She said she hates all white moms in "White moms vs. Black Moms". I think She also hates all white men. No white male wants to fuck her because she is a fat old ugly cow.
I got a good racial joke for her. "You know why FAT white bitch like herself only attracts black man? That's because those blacks got used to fUck those fat cows in the farms when they were slaves."
HATED her at first after watching the " long live the Queen" which sucked. But now I start to like her a little because all her other shows are funny...
I think she's one of the best insult comics out today, she's genius. She always goes last at the roasts because she's the best, I love her I think she's epic.
as she said herself, shes not like most female comics who talk about PMS and menopause, because thats just gross. i love lisa. she isnt afraid to go there!
Saw her in Long Beach recently. Great off the cuff insults. If you're sitting in the first row please get to your seat on time or she will tear your ass up!
Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
Lisa, we know you are a loser.... just like everybody else.. the whole wolrd is a loser.
arzadi11 1 month ago
Huh, Seth MacFarlane did the "Deadliest Snatch" joke this year at Charlie Sheen's roast.
badhat24 3 months ago
@badhat24 Uh this was in 2009. Huh.
blognewb 1 month ago
@blognewb Yeah, I know. I guess I didn't make it clear that MacFarlane is the one who did a tiny bit of stealin'.
badhat24 1 month ago
treating herself like shit , what an inspiration for the young-ins
TomaCukor 4 months ago
have at her, brothas............lol
mrtundra45 4 months ago
Lisa and Kathy Griffin would make great partners.
RedRoosterRoad 5 months ago
My bf n I r neo-nazi skinheads, but regardless of her life choices she is one funny bitch n we watch all her specials!
Honey88Koonce 6 months ago
all you uptight overly douchey pricks are very irritating go watch the the fucking weather channel!
Pheonix7king 7 months ago 11
@Pheonix7king I would watch the weather channel if Lisa Lampanelli was the weatherwoman xD
Titanstower 1 month ago
enter at your own risk that is what was said to the doctor before her pelvic exam, i means she would be the star of the show the deadliest snatch,
jilk7 9 months ago
@jilk7 Ahahahahaha
InTheMist03200 7 months ago
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god, she is so raunchy. it's not only not funny, but it's also extremely unattractive
jukka4president 11 months ago
@jukka4president hey, go get that stick outta your ass and lighten up a little...to serious bro
if you dont like her, dont watch her...shes fucking hilarious. get a sense of humor
kmm144 10 months ago 4
@jukka4president u whore
floatzel104 8 months ago
canadian maybe? lol shes so funny :D
uzumakinaruto1613 1 year ago
@uzumakinaruto1613 no, she's an Italian/American
Honey88Koonce 6 months ago
@Honey88Koonce oh cool :)
uzumakinaruto1613 6 months ago
"Enter At Your Own Risk"
EzperanzaJuliet 1 year ago
@pastelpinkgirly How???
kltiswhoib 1 year ago
how does anyone find her good? the topics dont bother me its just that she isnt even slightly funny... maybe its the american sense of humour...
erkziltonz 1 year ago
i love this woman and I'm gayer than gay
ranchoboyeros 1 year ago 5
@ranchoboyeros Can you answer why gay men like fat women ?
(I'm neither a women nor gay, not that theres anything wrong with being a women, i hear they get to vote now, its so cute.)
And also how did they die? Did they get shot at the reunion or something?
(To anyone who might be offended, I'm truly sorry... that you have no sense of humor.)
jimdidr 1 year ago
@ranchoboyeros So is the rest of her auidence. She is like Cher and the other chick on the B list.
guitarconasor 1 year ago
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ISHTIAK140790 1 year ago
@ISHTIAK140790 hahahaha ur a dumbass
weebeezee 1 year ago
hahahhaa shes so fucking funny
skern46 1 year ago
id definetely have anal sex with lisa lampanelli
what a gorgeous butt and sweet pumped up succulent ivory boobs
shes a dime in my book
NigerianRocker 1 year ago
Fuck this fat ugly bitch. Her career is over. I hope she kills herself.
Boshingtang666 1 year ago
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Listen to me...... stfu. She's epic.
MsVodkaWhore 1 year ago 5
What..?? is this Dices Sister ??
MrMicraphone 1 year ago
George Carlin would have loved her!
GenXer68 2 years ago 16
The Deadliest Snatch!!!! hahahs hes so fuckin funny i love her!! she makes me wanna be black just so i can fuck her lol
brival09 2 years ago 3
I think it's a little gross but she does turn it into something hilarious she's funny
courtneyjohnson14 2 years ago
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I'm glad to see her career is going nowhere fast.
