The girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. Put this on your status for an hour if you are against bullying in the Wizarding World. You dont know what it’s like until you fly a mile on their broom
I wouldnt dream of sending a death threat to you but the best way to torture someone is to lock them in a room tie them up to a chair and put Justin Bieber on really loud and leave it on repeat.
it would be pretty damn funny but I'm not going to. I've already done that to one person. I just quit after about half an hour of peeling his skin back and spraying him with alcohol cuz I got depressed knowing I'd never get to do it. damn I hate my neighbors
One of the best threats I've heard ever was in Czech Republic... it roughly translates as "I'll f*** you up so bad, that not even Google will find you!" ... I was taught that for behaviour control in teacher training... :)
I'll teleport into your home, tie you up, lock you in the boot of a car, and push it over the bridge into the water so i can hear your screams drown out D:<
Hey Neil, I wouldn't want to kill you but here goes... I would get Dog the bounty Hunter To find you then i would Make you into the human centipede.. haha i'm kidding ..the Human piniata for a week or so or I would cover you in blood and push you out of an plane tinti a shark infested water.
where your body will never be found Mwahaha..Mwahaha >:)
Dude, why would i kill you? But if i had to, this is how:I would use google maps to find where you live, hit you in the back of the head with a rootbeer bottle to knock you out for several hours while i tie you to a chair. Then, when you wake up, i will slit your throat with either a knife or a pair of scissors(which ever is closest), then to get rid of your body, i would cut you up into little pieces and bake you into a meat-pie. Then i would either sell it for money or eat it myself.
Hello, my name is Harry Potter, I am hip and awesome. But I realized that I am only a puppet, so therefore, I feel the need to Avada Kadavra you. How, you may ask? Well, you still have the trace on you. Although you are definitely of age, you simply have the trace still on you because I am Harry Potter, and I asked for you to have the trace. You will easily be trapped by Death Eaters. No, not Dumbledore's Army, Death Eaters, because serious death threats need serious killers. No, not Sirius the
I will use your videos to find where you live. I will trap you in a building (undecided for the moment), tie you to a chair that is chained, drilled, and welded to the floor. I will torture you by shoving small pieces of glass in your lungs. You will eventually start coughing up blood and will die a slow, painful death. I will then burn your body/bones beyond recognition and dental records won't even be able to identify you.
I wouldn't really kill you because I love your videos:)
dont have camra... so here it is. i will use google maps to find you :D and i will make you watch justin bieber. i will end your life by giving you a knife after traping you in a baredroom with justin bieber playing on the outside of the bars. he will song till you end your life
I'll go to a website where you can search people. I'll purchase information about your address. I'll sneak in through your window while your asleep and choke you until your not dead but passed out and stuff you in a large draw string bag. I'll tie you to a post and cut you and whip you and carve things in your flesh. To end your life, I'll cut your throat and then throw you into a burning dumpster. I'LL FEEL DAMN GREAT!!!!
how i would kill you hmmm find you by tracing all cites youve been to hacking into the mainfraim of the cite then trace your adress phone # and try to track you as possible if i did find you then i would slip through the window next to you it looks as tho there is one gag u tie you up then take you to the river in ......name i will not mention chop you up burn the peices into ash throw the ash in the river to spread how i feel about killing you the guilt would probably catch up to me because
THEN I WILL BURN ALL THE LITTLE PIECES OF UR BODY AND POUT THE ASHES IN YOUR MOM OR DADS BOWL OF CEREAL IN THE MORNING. I WOULD PROBABLY FEEL BAD. OH YEA AND I WOULD FILL THE TUNNEL WITH DIRT, NEVER TO BE FOUND OUT ABOUT.
I WILL LOOK U UP ON WIKIPEDIA TO FIND OUT WHERE U LIVE, TIE U UP WITH BARBED WIRE, SHOVE A DIRTY SOCK FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROTHERS HAMPER INTO YOUR MOUTH AND DRAG U OUT THE WINDOW AND BRING YOU TO AN UNDERGROUND TUNNEL THAT I DIG TO CAPTURE U, I WILL TICKLE U UNTIL YOU PEE INTO A TUBE TIED TO UR MOUTH AND FORCEFEED YOU BIRD CRAP. I WILL ALSO TORTURE YOU BY HAVING A HORNY BEAVER RAPE YOU. THEN I WILL KILL U BY CUTTING PIECES OFF OF UR BODY UNTIL UR HEAD ( continued in pat 2 of my story )
I WOULD STEAL ONE OF HIS PUPPETS, GIVE CLUES AS TO WHERE IT IS, LEAD HIM TO MY WOODEN SHACK WITH NO WINDOWS, LOCK THE DOOR, EAT THE KEY, ATTACK HIM WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, PUT HIS BODY IN ONE OF HIS NEIGHBORS TRASHCANS, BURN THE SHACK, AND IF THEY COME TO ME FOR A REASON, I BLAME IT ON THE PUPET.
