Diane Denish "Big fat Boners"

[ZEEMADMAN2]

Not being as "Ethical" as the other Candidates I'd have 1 of My People go out & hire as many Kids as they could, give Free cases of spray paint, (red, orange, & bright green come to mind) & send them all over the State to spray paint that the other candidate is "Against Big Fat Boners!" & "She Will Take Away Your Big Fat Boners Forever!" Call it the power of advertising. People in History have fought to keep Their Big Fat Boners,so their not just going to let Her take them away without a fight!

[xijkix]

her face does not give me a big fat boner

[abola2121]

She may have been referring to Anthony Weiner.

[sub0o0]

Thumbs up for big fat boners

[italiangrl4eva]

ah, she was a democrat. that explains it all.

[minusjason]

@italiangrl4eva This kind of comment is so tired.

[italiangrl4eva]

@minusjason i just think my comment offended you.

[minusjason]

@italiangrl4eva Why would I be offended? You think I'm a Democrat? Try again, I'm not.

[doodlebroSH]

@italiangrl4eva You are a fucking idiot. Go watch more Bill O'Reilly.

[italiangrl4eva]

@doodlebroSH its called a JOKE. want me to spell it out for you? here, J-O-K-E. joke. thats all it was so calm your balls it was a joke.

[doodlebroSH]

@italiangrl4eva You're a RETARD. Want me to spell it out for you? Here: R-E-T-A-R-D. Retard. Derpderpderpderpderp.

[Charlesincharge42]

LOL does that mean she hired lots of gigolos?

[MrFatperson]

when i typed big fat boners into the serach box this is not what i expected to find

[minusjason]

@MrFatperson Best YouTube comment ever.

[erikono56]

My big fat boner says no to both canidates!!!!!!!!!!

[Carv026]

I love reading youtube comments, the comments on this video have made me laugh more than once and people at work are gonna know im eating shit on youtube

[johnnybang22]

I'm Ron Burgundy???????????

[johnnybang22]

I'm Ron Burgundy???????????

[dtwinky]

Who doesnt like BIG FAT BONERS!?!?! I love them.... my GF loves them... hell im sure men and women of all ages love BIG FAT BONERS!!! On Nov, the 2nd vote for BIG FAT BONERS, and keep all of America safe!

[OMGViKtorYa]

This is why I voted for her... haha jk, but I did.

[DianeDanger666]

dumbass didnt even catch her self xD

[howtodrownafish]

@DianeDanger666 maybe she meant to say it :O lol

[themanwththeplan7]

i cant wait for erection day......

[darinblass]

She was already a train wreck of a candidate, and this is just one more example.

[MGraficO]

not exactly the way to finish the home stretch to election day... but she did make a HUGE contribution to the "Political Bloopers" reel and added to her "15 minutes" of fame

[dferhadi94]

2 democrats don't like this video.

[juniorjer]

I can't wait until to erection day!

[klkennedy100]

this reminded me of a Beavis and Butthead sketch

[neoimean7]

didnt she actually mean, big fat dicks with big head that go inside girls ass and hurt??

[heyyyyyynow]

The olds use the expression "boner" when referring to a blunder or mistake.

[1nashtyfan]

how can she possibly give anyone a boner?

[r4myers1]

I love how you can here snickering in the background after she said that. I know if I had been there I would not have been able to contain myself. holy shit lol

[anextraperson2know]

@stvbckwth it's big fat boners you dumb fuck

[MadMacMFC]

I understand that she has issued a statement:

"I realize that my choice of words took some people by surprise. When you are speaking in public, occasionally things such as this arise - after all, it's a bit of a mouthful. There is no hard and fast rule for handling it. All you can do is get on top of it as quickly as possible.

In conclusion, I would emphasise that while I am currently trailing in the polls, I am very much looking forward to coming from behind on or before Election Day".

[MadMacMFC]

Clearly, her mind was elsewhere......

[nitewars]

this just shows that her opponent is a horrible politician -- boner-giving is completely free, so no budget should be allocated for it.

[Pookie30037]

Thanks Tosh, do I smell a web redemption?

[kimberlymarie21990]

 She meant to say bonuses and said "and gave big fat boners"... LOL. I'm sure it's true either way.

[TheRealJDogg619]

@pkennedy1982 no u got it all wrong its borders + bonuses = boners GO BACK TO SCHOOL ITS SIMPLE MATH!!!! lol

[merletweb]

And she wants to be our next governor?

[akngoalie]

tosh.0

[NORMASHBASH]

When i was watching this i did not stop laughing ^o^

[pkennedy1982]

Borders and Bonuses = Boners

[Hardyz001]

I think she meant to say "bonuses" but instead tried to rhyme the word with "borders" and therefore she said "boners" , still this is pretty funny :D

[ShadowsAces]

she TRIED to say 'Bonus' I think, but said what she really wants to give instead

[johnnychunders]

BONERS LOL

[mrfreshmint]

lol what was she even trying to say?

[Febreezeo]

@mrfreshmint big fat borders?

[stvbckwth]

@mrfreshmint bonuses you dumb fuck

[JiaJonas8129]

She definitely said boner.

[james1200]

I can't support her because I'm gay and she's just not going to give me big fat boners...she's a big fat liar!

