HOW TO LOCATE SLUTS!

[rowbare23]

It should be titled "How to locate sssslutssss"

[cnecktor]

preach on bro this advise is so right on.

[DuceGunnz117]

"every hoodrat ive slayed during the course of my quest for sweet punany" lmaooo your a nut boss, BUT THE PPL LOVE IT

[DuceGunnz117]

PRINCE OF PUNANY! MY MAN!!

[ZeroAccend]

I made it 4 seconds in the video, stopped it, and had to answer the question "How do you find a slut?"

And my response is..."By not looking like a younger version of Karl from Sling Blade".

[mchenrycruiser]

@ZeroAccend awwwww Im not even mad. Because that much anger always comes from a guy whose ugly as fuck cuzz. I feel bad for you.

[ZeroAccend]

@mchenrycruiser Mmmmhmmmm. U want sum french fryed potaters? Mmmmmhmmmm.

But srsly, LOL @ u for ragging on my looks when you have NO idea what I look like. Valid argument dude. LOLOL

[mchenrycruiser]

@ZeroAccend feel free to direct me to qa picture of yourself online so we all can laugh at you nerd boy

[ZeroAccend]

@mchenrycruiser You realize you're asking a dude for his pic, right?

It's cool if you're gay. I, however, am not. Soooooo you're gonna have to troll for cock elsewhere.

[mchenrycruiser]

@ZeroAccend thats what I thought ugly guy. Go cry elsewhere. Blocked.

[generalelectro]

What is 'thetual innercores with thluts'?

[babypink912]

@generalelectro ?

[generalelectro]

@babypink912 I spelled what he said out phonetically with his annoying fucking speech impediment

[babypink912]

@generalelectro oh i dont speak phonetically dont even know what that is? is it like ebonics lol. maybe i should shut up about things i dont know nothin about haha.

[AmirBarnett87]

hahhhahhahahahaah looooooooooooooooooool omg I can't stop laughing, soooo veryy true! FFF= Find em Fuck em Forget em!!! LMFAO

[LeoRomano2213]

Elmer Fudd

[UndertakerU2ber]

u r gay

[behellit]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahhhaha this fuy is nuts, funny shit man

[camarocomputer]

guy sluts maybe, fag

[TheRapcity92]

do u listen to the dumb shit u say

[omgwtfhelpbbq]

gay fag is gay

[333shortbus]

this guy is totally gay. obviously never been with a girl...

[nautilis]

one big giant douche 

[rachealfe]

youre a douche.

[tannerturlington]

LISP



[DaneEastwood]

you wanna get laid don't act like you want it....dumbest guy ever.

[TheTruthHurts100100]

thumbs up if u think this guys a rapist

[jetevovi]

this for real or are u just pretending to be a moron?

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

lol

[laverkfc4stitching]

dude this is awesome bra i wish you all the best luck, hoping to see u a youtube celebrity soon :9

[bigmiz89]

Dude, you are hilarious

[cranberyy22]

thsi guys awesomelly. tru..lol..sluts..lmao

[Fablemerc]

You really have no idea, pull yourself together. Respect girls, don't treat them like Feh feh feh ;@

[TheMensaGenius]

You find them on Plenty of Whales, WHORE-AYYY!!! or any bar. thank you

[nickys666]

peace of shit is what you are oi you ant going by facts you dont no nothing about a woman and you would not get any chick if they say they wont slep with you means they wont and you ned to learn some respect cz wen they they wont you shouldnt try it on u loser and your ugly as i would never have sex with you and i mean tht like many other chicks get a life oi

[657james]

@nickys666 its called comedy u egg

[xXxDeejayIonxXx]

i found your mom.

[lilmarcus47]

booom thumbs down..boooom you suck... 

[mchenrycruiser]

@lilmarcus47 zzzzzzzzz whatever "LIL" Marcus. Short dudes never get women anyways. No advice would ever help you.

[babypink912]

@mchenrycruiser I know I don't find short guys like 5'8 and under attractive

[vvlturn]

Slutssssss.... xD

[random123456ify]

I hate you, if i knew who you are, you would already be dead, have some fucking respect.

[6363fireflower]

This guy is awesome. You all just dont get what hes doing bahahaha.

[MrGatz08]

Yeah, this actually works. 

[TREZSIMPSON]

If she doesn't have a good relationship with her father " BOOM she's a slut"

[MissRedrum78]

HIGHLY UNLIKELY LMAO!!! thats the funniest part of the whole thing is your reply. I dont do white boys. and being a ginger hottie your off my radar.:p

[mchenrycruiser]

@MissRedrum78 make an exception girl

[milad2007halo3]

@MissRedrum78 Now if Mr. Adolf Hitler was here you wouldn't be saying that.

