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  • lol You look like richard dawkins as a child, and you sound like him too. Awesome.

  • The reason I came across your video was because I was looking for reviews and other people who had mutual feelings on this pile of garbage.

    Well said son! This book and movie was nothing less than a pile of horse shit!

  • How old are you? The one reviewer said 11, but you look a tad older. Either way, you've got an impressive vocabulary for your age. I appreciated how you said that the Twilight series was a "travesty" on modern literature. Well said.

  • awwwwwwwww ur so adorable!!!! oh my gosh i can't wait till you grow up!! oh and im not a pedophile im 14 and hes like 11 or somthing so it's not that wierd

  • Twilight is for bitches

  • Vote for worst movie of the year!

  • twiligth is awsome, is the best story evere, better yet is the epic............... NO IS THE MOST ANOYING THING AND WASTE OF HUMAN TIME. WHO THA FUCK MAKE GAY BATS AND METROSEXUAL WAREWOLFS THAT GO ARROUND HALF NAKED. WHAT HAPPEND TO THOSE BOOKS THAT WAS ABOUT THE STORY CONTENT. IF SOMEBODY ASK: WHAT DO U LIKE MOST ABOUT TWILIGTH? THE ILL SAY: -THAT JACOBO OR EDUARDO ARE VERY HOT AND SENSITIVE-.............. BITCH!!!!!. ILL SLAP UR WET VAGINA. VAPIRES AND WRWOLFS EAT AND SUCK HUMANS !!!!!

  • I love your accent. lol

    and it cost you that much!!!!!! I paid ten dollars. WTF!

  • I love your accent. lol

  • The only reason it was talking about relationship an vampires and werewolves is because the Twilight Saga was made for teenage girls!!

  • The book really does suck

  • If you burn it, can you make it a video? I'm a girl and I thought it was shit to!

  • I'm a guy and I had to know what the big deal was so I read this series. Twilight=D, New Moon=D, Eclipse=C, Breaking Dawn=piece of shit.

  • Hey, I hated the whole damn series XD

  • I'm happy that you read the Books^^

  • you could not be moor right

  • The books ment for girls but your right it sucked

  • lol you said donkey balls

    btw the book was enough to keep me reading till the end,

    tho i gotta admit

    the ending was shit it was gay and i honestly just wanted bella and edward and the cullens dead so the epilouge could be about how renesmee grew up with jacob

  • ....... Is it weird that you somehow remind me of Harry Potter?

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  • You are a really cool person! I am gonna sell or burn my Twilight book too xD

  • Hmmm, take it back to the shop and ask for your money back~ ^^

  • Up in the Northern Territory, eh? Greetings from ash-covered Melbourne, fellow anti-Twilighter!

  • you are going to be a hot man!

  • @temarisand He's already hot, :3

  • you are going to be a hot men!

  • I am reading it right now I am not a master of writing but I could not even read it straight through.

    The writing is awful

  • why DID you even read the twilight series?

  • the book built up for so much and nothing happened at the end. totally anti-clamatic!

  • completely right. i hope you ended up burning them

  • love how hes slapping the book around like its his bitch the whole time lol

  • i attribute most of the views to the pretty face on the screen XD ... that, and it showed up when i wrote dawn in the search >.>

  • *tilts head to side* Oh, my, gods. A cute guy....Who likes Twilight? Please gods, tell me I'm not dreaming.

  • I LOVE YOU.

    SERIOUSLY.

    YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD.

    You summed it up in four minutes and forty-eight seconds.

    Everyone should know that you are awesome. And smart. And you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

    Thank you.

    I could go on for hours saying how much I loved this video.

  • the fact that you spend this much time bitching about a fricken book is more sad then this video

  • @justrofl21 eh

  • @justrofl21 nope

  • youre right because of your british accent :D

  • Are you a boy or a girl? Sorry for asking, you look quite nice, but still I'm not sure :s

  • You are so right. I love this video.

  • Cheesey. Corny. Shit.

    Brilliant. I think that sums up the entire saga.

    I can talk for hours about what is wrong with these books. They are the most nonesense peices of shit I've ever read.

  • @ScabbyJill shit same here! everytime im logged in on myspace,facebook,and youtube..there's always twilight adds.Making a shitty book is one! number two why did they have to make a shitty movie!

  • @Ari33BomB12 To make money of coure!!! And what Twilight fans lack in brain power, they make up for with that!

