Mr Caffeine -- yikes

[liam1060]

If he doesn't come back for E3 2012 I will genuinely be very disappointed.

[tehpwnzorbobz]

Aww, he thinks he's people.

[FastAndFuriousClips]

"Look at this Karate Studio!" *Sees 2D pic* "Heh, GAY."

[Ace1122331]

Tom cluancy

[dontleademsomuch]

this guy is Nyarlathotep

[TheBonkINC]

Mr.Caffeine<Kevin Butler, ubisoft send your guy to learn from the best

[TorontoBoi]

cocaine is one hell of a drug

[panther1fan1]

This guy, this guy right here. Frickin prophet.

[S0ryiu]

Sad thing is, this guy also hosts the Gamestop's manager conferences.

[bijibadness]

there is a very solid, very reasonable reason why nerds usually stay behind doors. this mr. caffeine is a sterling example of why.

[MapleBedas]

I guess he will never cut to the chase, just dance around the idiocy of his speech.

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

OOOOOHHH THAT TOM CALANCY. :3

[DjSkyfaze]

culancy lol i remeber watching the live coverage of this and shaking my head he was by far the biggest fail of e3 2011 next to kinect which is a fail for existing

[zombiekillah16]

This guy is so bad that I feel sorry and embarrassed just watching the video... I can't help but pause the video before each one of his stupid jokes, and muster up the strength to continue watching the pathetic "jokes" that he keeps making...

[murderface1980]

what a tool

[jasecloud4]

Makes me want to punch a baby.

[ghostgate82]

Awesome. Ass.

[831TenaciousC]

Im just so happy for all the silence. We can hear his stupid so much better

[theclash181]

@831TenaciousC lol so true, I actually feel sorry for him, so many awkward moments

[perun1nj]

Youbisoft? Calancy? Referencing a movie that hasn't been relevant since the last Millenium?

[thegreatmabel]

You and your buddies, sharing the tent.

[Myfreshlemon]

Loud slightly deranged....are smokin' hot.

[yournathan]

I feel a huge clusterfuck.

[Rpgedimac]

I've had the same reaction when I watched 2 girls and a cup 'doodlydoodly doodly'

[savage495]

Tum Caulancy's:Ghost recon.

[Geistmeister6]

i believe this classifies as youtube poop

[FreebassFM]

Wow. What an embarrassment. This guy must be best friends with someone in the company who doesn't have the heart to fire him.

[SillyLitleGirl]

Tom Ka-Lancy!

[TheKilltrix]

How can we invoke fear in the hearts of those at e3. Well that was at the ubisoft meeting so they sent him.

[ChickenClockTimeCrew]

god i wish i coujld just find hte hole conference..

[speedofdark06]

DOODLY DOODLY DICK JOKE TOM KALANCY. See? See how young and hip and totally "down with it" this guy is? He appeals to the young gaming crowd because he's totally down with all of our young whipersnapper jokes. DOODLY DOODLY DOO lolzroyce gynolologist YIKES check out this EPIK FAYUL OLOLOLOLOLZ SO FRESH AND COOL

[RisingPowerful]

Fuck people. This guy is a legend.

DOODLYDOODYLDOODLYFUCKINGDOO

[TheMajorpickle01]

89% of them poop on your toothpaste, ive investigated

[ShadowJax04]

Let's go back in time, shall we...? Doodly doodly doodly doodly doooO!!!

But.. really--DOODLY DOODLY DOO!!!!!

LOL!

[deseasedracoon]

what a douche

[jesse41993]

Dear internet. Some one please. Please make a Dr.Mario remix of his time machine sound!

[dotchoo]

@jesse41993 doodly doodly doo-doo, doo! dooooodly doo doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doodly doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo!

[pspvampire]

97% of gay people play video games.