part 2: the bees are also for torture.i will stop the flame right befor you die and then shoot you, in non vital places. now i am assuming you will already be dead, but if you arent, i will let you sit there in till you .starve to death i will burn the dead body and then put the ashes into my fire place and burn them, so nobody will ever find out i did it. i wiil feel joyous and satisfied with my work, and will hope to see your friends soon,
@DumbAssSeries1 why are you spelling so badly? i no that i am a bad speller OK!!! and i would NEVER do it not even if someone tryed to kill me I WOULD NEVER DO IT OK????!!!!
part 1. neil, i will kill you, i will hack in to youtube and find where this video was made, and then go to that place. i will first knock you out with a big hammer. then i will put you in a bag and take you home. once home, i will have tied you up and glued you to a wall. i will wait intill you are awake, then staple you in you legs and arms for torture.after that i will get a flame thrower and burn you . While i am burning you i will let killer bees in to help with the job of killing
@emergencyurgently :I why wont you let me have my fun, WHO CARES >:( why cant i just send neil a friendly death thret it comment form, i cant make a video response
i'm going to get a wizard and we will hunt you down like a small zebra. I will kill you with a xbox controller. Then we will sale your body on cragslist.
To find you I would use my magic banana to track you down! To capture you I would put you in a paper bag and pretend like I got back from the store. To torture you I would make you listen to Justin Beiber until your ears started bleeding. To kill you I would stab you repeatedly with a rusty spoon. To dispose of your body I would put you in a box and mail you to guam(using fake return address). Lastly having killed you I would feel bad for ridding the world of such a handsome young man like yo
I will use the fonebook knock u out then wake u up n my secret lair, cut off your hair stick it n ur eyes lite it on fire then stab u, put the knife on ur moms table . Finally i will dump the body rite b4 a hurricane comes. Theyll never find u.:)
you just go ahead and do everyhting you has ever thought of....oh.....hang on...none of us will ever achieve that.....SOOOO....i think you are clever enough to know that...NEGOTIATE,,,the only times you cannot negotiate is with a child or with an animal....END OF QUESTION.......leave the boy alone......unless ??.
Imma keep it simple, google maps, torture: 24 hours straight dora the explorer-method of killing: various knifes, saw, and other cutting devices will cut slowly up to his middle where i will then slice off the arms and ears, poking forks through his eyes and putting his organs(that are left in a trash bag) disposal: i will then perform a move seen on a crime scene show where the body bag goes throught hrough wood chipper and finally goes through as mulch-all the while i'll be laughing and joking
@TruthAboutMusic1 if this does not land me a spot in the lunatic asylum with my restraining order on the wall, i will proceed to burn down your house leaving nothing behind but the concret foundations then arranging the ashes all over the neighhood schools and possibly a nationally monument, since you're dead a restraining order wont help you, but my serial killer friend and i will make sure you go with your puppets, preserving every drop of sanity you have left..................................
@TruthAboutMusic1 good job, the emo in my has now come out in the devistating form of a mass murderuer and serial killer, see you in court!!!!!!!!! :D
I will look u up on google map. I will personally rip ur hair out of your head and use a knife to cut open your head pull out your intestines and organs which I will stuff into your mouth. I will dispose your body by throwing you out my three story window. I will feel nice because I can steal ur money but sad because there would be no more ppp. I'd sew ur mom by blaming her of ur death, to get rid of evidence. The end
i will find you off facebook when i get to your house i will cut off your head slowly with rusty sisors and put a 10 megaton bomb down your throught and that will both kill me you and dispose of your body. how did i do?
i will find you with my g.p.s that i found in a dumpster on the way to your house. i will capture you with a garbage can full of dirty laundry. the torture would be you stuck in the garbage can. I will end your life with a pair of dirty boxers ( the one i am wearing right now) I will dispose of your body at the nearest garbage can (the one next to the police station) I would feel great knowing that the cops know that it was me because they saw me dispose of your body as i was disposing of it.
i don't feel like rdoing the video so here i go : I will look up your name and find where you live. I will slap you with a wooden bucket until you faint. I will use a chair and a brick to torture you. I wil end your life with my sharp, sharp umbrella. I will cover your body in dirt and wasabi peas and throw you down a sewer. I will feel releived killing you.
