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  • Those are one dollar bills...

  • "You can't shoot other players!" - "Is your rulebook a fucking novel man!?"

  • Marty is even hotter covered in (fake) blood.

  • guy coverd in blood

    body parts on his hands

    and won the lottery .....

    makes sence to me

  • man that guy's a dick.

  • Heh. Well, that's one way of winning... Also, lol @ the spam 'making money playing roulette' thing in the comments that's in German... It's things like that which make it interesting being multilingual. XD

  • @KuraIthys It's things like google translate that make it interesting.

  • That's how I'd play it.

  • How come Marty hasn't been in more videos?

  • This is a winning strategy for Russian roulette. Shot count: 1st (empty) - Joe 2nd (empty, checked) - Steve 3rd (bullet, flinch) - Frank (killed) 4th (empty) - Joe 5th (empty, pointed away) - Steve 6th (empty) - Joe 7th (empty, pointed at Joe) - Steve 8th (empty, shot by Steve) - Joe NA ("Bang") - Steve 9th (bullet) - Steve (shot and killed Joe) Steve should've died. But he didn't.
  • Is your rulebook a fuckin novel man? Lmfao

  • Cooles Video! Wundert ihr euch auch warum manche Business Leute unglaublich viel verdienen und manche Menschen von ARBEITSLOSENGELD abhängig sind? Ganz einfach zu verstehen! Diese Millionäre haben ihr Hab und Gut selbst verdient mit ihrer eigenen Methode! Ich habe soeben das einfachste System gefunden um Mit dem eigenen Laptop Geld zu generieren! Kuckt doch einfach mal auf roulettegeld *DE und kuckt euch die Methode an! In wenigen 11 Minuten versteht ihr wie einfach es ist!

  • what a dick lol

  • wait, you censor the word fuck in a video that literally has peoples brains getting blown out?

  • At the end, does he say "lottery" or "laundry"? Because both could work as the punchline.

  • Anti-steve would have followed the rules.

  • 7 shots, 6 chambers - your editing lacks continuity...

  • Did anyone else get the Ad for Professional Firearms Training?

  • Anyone else notice the background music? :)

  • technically he wasn't cheating when he shot him.

  • That was wonderfully disturbing.

  • That dude kinda looks like Aaron Rodgers.

  • Wait, so there was a bullet in the ninth chamber of the revolver all along? I never knew a six-shooter had so many chambers!

  • @Slanzinger maybe the gun was faulty, occasionally skipping chambers?

  • @Slanzinger they obviously put another bullet and revolved the barrel after the first guy was killed, since they put only one bullet in the first place

  • @Slanzinger I think the biggest revolver in production has 10 chambers

  • @MadeOfCATS

    There's this 3-barrelled freak revolver with 18 chambers. Can't link it but...

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    But if you're talking about serial production, it probably doesn't really count.

  • @Slanzinger I'm pretty sure after Zach/Frank died, they put another bullet in and re-spun. The bullet was in the sixth chamber the second round.

  • @DuckReconMajor Or maybe it was intentional to be more funny. Knowing Weiner it could go either way.

  • @Slanzinger That's because your an idiot...

  • @Slanzinger When Zach lost, they probably had to put another bullet in, ergo 6 more pulls of the trigger

  • @Slanzinger

    They're playing with a .22 : P

  • Roulette Secret sounds awesome. I always lose at Russian Roulette.

  • Put it to your head, touch it on the penis?

  • Love the ragtime music in the background.

  • Loved the Lottery =D

  • Russian roulette advice: don't play with an automatic gun. Yes, that already happened.

  • @Nogarf

    Holy shit.

  • Cheatin!? In Texas we'd flip the table and shoot 'im.

  • Not only did he aim it away, he didn't even cock the damn thing. What a douchebag.

  • Play Russian roulette, if he wins, touch him on the penis.

  • ....s it just me, or does that guy that 'cheats' actually DOES look like a douchebag?

    Great casting if I do say so myself.

  • @ShadeCrenshaw Lol Marty will love that. "You naturally look like a douchebag"

    I love Zach's sexy sleeked back hair in this.

  • At 2:14 shes like

    "IT'S BLOOD MONEH!"

  • One of my favorite videos on the internet.

  • Yes, because blood soaked bills are NEVER suspicious.

  • shoot him in the head, touch him on the penis

  • I almost laughed as hard at this as i did the Jokers magic trick XD What does that say about me?

  • "IT's blooooodd monneeeeeyyyy!"

  • I just noticed that they were playing for a bunch of one dollar bills.

  • Roulette Secret touches you on the penis!

  • IT'S BLOOD MONEY!!!

  • OH MY GOD SO MUCH SPAM

  • Props

  • Eyes Wide Shut (the music)

  • Lottery.

