Green Wing - The Infamous 'Guyball'

[Ukka68]

This is just about the funniest thing ever!

[RCbeastly]

Such a shame Green Wing only lasted for three series, but three seems to be the thing with great British comedy. Unlike the yank rubbish (Friends, 2 1/2 Men etc ) which seem to go on ad nauseum, the Brits tend to stop before they get stale (as if 2 1/2 was never stale!). I'm still hoping for a sixth series of The IT Crowd.

[RCbeastly]

It's Fat Chalet I believe.

[slytown]

Ok, so some people in London play Guyball in the park and Mangan showed up once to say hi. What I want to know is what the hell they did? The game is made up.

[stripeydani]

COMMENCE!

Kills me every time...

[irkibby]

Cockspanker.

[cornishphilosopher]

Fat shallay

[Grymligast]

I vote Guyball to be in the 2012 London Olympics.

[575Tom]

am i displaying a cleft mitten?!

[mofoakes]

cock spankers...a bit weird

[toyt100ota]

Amazingly guyball is still easier to understand then cricket.

[FatBlackFrancis]

"Am I in a crouching position? ... Am I displaying a cleft mitten? ... THEN HOW THE FUCKING HELL CAN IT BE AN EMINTAL LOOP?!?!?!"

The writers of this show were on acid and loving it.

[haxor98]

I'ma di...your a dick head!

[starbrights90]

Come on wheely, you have a go! XD

[pennydesouza]

Commence!

[DustGlitterRain]

MAISON! best show ever. ever ever. ever ever ever.

[rosierosierosie1000]

anyone seen guy ball a way of life, its like a spoof documentary on how to play the game with rules and stuff, its awesome and lol

[LaLiLuLeLo1991]

"I'm I in a crouching position?"

"No."

"I'm I displaying a cleft mitten?"

"No."

"Then how the FUCKING HELL can it be an Emmental loop?"

[TheBieberbabe95]

"your mun then i ate her!!" totally creased up when he said that!! LOL

[ryjkpt47]

i love this program hoping they make more, evn tho i kno they wont

[staticinthecities]

And screaming in that kid's face... aha, legend.

[staticinthecities]

'Your mum and then I ate her.'

[Rosii93]

Cleft mitten

lol

[hummmmmmingbird]

i swear the organiser is that cbbc presenter who does a bit with a cactus. but i could be wrong.

[killersharkz]

u are very right :D Ed Petrie although he's not presentin' it at the mon Dan & Jeff & Iain & Hacker are :P x

[soapierocks]

Yuuuuurp! Your correct, it's the lovely Ed Petrie who presents with Oucho!

[lucyluuuxxxx]

@hummmmmmingbird what ed?

[KiddyExtreme]

@hummmmmmingbird im pretty sure it is

[hermanJnr112]

*stops insults*

"Yeah alright, that's probably enough."

*looks at kid organiser*

"....twat!"

lol, was watching this on DVD the other day and I almost spilt my drink at that bit :D

[jibathus]

What did you do??

Your Mom then I ate her.

[weirdloopyloo]

I love how the other guy gets so involved in it despite himself!

[Dougworth]

thanks for posting that vid its prob my faviroute green wing moment

[katyloveschocolate]

'Cockspanker's a bit weird' is just brilliant! I want to meet the creator of this little gem of a programme and give them a hug!

[lr2025]

come on ! lets splice the materhorn! wankers!

[willyroberts]

"commence!" a la francais

[laceratedskytape]

haha love it that this was filmed at my university!!x

[kentrano]

'Then how the FUCKING HELL can it be an Emmantal LOOP?!'

love him! <3

[xxxBooshBabexxx]

That guy is the cbbc presenter, the one in the glasses

[jamietopp007]

this is one of the best scenes in all of green wing i think, am i in a crouching posiotin? am i displaying a cleffed mitten? then how the fucking hell can it be an emitile loop? lol

[ferrycorsten73]

Twat!

[GoldenGal42]

I love how he pushes the children over as he runs past. I feel so guilty for saying that. :)

[Trilbyguy]

"what did you do?"

"your mum an then I ate her next question"

guy is a total leg.

[mickvandam69]

am i in a crouching position? "no" am i displaying a cleft mitten? "no" then how the FUCKING HELL CAN IT BE AN EMINTAR LOOP!?!?!?! hahahaha guy is a fucking pimp!

[kauhistuss]

C'mon, wheelie! lol

[wickedgarcia]

yeh alright thats probably enough haha wat a legendary green wing moment (y)

[ubercool91]

what did you do?

you mom then i ate her.

[SporksWillRule]

COCKSPANKER.. rofl x

[arkhangelsk]

c'mon, wheelie!

[bluth78]

just found it!!!

[bluth78]

Does anyone know if the scene of Guy painting a wall for community service is uploaded I can't find it!!!

[Northwestlondoner]

If you wanted to recreate this scene, all you would have to do would be to come to London, get on the Metropolitan line (Uxbridge or Watford bound), and get off at Northwick Park station. The park is left as you exit the station. You can see Northwick Park Hospital in the background.

[Mophesto13]

I would so love to be taught by Guy. The man is hilarious.

[LilPrincess9231]

i was a very naughty man ;)

[honeythorn]

I have to re-enact this in some form.The idea of running around with a bin strapped to my head is too much to resist.

[plokijuhyhaz]

"Am I in a crouching position? Am I displaying a Celft Mitten? THEN HOW THE FUCKING HELL CAN IT BE AN EMANTAR LOOP?!"

[GreenWingMacCaro]

i love it!

[pessimist]

lol luv wen he pushes the "wheelie" over

[hoss1962]

the way he talks to the kids reminds me of gordon ramsey

[ErinMairead]

"what did you do" "your mom n then i ate her" LOL

[storemeister]

LOL Hope they do another series

[TheAmoebaIncident]

It's a four bounce "ubique" by the way,

[s4int2389]

FAT CHALET, omg lol, GREEN WING = LEGENDARY

[booshx101]

great stuff thankies much

[MunchyDirt]

"It's a 4 bounce uberquay!!!" WTF LOL!!!!

[guysbitch]

Gotta love that man

[bigaj06]

we call it splicing the matterhorn

[bigaj06]

classic!!

[scorpiusdiamond]

Four bounce uberqway!

[davie89]

lmao!

"am i in a crouching position?"

"no"

"am i displaying a cleft mitten?"

"no"

"then how the FUCKING hell can it be an amontar loop!"

best clip EVER!

[kird]

this is probably my favourite ever scene from green wing.

the whole concept of guyball is amazing, and i love the way he says "i was a very...naughty...man."

it makes me get a bit HOT.

[kirsty101]

Your mom

n then i ate her!

soooooo funny!

[Akeon]

green wing is simply divine

[hamfruitcake]

lol i love how they all yell at that one little green dude...

i wanna play guyball!!!!! xoxo

[gokustalker]

Hahaha for a prick, Guy rocks.

[prowres]

Your mum!

[danielle1989]

i love it when he pushes the kid in the wheelchair over hehe who would do that!!!

[fzoe]

"Splicing the Mattahorn."

I love Guy.

x