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  • This game is everything Kane and Lynch 2 is not.

  • As seen on: Fucked up games

    :D

  • I have this " game " on the iPhone, srsly WTF what's the fucking point of this thing xD

  • @EzZiO789 You are.... damn... I can't even... Retarded, maybe?

  • Only make me want to cry o.o...

  • What perks were you using in this vid also what button layout tactical or default you hella raped

  • I think this game is simply saying "What are you acting so smug about? It's not like you're immortal. It's not like you look that good forever!" A lot of people act like they will live forever. This says differently. And yeah...it's kinda short...and weird. Like life!

  • This is a game about assassination. If you pay a fee, the grandma dies.

  • this is revolutionary!

    it will change the way people play on games!

  • wtf

  • so artistic beautifull

  • AMAZING!!!! where can i downlaod the full game??

  • @garywatkins153 on steam for 4.99$

  • Uhm... What is this game about?

  • ...This is actually a game?

  • WTF IS THIS FUCKING GAME

  • I don't understand the point of this game, you sit down on a bench and watch an old lady die while listening to some Belgian song? Is that it?

  • @grimtendo The game is just trying to give people a simple message. We all die when we get old well and there is nothing we can do about it it just fate

  • Ugh... fuck this shit in the ass once more.

  • I guess it IS art though, because it DID make me feel something: rage at how bad this horseshit is, and I NEVER rage in YouTube comments. This things was judt EXCEPTIONALLY bad.

  • THIS IS BEYOND WORTHLESS SHIT OH MY GOD FUCK YOURSELF YOU PRETENTIOUS COCKSUCKER!!!

  • how do you win? is it possible?

  • what the fuck is this ...i wont let my pc do nothing wtf

  • ded not big surprise.

  • "Game" AHHAHAHAHAHA

  • This song is worse than rebecca black. WHAT THE FUCK?

  • The reason why this game is amazing is because, after you buy the game, you have the CHANCE of dying, and when you listen to the music, you are waiting, not knowing if you are going to die at any moment during the music. that is the way she feels, she doesnt know when she will die, she feels as if she has no more power over her life, and is just waiting... as we are waiting, for her to die.

  • its a lonley old women who dies alone =(

  • bro tip: if you stay more than 50 minutes in the same spot, a hellish rick astley will emerge from a grave, and adolf hitler will appear at your side, pulling you to a time travelling machine that will take you to the year of 3451, where you will fight the alien grasshoppers and ferocious lolcats. THERE is where the real game begins

  • This is more like a cinematic story then a game.

  • I dont know what you guys think but for me, i cried alot when i watched this... This is just a death of fictional ladies in a game, everyone come to this. How can you laugh if this is the death of one of your family member, friends, relative or your lover ???? @aargomemmon: yes, that death for you, all you can do is nothing.

  • @Kirakitvi It's a god damn game.

  • this game is sad of you think about it because you just spend $5 to watch a old lady die.

  • F(art).

  • lol the song is dutch

  • Wow that song killed Grandma!!! ToT

  • i can never get tired of playing that game. one of my favorites and still is.

  • And how about some PVP or custom set?

  • BEST GAME EVAR!!!

  • I guess $5 dosen't worth a death scene

  • So uh, when are the graveyard caretakers gonna discover the body?

  • Poor old lady :( ( cries)

  • I'm so fucking pro at this game.

  • @paz2001

    You are so cool! Now you'll get laid for sure!

  • YAY SHE'S DEAD =D, THE GAMES OVER EVERYONE. HURRAY =D.

  • @hayamatsuka i cant beleive ur happy D: Death makes me cry :< thats why i only play endless forest non of tale's other games :(

  • @hayamatsuka HURRAY!!!

  • I dont really see the point of the game, honestly.

  • Same =/.

  • @hayamatsuka It's an experimental game. The point is to see how people react emotionally to games like this. It's supposed to make you think of what's to come.

  • I usually get MVP when I play this game

  • Pretentious "art" game

    Also songs in foreign languages make everything meaningful, amiright? It sounds like it was sung by someone who may have at one point heard German and is trying to guess how the words are pronounced.

