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  • The solstice is the reason for the solstice.

  • There will come a day for you.

  • @emtnest So your Christianity has so little foundation that you have to resort to threats?

  • Baaaaahahahahahahaaaaa with a capital B. Loved this.

  • I laugh my ass off everytime C0ct0pusPrime says "Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!"

  • i just want to leave this country sometimes. If any one of the christians that are running for president get elected.....im moving to canada

  • Where's Kirk Cameron? Hallmark doesn't have a big enough budget

  • god that has to be the worst movie appealing to the sadomasochist Christian audience I've ever seen.

  • How can I hate something I don't believe in? Those wacky old Christians and their contradictions.

  • 7:19 LOL

  • oh my stomach hurts, quit just quit :D I lov u man

  • lmao rotflmao 'showin him how things work' omg, 2 funny, 2 funny

  • sounds like a movie I'd b wretchin all the way thru, then yelling, then grabbin some cough drops 4 my throt, then wretchin all over again. ech

  • 1 like for the video

    1 dislike for the "movie"

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  • "Putting Christ back in Christmas" LOL, bullshit. I wonder if the people who made this movie were aware that Christmas is originally a Pagan holiday?

  • 6:00 This country was not founded on Christianity. That is a bunch of BS hardcore(insane) conservatives try to brainwash Americans with.

  • C0ct0pusPrime your videos are so fucking awesome!

  • I hope that someday you find the Lord... I'll be praying for you

  • @Plasterman1337 It's actually quite the shocker. Everyone dies!!!!! ^_^

  • @CalicoVall That would actually be worth watching!

  • @Ringwaul Yeah. They're all about to become christians and sing hymns when, suddenly, the chinese invade the alaskan coast, killing all in their path before being pushed back by Sarah Palin and her 'small' gun collection which ends up getting her arrested for owning illegal ordenence. That puts her out of the running for president and, for the first time in our nation's history, we not only get our first third-party president but our first atheist president. ^_^

  • Unleash the creepy santa from Rare Exports on these idiots.

  • Fucking Brilliant with a capital B! I might just try and watch this film, I'll get drunk first, films like this are easier to watch that way :)

  • Was this even released.

  • @Seargent363 Yes, sadly.

  • Thumbs up if you didn't pay attention to the first 30 seconds because you thought it was a YT commercial

  • Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays to all!

  • I am personally a fan of "happy Christmas". I just remember that ONE line from Harry Potter one, so if they could get a recording of that to play rather than someone saying anything I'd be happy. Season's greetings is kinda lame. I mean those two words are growing out of style. but hey, whatever floats the legal boat.

  • "Hold this town hostage"  the fuck?

  • JEFFERSON GET YOUR LYING INMATE ASS OVER HERE! Sorry.. When i see him, I see Marcy.

  • All that trouble to make that movie and they couldn't have jesus appear in it.

  • @photolitherland I agree.

  • this movie will suck. kill me with a capital k.

  • As long as I've been alive, I don't remember Christmas meaning a damn thing about religion. It obviously has a much greater meaning, for families to get together and share gifts now. Fuck off troll with an ego problem about believing in imaginary friends.

    \/ \/ \/

  • Atheists seem to be jealous of the Christmas celebration....enough said.

  • I really want to make an atheist version of this where a crazy ass Christians walks into a quiet little Secular town trying to replace all the "Season's Greetings" signs with "Merry Christmas" ones and tries to start a school prayer and teach Creationism in the Science classes. Lord knows it'd be more accurate than this piece of shit.

  • @BeekersSqueakers the funny thing is if this film depicted a christian who moves into a jewish town/city and demanded all the hanukkah decorations be removed, christians all over would be acting like it's the eve of the apocalypse. fuck christianity with a capital F.

  • I HIGHLY doubt that the majority of people celebrate Christmas for its religious meaning. Most people just get together with their families and get presents for each other.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD 4:04 Oh my fucking GOD! That was hilarious! So stereotypical.

    It's also funny how everyone calls Jesus "The Reason for the Season" when it was the celebration of the Winter Solstice that was the original reason for the celebration. Jesus was tacked on much later.

    Also Thumbs up for "Drama Bitch"

  • U need a show man, cuz your speaking the most sense i've heard in a while.

  • I wonder if it's possible to sue the company that made this movie solely for the, "They hate God" comment. After all, it is libel, and they are showing the movie to a wide audience with the intent of telling a lie.

