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  • how can anybody like this video...?..disgusting.......!

  • This vid went viral on Oslo

  • @lexiskramer229a I guess it didn't go that viral. It only has 21,000 views. Please feel free to help it spread. Thanks for watching.

  • Hahahaha the funny thing is the fact that he's right. I'm a teen and I use nicotine patches and that's enough to keep me lean.

  • ur so stupied why would u say this for!! smoking is horible yeaah smoking dose make u lose weight but doing this is stupied!

  • obviesly ur not serius i mean ur title says it all

  • Y most americans r fat ?

  • i smoke becuase of you, i havent went one day w/o smoking half a pack around 5months now thnks alot

  • @B1az3xGoiNxPRO That's great to hear. We're always here to help. :)

  • what about weed is that good?

  • Stupid!

  • shut the hell up man

  • that's not funny. some people are actually tryna lose weight (like me) and they actually care. thts just like messed up. I would rather be fat than smoke.

  • You could be on tv advertising things man, you got talent!

  • hahahahahahahah i acually thought this was real your hilarious!!

  • Lmaoo

  • wth?! why is this the 1st vid i on the list? why is this a joke? wtf. this video dont help me at all -.-

  • jokes! comedy! sketches!

    this is fucking retarded...

  • Very nice tips. Helpful indeed.

  • You're horrible!!! This isn't funny at all you jerks!!! To believe people could be that mean is just sickening you twisted people >:(

  • @xchamorrobrox calm down fat boy , learn to laugh

  • @CounterCrazeBand Stfu, that's not something to make fun of you asshole!

  • lmao you should be a spokes person lol

  • Cmon who would be stupid enough to take this seriously? It's Cocanine that makes you skinny.... duh!

    Seriously though some idiots actually believed this? Do they sleep under rocks or something??!!!

  • Haha hilarious! Cant believe you actually had to point out that it's a joke! HAHA

  • @lilchrissie1212 Yeah, can you believe anybody took this seriously? Thanks a lot for watching.

  • LMFAO this made my day.

  • true, this may be only a joke video,

    but this video is bad for the young viewers here on youtube

    it gives them a bad example for them , and who knows they might actually listen to what this video is saying.

  • thats the funniest thing i have ever seen!

  • this might be a joke but seriously this works..

    i don't recommend it tough

  • AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH "take up smoking!" YESSSSSSSSSS! Finally someone with actually good ADVICE

  • lol .. sarcasm!

  • this is waste of time a space this viedo if giving a bad imprestion to teengers and kids around the world to smok and smoking will not help even if this viedo is a joke someone may take it the wrong way and insted of making stuid viedo revise of some thing instead of make crap like this.

  • LOL hilarious! I love your cheesy advert grin!

  • :D:D:D nice video ... if that workes i must be about 15 kg :D:D:D:D:D:D cmon ppl this is just a joke

  • lol, im trynna loose weight, but even i dont take this seriously XD i find it funny actually :P

  • This wasn't funny.

  • @furchterregendX uhh look at the message boz at 0:49

  • LOL take up smoking! xD

  • SO STUPID!!!

  • this is soo true..!!

    if you loose in everything iN loosing weigHt

    .Then take a ciagratte.haha.LOl

    Best idea

  • this video is fucking stupid well actually the guy in this video should start smoking by his self cuz He look very dummm ! and people never smoke plz !

  • Personal brand is discussed in the new released book "You Have A College Degree, Now What?' Just finished reading it.

  • why is everyone taking this video so serious, its obviously met to be joke, geez some people on youtube don't know how to take a joke.

    If people look at the description its under the category comedy.

    anyway dudee good videos :) 5stars all the way

  • @ph0eix Amazing that anybody could take this seriously, isn't it? Thanks a lot for the really nice comment.

  • im 14 and trying to lose weight for mt health and this bull crap is the biggest waste of time and plus your an annoying little rich kid

  • and how is this supposed to be funny?

  • he is obviously joking ppl.

  • lolz........thx ^__^

  • you are stupid and silly and you are giving a wrong message teengers

  • How could you possibly take this video seriously? You've got to be kidding.

  • @kingfattest you're an idiot lol

  • fuck you . . . fuck you bastard of a person. Obesity is a curse upon anyone it touches. It's miserable.

  • ima start smoking today

    thanks

  • well i was a smoker from yer 7-9 ages 12-14/15 and when i stopped i noticed i ate more and did gain weight

    n now im in my 1st yer of college

    and when i started smoking again a month later i didnt notice weight loss but my friends thought they did but more 3months after n i was eating less then too... but iwouldnt rec. but u wer obv joking right? lool but yh. it does surpress hunger :D but its no good. (N) and tastes crap :D try sheesha :D

  • how about getting addicted to exercise?