Why, I'm gonna stalk you everywhere until I find out where you live, wait 'til you're all alone, serve you my cooking, beat you to death using your Potter Puppet Pals as clubs, and finally bake the remains of you into a pie. And eat it.
And feel SO good about it.
(Do I get a restraining order? I worked so hard on this!:D)
I would smell my way to your house, then i would knock on your door, hit you in the face hit a baseballbat, then i would drag you to my home, stab a knife in your leg, cut away your balls, feed you with them and them cut of your head. Then i would eat your cavety.
i will grape u until u die then imma grape u in the mouth then imma grape ur mother and ur father then ill tie u to the radiator and grape u............dont take it personaly a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do :)
i love you Neil ..............* gets down on one knee* will u marry me lol jk
Sorry, can't enter--wouldn't want to kill you--although I love Snape and I'm sure he'd do it if he saw the puppet pals (and Iove them, too). However, I will patiently await more hppp--as well as the new movie (and it better match the book bettter than the last...). No death threats--have fun and create more cool stuff.
I WILL BE VERY HAPPY AND YOU WILL RITHE IN PAIN AT THE SOUND OF MY SCREAM AND YOU WILL BE THREATENED FOR THE REST OF YOUR ITERNAL LIFE! FARWELL UGLY KILLER OF HARRY POTTER AND CRYER OF THE NIGHT FARWELL!
i would not kill you .you'r to sexy ;)
SuperWackygirl 2 days ago
:D You remind me of my brother.
WellThisIsAwkward101 3 days ago
@WellThisIsAwkward101 Wait I mean just what you look like, not the death threat things...?
WellThisIsAwkward101 3 days ago
4 years later and I still want to give my death threat to Neil LOL
SforzandoFilms 6 days ago
SOPA
98Clank98 1 week ago
who would want to send a death threat to you, your awesome!
megandog7 1 month ago 2
what the heck xX127DavidXx yeah you have too much time on your hands
Soup056 1 month ago
The girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. Put this on your status for an hour if you are against bullying in the Wizarding World. You dont know what it’s like until you fly a mile on their broom
xX127DavidXx 2 months ago 4
I wouldnt dream of sending a death threat to you but the best way to torture someone is to lock them in a room tie them up to a chair and put Justin Bieber on really loud and leave it on repeat.
mrsmyrnin 2 months ago 2
So....that's how you pronounce your last name.
cappoleaf 2 months ago 6
it would be pretty damn funny but I'm not going to. I've already done that to one person. I just quit after about half an hour of peeling his skin back and spraying him with alcohol cuz I got depressed knowing I'd never get to do it. damn I hate my neighbors
FallingDownDeep 3 months ago
One of the best threats I've heard ever was in Czech Republic... it roughly translates as "I'll f*** you up so bad, that not even Google will find you!" ... I was taught that for behaviour control in teacher training... :)
neoballast 3 months ago 4
i'll send chuck norris after you. nuff said.
arathar24l 3 months ago 3
Why did you want to have people send u death threats?
sk8OnNoodles 3 months ago
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Nice... Daniel Radcliffe head on your wall Neil...
AriesGoddess93 4 months ago
Nice... Daniel Radcliffe head on your wall Neil...
AriesGoddess93 4 months ago 3
You're adorable! ^_^
imawhitestripesgirl 4 months ago
Smart way to get your fetish dose for the next few years.
dubconor 4 months ago
bahahahahaha thats sooooooo funny
thefamilyname1 4 months ago in playlist More videos from NeilCicierega
As fun as that sounds Neil, I could never do that. 1: I'm too nice 2: I don't think I have the guts, and 3: Your way to hot to kill <3
KuramasSilverstar16 4 months ago
well i can kill you, im a magician neil, a furious magician,
BillyComingMusic 4 months ago
I'll teleport into your home, tie you up, lock you in the boot of a car, and push it over the bridge into the water so i can hear your screams drown out D:<
Shadowfire74 4 months ago 2
SILENCE !!!
I keel you !
nordfjellBrandt 5 months ago
ahhhh, i thought i could join. but its no longer 2008 :[
BunBo95 5 months ago
Is it to late to enter?