    I do love the, "It's not all right for me" part. Hopefully it will only blow up in the producers' faces when the viewers see just how selfish and self righteous they come off.

    Not that I'll hold my breath, though.

  • You should definately do a special where you give this film the Mystery Science Theatre treatment. If you can stand this long of Wendy Wright, I'm sure this will be a picnic.

  • But it's Jefferson! :(

  • don't forget Newton was born on 25 december, Happy Newton day all.

  • @DARRBEV Hip Hip Hooray!

  • these religion tards dont understand that being an atheist is the same in jerusalem as it is in the USA.... these morons think that atheism is Anti-christianity. what it really is is the american choice of "None of the above".

  • Crazy shitbeard christian is crazy. I especially love the christmas adventure music at 1:41.

  • the ray comfort part, 7:13, fucking hilarious !

  • @vgcq02 nobody is arguing that you don't have the right to celebrate whatever the fuck you want. get over your persecution complex.

    if my favorite color was red and i complained that there is too much white and blue on the flag, would you stick up for me?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime No I would not.. According to the 1st amendment, If I want to display the scene of the nativity (during Christmas) without insulting anyone, then I can. We let those dum tea baggers insult whoever disagrees with them all year long.

  • @vgcq02 I haven't actually seen the movie. I'm not sure when it comes out/ came out. If you've see it would you mind telling me the exact context of what "Bright" is trying to do? If he's trying to prevent people from having Nativity scenes/ religous displays on their own property, then I'd say it's a poor misrepresentation of reality. However with the line "You can't have this display here," would lead me to believe it's only in reference to city property. (cont)

  • @BeekersSqueakers And the line "Do you really care about City Hall decorations?" solidifies my suspicions about it being simply about city property. Even if it is followed by the most hilariously stereotypical line in a Christian movie ever.

  • @vgcq02 If that's the case, then what he is doing is constituionally valid, as having displays endorse on faith over another on city property blatantly violates the Establishment Clause. Like you said, the Constitution garuntees you the right to display religous symbols on your own property, and as far as I know no one can, nor is trying to, take that away from you.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Kudos!

  • @vgcq02 It is a holiday stolen from the pagans, along with nearly all of the symbolism that goes with it. People have been celebrating the winter solstice since thousands of years before Christians came around. And the european pagans called the holiday Candlemas. What an eerie similarity to Christmas... Oh, and if you really dig into history it is much more likely that Jesus was born in the spring as opposed to the winter.

  • @vgcq02 Perhaps you should learn about the history behind Christmas then. It is a stolen holiday, originally called Candlemas by the European pagans and it was in celebration of the winter solstice, which was a cause for celebration thousands of years before Christianity even came around.

    Also, if you look at the Bible and actually read, you'll find that Jesus wasn't born in December, but actually in the beginning of September by our modern calendar.

  • @HooahW2475 No one really knows the exact date, it's not like there is a birth certificate.

  • @vgcq02 actually there sort of is. In the bible it shows that Jesus was born ~6 months after John the baptist. Scripture gives us the timeline, as well as explaining the holidays which were occurring at the time these men were born. I suggest you actually read the bible and look at biblical history. Or you can PM me and I'll be more than happy to show you numerous theological sites where these things are explained for you.

  • @vgcq02

    There are many celebrations during christmas.

    Atheists can have the celebration too, just not with the rhetoric.

  • @vgcq02 It's not that Atheists are trying to prevent christians from celebrating Christmas. People have the right to practice whatever religion they want privcately. In case like what is represented in this movie the endorsement of Christmas isn't on a private level, but on a public one, which violates seperation of church and state. (cont)

  • @vgcq02 There was a town near me that tried to pass a policy that would make it to where local businesses had to display christmas decorations that included Jesus during the Holiday Season. Ultimately, it was found unconstitutional and shot down. The reason this is so important is that not everyone is christian. There would have been Jewish, Muslim, Non-religious (etc) who would have to endorse a religion they didn't believe in. Would you like to be made to endorse a Jewish or Islamic holiday?

  • @vgcq02 the bible never specifies when jesus was born.

  • @chiaromontestephen In A.D 354, Bishop Liberia of Rome ordered people to celebrate his birth on December 25. This date was probably chosen because the people of Rome already observed this date as the Feast of Saturn, celebrating the pagan holiday “the birthday of the sun.” The winter solstice, another pagan holdover was celebrated a few days earlier than the 25th of December -- it actually is the 21st of December, the longest night of the year.

