Puzzles Hurt My Brain -- Portal (2 of 7)

[Sylar03]

GLaDOS is funnier than you. Sorry, but it's true.

[cspruce427]

3:49  DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!

[naruto52222222222222]

There's no such thing as you "sucking at video games" because if you're having fun then you don't suck that's like saying you suck at being a Christian

[loribeads]

Sorry wrong profile my name is Desiree

[loribeads]

I want to make out with you haha

[lmopwhyme]

Can we please end this feud. Fine I'll lie: You're awesome at games and I'm just jealous, I wish I could be like you (sarcastic.) Have fun playing more game.

[lmopwhyme]

Why in god's name would I record me playing my video game? I am a straight A student (MIT) and it was really to solve the puzzles. They aren't tricky or anything; they just take time to run through them. All in all, I think I died twice. Anyway, Jon, If you don't like to make that many videos about games, then that's fine, but don't you think that you should at least finish the last part of the game. You probably could beat Snap in another video or two, if you're as good as you say so.

[lmopwhyme]

Yeah, it was your first time playing portal, but I played it a while ago and I wasn't nearly that slow. I also looked at your other videos and I found that you weren't very good in many of them. You also don't show a lot in your videos, like in Pokemon Snap, when you just left out Mew's picture or the 7 symbols or something (7 years since I played it.) My past comment was meant to be insulting, but the truth hurts. You said that I "suck at being observant", but I observed your level of skill &..

[lmopwhyme]

@lmopwhyme it was minor, to say the least. You also didn't even beat the game in your 5 part video. I know that you made a live play-through of the last part, but you could have put it on the original play-through. This would be simpler, after all, this game wasn't very long. The first time that I played it, I beat it in less than an hour and I took my time. Yeah I didn't speak to the camera or mike or anything, but I still did it faster, even if I add 30 minutes to it. Yeah it was rash to say .

[Jon]

@lmopwhyme - Less an than hour? I don't believe you.

Do you have a video of your first play-through posted here on YouTube? No? Then STFU, thanks.

[lmopwhyme]

@lmopwhyme that you suck at all video games, I should have said that you are not very good at puzzle games & some others (many others it appears.) If it will make you feel any better, I really suck at Halo & Gears of War. I guess that I should say I'm sorry, so I'm sorry. Also, why is there a 500 character limit, that seems a bit short to write a proper response/reply. Oh well, you can't change that.

[Jon]

@lmopwhyme - Again, I don't suck at games. Like, not even close. I didn't finish Pokemon Snap because I prefer to do 5-7 videos, and move on to the next game. Sometimes I get 90% finished, other times I only get 10% of the way through the game.

[lmopwhyme]

Wow, you really suck at video games, obviously you put the portal through the hole!

[Jon]

@lmopwhyme - Wow... you really suck at being observant.

This was my first time playing, ever. To immediately make the jump to "you suck at all video games" is not only bogus, it's completely insulting as well.

[hippzip14]

@Jon You have some jerk watchers... But they are watching nonetheless!!

[pebble1217]

@Jon I have never played this game but I already knew what to do and ur older than me as to what your voice sounds like

[1013imanol]

I like portal.

Jon, Can you upload Portal 2 gameplay videos?

[MrDudeman10]

PORTAL 2 GAMETIME

[Sabbalab92]

"oh did I just die?" Yes you fucking idiot!

[Jon]

@Sabbalab92 - No need to be an asshole...

[DarthOptimus207]

@Sabbalab92 actually, it wasn't very obvious, so it was a resonable question.

[chocoholic718]

*portal changed location* oh sh... what the hell?

lol

[gnight51]

hehee weeeeee bzz :D

[JsrfRox]

best game ever



[ERIKTHEKIDD]

you suck

[rockoutchick1]

weeeeeeeeeee [bzzt]

[rockoutchick1]

not as entertaining as the microwave show but had to find something else to watch lol

[peiceofcheese87]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[MrViele83]

never make game walkthroughs on first playthrough

[frumpy4]

i was kind of impatient because i beat portal like 10 times before this :P

[paperbutt2008]

glados plays with your mind, bitch.

[surferjosh95]

i play this at school

[Steamplayer103]

she says it's imposible to make you think it was imposible (tushae)

[SteveRoberts100]

Are you going to do Portal 2?

[rickygervais22]

lol 2.47 he says it's a big piece of cake, the cake is a lie

[AARONMACKENZIE]

No need to get so defensive with the annotations. Jeez.

[paccerz]

Do Portal 2!!!!

[Driablo31]

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Just portals.

[nikokungreenfuzzey]

you may be slow at the game but i am slow at realizing you had a show even though i just barley got caught up on is it a good idea to microwave this.

