Jeff Dunham's Holiday Tips - Cooking

[2002mymonkey]

:3

[branjojay]

that was halaris

[TheEKHC]

0:43 retarded laugh

[sims3girl2223]

hey look theres creepy uncle frank touching little johnny

[UltraSilverRaven]

what if i had the meat thermometer in my ass?

[BooBop1987]

Nice!

[travis199urkul]

0:20

[travis199urkul]

0:19

[diamondthundergold]

GAY

[jay23155]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS COOL

[edelricluvr2]

That ONE WOMAN laughs like "Oh hooo hooo hoooo!". GAHD. That's like, all I heard. xDD

[SuperSoulSurfer1]

lol u rock!!!

[GuttenSnorre]

60 people didnt check if it was the meat thermometre

[GuttenSnorre]

press 6

[GuttenSnorre]

"make sure it is the meat thermometer, and not the one you just had in your ass." LOL the line is good, but the way he said it! it made me crack out laughing!

[MentorFrass]

devil hand sign at the end when they started applauding the loudest

[MrsDarkness001]

"Hey look! There's creepy uncle Frank touching little Johnny!" XD

[wisemildred]

super like your video ups…enjoyed it so much

[VGD101]

Funny Ones:

Achmed & Walter

[mikestand01]

uncle why wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[BCCButters711]

Oh, no, I just ruined the turkey!

[yavuzkrc98]

lol



[dopeboivirgo11230]

58 people had a meat thermometer in their ass and have uncles named Frank lolz

[tristan3913]

@dopeboivirgo11230 theres another 1

[smartacious]

00:42 jeffs face...lol

[SR71ABCD]

Creepy Uncle Frank touching little Johnny XD lol

[hri108]

bare funny

[ieatspoons12]

57 people used there butt thermometer

[Grouzord]

i Don't want more turkey trololol

[awesomeandcool16]

"Make sure it's a meat thermometer and not the one you just had in your ass!" Lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol

[TheHaloreachrocks]

57 people didnt use a meat thoremeter

[garrettjohn2]

DAMN! *pulls termaniotr out* YOU NEVER READ THIS COMMENT........! *sinks into ground*

[RubyBearCub3]

Lol Walter scares me

[KendellLGS]

"Make sure it's a meat thermoeter and not the one you just had in your ass.."

[kanyedodson]

Walter: Oh look, there's creapy Uncle Frank touching little Johnny

[allglorytohypnotoad1]

@SuperAlexD13 i thought i already got rid of all of these

[Tadgh14]

57 people are named little jonny

[hellokitty72410]

@chima396 that is fake

[xoKatgirlxo]

@hellokitty72410 have u no hope ( Just kidding)

[alidrockstar]

I love peanut!! Lmao :)

[EnriqueRockz101]

Peanut is gay Walter is way more funny

[XxFALLENKIDDxX]

hey wht the hell my name is johnny nd my uncles name is frank lol

[zZTrickShotZz]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX Does he touch you? lol

[DrLayman1]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX now show us on the doll where he touched you

[Hot293wildcat]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX

I hope your uncle's not creepy.

[cuteanimechibi]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX o.o

[freedomfighter5000]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX oh... well we just learned something about you xP

[Hot293wildcat]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX

Uh-oh

[Mokona7654]

@XxFALLENKIDDxX hi Johnny :D

[BWBtehawezome]

57 people were touched by creepy uncle frank ;)

[h20345]

xD! Lol i wish he was could of been my babysitter :D

[countrygirl1462]

@h20345 who? Jeff or peanut XD

[bravoCR9123]

56 ppl had thermometers up thier ass at the time they saw this

[dannyrom288]

im the 3000 "thumbs up" to this video

[roadkill22ful]

sorry if i annoyed anyone with my comment.

[PersianWolverine]

remember kids .. do it only when your parents are gooone! .. damn so funny!

[MsBrendaAwesome]

Peanut's right. Never use the 1 stuck up ur

ass

[BEEGIL]

i thought this was a christmas special not a thanksgiving special

[Pam4Rob]

@BEEGIL - who said anything about thanksgiving??