  • @vgcq02 Christmas is based off the holiday yule that Christians stole from pagans.

  • @vgcq02 not really. the real name of the season is mythras. the chrismas tree is from germans. giving presents is from romans. to me joulu is all about mid winter. it is point where it gets more bright. allso tradition. i finland we have independence day in 6 of desember. allso ancent finns selebrated joulu, an old nordic holiday.

  • @vgcq02 actualy we do have selebrations. i personaly selebrate a new year and tradition of my ancestor the finns. japanese allso selebrate in middle of winter. people hold carnivales for the fun of it.

  • @vgcq02 HAHAHAHAHA! "Christmas" was DUBBED the celebration of Jesus' birth. It was really the winter solstice. Biblical scholars pinpoint Christ's birth in MARCH. FUCKING MARCH.

  • @vgcq02 Just to point out, Christmas, if you've actually ever read the bible, should be in Spring (see new born lambs), the reason it's in December is to coincide with the Pagan festival of Winter solstice that during Christianity's expansion in Europe was the still the major belief. Christmas was moved to try and help conversions, instead of just killing the pagans.

    Winter Solstice, along with Quanza, Hanukah and Festivus all take place around the 25th, hence the "Seasons Greetings" term

  • @vgcq02 you dumbass, christmas was a pagan celebration practiced by people in rome to commemorate the winter solstice. not related to ANYTHING about biblical christianity

  • @vgcq02 people celebrated the winter solstice and roman holidays before Christmas during this time of the year even before it became a holiday

  • @vgcq02

    1. "Christmas" is what Americans call what we call "Jul". Jul is the celebration of the winter solace. The base of the season is the solace.

    2. Atheists have whatever celebration that person elects. The term "atheist" only applies to one singular position.

    3. Everyone has a right to celebrate what they want, as long as they do not violate the will of others.

  • @vgcq02

    Christmas, my dear friend originated in the day of sol invictus, which was in the julian calender the day of Solstice. So it stayed to the day Constantine the Great changed it. The day of the birth of christ is completely unknown. The only reason you celebrate it on the 25th is that it was convenient for the christians to take a date even the nonchristians recognise as somewhat 'greater' - the day of sol invictus. So you could celebrate the birth of your messiah every day of the year.

  • @vgcq02 Do your research dude, its roman holiday.

  • @vgcq02

    "Atheists don't have celebrations."

    Why not? Just because we don't believe in your particular myth doesn't mean we don't have celebrations. That's ridiculous. 

  • @wonslung then what do you celebrate???

  • @vgcq02

    I celebrate my family. I celebrate with my friends. Do you understand the definition of the word celebrate? Saying Atheists can't celebrate christmas is as ludicrous as saying an Atheist can't celebrate a marriage, halloween or thanksgiving.

  • @wonslung I also celebrate my family, new year's, thanksgiving, etc. But those are not atheist celebrations. Atheists don't have atheist celebrations because they deny the existence of God. Therefore you can't insult God and if you do that means he does exist.

  • @vgcq02

    So far you've yet to explain why atheists can't celebrate these things. God doesn't have to enter into it at all.

    Lacking a belief in something isn't an insult. I don't believe in pink flying elephants either.

  • @wonslung you haven't listed any atheist celebrations. God gave me life through a mother and father, God gave me another year to live, and on thanksgiving I am thankful to God for what i have.

  • @vgcq02

    Are you really so dense that you can't understand this concept? God isn't needed for the atheist to celebrate these things. Are you really so narrow minded that you can't understand how an Atheist might celebrate a holiday. I celebrate my birthday as well. I don't need to give supernatural meaning to something in order to enjoy it. There is plenty of natural wonder and beauty without the need for god. Give me one good reason an atheist shouldn't be able to celebrate any of these

  • @wonslung I am not saying they shouldn't celebrate. but there is no pure atheist celebration. Perhaps you should celebrate the birthdays of the most vicious atheists: Hitler, Stalin, ans Mussolini.

  • @vgcq02

    First of all, you're moving the goal post. I was responding to the ridiculous notion that Atheists can't celebrate christmas.

    Secondly, Hitler and Mussolini are well known Christians, not that it matters one way or another. You're just showing your ignorance now.

  • @vgcq02

    Also, I'd like to point out that holidays and celebrations don't have to be religious in nature to be valid. Independence day in the United States isn't a religious holiday.