  • hahahahahaha! Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! I completely agree with you. And I knew she didn't have and editor! I knew she couldn't have written that bad of a book with and editor breathing down her neck!

  • Awesome accent.

  • i agree with you on so many levels!I mean, twilight is so shite, other good vampire books are being put down and it really confuses me how something as crappy as twilight can be so famous, when there are books like the vampire diaries, night world, house of night etc, that aren't that well know, and OMG everyone just judges teen girls because of this book! it's like, all of themare obsessed with twilight and think its the best book out there and have never read a decent book in their life!

  • :D Totally agree with you. I haven't read it, stopped at the begining of New Moon, because that depressed ... is so awful. And you're right, the grammar is awful. I seriously hope she never had an editor, because if she did, that person is the worst ever. Sell the books. That's what I'm doing. At least you can get part of the money back.

  • So damn funny XD

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  • On a different note, i did enjoy 'The Host'. clever concept, interesting interactions between Wanda and Melanie, much less sloppy and cheesy romance scenes, a good interpretation of human nature, real and human characters with appropriate flaws. when i started reading it, i thoughht i would hate it and was pleasently surprised.

  • There were so many characters towards the end, i couldn't follow. jacob imprinting on the baby - does anyone else find that concept a little sick (even pedofile-ish)? Edward is controlling. Bella and Edward's relationship is based on magic (would Bella be interested in Edward if he wasn't a good-looking vampire? would Edward like Bella if he could read her mind?) SM portrayal of women is weak. Bella is obsessed with her BF, caring about little else, and ends up not being able to see her mother.

  • Awesome. I love your accent, it's so adorable.

    Anyway, onward to not being creepy. Stephenie Meyer writes garbage. All four books were crap. If you want a good vampire series read Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead. Better than Twilight, House of Night, Morganville Vampires, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Kisses, and whatever other vomit this teenage vampire fad spews out.

  • giving a twilight rant makes you look like a faggot

  • Stephanie Meyer sneezed out the series, it's utter shit. I can't come to terms with why finding the perfect boyfriend is a good moral for a book. Your typical teenage girl eats this shit up, fortunately I do not - thus meaning I'm all for the Harry Potter series - its about courage, loyalty, friendship and defeating evil. You are another intellectual being on youtube, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. Also, I'm from (Perth) Australia too so I dig the accent.

  • I think Twilight is an abomination to man and God!

  • ALL 4 BOOKS ARE SHIT

  • you're hot! how old are you now????

  • Did you read her book "the host"? I'm not good with grammar but I think the story premise for "the host" is 5-10 times better than the whole freakin' twilight series.

  • Twilight sucks

  • @calligraphyartist

    Cheesiness and corniness can be sweet when done right. But Meyer's Twilight series is utter bullshit.

  • I think im in love with you.Oh My Gosh this is exactly how i feel.How is it that so many people defend this book and say that it's good?It's so disgusting.And what was with Bella's lame power?UGH.

  • Always hate it! Sorry I didn't finish the last one

  • I really think you don't understand it. Boys always " chick books or chick movies"

  • Thank You

  • OMG I LOVE BRAKING DAWN

  • You know what's sad, dude? People like you are in short supply here in America.

    Muse? Win. Shifters? Win. Werewolves? Win. Vampires? Win. Twilight? Fail.

    I feel bad for you. You actually payed that much for the Twilight series. *is aware people call it a saga**thinks that's bullshit*

  • Anyone who is a TRUE fan of vampires should watch Hellsing. Now that right there, is what REAL vampires are all about. Not the sparkling little wanna-be-a-vampire pixie,

  • "Yeah I know they're for girls..."

    PSHAW!

    I have a pair of tits and I STILL can't stand this shit.

  • lol, I loved your video. it is totally true. the story line is for the books could have been really good, the books HADpotential. but her execution for them was bloody awful. i truly just DON"T see how people can read that crap i mean it is so mushy and bella is such a freakin priss who couldn't stand up for herself if her life depended on it, which it actually did. and I really hate that the vamps. SPARKLED in the sun!!! what the hell?!?! *sigh* well anyways, loved your review :)

  • 2:16 - Completely true.