[manlow1000]

hahaha i was like yelling at the computer screen like hey do this ha x)

[Z0MBERZ]

PLEEEEASE DO MORE PORTAL 1 GAMEPLAY

[Jon]

@Z0MBERZ - I finished the entire game dude...

[Z0MBERZ]

@Jon oh...

[atkinsda26]

actually the cake is not a lie if u take off boundary you can get to the cake room but you jump thru it if u try to jump on it

[PokemonVsBattles]

All my friend took around 6hrs to finish this game and it took me 2 and a half hrs... Am I the only person who didn't find it hard to play this game at all? (Discluding Test Chamber 18)

[PokemonMasterJT]

same here I HATED TEST CHAMBER 18

[LabRatProductions1]

There needs to be the goofy howl for every time you fly through the air in the portal games.

[thingkinfast]

you remind me of wheatly... without accent.

[fireisfunandawsome]

it is not a big piece of cake..... for the cake is a lie...... therefore the piece of cake isn't reality.

[bluman5243]

laymans terms?

[UndeadDemonify]

Did he died?

[geoffreyfreak]

i figured it out long before you

[TreborsWorld]

If it wasn't for the fact you had never played this game b4, I would call you the biggest noob of all time. I had a hard time at first, too.

[Gargomon251]

(not reading any older comments) did you map alt fire to backslash? That's gotta be horribly inconvenient...

[xvxtobyxvx]

and the funny thing is that the first test chamber which she says is impossible actually has 2 solutions to it!

[yinyang10020]

lol "Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out"

[xvxtobyxvx]

@yinyang10020 favourite qoute

[eminemlover141]

@weirdoinred2222 Wonderful =)

[eminemlover141]

@weirdoinred2222 What are you talking about, u didnt send me any first message, just admit u Fucked up on that Comment and ill leave you alone

[ZOMbyNE]

2:17 Why was your orange portal not removed?

[eminemlover141]

@weirdoinred2222 i dont get, how come u didnt answer my question? what does you having more games then me with this ? and how do u know you have more games?

[HowToAndMore]

Hey Jon, maybe you can help me out with this... Would "fair use" apply to a video game commentary like this and result in revenue sharing? I've been looking everywhere for an answer and most of the answers I get say it's technically a violation of copyright. Although, some of the biggest YouTuber's rely 100% on game-play commentary videos and make a living on the revenue sharing on them. Do you think you could give some input on the matter? Thanks.

[Suparian]

you did it better than me on my first try

[eminemlover141]

@weirdoinred2222 because u was so fantastic first time u played it? Dont even try to say yes cus we all now its a lie.

[NCcarterTV]

YAY someone who isnt as bad as ij (i still <3 her shes funny but its painful to watch at times)

[lazysnipeify]

Hey jon you should play the mortal kombat franchise

:P

[MJTism1]

that chamber u had no clue on, i figured it out when i say the freaking wall hole

[highincome122]

Have you thought of doing a COD Black Ops for Game Time? Zombie Mode would probably be interesting. Especially if you get someone to play with you.

[TheShawMaestro]

Check out Portal: Prelude. Quite challenging.

[MASTERBLASTER118]

I FIND THIS VEDIO DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE TO!

[theyellowdart31]

this reminds me of the machinima series "Freeman's Mind"

[randumbvids11]

dear jon, you should play red dead redemption or call of duty for the next game time,

[lbonini1]

One question will you get Portal 2?

[1Hellshadow]

lol. three kwas of motion mutha fucka!

[censoredouche777]

I've already played this game. The only reason I'm watching this walk through is because to me Jon's commentaries actually make the game better. The game itself isn't bad, but it's to quiet (Plus some of his commentaries are actually pretty funny). I hope that Portal 2 will have a bit more sound.

[missnintendochick]

Lol he said it was a piece of cake while playing portal!

[donov25]

Did you just call GLaDOS a dumb bitch? I would hide.

[Blaze1289]

"edited out for your sanity"

THANK YOU.

[SuperXD25]

I would just mute the voices and turn off subtitles to shut her up

[Epicpurpleninja21397]

I love Jon ur awesome

[totallyawesomesox]

dear jon, can you get a free trial on "steam?'

[JackBond1234]

Wow, that impossible test chamber was even easier than I thought after playing through it over and over.

[Giblinono]

the elevator hides the loading screen.

[HotFriedIceCream]

are you going to get portal 2? i hope so :)

[gangrel247]

so... do you think you will ever do a game-time on Half-Life 2?

[WhoNeedsQuality]

At the speed of conversation. This is now a scientific unit to measure speed.