  • hahahahahh the music in the background is so amusing

  • They forgot the part where he touches him on the penis

  • gun nerds scare the hell out of me

  • @Kiensai Man, one of my co-workers is a gun nerd that speaks fluent Russian, owns assault rifles and writes horror movies. Made sure I was friends with that guy.

  • Sounds like a cool guy to hang out with.

  • You Americans dont know Russian Roulette. Come to Mother Russia. Then you learn Russian Roulette.

  • @Sandro23Sandro IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RUSSIAN ROULETTE LEARNS YOU

  • You, sir, are a cut above the average loser.

  • Probably my favorite SMBC Theater video. "Is your rule book a fuckin' novel man?" Classic.

  • You guys (in the comments) are all fucking retarded. That's all I have to say.

  • @RubilacEx touch him on the penis?

  • @RubilacEx troll man trolls...what else is new

  • @RubilacEx I will accept your statement, so long as you acknowledge that you also are in the comments.

  • @BREAKMEKNEES

    Retard!

    ...no wait..

  • THREE TWICE.

    THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

  • @aryqpasta

    From chamber three. The third chamber twice.

  • right. because after the first person is killed, they wouldn't bother to put another round in.

    unless you have a better idea for eliminating the second person?

  • Did you use some kind of color correction on this one?

  • oh god that was hilarious!

  • Is your rule book a fucking novel man?

  • perfect ending ... "uh lottery" xD

  • Masterpiece

  • Awesome.

    My favorite webcomic is also now my favorite youtube channel.

    Zach, start your own MMO and mail service, and you own the entirety of my internets.

  • doubleLMAO

  • IS YOUR RULE BOOK A FUCKING NOVEL?!

    classic!

    God I love you guys.

  • It seems that Zach is scarcely concealing a smile the entire time. 

    Well, until he dies.

  • Yep. Zach has Terry Gilliam Syndrome: Gilliam wasn't in many Python sketches, not because he was the director, but because he couldn't keep a straight face to save his life. :-D

    Marty and Ashby really manage to sell this sketch; James through intensity, and Marty because his facial expressions are those of exactly the kind of shit who would do what his character does.

  • The perfectly apt facial expressions that these guys can pull off always surprise me. This and the Superman sketch in particular.

  • Dudes, get real: this is Russian Roulette for three, where one wins. The gun is a six-shooter with two loaded chambers. Marty flicks the hammer while pointing the gun at James but does not shoot it.

  • c'mon did you miss the fact the gun was PLASTIC

  • it's a fucking sketch comedy, shut the fuck up. DOES

    IT

    MATTER

    AT

    ALL?

    fuck

  • number of bullets unlegit but its still hilarious haha

  • i'd have shot that cheater along time ago

  • Of course, after Zach dies, they reload the barrel with a new bullet and spin it again (this is not shown). That's why Marty doesn't know then where's the bullet. In the sixth shot after Zach dies, he knows it's a real shot, that's why he knows he can shoot james.

  • @poiuydblo Exactly. Thank you.

  • Why? I thought that was pretty funny.

  • Deer Hunter

  • I counted 8 bullets, because he points/shoots the gun twice at james.

  • @ImAWaffleSauce It wasn't cocked.

  • "Shut up! Shut up!"

  • genius,

  • I know it may sound strange, but no matter how hard I listen, I can't hear what he says at the end on my lousy laptop speakers. Can anyone transcribe that last line for me? ;) thanks

  • "Lottery"

  • thanks!

  • lottery

  • My favorite for now. Somehow reminds me of Deer Hunter.

  • You really have a way to make me think "Wow, what a dick" about at least one guy in every video.

  • Love it!

    Only one issue though... Russian Roulette is played with 1 bullet loaded out of 6 possible bullets. You forgot to have the two survivors replace the spent cartridge. Otherwise that meant that there were two bullets loaded, making the odds 1 in 3 rather than 1 in 6.

    Don't flog yourselves for this oversight too hard now :)

  • Yeah! They should have played with a gun that uses a gunclip instead x-P

  • really? you can't accept the idea of it happened between cuts? that showing them add another bullet would break the flow and the timing?

    ...really?

  • I'm joking :)

  • was this inspired by 13 tzemati?

  • is your rule book a fucking novel? Hahhaa

  • I wonder what all three needed the money for to make them do something like this :-)

  • Porn

  • My favorite is the bloodspattered man at the end holding a huge bundle of cash.

    "Lottery"

  • When I won the lottery, I was also drenched in blood... They wouldn't give me the prize. Lousy government.

  • Excellent.

  • Best one ever! Hilarious!

  • What a dick.

  • This was an awesome one, but all the best laughs are in the first minute.

  • By far the best one yet. Keep it up.

  • So, shooting ones self in the face is ok, but saying "Shit", and "Fuck" is outrageous!

  • I always find Nicholas RAGE funny

    but I laughed way too hard at this

  • BRILLIANT!

  • Best one yet. Hilarious! Bravo! :)

  • He's like the guy that did stiflers mom in american pie.