  • Vampires - ROCK

    Werewolves - ROCK

    Shapeshifters - ROCK

    BUT

    Shapeshifters being confused as Werewolves for two and a half books BY THE AUTHOR sucks

    Vampires that don't have fangs, won't die if they're staked and don't burn in the sun SUCK

    Werewolves that aren't evil, awful, things that enjoy eating peopls hearts and will turn you with one bite SUCK BADLY

    Also, in most vamp lit vampires turn by draining/killing then having the human drink human blood or some variation of that.

    VENOM SUCKS!

  • breaking dawn was probaly the worst book. im sorry :(

  • HEY DUDE YOUR HOT AND ALL BUT BREAKING DAWN ROCKS

  • I heard the birthing scene was very disgusting. I've been watching these videos and trying to hear what it was, but no one's brought it up. What happened in it?

  • @xXKuroTenshi666Xx they cut her open and shizz. tbh, i don't think it's that bad as they're actually going to do that scene in BD film.

  • waste of time.. its not gonna stop ppl who likes the twilight series to stop reading it cuz u told them it sucks.. ._.

  • Same re-actions. I liked twilight, though it wasn't fond on the cheesy-ness but I loved the basic idea she had there. She wasn't just sitting on a gold mine, if the idea was in capable hands it would've easily been the book of the century. As it was the first time someone wrote about a human-vampire relationship outside thrillers and action series.

    Then Breaking Dawn happened..

  • i love the way you say shit lmao :-)

  • He looks like skandar keynes. The twilight series sucks and needs to burn

  • You're right. Concept = Good Excecution = Bad.

  • LOL amen!!! I hate Twilight in general and im a girl so yeah just to say that all girls don't go crazy over gay "men" who sparkle yeah...

  • one other thing i hate about this book is that Stephanie Meyer builds up all this suspence [like almost half the thick ass book] that lead to NOTHING!!!!!! no epic battle between werewo- i mean "shapeshifters" and vampires. NOTHING!!!!! and most good books have some deaths in it too. no main character deaths in this series. that sucks dick

  • WOW!!!!! you payed $21 on that fucking book!!!!!!!! Ha!!! i paid £5 for mine!!!! hahaha

  • fuck twilight Harry Potter powned them

  • "This book sucks!"

    Hahaha I love the tone in your voice when you said that! haha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    FAAAAAAAGGGG!!!! You read twilight books?!! What a bender. You paid for twilight?! You fucking fudge packing ass bandit. God bless america.

  • you paid $21?!

    jokes on you i got it on sale for 10, and yes it sucks. it was, well, in some points very...morbid and just creepy.

    jacob fallling in love with a....baby?!?!

    no

  • Honestly, I don't know why people BUY books...go to the library and save yourself some money.

    Only buy books if you LOVE the book and plan to read it more than two times.

  • I hated the twilight series with a passion, but the series really should have ended at eclipse. Breaking dawn was beyond epic fail. I had my jaw dropping frequently from the sheer stupidity of the plot. I was frequently asking myself "Who published this bullshit?!"

  • @XxGreenDayzxX

    You hated it... but you read them all? I saw the first movie... Hated it.... didn't watch the second... won't watch any others.... why read something you "hate" so much?

    I'm guessing you dont actually hate it. And if you really do, you're just pathetic for reading them all.

  • @tdk2592 No, you see there's this funny thing about having an opinion. To have one you need to have experienced whatever it is that you're trying to form an opinion about. Say someone asks you about Breaking Dawn. You wouldn't be able to say anything about it because you haven't read it.

  • @MrBunnySensei

    Not at all, I'd say "I read half of the first one and watched the movie, both were the absolute lows of my cinema going/reading experience. I refuse to touch another thing to do with that woman. She has no talent and any fools who read her trash deserve to fall on a spike and die slowly over a long period."

    If you don't like the first one, don't keep on reading. A retard would know that.

  • @tdk2592 And then the person would say," The first book was terrible but the other three were better than all of Shakespeare's works put together," And you wouldn't be able to say anything because you haven't read them.

  • But I enjoyed Breaking Dawn, and I would know a good book if it smacked me across the face.

  • i love twilight, but i agree that Breaking Dawn is not a good book.

  • the medicine to Twilight series is Jason Vorhees or Alucard or Blade.

  • i completely agree with you about Muse

    they do rock =D

  • Don't you remember when Twilight was a cool time of the day ?

  • Mediocrity

  • Finally! FINALLY someone noticed the Muse dedication!! And what ticks me off is that Muse is such an awesome band, and I know so many people (sooo many people) who only listen to them now because it reminds them of Edward.