[MissRedrum78]

LMAO this lisping lil army looking fool wouldnt stand a chance with any of my girls LMAO not to say they or we are labelled. He is obviously categorizing women based on what his psych class has been teaching him, good luck in real life homie cus I sure wouldn't let you touch it LMAO!!!

[mchenrycruiser]

@MissRedrum78 Ima slay you with the wrath of my wang mommy

[rachealfe]

@MissRedrum78 hahahaha youre awesome

[videogameaddiction86]

this guy is hilarious lol

[NIKISADIE1]

sufferin' succotash.. you dont have a liiiiiissssssssp do you? assclown

[wichuks]

did u get aids/ or cancer bro so much rage

[TheGreatMalefic]

The wisest words I ever heard in my life! Finally a man who is brave enough to say what's going on! :D

[proudboy007]

Bro.you are so funny. We can't stop laughing.

[leelulove24]

how can this men give advise about girls if it sounds to me that he likes men

[luis13m13]

fagg

[NunuDiamondz]

My Nigga you are super funny...he spittin that TRUTH pay attention !!!!!

[JezusHD]

you've banged women????

[HighlyPotent34]

"i'm gonna give you some tipthh" haha ah man i'm dyin

[dayday35511]

emmmm so not true

[pirlo0019]

10000000000000000 says ur lying...you definately either gay or a virg

[mchenrycruiser]

@pirlo0019 gay OR a virgin? what if i was gay and a virgin...that would be epic

[alexdaniels321]

@pirlo0019 lol pirlo0019 this guy isnt lying,

its true, if u ever got laid ud know hes righte

[TyrantTru]

LOL dude..I can't tell if you're serious or trying to be funny

[jujubeansgirl]

Your stupid, Everything your saying is alll wrong. Im without a dad, but im not a slut. Your just getting easy herpes infested girls. And your not saving your penis. You should probably go get checked out.

[groovass65]

:boom! she just got banged LOL

[ChuDogg]

You're fuckin' hilarious mayne! Fuckin' great insights on the endless journey for sluts! Props to you bro.

[tempted41]

i love the lisp!

[stevus85]

People are on here talking shit, but all that stuff is right. I have a question for you though: If a girl's father has passed away, and she was on good terms with him at the time of his passing, is she still likely to be a slut?

[mchenrycruiser]

@stevus85 depends on how old she was at the time and if after his passing, did she have a father figure in her life.....too many unanswered questions on that one.

[stevus85]

@mchenrycruiser In this situation, she lost him when she was in college, so like 19 or 20, so he was present through her whole childhood, and they got along very well. Still a slut? I say no, but what do you think?

[mchenrycruiser]

@stevus85 hmm id say no. She could still be a slut but it wouldnt be based on that unless fucking a lot was her way to cope with the loss.

[xTheFutureisOursx]

are you retarded or is that an act?

[PrecisionConnections]

You should be teaching this in a college some where

[ShadowLAWlz]

i think that gingerella chick wants ur dick bro,

p.s. GREAT VID VERY ACCURATE! every time i hear that i end up either getting head or in her bedroom entering thru the back door

[ibasicallytotalyrule]

LAME

[themarine91]

For anyone who lives in brooklyn, NY and wants a good time, call 7184406310 or just call it for a nice chat, its free, no joke

[mrcrabs07]

Hell hum when does the bus leave

[johnsmdm]

this is great advice...mchenry, I will put the plan into action sir....I will become johnny jackhammer...

[heth6]

Haha wow this guy is a complete fucking idiot. And all of you fagots that enjoy this shit ought to go burn in hell

[bigbigredred]

your so poo

[tommitchell13]

You'd have more luck if you lost the speech impediment and didn't look like you were on chemo. Good luck with the sthluts.

[mrolaf]

true talk. Your funny as fuck bro. Peace

[Kaahi812]

This guy is just fucking stupid Sex doesn't make you cool, sex doesn't make you the greatest man on earth,loving it means you're weak. Whores are Worthless and god fucking help them. Thumbs up if you look for Innocence in a woman rather than a sex addicted bitch who's going to bend over at every chance she gets to impress someone.

[imgunnaservu]

I pray to science, I hope this guy isn't super cerial.

[DoobiScrew]

first subscription EVER in 2 years of youtube. DO STAND UP!

[jamrow708]

"plow virgina" awsome getting sluts are like catching pokemon "gotta catch em all POKEEEMOnnnnn"I love this vid thx

[zlatanhorozovic]

the movie thing is true though that shit works all day

[zlatanhorozovic]

this is hilarious I dont think this guy ever got laid before

[TheKennytanner]

Boom! they just got banged.

"What I was banged?!"

