Representative Wants To Meet More Kids Online

[TheYouwontgetit]

vote yes on hr372...!

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

HAHAHAHAH AT THE LAST LINE. FUCK YOU TIGHT ASS FAGGOTS WHO CANT LAUGH. WHO THE CRITIQUES COMEDY SKETCHES ANYWAY? YOU EITHER LAUGH OR YOU DONT.

[uploaderq]

brb church

[Vaizorg]

Let the record show that Representative Gelinas would like to fuck these kids in the ass.

[johntmang]

People please stop thumps upping quotes, it ruins the best punchlines

[biohazird5]

@AlexShrugged this is a fake news broadcast do you know anything about the Onion!?

[4ingP]

They didn't really need to have that "fuck these kids in the ass" bit at the end...

[Dogface276]

100 viewers doesn't respect our government.

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

ALSO ID LIKE TO FUCK THESE KIDS IN THE ASS

[atmatheprophet]

LOL the Onion is a cesspool of geniuses. I love it.

[lovelypill]

this is pathetic, a 13 year old kid should not have a computer in his bedroom. this is very creepy

[jagatech]

@lovelypill you do know this is fake right?

[conciousness88]

@lovelypill its sarcastic

[RainbowHanryu]

Well, that meeting turned around fast.

[D0oMblAsT]

"prefferebebly with a high resolution webcam."

[Kazisho]

POKEYMON!

[4tad4]

Also, id like to fuck this kids in the ass. I yield the remainder of my time

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

hay in what world is he living

[theprotectshade]

why does he want hi resolution web cameras?

[lancebladeson]

the internet is a series of tubes.... that is all

[D0oMblAsT]

@lancebladeson yeah, like Tube8 for example.

[barashah]

a great onion clip .. thats how real politicians make a whole nation go to war by fooling them ........

[SpinDizzyMR]

Did george Lucas edit in the part after 2:05 or something?

[TurMoiL911]

I think I'm one of his constituents.

[CidTheNinja]

Ummm... wtf?

[SilverSomething69]

Iapprove



[ifyoufilmmeiwillkilu]

I wonder if he got reelected this year?

[Scorp316]

An honest politician... now I've seen everything... He wants to put his (classified) in the (classified)'s (classified).

[MegaMangaking]

@Scorp316 First:Penis Second:Childrends Last:Asses

[evannati]

lol REPUBLICAN

[zach2408dk]

Kids showed up spontaniously in MSN chat when it came out, he must not be able to authorize chat bots.

[theworddoner]

Rep. Michael Gelinas, the very reason why kids should not have computers, let alone internet.

[TeamIzlude]

@theworddoner Well, at least he's honest...

[theworddoner]

@TeamIzlude lol... honesty does not change the fact that kids will get a d*** in their a**es

[HippyCalliach]

Another superb piss take from Onion :)

[poodledreams]

Every one of these Onion Network "broadcasts" is just a few degrees away from reality, and that is what makes them soooo funny. Oh, and BTW, this is fake, just so the dumbasses of the world don't think it is is real. It is FAKE!

[DivineAnger]

I've noticed that it's almost always a republican at the center of Onion poitical skits.

[backwoodsninja]

Hey, let's look at the bright side. At least we finally have an honest politician.

[AsakuraFoxcat]

after reading the comments i was like "he's gonna say it" and he did. too much

[NEWnibitches]

why must i live in nebraska?

[pudicus2]

He's republican. This is real.

[thewikmann]

Hahaha A Real member of congress would not be so honest.

[jasrogg]

i think ive chated with this gentleman i thought distinguished genital man was just a clever screen name shit

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

well he looks like a child molester to me

[lapukas]

LOL!

[arachnophile01]

I propose we fund the bill by cutting school security

[Lorric101]

Why did they have to ruin it with that line at the end? Did they think it was too subtle for us to understand?

Still I guess they are catering to an American audience...

Joke, joke!

[longboards4josh]

The last line ruined the entire thing. :(

[talk2minie]

@longboards4josh so true, it was totally awesome until he said that...

[Gormaoul]

@longboards4josh no it validated it :P

[LemmeLieHere]

But this proposed bill needs to focus on the good-looking preteen girls. I feel that's where our system is falling short. :)

EvenEvenOdd is right; the last line is just too obvious. The rest of the speech sets the appropriate 'well-meaning-yet-creepy' tone.

[Bearkiller777]

wrong on so many levels...

[beanlicker4000]

I know its a joke but its a fucking sick one

[Melohalo]

You know, he started this off well. Put it on any major news broadcasting company and it'll work.

