old lady joke

[missbieber102]

my computer is slow and i was sittinqq there waitinqq for iht to laod and iwhen he said hello at the begininqq he scared the hell out of me and i almost jumped out of my seat omg

[rainbownarwhal1]

No comment...

[createmakeup]

If te breasts were bag then the bellybuton would the nose there for the beard is the pubic hair on the vaginal area

[fcsoccerstar6]

Suckish

[fcsoccerstar6]

U have really sickish jokes

[stav2010]

I did the terrible mistake of watching this video while eating my breakfast

[thecladdaugh]

wooooowww

[HannaEdelkamp]

You're turning DDiary into Gradual Report! Stop it

[shaneDwsonlvr]

..never got that.

[lego517]

no,it wasnt funny

[mj4ever1332]

lmao

[ajshells01]

ok that joke was funny as hell i was drinkin somethin an i spit it everywhere

[TheSamcoward]

your funny



[looloorex]

LMFAO

[jiyumes]

oh ew, I laughed.

[KittySaysSmile]

you said theres still bags under my butt the second time XD

[DeadlyNinjaHobo]

joke sucked.

[Timidanne]

I sent that joke in like months ago.

[vivaelphaba]

Ewwww!

[ajyoville101]

this guy could make ANYTHING funny hahaha

[TheRainbowskittlesxD]

Ahahahhhhahahahah, By The Way NIce Armpit Hair 8D

[SerbianDrugLord]

Vagina

[mckenziefaye1]

I think i get it, is this old lady refering to her fu fu as a beard? i laughed. you made it funny. i think you could make my dogs dying a horrific death on a skyscraper funny :) much love. kenzo

[117Hahaha]

Lol :D

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=kRdlbs--RhA

[MissTaylahAnne1]

Wierd

[McRosco95]

Me non comprehende

[epicNoahthegreat]

lol thats funny

[alexasaltzman]

wait i dont get it...

[xmissjemx]

hahahahahah

[CABOOM55]

hahaha i get it after 20 views

[waynedewho]

hhahhaa....



[SlAkWuN]

What a gay joke

[UFCBrockLesnar1]

It took as long as it took you to laugh, Funny.

[EllaEllona123654]

aaaaaaaaaaaa. love that one.!! Hahahaha : DD

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

the joke is funny but now im picturing a person that looks like that

[SmileMonster1]

it took me a while to get it, not gonna lie

[TheWiccanKitteh]

Bahahahaha Oh god that's hilarious xD

[WhatGoesUnknown]

I didnt know that was humanly possible....but it was still funny :)

[moonbody3]

good one lol ;P

[CrateProductions]

not sure i get it... is the beard thing pubic hair or something?

[Zoeboop]

HA  x x x x

[LeoXmann]

I think the URL should calm down

[Luke2712Queen]

It's funny.... Because its Danny xD

[aks99cacak]

How do you call a black russian ? NIGOOOOOR !

[pyrohamster1]

@aks99cacak No, ITS NIKO MY COUSIN!!!

[aks99cacak]

@pyrohamster1 I don't get it , what does that have to do with what i wrote ?

[Neusumi566]

I think I got it :D ...after watching it twice xD

[yuraffag]

the koe sucked but i'm getting laid tonight so thumbs upp (:

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

@yuraffag wow..ur getting laid like...TONIGHT!? :OO

damn..ur such an overachiever ! :D

[yuraffag]

@TerrorGrimmJaw I've been waiting for your mother to put out for a week now, hope you understand my enthusiasm. BTW two facts about your mom that only all your cousins, your first father and I know - She likes it straight to anal and swallows {}

[yuraffag]

BUYAKASHAAA

 (:

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

@yuraffag wow...Mom insults...u must be 4 years old....OR mentaly retarded that you are like 10 years behind the rest of the world...cuz mom jokes/insults have been used back then..

I do feel sorry for you cuz we all know that the only ass u ever saw was ur dads..when he was unbuckling his pants to play "Pop goes ur ass" game..

I am trully sorry for what seems to be your life..cuz it must suck more than your way of insulting people.