  • hahahahahahaha

  • hey thanks alot guys! im 17 years old and i smoke about 1-2 packs a day and eating 1 meal a day! ill be losing weight in no time! thanks for the advice

  • lol i love this! it is a shame that so many ppl our age smoke when they know there are health risks

  • this is just a weight loss TIP not weight loss tips

  • ummm even though this is a joke some kids might actually do it because they want to lose weight so badly. jack ass!! not funny at all

  • @alwayzamandah plz dont reproduce

  • you are so stupid. Poisoning the minds of our children.

  • You have to be pretty dumb to take this seriously.

  • some ppl are really dumb so you have to be really dumb to not take that into consideration...

  • Haha, kooljeffrey is just so... kool lol.

    I love how they had to put a disclaimer lol!

  • Very funny !

    I heard having good sex worth a marathon... More of it could help too on loosing weigth and keeping nice shape, don't you think ? ;-))

  • How are you doing, yanndick? Great to see you around here. Hope that all is well with you.

  • I'm fine. Thank you. ;-)

    Just a bit on late, I have some of your latest videos to catch up....

  • I've been too busy to do more videos lately. But hopefully we'll get some new ones done soon. Thanks so much for watching.

  • I've heard heroin works like a charm, too.

  • yeah mariuhana to;O you guys should try it

  • OMG! Where was this video made? It looks exactly like my old kitchen!

  • Don't you remember that we took over your kitchen, Cathryn? :)

  • wow hahaha mu hahahahahahahaaa lol wtf is with dis snitzel lol shit**

  • roooffll , thats some funny shit right there .

    :D

  • lol funny stuff, but he's right. you won't have weight problems but over time you might develop a condition called> coughing your motherfucking lungs out. I'm craving for a cigarette as I write this and the last thing on my mind is breakfast!

  • what the hell..my mom started smoken when she was 18 she 50 somthing now im not sure,, (plz people dont smoke ull end up in the hospital (breathing problems and a whole bunch of other stuff.) dude i laught a lil bit in this vido but ur not gonna stop eatiing from smoking ull keep eating.. all ull do from smoking is killing ur self..make a new vi bout somthing else and not smoking or ull end up dead from not breating..

  • hahaha

  • lmao nice.

  • ok... guys the next dumbass... who says.. oh wooooww your gay... it is suppose to be funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,,,,,,,, thats why the channel is a comedy thing most of their videos are comedy so stfu... dicks..

  • Mann!!! the way he talks in actions are hilarious

  • he's hilarious!

  • lol thats so funny

  • do you realy think smoking is the only way to lose weight? this guy is given bad advice out world wide and im surprised some people are stupid enought to take it.

  • . . . This is called a COMEDY.

  • Please.... stop with the infommercial from the anorexic boy!

  • i dont get it... i keep choking on the smoke.. anyone have any tips on getting it down?? plz i wanna lose weight bad..

  • are you serious??

  • this has to be a joke. please tell me it's a joke. people stupid enough to take this seriously almost deserve cancer =/

  • what? O.o

    I ask you the same as jbfan501......

  • hahahahahahahaha jooookes. the hate mail makes me laugh. as does the vid. :D

  • You know...the sad thing is, is that most kids are probably going to try this =/

  • Errr

    this video is so rongg

    ohh boy yurr such a dick!

    kids who watch this will go out and smokee

    Yu fuckinn prick!

  • they are obviously joking. anyone with any intelligence whatsoever could see that.

  • you gotta be kiddin...

  • most o-b-c-t (a play on letters lol)

    is caused when eating becomes a habit.

    so instead carry a bottle of water with you.

    it really works! :)

  • OMG HE HOLDED my favorite cookies,

    OREO Sended by the heaven to please my belly!!!

  • nice...i love satire

  • U know wat i recommend?

    COKE, it took me away from chocolate, lollies, and everything sweet

    Im a coke addict, I drink about 2 can each day

  • COCAINE will make anyone skinny. lmao

  • lol

  • HAHAHAHA

  • This is good stuff lol, too bad I didn't have youtube when I was in college ;/

  • LOL. Irony, much? =p

  • my lungs hurt

  • OxyContin also works wonders... lol... do I have to say it's a joke ?? or can you tell ?

  • haha pretty funny =]

  • oh no, no, no.......i usually love ur videos, but u do not joke about taking up cigarette smoking, even If it is intended as satire for us teens. some people are (sorry to say) dumb enough to take it seriously.

  • I love it!

  • xD reminds me of some of my earlier videos.

  • LOL

  • With one puff, we have you 'till death XD

    Funny video guys!

  • note: smoking weed will just let u gain more weight, do coke instead.

  • Not cool. I have struggled with my weight since middle school.

    You get FIVE stars for sh¡tty editing.

  • It's sad that you had to put up the warning that this was only satire! It reminds me of the court case in the USA by a woman "driver" who put her automatic Winebego on cruise control and went into the kitchen to make herself a coffee while the vehicle was still going. Her response after the crash.."no one told me I had to steer when it was on cruise control." OMFG!

  • LMFAO!!!