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
ahaha have you been living under a rock?
showoffverrado 2 years ago
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Under a rock? No. Where has she been lately?
Face it, her career peaked and is pretty much over now.
Even she knows this...but go ahead and keep on rooting for her. Getting tickets to her shows are pretty easy.
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
I love these guys. :]
kat2691 2 years ago
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shes not funny =|
russel peters betterr
WhyIGorroBeAnonymous 2 years ago
I bet she has the worst smelling pussy.
her career is over. she fucking sucks.
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
suck a dick and die she awsome go fuck ur self
scottybeeman1 2 years ago
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She fucking sucks dick like your retarded father.
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
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my dsaad has a phd shit for dick so kindly fuck the fjuck off
scottybeeman1 2 years ago
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phd in sucking dick.
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
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thats wat ur mom has trust me last night she was on her knees
scottybeeman1 2 years ago
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thats ok i'm having unprotected sex with your little sister
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
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oh wow i donrt have a sister i have a gay brother thats probabaly who ur fucking and i dont care
scottybeeman1 2 years ago
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Your family sounds awesome.
Boshingtang666 2 years ago
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they are so fuck off bitch
scottybeeman1 2 years ago
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@scottybeeman1 Childish.
vim92 2 years ago
@Boshingtang666 Childish.
vim92 2 years ago
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TheMia168 2 years ago
Do you know why we have so many hungry kids in Africa? Because Fat White bitch Lisa Lampanelli ate all their food.
007LuckyCat 2 years ago 3
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rachaelswiftt 2 years ago
She said she hates all white moms in "White moms vs. Black Moms". I think She also hates all white men. No white male wants to fuck her because she is a fat old ugly cow.
007LuckyCat 2 years ago 4
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I got a good racial joke for her. "You know why FAT white bitch like herself only attracts black man? That's because those blacks got used to fUck those fat cows in the farms when they were slaves."
007LuckyCat 2 years ago 3
Wow you guys are pathetic she's an insult comic if you cant take a joke why the fuck are you watching her. It's an art get over it.
retrograderenegades 2 years ago
HATED her at first after watching the " long live the Queen" which sucked. But now I start to like her a little because all her other shows are funny...
007LuckyCat 2 years ago
I think she's one of the best insult comics out today, she's genius. She always goes last at the roasts because she's the best, I love her I think she's epic.
retrograderenegades 2 years ago 2
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watched it last night on hbo on demand.
dan4380 2 years ago
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i just don't think she's funny, i just can't get over how gross she is.
anamoglam 2 years ago
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agreed she fucking sucks
xxBlackWiltedRosesxx 2 years ago 8
she's great
jenaosa1224 2 years ago
Love
Lisa
laree2007 2 years ago
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What a piece of shit of a comedian.
gathimest 2 years ago
My husband and I will see her this Saturday at Hampton Ballroom Casino. I can't wait!
NormaJn 2 years ago
as she said herself, shes not like most female comics who talk about PMS and menopause, because thats just gross. i love lisa. she isnt afraid to go there!
sorcerersinger24601 2 years ago
Saw her in Long Beach recently. Great off the cuff insults. If you're sitting in the first row please get to your seat on time or she will tear your ass up!
janaejanae 2 years ago
I LOVE HER!!! She's my favorite beeeeetch!! The Deadliest snatch. LMAO!!
AJCcrunk05 2 years ago
One of the best lines from that special comes right after she does the deadliest snatch joke.
"I don't know what's more dangerous, banging me or playing the Joker in Batman."
Hell0Friend 2 years ago
anyone have any idea where i can see this online?im still kicking myself for not telling my parents to get hbo soon enough haha
negrophiliac 2 years ago
lmfaooo the deadliest snatcch
acstrippahhox 2 years ago 2
bahaha
chelsivaughn 2 years ago
love me sum LL:)
RobbyRageisFuntastic 2 years ago
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Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
danceluver1985 2 years ago
doesn't mean you have to keep it going...
jarethsmama 2 years ago 2
I fucking love this woman, not only is she funny but she's so damn pretty!
Wrtbrgr87 2 years ago 58
@Wrtbrgr87 she looks like a drag. whats wrong with u?
feels good to roast her back once in a while ahah
whowantstogetnaked 1 year ago
@Wrtbrgr87 She is fat and ugly. She can be funny but she's a long way from pretty.
a2birdcage 8 months ago
@Wrtbrgr87 Funny yes. Pretty hell no.
mac777daddy 4 months ago
does any1 know who she banged from the bears ?
kenricard 2 years ago 4
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did u know she was a porn star for years
branika23 3 years ago
she freakin' hilarious!
MikeMaestro757 3 years ago 6
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she's kinda gross
angryniggah 3 years ago