Cheers Failour :D

[FunnyMonkey205]

well, i dont know about you guys but i thought it was funny

[daligoddess2006]

No, not funny, didn't make any sense. Why would an old lady's breasts be that high? But I still think you're funny.

[montytheranga]

i liked you even though the joke sucked.

[mrarcha919]

gradual report sent....oh wait

[Leoxlim81]

i didn't get it =(

[YankeeNation009]

@Leoxlim81 It was one of those jokes that was too stupid to get.

[marcu5caramellokoala]

LOL, nearly every video that you have done has included you with out a shirt XD hehe, but yeah, i understood the joke, it was pretty funny! ;)

[gleetiernz]

Y-Y-Youre my f-friend?? :D

[abbyvic]

kiiinda stupid. 

[1catpoop1]

Danny reminds me of Boxxy in this video :o

[Eelahk01]

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU A GAY JOKE. Butt fuck it -khalee Tomarchio

[sybek1996]

took me 2 seconds to realise wat this is bout xD

[systemslipbeatle]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahhahahahahahha

[aurarus]

AHAHAHA THE JOKE IS THAT SHE HAS PUBIC HAIR

Meh.

[RedBeanieAcoustic]

Hahahaha ohhhh man

[guitarman0424]

Lmaooooo!

[thebigdestroyer111]

hahahahahahaha lol im going to tell my friends

[thebigdestroyer111]

isn't this gradualreport guy

[lingling893]

@thebigdestroyer111 yeah

[ROFLCOPTERftw3]

I don't get it

[xBeckkix]

ohno, dassssapoop.

[olGreg54]

what do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their necks?

Afro turf.

[ChronoSurok]

What do you call 4 Mexicans sinking in quick sand?

Cuatro, Cinco.

[MrMixAFlix]

AH

[dreamlandpop]

haaaaaahahahshaahaha

[uranoobyy]

LOLOL after like 5 mins i got it LOL

[IwillDie4Ubabe]

lol dis is a good one

[Laurat1704]

ROFLMAO very good....

[asanineartist]

i laugh.

[XxTonguexX]

lol wooooowwwww

[NYR14477]

Lol it made me laugh.

[Llawliet246]

......what the fuck.

[Dwfreak129]

Wished that the bear was gay. Then, the rabbit walked away. The end.

[Dwfreak129]

There's a male bear and male rabbit. They find a genie lamp. The genie said he would grant each three wishes. The bear wished that all the bears in the forest were female. The rabbit wished he had a lifetime supply of carrots. The bear wished all the other bears in the region were female. The rabbit wished for a nice warm home for winter. The bear said that rabbit wished for stupid stuff. So, the bear wished that all the other bears in the world were female. The rabbit got mad at the bear and w

[Dj36Ben]

LOLOL



[TheTechBoy989]

Funny joke. Q:Wat is a 69 A:A good time with a girl. But Q:Wats s 6.9 A:A good time ruined by a period

[misterhuxter]

Boxxy much?!

[SlightEcho]

My name is also danny :D



[3Mollydoll]

Oh no thats a PoopP!

[2kids4mommy]

lol thats the best joke, or should i say delivery of a joke, youve done all week :)

[thenashus4]

a bear and a rabbit are in the forrest when the bear suddenly had to do a poo, so he went and did then we turned to the rabbit and said " does your poo stick to your fur", "no", said the rabbit, so the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.

[destinyluvsbuster]

Love it

[gowfan2]

that took me forever to get. thats nasty. but i laughed silently to myself.

[sdasdweee]

lolwut

[kyrajade13]

I got it HAHAHAH!

[dmnx0]

lol danny ya still got it i laugh at you anyways cuz you are funny noise facer maker person

[CherryxZebra]

A man walked into a bar.

Owch.

[northernstar215]

wait i don't get i----- OH MY GOD that is sick but hilarious

[Blackout5871]

Took me a few seconds but I got it.

[imagummybearr]

And yet we meet again, viewer 301.

[maptik]

OK BUT WHERE ARE THE DEAD BABIES

[jonyfeelgood]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

[mikeyyy97]

wanna hear a joke?

.

.