  • This game beats MW2 from every angle.

  • who pays 4.99 for this!?

  • I've never seen such a worthless game as this.... BTW 10 minutes of my life will never get back

  • Hum...

  • in which language is that song?

  • The multiplayer on this is beast, its like you race grandmas to the bench, it's some intense need for speed shit, serious gamers only.

  • RUN BITCH RUN!

  • this game is serious.. my a friend is playing this game .. 300 hour over in steam.. I can't understand him ..

  • Well, we can try to analyze this "game"... it's not made just 4 fun... i think that there is a deeper sense... yes, if u wanna laugh just do it -.- but i really think so.

    see, the old lady dies... the game will go on forever if you don't stop it (i have read it somewhere). everything goes on. just 1 life has ended. but this doesnt mean that time stops...

    if u wanna make fun of me now... okay, do it :P

    But that is my opinion and u really dont have to share it.

    Thx

  • @Dark89Hawk there is a serious seirous meaning behind this game lol but you need an open mind to see all the symbolism.

  • Don't worry, this game kinda misses the point of being artistic. There's a fine line between "artsy" and just having fuck all happen. You should get another Tale of Tales game called The Path. Stuff actually happens in that game and it's done much better. Both as art and as a game.

  • I can't wait to be an old person so I can slide like at 0:21

  • @P00p00face1234

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • @P00p00face1234 Yeah, that would be so cool. Saves a fortune on roller-skates.

  • @P00p00face1234 This cracked me up XD

  • This really misses the point of games as an art form.

  • While I am a college kid, yes, I prefer to wear baseball caps and drink beer.

    I do agree that this game is a work of art more than anything. I'm never going to buy it, yes, because, well, I basically just played it, but it's still interesting.

  • thats one anticlimatic death scene

  • Are there things to find like in The Path?

  • Emilushan it's not just an elderly woman going to a bench and dying it's poetry it has a message to it try the game out.

  • I would like to point something out, it's not called "The Graveyard Demo" It's called "The Graveyard Trial," and could not be more properly named. It is a trial. 30 minutes of gameplay, and you get 2 things done: Walking 100 feet, and sitting down.

    It's just a giant test of patience. I'm not joking, it is. There is literally no way to exit that game without beating it. It says "Press Esc for Credits and Options."

    It only shows Credits. The only option is to go back to playing the game.

  • Or Command+Q or Alt+F4. Those are options too.

  • Ctrl+Q doesn't work, Alt+F4 never works for 'escaping.'

    I'm better off just pressing the "Windows" button and pretending that the game isn't running anymore.

  • Well I can only speak for the Mac version and Command+Q certainly works. Don't know what you mean by "Ctrl+Q".

  • haha who would have ever thought that a mac user would be interested in running this and calling it a game.

  • press ctl alt delete

  • Yes, to restart my computer.

    Wow, looking at my past comments I was being a dick.

    Hah, who would've guessed?

  • You can always do ctrl alt delete :D, well i just went to the bench on the trail, sat down for like 5mins then i pressed W and apperntly that worked so i walked to the gate and it ended :P

  • There is art to it, doesn't make it a must-buy super-duper game. It's for those who like those kind of things I guess. Me? I just plan on doing a speedrun.

  • what do you actually have to do in this game, control teh woman to the bench until she dies or something? :/

    looks rather boring yet interesting. Looks like it has a good message to it

  • Life, the game seems to be saying, is not necessarily about doing, achieving and winning: it's about experiencing. Your aim should not be to overcome the universe in which you find yourself, not to win prizes from it, but to attune yourself to it. Beyond The Graveyard's critique of "traditional" computer-game design lies a wider critique of our consumerist, achievement-oriented, individualistic society.

  • Okay, I agree with you, but why a videogame?

    And why not name it "Symbolism?"

    It makes sense, since it's not so much about the Graveyard as it is about its 'moral.'

    It would be better off as a poem, not a videogame.

    And why in the unholy Hell is there NO quit button? That's just torture!

  • The Graveyard is one of the game's most important messages. The sense of frustration, thwarted expectation and powerlessness is intentional. This is what old age and death are like: you run out of options: all you can do is follow a pre-ordained path.

