Ron White - Homeland Security Alert Levels and Turban In the Airport Jokes

[creamyfilling102]

a middle eastern guy in a john deere cap?  now that wouldn't look suspiscious at all!

[ciaochowbella]

@creamyfilling102 If he didn't say anything, he could be confused with a Mexican migrant worker.

[dacookiemasta]

"buy a john deer cap for travel days, duck i dont know" lolz XD

[Baptistnomore]

Ron White comedy where booze is mandatory and showers are optional.

[1181slipknot]

the drunker he is the smarter,

i wish it was like that for bush when he was in office !!!!!!

[suze816]

He's such a brilliant comedian. He does himself a huge disservice by performing Noticeably intoxicated. It's sad to see. I hope Kay9384 is right about him not drinking anymore.

[bettertroll]

@suze816 Get back to kniting me a scarf grandma!

[suze816]

@bettertroll ...Awww. ...Any other ways you'd like to expose your inexperience (age) ?....got spellcheck ? Re: my drinking comment about Ron, I don't know his details - I just wish him well cause he's a gifted comedian. Why don't you insult the commentor that said Ron had stopped drinking ? As for you, generally speaking... if you're lucky, you'll never know the hell of living with an alcoholic.

[LazyNightz]

He's so drunk you can clearly see it LOL

[Quakeman222]

Hehehe i almost pissed myself at 2:01

[17thchamber]

honestly this man can probably drink a bottle of jack and still stand up to finish his scotch...

how pimp is it that he has a fucking end table/bar instead of a stool

[Kay9384]

He actually doesn't drink anymore since he got sick. He either uses tea or colored water. He's such a good comedian he can act drunk

[KodeLiMe]

I was taking a drink of my Dr. Pepper when 2:01 happened. Luckily, my computer wasn't harmed.

[mixebox]

@MaliciasSRT ron white behavorial problemd (dvd) :)

[ProNorden]

Can't wait til Ron White comes to Boston.

Always seems about one scotch away from telling the truth ... a really interesting brand of Southern sardonic humor. Doesn't take cheap shots at the less-fortunate.

Has the ability to 'Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable' as Finley Peter Dunne, maybe Theodore Roosevelt's favorite satirist, may have said.

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

Bullshit go frisk his ass!

[MaliciousSRT]

Which show was this from? Name?

[lynx7x]

hey you wore the tuban to the fucking airport biny.. bin.... .sa.ma. .mate

[dscreviews]

lmfao pause at 2:20

[MrSantaClaws1001]

I hope he is being sarcastic.

[Krow83]

@MrSantaClaws1001

He kind of is, kind of isn't. Ron White's VERY cynical; it's a major part of his humor. I've been slightly offended by some of his jokes, but hey, just move on. He's hilarious and on top of that, you can't really justify the offensive stuff when he's constantly wasted on scotch and cigars. He takes that shit like candy.

[tamithomas]

ron is usually drunk,but this is borderline pass out drunk..think this is one of those once in a lifetime moments where even ron white under estimated how much he can take lol. usually he looks normal, but here he looks seriously effin wasted! lol

[papasmurftw]

@tamithomas hahahaha!

[redleg15]

@tamithomas

Bullshit. You haven't seen Ron torn off his ass. This isn't even half as gone as he could be~.

[lacrossemaster31]

@tamithomas the dude is always wasted before/during his shows...why do you think hes so funny?? cuz for whatever reason, while hes drunk, he can think of these crazy ass stories and there hilarious. also, his "let loose" swearin style also makes his act funny

[muchogoocho]

@tamithomas did he stutter?

[SecretTimeWarp]

@tamithomas It's true..... Ron is not himself through this whole DVD. He makes a bunch of mistakes (which, if you've seen him elsewhere, is very unusual for him) and has to recover from them. I mean, it's still funny, he eventually makes light of the fact that he blew three or four jokes, but still.

[MirokuLovesMetallica]

@SecretTimeWarp It's probably because he was sober.