TheGovenor117 5 months ago
Hey Neil, I wouldn't want to kill you but here goes... I would get Dog the bounty Hunter To find you then i would Make you into the human centipede.. haha i'm kidding ..the Human piniata for a week or so or I would cover you in blood and push you out of an plane tinti a shark infested water.
where your body will never be found Mwahaha..Mwahaha >:)
Clunie1clunnay 5 months ago
Hey neli are you syllable making videos or are they gone forever
msteddy200 5 months ago
@msteddy200 syllable making videos? Wut?
Wrash16 5 months ago
Yay wow a restraining order would be so awesome!
TomboysRgirlz313 5 months ago
Hey neil did someone win the contest?
higaziga 5 months ago
WTH
izjvmfam 5 months ago
Dude, why would i kill you? But if i had to, this is how:I would use google maps to find where you live, hit you in the back of the head with a rootbeer bottle to knock you out for several hours while i tie you to a chair. Then, when you wake up, i will slit your throat with either a knife or a pair of scissors(which ever is closest), then to get rid of your body, i would cut you up into little pieces and bake you into a meat-pie. Then i would either sell it for money or eat it myself.
TheSTLOVER 5 months ago
But really? Why the hell would i kill you, Neil? I love your videos! You're awesome! Why the hell would i want to kill you?
TheSTLOVER 5 months ago
@TheSTLOVER Haha sweeny todd style.... I like it.
Clunie1clunnay 5 months ago
@Clunie1clunnay Thanks!
TheSTLOVER 5 months ago
Quick, someone make GlaDOS' entry!
NekiiFTW 5 months ago
ok but why?
StoneColdDead100 5 months ago
I would've made him watch 4Kids.
lightsabreclasher 5 months ago 2
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CuteEmoButterfly 6 months ago
Hello, my name is Harry Potter, I am hip and awesome. But I realized that I am only a puppet, so therefore, I feel the need to Avada Kadavra you. How, you may ask? Well, you still have the trace on you. Although you are definitely of age, you simply have the trace still on you because I am Harry Potter, and I asked for you to have the trace. You will easily be trapped by Death Eaters. No, not Dumbledore's Army, Death Eaters, because serious death threats need serious killers. No, not Sirius the
ipwnnarutoxD 6 months ago 21
@ipwnnarutoxD Someone should be voldemort XD that wud be awesome :)
CuteEmoButterfly 6 months ago
Neil, you are one funny guy but I think you are also an eccentric nut.
ExploraOfLife123 6 months ago
I will use your videos to find where you live. I will trap you in a building (undecided for the moment), tie you to a chair that is chained, drilled, and welded to the floor. I will torture you by shoving small pieces of glass in your lungs. You will eventually start coughing up blood and will die a slow, painful death. I will then burn your body/bones beyond recognition and dental records won't even be able to identify you.
I wouldn't really kill you because I love your videos:)
kghumm1 6 months ago
can i still enter??
fruitsbasketlover191 6 months ago
dont have camra... so here it is. i will use google maps to find you :D and i will make you watch justin bieber. i will end your life by giving you a knife after traping you in a baredroom with justin bieber playing on the outside of the bars. he will song till you end your life
hrhgegea 6 months ago
I'll go to a website where you can search people. I'll purchase information about your address. I'll sneak in through your window while your asleep and choke you until your not dead but passed out and stuff you in a large draw string bag. I'll tie you to a post and cut you and whip you and carve things in your flesh. To end your life, I'll cut your throat and then throw you into a burning dumpster. I'LL FEEL DAMN GREAT!!!!
Welihy 6 months ago
i dont wanna kill u
4everCEA 6 months ago
Dude, it's 2011 and I'm still thinking about entering.
phoenixxbird777 6 months ago 92
@phoenixxbird777 I was going to enter too, but my Ipod touch isn't working.
Whatthebleepitybleep 5 months ago
@phoenixxbird777 Dude it's 2012 and I'm still thinking about entering.
Seriously.
ladygrinningstardust 1 week ago
Neil Cicierega (Cee-Cee-Ree-GAH)
Xanstoz 6 months ago
I know this video is over two-and-a-half years old, but is it too late to create an entry?
SockMonkeysWithGuns 6 months ago 2
I know this video is over two-and-a-half years old, but is it too late to create an entry?
SockMonkeysWithGuns 6 months ago
I totally thought it sounded like CEE CEE AY GRA! haha icic! now!
personthingiii 6 months ago
Schmoyoho Accent on the YOOOOOO
AsianMirage 6 months ago
your pretty cool and i like your cites so i probbably wouldnt kill you in the first places make a video response pleas..............
