9 Segata Sanshiro commercial sega saturn japan

[xservintage]

Segata Sanshiro, Chuck Norris and Kenshiro fought once. They call it the Big Bang, as it seems.

[Henbot]

LMAO LET HIM AT JERSEY SHOW GEORDIE SHORE LET HIM AT THHE TALIBAN!!!

[newtypemo1]

If only he'd have done that to the Jersey Shore cast...

[FearOfPeople]

my idea this guy took segata's daughter to the dance, when she should been at home training on shining force 3. after battering the bouncers at the main entrance, this advert soon followed.

[ShinXari]

that's the way to deal with those disco-scum

[filedriver]

why didn't they explode TWICE?

[kenjutsukata1o1]

@filedriver They only explode if Segata wants them to explode. They were spared by his mercy.

[IgnitedMHK]

YOU MUST DEFEAT SEGA SATURN TO STAND A CHANCE

[Weeklyfights]

im lucky that i have a Sega Saturn....in 2012 he will return and will kill everybody that doesn't play Sega Saturn

[anotherguttersnipe]

He sparred no one. Not even the women.

[barlog20]

In America Segata Shinshiro would get shot.that why he never tried that in the U.S. and the Saturn failed in the U.S as a result.In Japan your not allowed to own guns that is why he`s able to get away with it over there.

[HayateKusanagi]

@barlog20 ...shooting... Segata Sanshiro?

Does not compute. Segata Sanshiro would merely glare at the pitiful bullets, and they would return to their guns.

And then explode.

Twice.

[barlog20]

@HayateKusanagi Master Chief armor would protect him from the explosion and would run over Segata with his Warthog,if That does`nt work then he`ll call Kratos from God Of War to take care of Segata.Segata looks under his bed to see if Kratos is under there so he could sleep well at night.

[MyHabbits]

"Life isn't fun and games. It's just games." - Segata Sanshiro

[TheGamelessOne]

Segata Sanshiro walked into a club...No one survived.

[BreakerofHorses]

Hahaha!! Holy shit, this guy fucking rocks!

[klookyjoolover]

He should be in jail by now.

[thatusernamesinvalid]

Not shown: the club exploding as Segata Sanshiro power walks away

[anotherguttersnipe]

@thatusernamesinvalid TWICE!

[lordofark]

Two people were at that party.

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

That's what they get for listening to whatever the hell that music was at that rubbish club.

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

That's what they get for listening to whatever the hell that music was at that rubbish club.

[sonicfan341]

So thats how disco died.

[JBenn007]

No wonder nerds don't go out

[conradojavier]

Club Owner:YO MAN!, YO WRECK MAH DISCOH CLUB!

[RaizenOP]

and thats why i play video games dont want to end like those ignorant fools =P

[lisgod3]

the club can't handle Segata Sanshiro!

[BoyceyGanglionz]

i love how it cuts to them all being beat down

[Azmodeus87]

Any moment your not playing sega saturn could be the moemnt Segata sanshiro kills you.

-Old gamer saying

[azn1011]

what are you doing socializing instead of being at home playing sega saturn? REAL gamers have no friends!

[Meteotrance]

that's goof but i love it ^^ huhuhuh !!!

[Brenman999]

I guess if they played good music Segata Sanshiro wouldn't mind.

[TheSegafrogz]

That's what they get.

[JamieBugajski]

I have to say... the sleeperhold on the woman with a neck-breaking sound is quite, quite disturbing. makes me feel even better than sega lost so much money on this console. Shady business and shoddy games, and evil advertisements will do that to your company.

[ElectricBanquet]

@JamieBugajski The Saturn actually did really well in Japan (where this ad originally aired). Sega lost money on it only because it sold so poorly in North America and Europe, in large part because it wasn't marketed well in those regions and because a lot of the most popular games in Japan were never released internationally.

[Beriorn]

@ElectricBanquet I think the main reason the Sega Saturn didn't sell that good over here because they didn't have Segata Sanshiro doing the ads.

[otisshinigami]

@JamieBugajski Her own damn fault for having a social life instead of a saturn controller in her hands. She knew the risks when she put the controller down.

[Tamanozke]

I play my Saturn every day...

...and I've never felt so safe in my life.

[HighlyVisibleNinja]

Play Shining force III

OR SEGATA WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[starfire1020]

and the nintendo management party night was abruptley ended.

[ChekhovsGun]

Lamest party ever.

[LoudTristero]

What just happened.

[gasnic86]

What a great advertisement. It's like to say "Play on Saturn or I beat the shit of you".

[ChaoOne]

Who wears a freddie krueger sweater to a club? XD 0:11

[Dudenfresh]

Segata Sanshiro watches you in your sleep.

[alexvalenzuela100]

yeah beat the crap out of them!!!!!

[lostSUND4Y]

Awesome!