[Looserlf]

Would you recommend the game?

[gearsofsporechannel]

@Looserlf Yes...

[FeralArtist]

Why do you hate the computer? She's hilarious

[FeralArtist]

I am glad I found your channel, but what happened to all the world according to Jon? It seems pretty rare now

[winesti]

Okay so you've beat Portal by now, so are you gonna get Portal 2?

[daM1NT3]

Jon why didn't you use the right mouse button for the orange portal?

[falloutboyrox102]

the cake is a lie

[BlueFlashProductions]

Watching you play Portal is like watching my older brother play Portal 2. I can't yell at either of you to do something because you recorded it already and my brother won't listen and will tell me to fuck off even if he's been stuck for half an hour.

[tterrag10987]

I was almost yelling..."Shoot it THROUGH the hole!" Lol

[ThePokemonfan365]

When do you think the next video will be up?

[eulbsvder]

This is a Great game, worth the $10 and portal 2 is really worth it too... they are great games

[Jaredhd2012]

I hate how short your Game Time episodes seem. I wish that you could do a whole game in one video.

[im19ice3]

have you played Bioshock?

[thecrossproducties]

It's a nice game. Since you didn't played it that much or just not at all: did you like playing it?

[Jon]

@thecrossproducties Yes of course, the game is great.

[xvxtobyxvx]

@Jon hey jon, just in case you haven't played portal 2 yet if portal is good then portal 2 is absolutely epic! just so ya know.

[thecrossproducties]

@Jon Haha, ok. I thought you didn't played it that much ;). So, just wondering thats all..

[karlosrolero]

Its annoying to see someone going so slow, but then you remind that the first day the same happened to you, so you laugh and the video gets fun. Good video Jon, go on with the good work.

[basketballjocks]

@karlosrolero yeah hahah

my friend got so annoyed at me b/c of how long it took me to get past chambers 18/19

[unfreez]

Quick learner? HAHA !!

[TheUltimateRAM]

im playing this for the first time too, and i used he hole in the first level you did to make a portal in the other room

[ItsMeLegit]

I played and loved this game before it was popular... Lol, I've waited 3 years to say that.

[NEWfamilygu8]

where did u get this from?

[Jon]

@NEWfamilygu8 - Huh? The game?

I got it on Steam - I said that in the first video.

[sunderkeenin]

@Jon If you ever decide to play Portal again for maybe some of the challenge rooms I would recommend using an autohotkey bind to repeatedly press space. If you want to know why just look up Portal ABH on youtube. It insanely increases your speed and allows massive shortcuts when used right.

[RavenHinamori]

@Jon True that puzzle games do not provide for the world's best commentary, but watching someone who can actually figure them out faster than the flow of a frozen river (much unlike myself) gives me a much greater appreciation for these games than I would normally receive.

[oddguy314]

I love how this game is still considered part of the Half-Life series. It has all the same door sounds and functions as back in 1998 the day! :)

[zip1ziltch2zero3]

you should start reading the big light-up bill-board type thingies. they'll give you hints as to what you'll be doing in the very near future

[ZapThePancakes]

HOLY CRAP, PUT THE BLUE PORTAL THROUGH THE HOLE WHILE YOU ARE ON THE PLAT FORM, EASIEST TEST EVER!

[Ramsystem101]

haha you seem to struggle through some of these. an overthinker like myself. eventually you get the hang of it. Portal 2 is amazing though and much more complex

[itrytobeme]

Where's the new episode? You said every other day.

[Jon]

@itrytobeme - Should have said every-other-video... Got delayed yesterday working on #JPMN.

[itrytobeme]

@Jon It's all good.

[EliteBlackTech]

YOU SUCK! >:( Nah , I'm kidding you did good. :)

[Yaminia1]

i hate gladus too she is annoying at that first one in this video

[SpartanStig117]

cant wait for test chamber 18 im stuck, btw if i use adblock for google chrome do you still get money from my view?

[SceptrumVirtuale]

If you call Glados an bitch then you are not getting any of the jokes

[annonymousmaniaciii]

I enjoy watching a smart guy like yourself piece together how to progress through the game bit by bit.

[KabutoOfTheSound6]

look at the bright side Jon, at least you're no ijustine.... she doesn't quite handle the physics of Portal 2

[theclaw160]

THINK WITH PORTALS

[moogoesthepenguin]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee[bzzt]

[FramedHamProductions]

I hope you filmed the twist that's coming up. :)

[thaBoooooogerMan]

i never finished the game... got as far as the last test room and i found a newer more entertaining game.... Team Fortress

[supermegaultrabolt]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bzzzzzt LAWL

[theholyviper]

im sorry jon but 40 second ads in front of a video are NOT okay.