Wulfgurl1996 7 months ago
you have great tallent
Wulfgurl1996 7 months ago
how i would kill you hmmm find you by tracing all cites youve been to hacking into the mainfraim of the cite then trace your adress phone # and try to track you as possible if i did find you then i would slip through the window next to you it looks as tho there is one gag u tie you up then take you to the river in ......name i will not mention chop you up burn the peices into ash throw the ash in the river to spread how i feel about killing you the guilt would probably catch up to me because
Wulfgurl1996 7 months ago
THEN I WILL BURN ALL THE LITTLE PIECES OF UR BODY AND POUT THE ASHES IN YOUR MOM OR DADS BOWL OF CEREAL IN THE MORNING. I WOULD PROBABLY FEEL BAD. OH YEA AND I WOULD FILL THE TUNNEL WITH DIRT, NEVER TO BE FOUND OUT ABOUT.
TheDuckTapeLady 7 months ago
I WILL LOOK U UP ON WIKIPEDIA TO FIND OUT WHERE U LIVE, TIE U UP WITH BARBED WIRE, SHOVE A DIRTY SOCK FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROTHERS HAMPER INTO YOUR MOUTH AND DRAG U OUT THE WINDOW AND BRING YOU TO AN UNDERGROUND TUNNEL THAT I DIG TO CAPTURE U, I WILL TICKLE U UNTIL YOU PEE INTO A TUBE TIED TO UR MOUTH AND FORCEFEED YOU BIRD CRAP. I WILL ALSO TORTURE YOU BY HAVING A HORNY BEAVER RAPE YOU. THEN I WILL KILL U BY CUTTING PIECES OFF OF UR BODY UNTIL UR HEAD ( continued in pat 2 of my story )
TheDuckTapeLady 7 months ago
I WOULD STEAL ONE OF HIS PUPPETS, GIVE CLUES AS TO WHERE IT IS, LEAD HIM TO MY WOODEN SHACK WITH NO WINDOWS, LOCK THE DOOR, EAT THE KEY, ATTACK HIM WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, PUT HIS BODY IN ONE OF HIS NEIGHBORS TRASHCANS, BURN THE SHACK, AND IF THEY COME TO ME FOR A REASON, I BLAME IT ON THE PUPET.
MissMooMooMilk18 7 months ago
What is wrong with you?!?!
MyZhenweiWang 7 months ago
@superbob620 im watching it in 2011...so don't worry
AnimeLuver4ev 7 months ago
@AnimeLuver4ev same here
anamarvelo 7 months ago
am i the only one watching this in 2011
superbob620 7 months ago 3
i will use a gps and use a...a...a...a...CHAINSAW but a toy one so you wont die because your videos are awesome
jms02ful 7 months ago
you are so stupid
dirtycopper01 7 months ago
part 2: the bees are also for torture.i will stop the flame right befor you die and then shoot you, in non vital places. now i am assuming you will already be dead, but if you arent, i will let you sit there in till you .starve to death i will burn the dead body and then put the ashes into my fire place and burn them, so nobody will ever find out i did it. i wiil feel joyous and satisfied with my work, and will hope to see your friends soon,
puffleissocute 8 months ago
@puffleissocute one proberlom with your death thret to him he would have died from the pain
DumbAssSeries1 8 months ago
@DumbAssSeries1 WHO CARES!!! THATS A GOOD THING!!! YAY PAIN!!! ps i would never do such a thing
puffleissocute 8 months ago
@puffleissocute youll nether know ? migh do some thing like that if someone dose really piss you off
P.S good death thret though
DumbAssSeries1 8 months ago
@DumbAssSeries1 why are you spelling so badly? i no that i am a bad speller OK!!! and i would NEVER do it not even if someone tryed to kill me I WOULD NEVER DO IT OK????!!!!
puffleissocute 8 months ago
@puffleissocute im dislexic i cant read or spell properly
DumbAssSeries1 8 months ago
@DumbAssSeries1 oh... sorry, i didnt know.... now i feel bad... :(
puffleissocute 8 months ago
@puffleissocute donbt worriey about it i get it all the time
DumbAssSeries1 8 months ago
@DumbAssSeries1 ok, but i still feel kinda bad
puffleissocute 8 months ago
part 1. neil, i will kill you, i will hack in to youtube and find where this video was made, and then go to that place. i will first knock you out with a big hammer. then i will put you in a bag and take you home. once home, i will have tied you up and glued you to a wall. i will wait intill you are awake, then staple you in you legs and arms for torture.after that i will get a flame thrower and burn you . While i am burning you i will let killer bees in to help with the job of killing
puffleissocute 8 months ago
@puffleissocute two things:
1. it's supposed to be a video response
2. the contest is over.
emergencyurgently 7 months ago
@emergencyurgently :I why wont you let me have my fun, WHO CARES >:( why cant i just send neil a friendly death thret it comment form, i cant make a video response
puffleissocute 7 months ago
That eyebrow thing...<3 hehe x3
icanthinkofauser 9 months ago
Nice hat!