  • @aargomemnon as to where the other game tale of tales made The Path talks about the exact opposite :D

  • In some respects the game's most important qualities are negative ones: it makes its statement as much in terms of what it isn't, and what it doesn't do, as in terms of what it is and does. It is such a deliberately dialectical and provocative piece, a poke in the eye for "traditional" computer games design, that it's really no wonder it has provoked howls of outrage from the diehard gaming community.

  • Michael Samyn (one of the co-founders of Tale of Tales, the other being Aureia Harvey) responds"..It is the experience that matters, not the length of the game or the number of levels or enemies or weapons, etcetera".

  • wanna know something that is deep about the full version. you paid 5 bucks to see a person die. YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY

  • lol has anyone seen the moonwalking versions of this where they guy does it backwards? XD

    The sound has been replaced with some technomusic XD

  • lol its funny when you fast forward the time when she is walking in the video

  • Apperently theres a 'chance' the old lady dies in the full game. Otherwise she'll just walk out of the graveyard :|

  • The song is a Dutch song, in fact I'm Dutch so i could understand what he was singing.. and seriously, in Holland we call music like this ''plain retarded music for old-people''. Haha. In fact, the subitles are wrong compared to the Dutch song... what a waste!

  • @verebril You are a retarded. Un completo idiota insensible.

  • Ok, i understand this game.

    Just listen to the song and think a little bit more about it.

    Then you get the point of this "game".

    Anyway - it's not actually a game, right? So, lets call it "interactive screensaver with some hard to get story".

    (if my english sucks - sorry.)

  • quite sad? a bit freaky along with the music

  • Hmmm... i thought after 4 days the body will start to stink or somethin... nobody even took it O.o

  • Expansion pack coming soon

  • Seriously, watching you sleeping and waking up is alot more fun

  • what is the meaning of this game? how do you even come up with an idea like this?

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  • how do u exit the game if she dies

  • this is one of the things i like of that game.

    You can't exit legit, the only way is kill the process with alt+F4

  • @infernet89 kill, kill, kill muahahah

  • You pay $5 to say an old lady die.

    It's just meant to be a simulation and a graphics test, but it really should be free.

  • or just 1 buck

  • lol when i first played the "game" i thought it was one of those pranks and that something is gonna pop up...lol

  • me to and then nothing poped up

    and I WAS OUTRAGED

  • Played the trial and now I don't need to bother with the full game, making you pay extra just to see her die (which I saw coming anyway) is a little pretentious.

  • so lame

  • at least she is close to the graves...

  • Sorry, £3 odd to see an old lady collapsing mid-song? Nah thanks.

  • I can't figure out how to get past level one. Anyone know some good cheats for this?

  • old.....

  • LMAO!

  • Ok honestly I've seen videos of this game all over and really this shouldn't have been made into a 'game' if anything just make it into a short film with an independent realease or something, but as a 'game' it's not very entertaining when your character can hardly walk then sings a song in a graveyard, thats just my opinion though.

  • It's not really a game, more like an application or a program.

  • not paying for that

  • Fuck where does the expansion come out? I need it

  • wtf is this shit. can someone explain? all the videos show a old woman walking in a straight line.

  • Um.. It's an old woman walking in a straight line. Obviously you haven't read the game description..

    The Graveyard is a very short computer game. You play an old lady who visits a graveyard. You walk around, sit on a bench and listen to a song. It's more like an explorable painting than an actual game. An experiment with poetry and storytelling but without words.

    Do some research.

  • That video was awesome, and without a doubt this is the worst "game" i've ever seen in my life, even those claiming its artistic its not, its stupid. I could take a pencil and draw on a piece of paper, just a single line, and send it to u, and you would probs enjoy that more than this game.

    There is no storyline, no char development, no expression, no fun. This is not a game, it is a mindless waste of time, i would rather eat a hotdog than play this abomination of a so called game.

  • I second that opinion, can we leave the emotional story telling to films and books, till game developers work out how to show emotion and create a character I actually give a damn about.

  • Yeah, well said. There is no emotion in this women's face. It's just a good thing she died before i died...of boredom.