    *Sigh* At least I know I'm not the only one..

  • aaah twililght best game in the worled you know its so cool how link pulls out the master swored and the fog just blows away then music just starts and its like da da da daaa da daaaa go zelda!

  • What age is he???

  • i agree^^

  • even one of my teachers' likes twilight

  • even one of my teachers likes twilight, it's so annoying.

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  • LOL

  • good points. i enjoy your vids. the world needs more intelligent kids like you.

  • I hated the book too. I liked all the others but that one, even eclipse was kind of bad. Bella was acting like an S*** throughout the whole book and it annoyed me.

  • Oh. Dear. Lord. Twilight sucked SO bad...I was tempted to throw the thing across the room.

    LORD OF THE RINGS FOREVER BABY!!!

  • FINALLY!! SOMEONE WHO I CAN RELATE TOO!! Gosh, Stephanie Meyer should have stopped in Twilight. The only thing that I think was nice about Breaking Dawn is where you can read the point of view of Jacob... I have to admit I laughed at some parts..

  • I liked the series EXCEPT breaking dawn lol so i kinda agree and disagree with you. also you are very funny (not sure if you were trying to be, but that's how i took it lol). I agree that some parts are corny, but don't think she is all that bad. I think you are more upset of the fact that it is so viral than that it was published. I do like her other book The Host as well :) anyway everybody has different tastes and to each their own :) so all in all thanks for the entertaining rant :D

  • Wow I am sorry but you are really cute and I also did love Twilight it was my favorite book of them all and I also didn't like Breaking Dawn because of how it ended ....Your really cute also Midnight sun did start of as a good book but you do got a point there.

  • i love you. you are so cute, and your accent is super sexy and i love that you read the books you are so fucking awesome.

  • It's not literature; it's a novel. Please don't refer to it as literature.

  • he says the Concept is good, I agree but its been done...alot. Watch a show Called Forever Knight. You'll see what i mean.

  • Stephenie Meyer basically writes glorified fanfics.

    You can find better written stuff on a Gas Station's Bathroom Wall.

  • @kamehamehacker I rather Read Children books than twilight

  • nice accent, man

  • Epic rant. Good work! Breaking Dawn was pointless, uninspired, and completely illogical. How in the world does this shit get published? It makes people who want to write really good stories wonder about their chances, especially writers aiming for teenage girls.

    Why write meaningful stuff when the only thing is demand is "OMG EDWARD IS SO HAWT?!"

    Thanks, Stephanie.

  • agree with you completely.. especially about muse <3

  • are you kiddin me i bought all 4 books when they were expensive i will give anything to get the money back. Especialy now.

  • I know this has nothing to do with the subject but I love your accent:) Anyways, I did fond it corny.

  • Im burning my twilight book this weekend :)

  • i know!! i used to love muse way before twilight (i actually still do...a lot...) but she kindof ruined it for me, because now everytime i think of muse, i think of the poor excuse for a writer, stephenie meyer!

    TWILIGHT FAILS

  • @checkerboard12345

    I love MUSE and was totally pissed off that they contributed to this piece of shit series. And it was a good song as well!!! They were just too nice to say no. Twilight does not even deserve to be called "literature".

  • i never saw what was so great abouttwilight...everyone in schools just like" omg...i wanna be Bella!!! twilights such awesome book!!!" and when i told them it was complete shit i was an outcast! it annoys the hell out of me how much people love it! even my freagin english teacher has a poster of twilight on the freagin classroom wall! half of the mildless drones that love twilight havnt even read it! they just watched the stupid movie and thought taylor lautner was hot!!

  • @omgb4b3

    I know what you mean. I abhor the Twilight series. It's totally a tasteless and pointless ploy to try and capture the "young adult" market. Maybe I can't really say I hate Twilight because I haven't read any of the books (Beyond the first two pages of Book 1) but I seriously hate Twihards and their total lack of common sense.

  • HAHA! You'll be thrilled to know, mate...She doesn't have an editor! F*cking serious! I don't know how that mess managed to pass through publishers! BLOODY HELL! Oh! And I love Harry Potter!

  • @animeeclipse Ah, hence all the typos! :L

  • I Agree... but i think there are going to be Fan-Girls of (THE MOVIE) defending the book (which they probly never have read) and say something like --- go to hell and show some respect, Bitch bitch bitchbitch bitch, Twilight is the best book ever!, bitch bitch bitch bitch, so yeah.... alot of bitchen comes from Twilight Fangirls.. so i warn u WATCH OUT!