[back2thefutre]

Fucking ass shit

[DiVeronica]

he must be a priest

[dabaron332]

Though their bodies be small and supple LMFAO

[beanlicker4000]

he sound like a fustrated pedo.... did he just say what I thought he said at the end?!

[pme96]

@beanlicker4000 No you imagined it, whatever it was. Do you realise this is satire/ a joke?

[R2R3L4]

Wasn't the last statement abit too... obvious..?

[epyonslegacy]

@R2R3L4 i agree, the onion is usually a bit more subtle than that

[gamerunknown]

@epyonslegacy

I'm guessing they threw bits in the end to see how far the actor would go with it

[TKDdans]

also i'd like to fuck these kids in the ass

[KingOfRedLions]

Republican pedo-bear? No way!

[UndercitizenDOTcom]

@KingOfRedLions "Rep." means representativ not republican

[macewindu210]

They lack the skills to do something as simple as pinpoint their location on Google Maps!

[eddiewetter]

LOL, a Rep wanting to meet more kids online, I thought it was gonna be Barney Frank, the known pervert and child molester (who, by the way, is still in Congress, but, hopefully, not for long, as the Scott Brown phenomenon wil throw his pervert butt out!)

[Boobalopbop]

@eddiwetter... Barney Frank is a known pervert and child molester? Do you think all gay people are pedophiles or just him?

Scott Brown is the one that seems to want to bang his daughters, posing with them in string bikinis... Posing nude, himself. And barney frank is the perv?

[redmrlove13]

Barney Frank is a liar and douche bag. But I don't think he's a pederast.

[LinesAndSquiggles]

"..preferably with a high-resolution webcam..."

[Manofaction0]

1:22

[Max9373]

That's wrong on so many levels. Great!

[dbags4ever]

even if children are capable of logging into a chatroom, they usually are not able to even pinpoint their exact location on google maps

[Varrik]

Preferably with high resolution web cams.

[psychoben69]

pedophelia ftw!

[kieran514]

punchline for the dummies

[EmoSquirrel781]

"Hey, anyone wanna play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, i have a nintendo at my house"

[Revolution2pointO]

@EmoSquirrel781 ooo i do. o.o

[kidplayer76]

hahahahahahahahahahqhahahahaha­!!!!!!!

[13b1cdw8g]

this was so funny. i especially liked the explicit punch line at the end XD

[EvenEvenOdd]

Brilliant as ever, except for the explicit punchline in the end, which manages to slightly ruin the whole thing.

[FuzzyCan]

Agreed. The blatant statement at the end kind of ruins the comedy provided by the subtle implications throughout the video.

[Max9373]

@FuzzyCan I agree.

[Joeofiowa]

@EvenEvenOdd

Agreed.

[narozzz]

@EvenEvenOdd - Oh, don't mind that, that's just the EVMI. (Explained Video for the Mentally Impaired) Perhaps you clicked the wrong link?

[gerudgutierrez]

@EvenEvenOdd no it didnt....are you fucking insane....take your sensitive ass outta here fuck face

[cristop5]

The Onion is just so bloody professional. The way they have constructed the set, the activity of extras is just spot on.

[MidgardEagle]

So that's why the government is putting so many computers in school...

[wazzzupbuddy]

i am really amazed how these guys deliver these lines without even smiling once. i can never say last line without smiling in 100 takes....

[glamourweaver]

You understand it's a parody right?

[TheRealEricLester]

you understand he's trolling you right?

[tuseroni]

good no one on the first page thought THIS one was real.

one key thing about onion videos on youtube, someone in the 10 most recent posts thinks the video is REAL...

[eriksayshi]

Hay any kids in here like to play Pokemon mystery dungeon?

[MorroccoSurrogate]

*inundates you with instant messages*

[Xyrhoshii]

I agree with TedGoran; he got you thinking what you thought it would be and immediately bitchslapped you with what you thought it was in his last two statements. It can be funny and in this case, I think it was :P

[SylvanaForrester]

I don't think the last two lines were necessary. You pretty much know what he's talking about without them.

[boxorak]

Yeah..that did not help his case. Not that it had any chance at all.

[TedGoranson69]

That's a common technique in comedy: subverting a joke by breaking the coded dialogue and saying the punchline explicitly.

[AlwaysAbiggerFish]

I love when the punch line never comes, and if it does it is super subtle.

[LOADING1357]

Hahaha pedophile representative.

[HalaBasinah]

Aw, the last comment spoiled the video. You can't come out and SAY it. :< Not as funny.

[thegirl44]

It wasn't a question, it was a statement. Hence, the comma after the word me and a period at the end of the sentence, as opposed to a question mark.