..

womens rights

[DopeyDays]

haha, nice one.

[TpAcTuKa]

i like when you were doing the jokes being on random places the house!

[b51a5h]

What do u call a black ghetto pirate???

A nigAAAARRRRRRR!!

[fallenangels2411]

I was eating when i watched this! >...<



[funoranges]

lmmmfao

[cat326lol]

Lol, awk for tht lady

[Alex1731777]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha_­___________no!

[Emilysvlogz]

oh no thats a poop!

[evie6888]

so she has hairy boobs?

[tylerguy12]

@evie6888 no

the machine pulled boobs up and up while she was looking thinking it makes her eye bags go away until her breasts were in place of the bags on her eyes so she thought nothing happened and it also pulled her vagina to her chin and she thought it was a beard when really it was her old lady bush.

[Dontsendmestuff18]

@tylerguy12 its a good possibility you over analyzed this

[tylerguy12]

@Dontsendmestuff18

that's what weed will do.

[bobagon79]

i love you danny, but your jokes suck

[TheAlexandra211]

@bobagon79 Well technically they're not his jokes... People just send him jokes & he reads them out loud....

[MexicanMuscel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yodudeitskid22]

That was awsome

[The40nontyy3]

my ears have heard an iphone lock sound!

:O

[spitfire158]

no shirt. much better

[OleMortenFiksdal]

C'mon baby, you know I liked it...(You expect these words: No homo, but you ain't getting them........*pause*........not­)

[EvisceratingYou]

..... I dont get it....

[TheEtherealGod]

a blonde walks into a bar and all men buy her drinks.... no joke it really happens

[TheEtherealGod]

i bet it smelled like cottage cheese

[theRealPiro]

a jew, a blond girl and a black man walk into a bar.

says the bartender...is this some kind of joke...

[14niallp]

that joke sucked but i just love you

[FlekkeD]

The first one I actually liked. :D

[laura241984]

*shrug* I thought it was funny, why do people get so grossed out? hahaha!

[MrStupidPenguin]

euwh...

[AksA753]

"Blonde hair woman came into the TV store and wondered if they have a TV in color they said they had and she said I'll take the green one"

[Bernster2011]

I just farted...

See more of Danny live on my youtubey channelly. Za name is za link....

Hit 20k+ hits now!!! Wooohoooo

[DennisMr2100]

11th'

[uttoxeter1001]

Bahahahah!!!

[nishtabre]

funny!

[pierocks111]

It's funny because it's about vagina

[TheDrezden42]

A joke for you, Danny!

What is the difference between Paracetamol and a bamboo recreation of the Washington Monument?

One is a Pain-killer, the other is a Cane-Pillar!

[MsKarina567]

hi friend ! :D

[2special4uu]

..omfg haha took me awhile

[emuking101]

i whant danny to do the vlos agane

[aghfr]

yet again, bad joke+danny= great joke!

[MUSTANGmaniak2010]

Dude...... shave.....

[darkoslizerd]

That's sick.

[sleepernaut]

@darkoslizerd As in cool.

[baseballnumber9]

2 Jews walk in a bar...

[nmaltese]

@baseballnumber9 ...and??

[Thereisacat2]

@baseballnumber9 in Poland 1939...

[MrDirtyWookie]

@baseballnumber9 i think you mean, 2 jews walk under a bar, with sacks of money!

[HrdcorPandaOnRs]

@baseballnumber9 and then they buy it!!!

[sam18account]

it was funny just cause you told it!

[JDSMincorperated]

i dont get it?

[MissIzzyProductions]

loller

[bikersfromhardy]

Poop.

[KuhtIsAwesome]

ayy

[wtfijustwon]

I like your hat

[KawaiiPandaPen]

Yay! You're wearing another hat :3 Danny, you light up my day <3

[SeriouslySmart]

THAT WAS GR8.

[artistssoftpastels]

Nice hat by the way

[artistssoftpastels]

for the first time ever, I can say this - 100 club woo! It annoys me when people say this. I'm done, sorry Danny

[trago1337]

second?

[wtfijustwon]

Hi danny

[bambucha369]

First! Danny FTW