  • CORRECTION: The whole series sucks.

  • "cheesy.. corny.. shit!!"

    hahahahaha!

    Okey i agree a bit with what you say...you know the grammar is so wrong...i've noticed that 2 :/..and it is kinda based on teenagers hormons..hahahah

  • You're funny and so cute.

    It's so refreshing to know there are still smart kids out there.

    Maybe I should rethink this whole giving-up-on-humanity thing...

  • If she has an editor, they deserve to go to editing hell. My fanfiction has better grammar than hers because my editor is frigging awesome... we're both 14. Whoever allowed that crap to be published deserves to be shot while they take their daily money bath.

    Also, I am a teenage girl. I am constantly surrounded by idiots who like these books but they're all retards. The day after Breaking Dawn was released, I brought a book to school and everyone went spastic. I was reading Sophie's World. FAIL!

  • I agree with everything you said. I felt like puking after the c-section part, and the rest of it just bored me. The ending was the EPITOME of anti-climax, if there ever was a "lead-up" to the end in the first place. It also broke so many rules that were set before!

    Useful tip for writing: If you're going to set rules in your fictional world, STICK BY THEM. If you're going to break them, at least explain why. Meyer was constantly setting rules, changing them, and never explaining the changes.

  • YAY someone who is not stupified by those things. Hope you can get a refund for dam book mate.

  • That passage you just read? Exactly the reason why I stopped reading the books after the first chapter. Good on you son. I've nothing to worry about the next generation after all. :-)

  • HAHAHA!!! xD

    "cheesy.. corny.. shit!!"

    Haha, priceless.

  • You are awesome my friend. Thank you for posting this.

    SMeyer didn't just rape Muse.

    She raped every good piece of literature out there she claimed to be her inspiration.

  • HAHAHA! "Anyone who enjoys this book would'nt know when a good book smacked them across the face!""

    You are hillarious and I agree 100%

  • Amen dude... Amen...

    The idea of a teenager imprinting on a newborn is disgusting.

    I support you, seriously.

  • don't rape muuuuuuuse THEY RULE

  • cheessehhhh coorrnnnehhh shiiitt

  • twilight is the rl death note eho ever wrote it was shimigami aka god of death

  • ... what the heck did you just say vamp2661?

  • Best video I've seen this month. Probably this year.

  • Hahahahaha, You're a funny kid. A smartie too.

    Yeah, thanks for the MUSE thing. I lol'd.

    I am wondering though, what You would consider a good book to be?

  • You are suuuuch a cutie!! And so clever!! And sooooo RIGHT!!

  • Well I was positively bored and decided to watch this vid.

    and I like it. No, I haven't read or seen anything that has to do with loving twilight.

    Its sad when i don't know, um? A 13 year old I guess can notice these things and you have like 10-30 year old's reading this. Young man, I applaud you. Two thumbs up. Keep it coming.Any one who disagrees shouldn't even be watching this video in the 1st place. Later ;)

    -Ed

  • wonderful! i totally agree...it suck drown down my vampire and werewolves -.-

  • ok seriously,whos the douche who keeps thumbing down these positive comments about this video?

  • Twilight is made for fat girls who fantasize about getting fucked in the back of hot topic by a pale, abusive over-possessive cock-fag.

  • The way you say shit is funny :D

  • why the fuck is everyone using the word "hater" it's fucking annoying. can't you just say idiots or douche bags???

  • Just goes to show that British people are at the top of knowing how to correctly criticize something. Also to everyone that doesn't check their reviews to see that it says something that'll cause an online debate, just think that there's more than one opinion, NOT JUST YOURS! Seam, you made a legitimate review. That's all I have to say about that. Haters, go do something that isn't related to Twilight. Twilight got old pretty quick. If I were the author I'd finish the series in 3 books. Maybe.

  • yah but do u know how many girls u could get by reading the twilight books

  • lol XDD

  • I agree with you completely man! Love the accent. :)

    If you burn the book, tape it, then put it on youtube so I can watch.

  • your so adorable.

  • Oh good that fuckin' non-talent hag isn't writing Midnight Sun. I was dreading that book. We have been saved!

    I loved your rant. It was fuckin' awesome.

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