]

Oh yeah and the song at 9:17.

[JohnsSecrets]

What's the song at the beginning and at 8:25?

[TheCOD181]

@JohnsSecrets the song in beginning is bring em' out by T.I but i don't know the other one sorry

[JohnsSecrets]

@TheCOD181 Thanks! Now I can hear the whole song because the beginning of it sounds funny so the whole thing might sound funny.

[mercedes1496]

@JohnsSecrets Lil' Jon-Snap your fingers

[JohnsSecrets]

@mercedes1496 Thank you.

[MrSupernova220]

whats with all the black music>

[runningfromthelaw33]

IM KIDDING

[lajceex]

wtf lol

[limacharlie6]

hahahaha face at 3:43!!! priceless

[JohnsSecrets]

@limacharlie6 I know right that's squidward's I'm kiddin' face. Execpt he doesn't do it at 6:02.

[ellis4dead11]

i mean 8:07 :( sorry

[rocklord2020]

@ellis4dead11 Thats called the Cupid Shuffle. Check it out.

[ellis4dead11]

@ellis4dead11 thanks :3

[ellis4dead11]

where did 8:01 come from?

[420utoob]

BEST EDITED SPONGEBOB EVER MADE!!! :D

[kaysquid]

what song is it from 1:15 to 1:20 ?

[Dappsta98]

@kaysquid that song is green light by john legend

[kaysquid]

@Dappsta98 thanks! :D

[Dappsta98]

martin123591 colt 45 and "crazy rap" are both the same thing dumbass . do ur research

[TheSuperfly1011]

my favorite part is 6:02 and 7:51

[1234567sonic]

I think this is awsome and a really good edited

[AwesomicTank]

3:37 to 3:55 best part lmao

[TeamJDMiConz]

@KelvinPs3xtreme34567 Snap Ya Fingaz-Lil Jon

[YESMAN977]

lol spongebob :how many do ya think there are?patrick:..................­.......10.spongebob:dumbass

[devonster10]

4:00 was very funny!

[5ratsuper]

It was in the video it was so funny XDDDDDDDDDDDDDF

[5ratsuper]

What the fuck is a boner coma

[Dragonforce66666]

lol "i needed a wooden cock I'll keep it safe in my ass" xD

[martin123591]

7:59 to see Squidquard angry!

[Dappsta98]

to Pargles1020 that came from a song called colt 45 by afroman

[martin123591]

@Dappsta98 its crazy rap idiot

[Dappsta98]

what song is that from 6:04 to 6:15 ?

[5555Dragonmaster]

Get out the way bitch XD

[Arbioxdabest1]

wtf r u doing in my bed?!?

hard fucking.......Im kiddin!

XD

[KelvinPs3xtreme34567]

whats that song on 8:25

[hunterravensword]

7:35 was so funny

[ILoveMyPets2447]

44 people got attacked by the guard worm and 44 people had no penis or vagina at the hospital when they were in a coma

[xXGunz123Xx]

2036 People are faggots for liking this video................. IM KIDDING!

[bigmar6776]

That's qweer

[jdcruz09]

he is very funny

[darkwolf821]

Spongebob: thanks patcrick for cumming on my chest

Patrick: No problem buddy I always wanted to fuck you really hard

Both: OH SHIT!!!

Spongebob: I never seen so many mattresses. How many do you think there are.?

Patcrick: Ten

Spongebob: Dumbass

[TheTLD666]

5:34 This is Horrible! What is it doctor? This man has no penis! He'll never be able to fuck my bigass LOL

[TheTLD666]

uh 7:37 his head look like a Penis!

[Rednasyl28]

I love this video so much that I risked losing my job by showing this to my manager at work. He fucking LOVED this shit, was diein. THANKS for the good laughs =]

[JunKazamaFan]

This is very hilarious! My favorite line is "We have to surgically remove the penis from out in front of the sex machine so I can get to the assless chaps." I also love all uses of "I'M KIDDING!"