MtheGate 9 months ago
i would kill myself if i killed you neil!!!!!
desteryheehee21 9 months ago
Can i put my death threat in a comment, I don't have a good webcam or anything.
pandagirl4561 9 months ago
Ummm, what the heck is wrong with this guy??!!!!=D =D =D =D
avaflava1 9 months ago
"The lucky winner will receive an honorary restraining order."
zomgmadii 10 months ago 81
1) You look so handsome!
2) This video is ingenious!
3) Touché lol
love <3
Yumi
ophelia1574 10 months ago 5
@ophelia1574 That is a very clever death threat. Ten out of ten for creativity and malice!
guyyouseewhenyoudie 9 months ago
Hair <3
Socksess 10 months ago
i'm going to get a wizard and we will hunt you down like a small zebra. I will kill you with a xbox controller. Then we will sale your body on cragslist.
ThFunk1 10 months ago
wow make yourself one (if u haven't already) it'd be awesome
MultiGiggidy 11 months ago
Your a shame to Neil's everywhere.
deserteagle421 10 months ago
wow make yourslef one (if u havent already) it'd be awesome
MultiGiggidy 11 months ago
How can I send you a death threat when you look hot in this vid? :O
100QT490 11 months ago 2
snape will kill you in ur dreams!!!
crazymanthomas1654 11 months ago
hug me thats my threat!:)
marioman1234567890 11 months ago
...I couldn't ever kill you Neil. I love you too much. ._.
luvulotz24 11 months ago
I can do all through Christ who gives me strength. :)
LadyTay94 11 months ago
IT TOOK ME 20 HOURS TO FIGURE IT OUT! the complexity may astonish you>>> kick you in to the sparta pit... enough said!
Jrocca07 11 months ago
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW MUCH HE KNOWS ABOUT THE CAPTURE AND KILL PROCESS??? IM UNNERVED
Jrocca07 11 months ago
To find you I would use my magic banana to track you down! To capture you I would put you in a paper bag and pretend like I got back from the store. To torture you I would make you listen to Justin Beiber until your ears started bleeding. To kill you I would stab you repeatedly with a rusty spoon. To dispose of your body I would put you in a box and mail you to guam(using fake return address). Lastly having killed you I would feel bad for ridding the world of such a handsome young man like yo
MPDelicious 11 months ago
I will use the fonebook knock u out then wake u up n my secret lair, cut off your hair stick it n ur eyes lite it on fire then stab u, put the knife on ur moms table . Finally i will dump the body rite b4 a hurricane comes. Theyll never find u.:)
DeathByKumquat 11 months ago
Marcobat should win this one.
NalusVee 11 months ago
:O :O :O.. I WOULD NEVER THREATEN YOU NEIL!!!
mmajames123 11 months ago
ITS HARRY POTTER IN THE BACKGROUND!
mmajames123 11 months ago
you just go ahead and do everyhting you has ever thought of....oh.....hang on...none of us will ever achieve that.....SOOOO....i think you are clever enough to know that...NEGOTIATE,,,the only times you cannot negotiate is with a child or with an animal....END OF QUESTION.......leave the boy alone......unless ??.
MATTDUNCAN1 11 months ago
Imma keep it simple, google maps, torture: 24 hours straight dora the explorer-method of killing: various knifes, saw, and other cutting devices will cut slowly up to his middle where i will then slice off the arms and ears, poking forks through his eyes and putting his organs(that are left in a trash bag) disposal: i will then perform a move seen on a crime scene show where the body bag goes throught hrough wood chipper and finally goes through as mulch-all the while i'll be laughing and joking
TruthAboutMusic1 1 year ago
@TruthAboutMusic1 if this does not land me a spot in the lunatic asylum with my restraining order on the wall, i will proceed to burn down your house leaving nothing behind but the concret foundations then arranging the ashes all over the neighhood schools and possibly a nationally monument, since you're dead a restraining order wont help you, but my serial killer friend and i will make sure you go with your puppets, preserving every drop of sanity you have left..................................