  • Lol Marlboro cigarettes are actually pretty good.... But smoking doesn't make you lose cravings for other foods... But, you will lose weight ... But obviously, not recommended.... But I smoke, and I still eat fast food and junk food O_o same with all my friends...... I know it was a joke but yeah... lol

  • lol that was great :D

  • i wonder where kooljeffrey got those cigarettes . . .

  • nakes sense....

  • I should probably take up smoking now. Thanks Jeff for the recommendation!

  • Sure thing, thatzak. You know that we're here to serve the interests of today's youth.

  • I was always under the impression smoking helped weight gain as well.

  • Isn't there a brand of cigarettes called Kool (as in Kool Jeffrey)? Hmmm...viral marketing?

  • That's right, ArtOfTheComment. We should have gotten a brand of Kool for this. Great thinking.

  • this is hysterical!

  • ok, i just stole a pack from my mom. What do i do now. How do i smoke it? OMG SOMEONE HELP ME! make a video or something plz plz plz plzzzzzz

  • And I just used 50$ on candy, I should just go back and trade it in for some cigarettes! lol

  • That's the spirit, Thomas. Do it!

  • hahaha im annorexix

  • lolz wow hilarious.

  • this is great..haha and i love how some people do take it seriously lol.

  • so right smoke smoke and smoke 3 packs a day.

  • But on the other hand, smoking is more dangerous. So it's your choice - be obese forever or die of lung cancer.

  • Seems stupid but is sooo true. Smoking keeps you from craving for fattening food like chocolates and candies. It doesn't curb your appetite but it keeps your mind off of food (oral fixation, ya know)! :P

    So screw those pro-health jerks that lie and tell us that smoking doesn't make you lose weight coz I sure did.

  • I couldn't imagine smoking more than one pack a day or even half for that matter.

  • Haha, Jeffrey is so funny =D

  • you guys are fucking stupid... not funny... give up plz

  • Hmm ... maybe I should try it ;p

    xxx

  • Hilarious.

  • Yeah, right :P

  • great loved it :D

  • wow - something actually mildly amusing! Well done.

  • lmao i like the editing

  • ok, i just bought a package of cigarettes.

  • Omg, why didn't i think of that :O

  • hahaa hes good at that

  • i'm liking how frequent these videos now are :)

    haha, okay, I'll smoke then.

    are they actually real cigarettes because they look really.. odd. Silly american things ;)

    x

  • wow great advice.. i'll recommend it to evryone i noe

  • well actually smoking does make u lose weight

  • its actually been proven that smoking does not change the hieght of female smokers but it does make men shorter...

  • ** sorry i meant weight of female smokers

  • nice one jeff ..... hehehe your a funny fella jeff i see you one SNL one day ....( i have no idea what SNL is.......... i was just told to say it)....you go jeff * man hug* lol

  • SNL = Saturday Night Live. Google it! lol

  • DUH!

  • Glad you agree

  • Some people might have annotations off, might want to put up warning that asks to put them on. Otherwise this may offend the feeble minded.

  • i'll definately keep this in mind xD

  • JEFFREY THIS IS SO LIEK OFFENSIVE LIEK OMG!!!11!

    you know because of you i started smoking now im addicted and i cant stop!!!!

    YOU LIEK RUINED MY LIFFEEE/

    lol.

  • HAHA.. but not if ur not kidding

  • teehee!

  • HAHAHA best vid in a while!! Great delivery and humor...Cigarettes are expensive, but still cost less than a value meal!!

  • Maybe down south they're still less than a value meal. Cigs are taxed to death up here in the north. Thanks for watching, Daniel.

  • sarcasm is jeffreys second language =)

  • Hmm. It's not funny when you have to put a little pop up saying your joking.

  • we live in a world where once something becomes commercialized, we believe it.

    this is america :).

  • Smoking? Gosh this was stupid. While I realize it's satire, its incredibly horribly pulled off. You should have suggested crack or something. Something that is rarely seen in mainstream public. Smoking is still okay, but crack isn't. You fail. I'm unsubscribing. Your video quality went from 2 that impressed me to none ever.

  • lol nice to see a change from the sex jokes jeff.

    I found this video funny. Go Jeff!

  • Amazing how multi-dimensional we are, isn't it, Colson?

  • i laughed so harf i wanted to pee on myself...

    <3 crazystunts09

  • LMAO! i was worried for a sec they actually cared =P

  • lmao, if u believe this ur a dumbass,

    its called satire ppl.

    if u have any common sense, u would not start smoking, and if ur curently are, i suggest u try to kick the habit its not very appealing

  • imagine someone did this

  • If someone starts smoking after this, it's their own fault for being a dumbass.

  • lmao! xD

  • I loved the novelty dodgy camera turning lmfao. It was a nice touch XD

  • Ya'll need to learn about satire.

    I thought it was humorous :)

  • thanks! so true! i guess a little drama can't be bad. haha