[jchardy316]

Wow. I thought I was a loser. But I have no problem meeting women, decent women. On POF or elsewhere. Or finding women for sex. And no I don't mean paying for them (well maybe dinner).

[littledarlingsarah]

you're obnoxious.

I just want to kick you in the fucking face.

[gineriella]

Jesus christ. You're the least funny person I've ever seen in my life. And no, I'm not mad you're talking about ladies like this, I don't like ladies myself, but you sound like such a fucking slow-talking unfunny douchebag, that it's actually sad you've been partnered. Seriously, make your routines flow. You just sound stupid. Stand-up comedian my ass. I would heckle the shit out of you, you comedy hack. You black hole of laughs. Stop hangin' with your /b/rothers so much and get off the internet

[mchenrycruiser]

@gineriella Oh hey! It's the spokesman of funny youtube videos here to tell us what is and is not hilarious! How ya doin brah? You do not like ladies? Well no wonder you hate my video. You are homosexual.

When you said the phrase "Black hole" in your comment , you probably envisioned my anus. Probably your thighs began playing a game of hot potatoe ...passing your wang back and fourth as it grew with the thought of it.

[gineriella]

@mchenrycruiser I don't have a wang, I'm a lady, idiot. And you are one of the worst comedians I've ever seen. You're so butthurt when someone doesn't find you funny, aren't you? Jesus christ, you make me so sad for the future of comedy. So very, very sad.

[mchenrycruiser]

@gineriella Your just mad that now men know how to macgiver there way into your panties baby doll. U MAD?

[gineriella]

@mchenrycruiser *YOU'RE, shit-for-brains. And I wouldn't touch your nasty ass dick for all the weed in compton. You're just so awful. Maybe if you took a comedy class you wouldn't suck so bad. Seriously, step away from 4chan a little and come up with jokes that normal people would find funny. Other than that, enjoy your life of mediocre laughs, you comedy hack.

[mchenrycruiser]

@gineriella Well first of all, It's a proven fact of science that weed enhances the enjoyment of my comedy. Therefore you should begin to fondle my nasty wang and testicles. Second, You know a little too much about 4chan to make me wonder if you do not frequent that site to view animal porn. Comedy hack?

Well I just hacked up a hair ball , and I just noticed a bald spot on your vag.....want it back?

[gineriella]

@mchenrycruiser Was...was that your attempt at comedic comebacks? Oh, I see. Good try, sir. But no. It's kinda cute how hard you're trying though.

[mchenrycruiser]

@gineriella You are the one coming to ME. haha I rather enjoy it. I have only been partnered for 6 days. I assume at the one year mark, many more hood rats , such as yourself will be flocking to me. Feels good man.

[mohammedlovespork]

@gineriella  get lost u far ass lesbian

[gremslilgirl]

@mchenrycruiser

is he gay? what?

[Jez2008UK]

@gremslilgirl

Yes he is - no sane woman would want to go anywhere near that crazy face.

[mohammedlovespork]

@mchenrycruiser go away u obese lesbian

[RCHSwackness]

@gineriella just stop complaining because you can't get dick

[catman63879]

@mchenrycruiser mcgiver their way into her panties!! dude that was funny as fuck!!

[RCHSwackness]

@mchenrycruiser hahaha don't worry she's probly some ugly fat girl trying to defend ''woman'' in general

[jodikinsss]

@mchenrycruiser

You're*

MacGyver*

You*

Intelligent conveyance of the English language is not overrated. :)

[DoobiScrew]

@gineriella

"Black hole of laughs" Implies that he sucks up all the laughs. Therefore, making him funny. You are both knobs. Eat a camel's dung and rot in the shade of some Iraq sand-dune. I hope you both molest eachother's sisters/daughters and fart on your own faces. Goodnight

[mohammedlovespork]

@gineriella go the fuck away u walrus

[GINOFALUS]

@gineriella You do realize this is just an act? He is obviously acting.. He is hitting on all of the points on the troller check list... lol

[k2050896]

@gineriella how did you even got here?

[chairmanofrussia]

@gineriella holy shit...i didnt know bad comedy made people mad 0.o

[Shadowhaze101]

wow

[Shadowhaze101]

you look mentally retarded and if u are you deserve to be after doing stuff like roofing a girl just to have sex with them. the truth is guys you dont need to do this stuff for sex just be yourself and be smooth and if not smooth the more girls you go out with the smoother. i hope karma kicks you in the ass for the girls you've hurt and am fudging guy. your the idiots that cause girls have thoughts on who to have sex with because they don't wanna end up with a guy like u thumbs up if u agree

[mchenrycruiser]

@Shadowhaze101 Never take advice from a women gentlemen, They tell you only what they THINK they want. She says guys should "Be smooth" . Take not how she did NOT say that guys should "Be themselves". So either way its an act isnt it? Thumbs up if this chick is retarded!