[roadkill22ful]

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¸„ø¤º°¨ ``°º¤ø„¸look at ur backgroung

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[Pam4Rob]

@roadkill22ful -hey why not just stop being a douche, douche

[MsSadiem]

omg peanut said the best

[Shadowrulezkmc]

If you are going to deep fry your turkey this year here is a safety tip

Remeber kids it only went your parents are gone.

[Daver869]

that woman laughing at the end MUST be the same one that was at his Arguing with Myself DVD.....GOD she laughs horrible....

[fieryhand]

@Daver869

When I saw him live Sunday, there was an old lady in front of me who laughed like the Joker, man-voice and all!

[TheCastellan]

@Daver869

Sounds like she's laying eggs. XD

[kingblue888]

Make sure its a clean theremometer not the one in your ass

[meezy981]

theres that lady laughing in the backround again..... oh wait,thats not a lady it's......

GAYMAN!!!(

[traxxasfan11]

54 ppl are racist bastards and think peanut sucks they are ass bags

[crazylego321]

i luv peanut and walter

[DarciAStewart01]

Make sure it's a meat thermometer, and not the one you just had in your ass! I laugh every time I hear it!

[pophits]

To deep fry your turkey this year here's some important tips...

Remember, kids, do it only when your parents are GONE! ... And in the living room next to the drapes! MWAHAHAHA!!!

[ajkharrypotter6]

oh my GOD! to funny!

[MegaCarah]

i despise the lady in the backround

[Jaws3345]

PISH

[theonlyalphabet]

whoever disliked this vid r 40 yrs old, and they shove thermometers up ther buts......

[dennisliu2322]

i hate people who want thumbs ups

[TheGammycammy]

52 people dont understand jeff dunham thumbs up if you agree

[TheSSgator15]

@TheGammycammy HAHAHAHA, OMG. I'M GONNA THUMBS UP BECAUSE THAT'S SOOOOOOO CLEVER. ALSO BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[dimepost]

i like penis

[ckrm55]

@dimepost

Congrats and thanks for sharing....

[DeoxysPrimeJr]

52 people deep-fried their turkey in the living room next to the drapes when there parents were gone.

[Kayuubi1]

Oh look, there's creepy uncle frank touching little johnny.

THE best Walter one-liner

[blackgold6667]

for great holiday memorys make a skrap book fild whit pics and cards.

OH look theres freaki unckle Frank tuching little jony my . my favorite line

[coolgirldotcom90]

Yeah I think it's a laddy that hasn't laughed

In a LONG time

[mandieengland]

someone is laughing like a hyena

[11111111jws]

People need to grow up! It's ALL funny!

[joannelarcher]

like it, but I hate references to malestation like that. Not funny.

[joannelarcher]

like it, but I hate references to malestation like that. Not funny.

[ldrprn]

what a great line!!!

[palekidsanonym0us]

The best part of the thermometer line is peanuts hair... Gets me every time.

[cjnash3]

I agree totally strop those 53 idiots are still trying to get that nasty taste our of their mouths!!!

[remiremi77]

he's the funniest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grannyvonng]

Make sure it's a meat thermometer!!

[stroppypoppyXD]

53 people used the thermometer than was in their ass

[Spartan9100]

oh look theres creipe uncle frank touching little johnny lol XD

[yclyzjohn]

@Spartan9100 what is that mean actually,,, I dont get it sorry.

[greenday2themax]

@yclyzjohn Its dirty...kinda pedophile related.

[11111111jws]

@greenday2themax People need to grow up!

[MrVideomaker33]

what kind of augh is that at :42

[barrelwaves1]

i like walter better than achmed

[6711dylan]

I'm scared everytime i eat a turkey now

[X2wolverine]

53 ppl were touched by uncle frank

[debbieakabubbles]

i cant stop laughing, Jeff's the comedy god :)

Thumbs up if you agree

[Killakillz79]

oh look theirs,creepy uncle frank,touching little johnny..

[mattiasgirl21]

I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

[SkinnyBoiBeatz]

0:47 666

[serkan127]

@SkinnyBoiBeatz I noticed that too, wow... =O

[Lotto15719]

63 people are little Johnny and got touched by Creepy Uncle Frank

[DemonLord120]

I was pissed off...right up till Achmed started talking, then i was bent over laughing

[redsoul888]

@DemonLord120 Be careful, creepy Uncle Frank might touch you

[WolfKunSama]

Jeff Dunham Did It Like A Boss.