  • I would probably enjoy this game a lot more than a pencil line on a piece of paper. The point of the game is to make YOU think... not let the game do the thinking for you.

  • Funny - my copy of the Oxford Dictionary gives a far more exhaustive definition of the word game.

  • Its funny how everyone thinks this is trying to be a "game" its not its trying to be, its supposed to be a explorable painting and is supposed to tell you a story through a song. Its not a game and i can see this not being liked by people because its not about a super soldier saving the world. Its supposed to evoke emotion which it does. This is a right step in the way of making games a serious art form.

  • all I'm thinking is "why are old people so damn slow?!"

  • Why are you so fast?

  • eat a hotdog?

  • Hell yeah! I love hot dogs, they are awesome! :D

  • I third that, for one i even sorta liked the other game that tale of tales made ("The Path").

    But this really is an abomination...

    I mean sure I'll agree with everyone who is saying its not a game, its really truely is a graphics test with some (in my opinion pointless) story attached to it.

    What really irks me though is that they make you pay money for it, not only that but they make you pay money for a single other animation...

    Greed is a disturbing thing.

  • She looks...dead.

    Where's my wallet?

  • So you pay an extra 5$ to see the character "die" at the end of the song, instead of getting up and walking away like in the demo?

    Oh Wow.

  • And to think UT3 is only a few $ more...

  • yeah.

    *cough*$50*cough*

  • TBH i'd rather live anyway XD

  • I dont understand how you could consider this a ripoff. The game description clearly states what it is, and clearly states what you gain for paying the extra 5$. Its not like they were advertising an action arcade game and gave you this instead. I'm skeptical about whether or not they're going to make significant money from it, but its sure to give them at least some publicity, since its a pretty cool and original idea anyways.

  • This should be labeled digital art, not a video game. I give it an A+ for uniqueness but I would never call it a video game and I would most certainly not charge for a full version when there is not practical difference from the demo. Good concept from an art prospective but terrible from a gamers point of view.

  • they want $5 for this on steam

  • they are out there fuckin minds

  • Sadest game ever.

  • no,leave my comment alone.

  • First of all, when making an argument, please state it in PROPER grammar so people can actually understand your point.

    Second of all, you can't categorize art, that's completely arbitrary to the individual. You have no right to call this "horse shit". Of course, this is your opinion, and I respectfully disagree. It's not the developer's fault you're too stupid to understand the concept however.

  • honkey please!

    dont give me this intellectual shit.

    i have every right to say its ''HORSE'' shit as i have every right to call you a ''TWAT'' for not agreeing. and the developer's are stupid to get people to actully pay just to see some old lady die on a bench.

    fucking bitch

  • So you're saying that, what you say is ultimate, and no one else is right? If so, then you're an egotistical bastard with no life whatsoever. The only reason why you wouldn't want an intellectual answer is because you're too stupid to understand what people say.

  • no life?

    you really have no idea you lil bitch.

    28 year old from Canada saying i have no life.

    mother fucker i know black magic

  • Personally, I understand the concept just fine, that, I don't have a problem with.

    My main problem is that they slapped on a $5 price tag and claimed it to be a "game". The design document for this "game" must be about 3 pages long, took about 4 days to develop and bang, they start ripping people off. Why people would pay $5 to watch her die I don't know.

  • Well, they have to make money too right? I mean, they give you a trial where the lady doesn't die, but that's about it. You don't HAVE to buy it if you don't want to.

  • But I don't understand what it adds

  • The trial, I'll admit, doesn't add too much emotional value to it, but the song with the death is meant to symbolize the fact that she's lived her life and no one she knows is alive anymore, and it was her time. The 5$ may not be worth it to you, but lots of people find it to be really worth it. Besides, what's 5$ to learn an important life lesson?

  • You could also just watch it here and save 5 bucks xD

  • Ha, I guess you could.

  • true.

  • I think the guys who made this game might be insane. Frickin' creepy.

  • the best FPS i see on my life dude!!!!

  • 3:52 is the best part

  • ROFL!!!i love the ending :D

  • What argument? You say it has no merit; I say it does.