[RapeAllRayPaul]

I'm sorry but your voice is so annoying!!!

[mchenrycruiser]

@RapeAllRayPaul coming from a rapist i cant say im too hurt. Your link will now come off my page homo.

[steven1990v]

oh man hahahahahaha thats fucking funny n true hahahahahhaha

[toolboxprosteve]

Preach on brother

[LeonhardSchmierer]

Are you in the army?

[mchenrycruiser]

@LeonhardSchmierer ya the cruiser army

[dpark41gbtripog]

THIS FUCKIN GUY IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[BlackRoseInPain]

thumbs up if this video helped you :)

[scotty88hh]

I found sluts.

[tetramoo]

@scotty88hh So Did I..!

[buschbeer100]

awesome

[vikingskippen]

112 people never fucked a girl before

[PeepingMatt]

Doooood this movie got me to subscribe after watching a couple of other ones. Great delivery, funny and straight up. And the thing about the come over and watch a movie scenario, utter truth. The daddy issues, can also more often than not be truth. Strangely enough I believe being adopted also does this to a girl, my last two "partners" before my current girlfriend were adopted sluts. Not both of them at once, sadly. Keep it up mang.that People(Kids) think youre joking on this one, its amusing.

[ChrisL101]

Hahahaha.... BOOM! Slut!

[jaydeen45cal]

Great fucking correlation, they live and sluts. I like this guy.

[Borat2borat]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I can't stop laughing!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

[superviolencecupcake]

You have to find easy girls to get some? Duuuuude

[MrDalek90]

This has got to be a spoof.

[SavvyTactic]

You can not be thserious thSylvester.

[eriikareed]

Bahahahahahahaha! :D

[BrooksDiamond]

LOL! at your 9 subscribers!

BOOM! i guess, that makes me number 10!!

hhahaha, you're a funny guy, my friend ....

sometimes, you remind me of ...... me!!

lol, thanks for the tips, buddy!!

you should be famous, like seinfeld ....

[Woodgrainwheels]

your my hero. lol

[FireWolfFlux]

SWEET

[GrovylePWNsPeople]

23 people missed the likebutton :-)

[mchenrycruiser]

@GrovylePWNsPeople And they were all women, very odd.

[GrovylePWNsPeople]

@mchenrycruiser lol

[TheJanitor8484]

Can i have some more tipz pweeze tipz? i need tipz who got those spittin tipz!

[requiemvlog]

Good tips; glad that nightmare is past for me mostly.

[CustomeTalk]

Fuckin retard baldee

[langer9105]

@CustomeTalk you are fat

[restnot1]

Easy Bro Go 2 The Hood

[NuclearHamBeast]

HERE I AM!!! ME ME ME!!

[Hibernator1080]

cocks needs happiness too, not just us xD

[youreonfiretonight]

this video has really helped me to find sluts

i used to barely leave my house before i watched this video

you have changed my life and you're not a cunt

[mchenrycruiser]

@youreonfiretonight Feels good man

[MrPeterAndrew]

I smiled all the way through this video...awesome :-)

[mchenrycruiser]

@MrPeterAndrew share it with your friends or your mates...compadres.......which ever u refer to them as

[JustinBasl]

Lol. I am socially retarded sometimes. lol. "hood rat" LOL!! =)3

[thextranormalpro]

lol you have really nice video's :)

[mchenrycruiser]

@thextranormalpro Thanks brah. I hope you clicked to tweet this video! Everyone should be doing that haha

[AlbertValenzuela]

I dont have to locate sluts....somehow they always find me. I just cant get rid of them....LOL...great vid.

[StudMufin1972]

You Are A Fucking DoucheBag, And A Total Closet Faggot

[mchenrycruiser]

@MadelnRomania All men think like me. Women just do not want to believe it.

[yufeizhou]

gjdm, boom protein everywhere

[negvey]

<3 MCHENRY!!!!!

[mchenrycruiser]

@negvey Oh Hai Brah

[hellsARMORY]

get off youtube your annoying! cant believe people buy into your bullshit lol

i guess they are just as fuckin sad

[mchenrycruiser]

@hellsARMORY U MAD?

[techbbq]

@hellsARMORY Eat dick. The Cruiser is the man.

[langer9105]

@hellsARMORY fuck you u nigger

[hellsARMORY]

shut the fuck up!!! who would want to fuck a waste of skin like you?

[mchenrycruiser]

@hellsARMORY You?

[jnajy]

Really wicked!

[mchenrycruiser]

@jnajy Thanks brah