TruthAboutMusic1 1 year ago
@TruthAboutMusic1 good job, the emo in my has now come out in the devistating form of a mass murderuer and serial killer, see you in court!!!!!!!!! :D
TruthAboutMusic1 1 year ago
an honorary restraining order!! OMG I WANT ONE!! lol.. jk
WaagooshTheRedFox 1 year ago
killing such a cute man...D:
usachansayu 1 year ago
But Neil u my face I don't want a restraining order or to kill u! I will kill anyone who Copts your work though! Hehehe
sockfood1 1 year ago
At the end you looked so much like Harry Potter.....
The2ndAvril 1 year ago
I will look u up on google map. I will personally rip ur hair out of your head and use a knife to cut open your head pull out your intestines and organs which I will stuff into your mouth. I will dispose your body by throwing you out my three story window. I will feel nice because I can steal ur money but sad because there would be no more ppp. I'd sew ur mom by blaming her of ur death, to get rid of evidence. The end
bluey2001 1 year ago
Wanna commit MURDER the best & sneakiest way possible??? Make a YouTube video like this one! Exploit social media- get everyone to think for you!
saradecember 1 year ago 3
You're really hot. Just putting that out there.
WillowBloodstien 1 year ago
Whats the point? You'll never find him! Also, he is NOT hot.
00wassup00 1 year ago
@00wassup00
Actually, his home address is kinda public information. It's not a big secret... Also, he IS VERY attractive.
katiepox 1 year ago
OMIGUSH HP IN THE BACKGROUND
DebbieHemlock 1 year ago
i will find you off facebook when i get to your house i will cut off your head slowly with rusty sisors and put a 10 megaton bomb down your throught and that will both kill me you and dispose of your body. how did i do?
okmeester 1 year ago
harry potter in the background
potter puppet pals are still in the day since yesturday =D
TheBackzoneKidz 1 year ago
haha harry head in the background XD
chipmunkmad08 1 year ago
I'm gonna blow you up.<<<< period
DigiDestined5555 1 year ago
helldump bitch
Danube03 1 year ago
OMG! I NOW KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOU LAST NAME!
My life is now complete.
:)
NennahsRolyat13 1 year ago
@NennahsRolyat13 my life will be complete when i see all his vids and see him in person
puffleissocute 8 months ago
Wow ur cute!
Erniethecatisawesom 1 year ago 2
This is the most creative video contest ever :)
Gvf77x 1 year ago
uhmm hes kind of hot x]
jazzyfaceproductions 1 year ago 2
He looked way too hot in this video... <3
xLovelessxTwilightx 1 year ago
SO THAT'S HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT!
xAiiRPLANES 1 year ago 133
@xAiiRPLANES lol right?
sykickg 1 year ago
@xAiiRPLANES Lol, I was thinking the same thing xP
You mean his last name, right?
Gvf77x 1 year ago
@xAiiRPLANES what we were all thinking XD
angelsspirit154 1 year ago
i will find you with my g.p.s that i found in a dumpster on the way to your house. i will capture you with a garbage can full of dirty laundry. the torture would be you stuck in the garbage can. I will end your life with a pair of dirty boxers ( the one i am wearing right now) I will dispose of your body at the nearest garbage can (the one next to the police station) I would feel great knowing that the cops know that it was me because they saw me dispose of your body as i was disposing of it.
Musclecar1973 1 year ago
i don't feel like rdoing the video so here i go : I will look up your name and find where you live. I will slap you with a wooden bucket until you faint. I will use a chair and a brick to torture you. I wil end your life with my sharp, sharp umbrella. I will cover your body in dirt and wasabi peas and throw you down a sewer. I will feel releived killing you.
MissVRG 1 year ago
I will never kill you, I think you are to awesome for that, besides, you are really cool, like Harry Potter XD
Ropandamoritamonster 1 year ago
I was thinking the winner has the permission to really kill you with his plan......
TheShockMythGamer 1 year ago
@TheShockMythGamer me too XD
Ropandamoritamonster 1 year ago
who wun?
geodonsmbfred 1 year ago
how do you send a respond i dont know how
2801titi 1 year ago
Why, I'm gonna stalk you everywhere until I find out where you live, wait 'til you're all alone, serve you my cooking, beat you to death using your Potter Puppet Pals as clubs, and finally bake the remains of you into a pie. And eat it.
And feel SO good about it.