Let me clarify:

Fuck me, are you stupid.

[thegirl44]

Fuck me, are you stupid.

[GrayGQ01]

No, man, the stupid pice of fucking shit sony was another ONN skit.

[kmndi]

Hmm'

[213ds]

ethe stupidpice of shit sony is another of their thingds mic dipship, if ur head wasnt up your ass about sony you would know

[GamerUntouch]

brb fbi

[Veenchon]

hey, any of you kids like to play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon...

[franklinms22]

yes and i have a nintendo in my house.....flood of instant messages incoming.

[HalomasterObi1177]

preferably with a hi-res web cab.. lol

[jchris723]

that was a horrible joke! I thought it would parody the Foley scandal and others, but that was over the top, especially at the end! Not funny! Awful to say about children!

[willufobia]

THAT WAS THE BEST!

[213ds]

naw, i still think the best is the stupid piece of fucking shit sony thing that doesnt fucking work one that they did, although this i s a good one

[StackCityEntOfficial]

lmao! perfect ender haha

[meatmotor]

The last comment definitely ruined it. He stated the obvious and killed the joke. Too bad. :(

[Ages0fThunder]

i think it's pretty original. usually theonion goes for just implying the joke; it's funny to eventually see a time wherein they just come out and say it.

[zatoichi12345]

i agree,the humour was in the ambiguous nature of the comments,the last comment was to obvious and spoilt it.

[Shom42]

I actually think they were going for the things stated before were suppose to be series instead of the preverted part after you heard the last part and the last parts perverted.

[number154]

I personally thought it worked, it's funny because by the time you've gotten to the end your ready for more innuendo and implication, but he just comes out and says it. The surprise triggers a laugh response. It's a common humor technique- innuendo, innuendo, innuendo, EXPLICIT STATEMENT. In my case it worked and I laughed, but I can see how your mileage may vary.

[skillzgone2waste]

Would have been funnier without the last comment. We all got what he was hinting at without him saying it. That totally ruined it.

[djphatd]

You are wrong, the ending makes this the funniest shit ever

[Stevers80]

Is this the real-life Pedobear?

[Tigers828]

FFFFUUUUUUUUUU a /b/tard like me.

[bklynbigred392]

OH SHI-

/b/ is like the fucking illuminati, they're everywhere.

[Duveng1]

wait.............. what?

[ifrit1780]

lol Somebody is a pedo...

[777lucky]

any kids here like Popsicles and xbox? i have lots at my house

[thetrevormoment]

lmao

[slipdog101]

ME ME ME! I want a popsicle!!!!

[Realunmaker]

hey! any kids in here would like to play pokémon mistery dungeon??

I have a nintendo at my house!

[samofah]

Even when these youngsters do manage to find their way online, they lack the skills to do something as simple as pinpoint their location on google maps. ROLMAO!!!

[JayRay92]

all of the onion vids deserve more views.

[branflakes0909]

"also, i'd like to fuck these kids in the ass"

XD hahahahaha

[GnosticAtheist]

One of the best ending phrases in the universe.

[fitzyp]

haha that was a pretty dark one.

[emulator900]

representative michael gelinas is a brave man.

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

This video deserves WAY more views

[D1ZaST4R]

Pedofile LOL

This is funny and gross

[Trinnztubefun]

lmao "though our children's bodies may be small and supple" groossss

[asojhel000]

i love how he hints that he's a pedophile for the first few minutes. Then, at the end, he candidly says he wants to "fuck these kids in the ass." LMFAO

[balkastalkman]

anyone in here want to play with my remote control car.. where do u live id love to come over. lol

[topsyturvytown]

YES ON HR-372

[thetrueawesomeeric]

LOL

"I'd like to fuck these kids in the ass."

How do these guys do this while keeping a straight face???

[gopie93]

im shore they do it many times before they get it right

[BackgroundBailey]

Oh, absolutely; they have to with comedic gold like this.

[jcsnerd]

WOW

[tiki252]

hahahahaha the ending!!!!!

[ScaperSteph]

LOL!

[nothingelseworked64]

why is he speaking with an odd inflextion? its like hes ending every statement as though it is a question. its almost as bad as listening to bush on a bad day.

[Sirradal]

Bush really does ask questions. If he sees that noone is going to speak up, then he just continues on to the next question.

[maddogmarinho]

WTF! LOL

[GaryCancer]

Whoa... a little heavy handed at the end there...

[Thefrozensock]

that was so wrong. yet so right

[evaangellus]

That ending was pronkrageous!

[jellyman6]

hey, do any of you guys like to play pokemon mystery dungeon?

[bassplayer211]

faggot