47% of them are women

and 89% of them poop on your toothpaste

and 0.0001% of them are the most obnoxious, irritating faggots ever... namely mr caffeine

[walkkdatshibby]

tom CUHLANCY

[xlemathax]

Yuo know what, aside from the "doodly doodly" and "calancy", I think he's fine. I'm a presenter and usually do the same thing: interact with the audience. The internet just misguided. :P

[mk741]

Worked at Ubisoft for 8 years and can't even say Tom Clancy right.

[realkman666]

@mk741 You mean "Calancy".

[glenndar]

Mr. Cocaine 

[weeoo86]

I'll give him credit he know how to speak to a crowd, I don't think I could do that. However.......yyyyyyeeaaah:P

[MikeyS2K10]

A hero. A detective. A star. And a cock

[KarateBob]

Ubisoft's joy wand...

[QuarterMasterGaming]

with all that silence I would have just faked the biggest fakest laugh "HAW HAW HAW HYUK" just to get the crowd laughing for real.

[kevinrocks80]

5 people dont poop on tooth paste

[RotaryPoweredRX]

Hey he talks like a fellow youth, I can relate to that, lets listen

[CaprinoeProductions]

@RotaryPoweredRX Is that Family Guy?

[MrGreenBeanz]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[grosfredy]

"Look at that absolutely epic fail right here," Sees a pic of himself* yikes!

[mastercilona]

sit behind that-AWESOME-ass.

[cosmicshambles]

Awww, bless. Isn't it great when they are able to live full and rewarding lives? What a special little guy.

[AbbanEllihud]

the sarah palin of ubisoft

[xDjSnipyx]

Tom Culancys



[lokalllize]

wtf happened to jade Raymond that cunt was hot

[cnote1239]

If he said THIS word for word at the ubisoft press conference they would have won E3

[biohead66]

Crabmaster's supreme editing made me LOL!

[BossPanzer]

Dude ! GET LAID FINALLY !!!

[bigmacwithfries]

If I were this guy, I'd use the travel in time noise he made at the conference and make it into my ringtone. Only poking fun at yourself could you be able to put this embarassing gaffe behind you .

[scrivs01]

i cant tell whether to laugh at him or punch him

[fattoler]

This guys is like, totally da bomb.

[clemenza1234]

wow.....what an asshole.

[oobietime8]

THIS IS STUPID! I DON"T POOP ON PEOPLE'S TOOTHPASTE!

[Geo2005]

@oobietime8 thats not what i heard...

[OoMontageManoO]

haha love the description

[TomEatsBob]

DULULULULULU

[WuTanGKiLLaZ]

Mr Cocaine

[ConfusedProud]

'I want to cum over your butts at the Ubisoft convention'

was my favourite line.

[ThePieIsLie]

I don't know what the hell he was talking about but suddenly I wanna buy a new car.

[Rudd21]

I love Tom Cuh-lancy games

[grantasas]

Mr. Caffeine is down with the cool kids today, man.

He's a pretty cool cat.

[vincentBurden]

@grantasas I think Ubisoft is a pretty cool guy. Eh eats cocaine and waffles and doesn't afraid to fail miserably.

[FurYDaY]

Hilarious

[dirnol]

Guys, I think my time machine is gay. It keeps going "doodlydoodlydoodly"

[BreakfastPastry]

this guy should quit his job at ubisoft and just become the new ShamWow spokesperson

[MisterHeroman]

Oh god he used "epic fail". Ah damn that's just wrong.

[Simonhakken]

he is so kewl and educative at the same time!

doodlydoodlydoodly

[TheGuyThatWins]

@Simonhakken DOOP

[AlvinsHarmonica]

youtube poop on your toothpaste

[HassArrest]

wow that was great lol

[MetalMario1337]

Mr. caffeine is so hip,

He knows all about the youth of today.

[spscotto]

@MetalMario1337 he probably sits backwards on a chair to show how informal he is and how he gets it!

[Janemba126]

nice

[TommyTube01]

Inspirational? you post this to show how horrible it is, right?

[UltraRobbie]

@TommyTube01 Obviously.

[marvincandle815]

well done.