(Do I get a restraining order? I worked so hard on this!:D)
ElMagAquaVing 1 year ago
@ElMagAquaVing dude ur cyco
windhamguam 1 year ago
I love this guy! holy crap he's the freakin best!!!
Cupichino215 1 year ago
I would smell my way to your house, then i would knock on your door, hit you in the face hit a baseballbat, then i would drag you to my home, stab a knife in your leg, cut away your balls, feed you with them and them cut of your head. Then i would eat your cavety.
Farvai0 1 year ago
heh heh that's really twisted..
but it's funny. ily
Ollie7707 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i know where you live i'll stick a knife through your heart (thats all of my death threat)
jacquelynrhodes347 1 year ago
i know where you live i'llstick a knife through your heart (thats all of my death threat)
jacquelynrhodes347 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wait till you see MY video response... IT LASTS 30 FREAKING MINUTES!!!
spanishfort99 1 year ago
Well I would love an honorary restraining order!
jhutchismylove 1 year ago
haha! i wonder if he still receives death threats.
PotterFreakBabe 1 year ago
lol threats are funny but i know god has my back so i love him
besmart78 1 year ago
you're so cute I wouldn't want to threaten your lifeXD
llamamuffinpanda95 1 year ago
I like that big Harry Potter head in your room.
AliceCInsanity 1 year ago
i would find u on google earth,tie u up to a chair,and make u listen to justin bieber!! XD
invaderzimrox10 1 year ago
@NeilCicierega
il find you with GPS or google earth
i dont capture you
il burn, stab, shove melon to your ass(xD), cut you, bite you, beat you up
il end your life by shoving chicken head to your throat
i just dump it somewhere
i would feel nice by gettin rid of my anger
yeah i know i suppost to do video but im too lazy and sorry for my terrible english
MrGodOfWarful 1 year ago
i will grape u until u die then imma grape u in the mouth then imma grape ur mother and ur father then ill tie u to the radiator and grape u............dont take it personaly a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do :)
i love you Neil ..............* gets down on one knee* will u marry me lol jk
animechicksrule 1 year ago
@animechicksrule "I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna grape your mom, and I'm gonna grape your dad, I'll grape your whole family!"
foreverbells 1 year ago
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animechicksrule 1 year ago
hahaha who would wonna kill u?
taekwondomaster1928 1 year ago
LOL! I'd make you listen to hanna montana and it will do the rest :D
invaderpink 1 year ago
Sorry, can't enter--wouldn't want to kill you--although I love Snape and I'm sure he'd do it if he saw the puppet pals (and Iove them, too). However, I will patiently await more hppp--as well as the new movie (and it better match the book bettter than the last...). No death threats--have fun and create more cool stuff.
jnetteish 1 year ago
My method of killing: make you listen to Justin bieber for an hour. I'm pretty sure your ears would bleed then you would emplode lmao
TechDeckDork2010 1 year ago 3
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spanishfort99 1 year ago
Love Neil, oh yessssssss....
MercianLass 1 year ago
Who in their right mind would want to kill Neil? He's awesome!
Janim8282 1 year ago
I WILL BE VERY HAPPY AND YOU WILL RITHE IN PAIN AT THE SOUND OF MY SCREAM AND YOU WILL BE THREATENED FOR THE REST OF YOUR ITERNAL LIFE! FARWELL UGLY KILLER OF HARRY POTTER AND CRYER OF THE NIGHT FARWELL!
F#$% your cASS
ailatredear 1 year ago
Your friend Max wins.
NalusVee 1 year ago
this video taught me how to say your last name
makandtiashow 1 year ago 29
what's an oral report?
brynnhk99 1 year ago
How can anyone send you a death threat properly? You're way to adorable :)
bodhi86 1 year ago
DEATH THREAT: you're meany face im gonna call my moomy!
DoTheDares 1 year ago
Killing you won't be easy.
mattshane 1 year ago
LOL your harry potter head poster
buffy21033 1 year ago
Drown you with fangirlyness? x3
Smookalabooka 1 year ago
You look like steven wilson
fisketorg 1 year ago
Dammit!!!....im...several years too late to do this...:(
TheHarlequinLady 1 year ago
You know this is some kind of fetish right
ilovechairmanmeow 1 year ago
DEATH BY SNU-SNU
iwilldestroyyou9642 1 year ago 4
I couldn't even pretend to do that, you're far too awesome
sunnydale22 1 year ago 58
@sunnydale22 I totally agree. Who wouldn't?
jesspurple2000 1 year ago