[MMPRrangers]

Segata, You Rock!

[MegaMegaD]

Claro que o melhor comercial dele tinha que ser o do Shining Force III, um dos melhores jogos de todos os tempos!

Engraçado que a musiquinha do clube me lembra um pouco as do Jet Set Radio

[superkeijikun]

...and that's how disco died.

[TheHelldragon]

I love how Segata Sanshiro's daily activity is to walk into places and MURDER PEOPLE WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

[LughOnG]

No, no, no... He only beats people, he doesn't kill them ^^

[ElectricBanquet]

You can see from the looks on their faces that they know what's coming, but it's too late.

They can only hope the doctor will let them have Sega Saturns in their hospital rooms.

[Yasmar89]

He has no choice... Sega Saturn is the only thing that can save you after such a beating...

[Lioyd1rving]

Pfft. Dancing and flirting instead of having fun at home playing Saturn. What a bunch of losers.

[moximoore]

Actually Sega Saturn was IMMENSELY popular in Japan. But the marketing for it in the U.S. was so terrible it barely registered.

[DaELFGokulio]

Does SEGATA SANSHIRO have to choke a bitch?

Cause he will if you don't play Sega Saturn

[Phoenix507]

Why party when you can play SEGA Saturn?

[Theoppositesex]

God I love these commercials.

[dmsanct]

erm what the fuck?

[irwinterry]

So whats the message Buy a Sega Saturn of I'll crippel you or Buy a Sega Saturn and be crippeled financally

[SupremeDominator]

its funny how they all know who he is lol damn bastards dancing glad they were taught a lesson

[Necron214]

damn,he is like chuck norris,but more badier

[holyafromonkey]

Thats what they get for having social lives.

[eggbandicoot6]

@holyafromonkey

[RMD00]

After watching these commercials I think I might take up judo.

[soranamineforever]

After watching this I think I'll buy a SEGA Saturn. It extends my life span.

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

If we got these commercials in the U.S. maybe the Saturn would have had a better time here.

[irregularzero]

sounds like Gouki.

[seifer22532]

Remember kids: play Sega Saturn or Sagata Sanshiro will kick the living shit out of you.

[VFXNinja]

Segata Sanshiro: He Chokes The Shit Out Of Club Bitches.

[paul19781105]

I need him at the club Im a bouncer at when drunk samoans start to fight. lol

[paul19781105]

LMFAO!!!!

[The1stPoster]

Holy, Fucking, Shit.

I cried tears watching this, so fucking awesome, well done.

[theshippfan22]

SEGATA SANSHIRO takes down a night club in 5 seconds XD

[theninjaweirdo]

thats only cus he took his time

he probably could've taken em all down in half that if he wanted.

[theshippfan22]

lol true it would have been in 0.1 seconds if he felt like it cause he is god

[Mapleholic]

buzzkillington

[wikikomoto]

he will make you explode... twice

[krazykushluk]

Watching these commercials just makes me want to buy one.

[adaywalt]

I love how he beats the shit out of people for not playing videogames.

[Yorkeh]

I love how he is more awesome than everyone.

[genx304]

@adaywalt no! not video games SEGA SATURN!

[ThaMasterHand]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I love this guy!

[shibumi8]

He took out the entire niteclub in a matter of seconds. True badasse.

[Putridzombiecorpse]

I miss my saturn.

japan has the best commercials ever.

[miiwii93]

SANSHIRO IS DA MAN!!!

i thought that girl at the end was pretty hot, seriously!

[ClockworkMage]

Lmao,Segata PWNS.

[Isiena]

badassed!

[6arcsn1sky]

Just go clubbing and flirting while Segata Sanshiro hunts you down for not playing the Sega Saturn.

[aheadtaro]

women were not spared...lol!

[RisenHellFire]

Neither were children, makes me wonder if Old people are safe from him.

[SonicPsycho]

DAMN! He just plowed through those guys like nothing!

SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!

[dryokoi]

Mr. Hiroshi Fujioka was Kamen Rider.

[ckent85]

This will never get old.

[TotallyAnnihilated]

Good God, Segata Sanshiro is like the A-Bomb. Everybody's partyin' down till he shows up, engages his karate and BOOM! Everyone's dead like a beaten doornail!

[Auron106]

It was judo, seeing as he did all those throws.

[djshefu]

im so glad i own one lol

[Timsonourside]

Yeah, so am I!

[GameMaster2k5]

They were screwed the second they walked in that place. ^_^

[sukotsuto13]

you must play sega saturn!

[marcbellissimo]

they were dancing instead of playing sega saturn, they deserved it! Shiro !!

[SimonRichterAlucard]

lol just beating up people for no reason

[HitomKoneko]

No reason?

he's beating them up because they arent playing Sega Saturn

[miiwii93]

they call him the segata sanshiro for a reason