[garrettchap1]

@james1200 i like how you felt like you had to tell everybody you're gay even though we dont give a fuck.

[james1200]

@garrettchap1 You're welcome.

[ShaithMaster]

@james1200 do gay people get aroused at all by women? I'm just assking gay james.. like if a girl tried to blow you it would just stay limp?

[GatoChiwawa]

@ShaithMaster lol your assking

XD

[thefatalepic]

Lol... Beautiful, simply beautiful.

[Ufcfan903]

hahaha boner

[Pearlcussion]

did I hear her correctly? did she say Big fat boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner ?

[primularchangel]

i dont think either one of them have given any guy a big fat boner in a looooong time if ever LOL

[briando51]

boners boners boners

[Issphitikozs]

She kept her cool. Fuck off.

[dcracker2]

Oh, that's a HARD way to loose an election. She was a STIFF competitor. She just came off a little too COCKY in the debates. She'll likely have a better go of it in the next gubernatorial ERECTION. In the mean time she will continue to play the UPRIGHT ORGAN at her church as she builds a new strategy to get a HEAD in the POLES. I, for one, wish her the best of coc/pud/ package/tally-whacker/beef bayonet/pork sword/baloney poney/power drill/jack hammer/Captain Winkie/stink magnet, I mean luck

[Kairsofter21]

@dcracker2 Bro you made my day

[WoodyLittle]

@dcracker2

Annnd...we have a winner, folks!

[recoil669]

@dcracker2 >loose

[Fluffskers]

@dcracker2 I read that as "hard way to lose an ERECTION".

[Pretending2Bsmart]

@dcracker2 your a genius.

[PayinTheTowle]

wooow.... the funny thing is after she says it she just keeps talking like nothing even happened! I would of been like ummmmm no no no I did not use that money to give big fat boners... Those are free!

[TheElle91]

@djayz910 she meant big fat bonuses

[StanceSturdy]

Will she give me a big fat boner too?

[GoblinTinkerer]

@StanceSturdy you can have mine.

[PowerfulDragon]

Yeeeeeaaaaaa

[vintage1351]

Well atleast we know her love life is going well...

[thevampireofdeath10]

if anything she took away big fat boners

[xklawenx]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[eyeShotTupac]

thumbs up if tosh brought you here!

[djayz910]

what does she really say?

[britoboy2]

she sure is a master debater! :20 ahhaha

[jsee12953]

Clones!!!! This reminds me of futurama where the two clones are running against each other for president

[bhs0]

No but thanks for noticing.

[cmwardy75]

I seriously doubt this Hillary wanna be has ever given any one a big fat boner except for herself

[EricIndiana]

I like the way this old broad thinks.

Reminds me of the "I'm thinking Arby's" commercials only she is "thinking big fat boners".

[ablebodyATL]

is that woman debating against herself?

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

@ablebodyATL she says "tell the voters:"

[ummgeoff]

@ReadMyCommentBitch thats the first part, she says boners at the end.

[deviantinvader]

@ReadMyCommentBitch Yes, at the beginning, but later in the video she very clearly says "big fat boners"

Voters Sentence: First of all, you used the money. Tell the voters.

Boners Sentence: Border security funds to protect our borders and gave big fat boners.

[njosnavelin24]

@ablebodyATL I was wondering the same thing. WTF is going on?

[mjholmen]

Just 11 days to go away time for this Big Fat loser. Gonna elect the first woman Governor of New Mexico and her name is Susana Martinez.... Orale

[MonkeyBoyMadness]

I love this. The fact that neither of them snorted when she said 'big fat boners' just goes to show prolly neither of them even know what a boner is :) I love this video.. sums up politics these days :)

[WoodyLittle]

Martínez is a Republican. If elected, she'll hand out big, fat boners, allright...but only to the wealthiest 1%.

[EJ2968]

How does the other lady keep a straight face??  Goes to show you that she wasn't even listening!!! Typical politicians..........

[ScientologyStoners]

That viagra giveaway in the health care bill must of have taken effect.

[lironess]

Freudian slip lol.

[proceedapathy]

EPIC FAIL.

[EscapePodFilms]

I think it's safe to say that we all have big fat boners right now. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

[AlcoholLevel]

she gives me a big boner :-)

[ClydeSha212]

While its playing, put your mouse over the start of the 0:20 mark and every time you click she'll say boners.

[nakedbadger]

She can read my fucking mind?!

[ultraslang]

fuck. big fat boners you say...

[wormwood61]

Faustus for Governor.

[kingarthurup]

what did she mean to say, ... or is big fat boners something that women hand out these days?

[pwandz]

@kingarthurup big fat bonuses? I dunno!

[kingarthurup]

@pwandz

that could be it..LOL....

you could tell what was on her mind,... but if Nancy Pelosi gets knocked out of the speaker spot, who is she going to suck off?

[snoochyboochies22]

Shit She give big fat boners huh.

[beersweat]

i want kristi noem here in bumble dakota to make the same mistake...

[beersweat]

excuse me "big fat boners"... please send that message up north...!!!!

[emobile505]

awesome ... this was the most depressing gov election until now.

[flameboy63]

BFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[RobertAbeyta505]

This shit is funnier than hell!