[FreddyKrueger49]

Oh look, there's creepy Uncle Frank touching little Johnny!

[mariastibi2215]

i can't stop laughing

[Keeby12]

53 People Recycle Their Thermometers...

[WOWmodify]

@Keeby12 correction 54 lmao =p

[Keeby12]

@WOWmodify ;-)

[xzzzzxCandy]

@Keeby12

55 People



[Keeby12]

@xzzzzxCandy It's sad... more and more people recycle their thermometers...

[MeracusAssis]

@Keeby12 It Really Annoys Me When People Type Like This Even If It Was 5 Months Ago.

[Keeby12]

@MeracusAssis Yeah, but lots of people think it's funny and it's a free country. :-)

[MeracusAssis]

@Keeby12 I hope you realize not everyone on youtube lives in America, not that I don't. I'm pretty sure the comment was funny cause you said 53 people recycle their thermometers, the reason definitely isn't cause you capitalized it incorrectly. And To Me It Just Makes People Look Stupid. Kind Of Like When People Express Laughter And Put A Space Between Each 'Ha'.

[Keeby12]

@MeracusAssis I meant that I cold express my thought freely, 'cause I live in the US. Also, poking fun a people like that won't really get you anywhere in life. Either way, I'm done with this pointless conversation.

[MeracusAssis]

@Keeby12 oks I'll go back to my classes and you go back to whatever it is you do. God says no to fapping and every hole is a goal except for the glory hole.

[TheFatdemon2]

holy crap did peanut almost

0:51

[leauxbert]

@TheFatdemon2 Yes... He almost bit his own foot off.

[The102Kimmyrocks]

Peanut kind of scares me :(

[VinceBlack98]

lol

[ericvandine]

I was expecting peanut to say " dumb ass" when he looked at Jeff after his bit.

[nickname15125]

Those tree are the best

[mt3544]

53 people are gay

[weezing22arbok]

@mt3544 So they're driving a powder-blue Prius, holding a 3-pound chihuahua, have Christmas decorations all over the car, and they make a living with dolls?

[XredrosetoniX]

The thumbnail looks real

[MrThrasholic]

Best comedian

[videogirl42396]

Your the idiots who clicked on the video so don't take it out on this person...

[vapusalo]

remember kids do it only when ur parrents are gone

[xzGIANTzx]

Damn hahaha dose 3 are y faavorite

[AnimalLover1977]

Speaking of things in the ass, where is Jeffs other hand.

[dawit1994]

@AnimalLover1977 Its in his back dumbass

[AnimalLover1977]

@dawit1994 I like my idea better. 

[dawit1994]

@AnimalLover1977 its in his back dumbass

[GamemasterQ109]

@dawit1994 dude, thats an old joke when jeff was first starting out with peanut

[rookieroo24]

@AnimalLover1977 In the lotion!

[WierdB0y]

Peanut is funny as hell



[InRealLifeAnime16]

peanut is so weridXP

[45gilbertchavez]

oh look there creepy uncle frank touching little johnny

[TheCylom]

when he say "your ass" the girl laugh soo loud why?

cuz she did that

[buffyslayer30]

great shit right here.

[funlover163]

You know what makes Jeff Dunham /really/ funny? Is his expression when one of his 'puppets' says something inappropriate.

[st3pr1me39]

0:30 i just knew peanut would say that.

[TheSpeedula]

make sure to do it when your parents are GONE

[caseys123456]

@TheSpeedula and next to the drapes hahahahaha

[155chipmunkz]

yes people, never ever use an ass thermometer in your meat XD

[155chipmunkz]

LOL

[GoldenDomino]

peanut was so cute back then

[quackerZcentral]

Lol 1,333,337 views :P

also i love 0:35

[ManeezTheOne]

{LOL}

[Honey360Bee]

Make sure its a meat thermometer, and not the one you just had in your ass. Best line ever.

[stingernitro]

@Honey360Bee that is so true, but even funnier is how he made peanut said it and how peanut's face was looking