[prodigy372]

@theholyviper He doesn't have control over what ads are used. Besides, there are lots of ways to never have to see the ads.

[Jon]

@prodigy372 - I have total control over what ads are used, actually.

Where did you hear otherwise?

[prodigy372]

@Jon I made it up. It seemed logical.

[Jon]

@prodigy372 - Lesson learned: Never make shit up.

[Jon]

@theholyviper - All of my pre-rolls are skippable!

[trackmania101]

beat portal 1

[EastAngliaUK]

This game looks really annoying.

I enjoyed the back to the future game videos much more.

[bethbearmacethatguy]

not as slow as me in portal 2 jon, that game made me feel dumb.

[FlareShift]

the aptaure sicence enrichment center always provides a safe testing enviroment.

...

no it dosne't you said i would die earlier.

Jon i love your sense of humor.

[Jon]

@FlareShift - Haha, I'm glad some people get it!

[nintendork64]

The hole in the first test chamber of the video... I think it's there so you can throw the cube through in mid-jump. I've seen 3 different ways of clearing that level though.

[magnacore11]

Wouldn't be a blast to be able to do this exact thing in reality? (Aside from the potentially disastrous consequences one would endure fail opun failure, of course)

[TheTjoconnor]

i love watching gameplay videos, but there is nothing more frustrating than watching someone try to solve a puzzle you already solved

[Vic9834]

@jon so u got the game by gatting those 2 other games

[4DiamondsKid]

In my head I was screaming up to the 2 minute mark.  But you solved and now I'm ok

XD

[closinginclose]

THREE LAWS OF MOTION MUTHATRUCKAAAA

[H057IL3]

Man now I feel like playing the free, Flash version.

[BlindMangoTV]

No offence but, I laughed so hard at the first puzzle in this video and how long it took you, lol.

Just finished Portal 2 single-player story and it was fun, I can't decide if the first or second one was better though!

[p00123456789]

are you going to buy portal 2 ?

[kopesh]

hehe on the first chamber you did (in this video) i never thought to walk through and shoot a portal, i always jumped whilst holding the cube and managed to get it through the whole :D

[Daugueffxi]

I'll give you credit, you're figuring some of these out faster than I could.

[area51l]

I don't think you did bad considering it was your first time.

Yeah, I was ripping my hair out through half the video but oh well.

[trackmania101]

i got to test chamber 17 in lower than an hour

[samf727]

wtf is with your microphone?

[Jon]

@samf727 - Nothing... why? What's wrong with it?

[joshypoo211]

it took me a 1 min.

[Badgah619]

Another great video as always.

Also, a little tip for you and any other rookie Portal players, if you are faced with a puzzle that needs a speedy thing to go into it, shoot the portal you are going into after as spouses to before you jump for extra accuracy when going through.

[cyberpunk64bit]

i wasnt paying attention.. GO LEFT !! LEFT!!!!!!

[joshkalsi]

I was yelling at the computer for the first one x)

[BuffaloWarrior7]

I downloaded errr I mean bought portal 1 today and regret watching part 1 b/c I already knew how to solve the first couple not that they were hard I just already felt like I had done it. might buy portal 2 My xbox red ringed for the 3rd time soo stuck with shitty vista machine and a netbook not good for gaming.

[MrUndeadfood]

This game is so trippy...

[PEZenfuego]

I thought the game was awesome. I do wish it was a bit harder though.

[dddfeardi]

I, personally, found Portal incredibly easy. For some reason, the puzzles work really well with my way of thinking. Portal Prelude, on the other hand, made me want to pull my hair out.

[wilsond882]

Your approach to chamber 7 was weird dude, I've never thought to just walk through the field and open a portal from inside lol. Fail-win man. Lovin' the game-time Videos.

[Fuzzthefurr]

Sometimes it takes you a little while, but on the whole I think you've picked this up remarkably fast. I don't know about the rest of you, but I think you should feel good about that.

[duck74UK]

you were suppost to put a portal through the hole above the forcefield

ive never seen anyone complete it without doing that till now

[Gabycms]

I want to see more "eureka" moments when you finally figure a puzzle out, I don't know why but i feel as if tho you edited those out :(

[Jon]

@Gabycms - I didn't.

[dustin577]

05:14 oh man i can see it coming a mile awa-*splat*

[moket123]

You totally didn't just check a walk-through at the beginning.

[Jon]

@moket123 - You're right, I totally didn't....

Are you sarcastically implying otherwise? Because you're wrong.

[moket123]

@Jon Haha well it certainly looks like it. ;)