    As for purely atheistic holidays, they DO exist, but that is really beside the point.

  • @wonslung cough cough bu!!S#it cough cough still have mentioned any cough cough

  • @vgcq02

    You really are a glutton for punishment aren't you? Do you really need me to prove you wrong yet again and make you look even more foolish than you already look?

    Ok then, June 21st is one such holiday.

    (Atheist Solidarity Day)

    There are others as well. I'm starting to think you're just a troll.

  • @wonslung On that day you all just venerate the universe or pray to Charles Darwin? haha

    "Oh no I'm an atheist and by having a holiday for atheists completely dsiproves my non-beliefs" oops

  • @vgcq02

    Heh, you really are a sad little man. First you say atheists can't possible celebrate holidays, then when someone explains how they can, you say "oh well there are no atheist only holidays"

    Then when someone proves you wrong, you throw insults like it somehow makes your ignorance less of an issue. I feel sorry for people like you. Any reasonable person would just admit they were wrong and walk away with some dignity.

  • @wonslung you still didn't answer the questions and you are making corky/elitist remarks when the real sad one is YOU. You can't accept the fact that God gave you life and gave you the ability to aquire what you have. You can call yourself an Atheist and yet still spew away bitterly.

  • @vgcq02

    Are you retarded? In what universe did i not answer your question? I call myself an Atheist because i'm intellectually honest. I've seen no evidence for god. Explain how i didn't answer the question. You said there are no pure atheists celebrations. I said there were, you said i was full of shit. I gave you an example of one and then you insulted me and tried to act like my answer wasn't valid. You are either delusional or dishonest.

  • Keep doing your thing man, as for the people deciding, this is one of them saying thumbs up, fuck the godsvote nob head comment, I'd say he's a retard!

  • yeah christians started this country ......slaves and the genocide of 500 nations of native americans (how is that any different than hitler killing jewish people)

  • The bullshit is gonna drool from this movie like guilt from a horses leg.

  • Best video ever! I love what you said about Kirk Cameron you nailed it bud!

  • It's just another family movie, people are going to pay stupid amounts of money to watch and feel good about. Like you said! Christians want more Christians, not equalality.

  • christians didnt even start america. it was atheists. the reason people WENT to america was to escape religion.

  • @uberari technically it was deism that the founding fathers followed,and people came here to escape the religious prosecution going on at the time in europe (like Catholics vs Protestants) which continued for a while in the US until a little before the constitution was written,i think

    just to be a little more precise with your facts :)

  • Wouldn't 'none' be equal representation of religion anyways?

  • Hilarious.. I'll be sure to miss this one. I don't know why your videos are not making it to my sub box. I'm going to unsub & sub again.. I've heard it's been working for others. Don't want to miss your videos when you post.

  • @GODSVOTE troll or retard? let the people decide.

  • Trolltard

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    A trolling retard.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime In terms of GODSVOTE, is it both? They're usually indistinguishable

  • @C0ct0pusPrime both

  • @C0ct0pusPrime i vote retard

  • @C0ct0pusPrime LMAO! This is definetly a clear case of retardnes.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime can i vote both?

  • I like Ted McGinley, but this movie is complete bullshit.

  • As a Christian, I think this movie is stupid. I think "Seasons Greetings" is a great phrase. Keep it up, C0ct0pus!

  • How the Hell does 2hrs of horrible and lame guilt trippin gonna make people feel sorry for a trouble making religion such as the christians when even the catholics know they are screwed for getting more people to join their cult i meant religion,like gimmie a break this is like having the oldest and most un-up to date human trying to level with people in this current time and telling them they are victims when they come off like ungrateful human assholes.

  • Here's a compromise. Christians can put religious symbols on public grounds and as long as those nativities or whatever the fuck are there, non-Christians and Christians who believe in separation of church and state can bow out of paying taxes for them.

    I doubt they would accept this compromise. Given the shitty track record those types of Christians have on "willingness to leave others the fuck alone."

  • Dan baldwin & Ted mcginley in a movie ? Who the fuck would pay to see it? That movie is gonna bomb so bad.....

  • ah the christian is portrayed as a good looking well mannered man and the atheist is a fat asshole and the sad part about this is that it pissed me off so bad i really want to rip my hair out just watching this trailer and knowing that a bunch of dumbasses are going to sit there and think this is the most inspirational movie ever made....

  • OMG someone should make a low budget parody of this with random atheists in the background to interject.

  • Yeah, Taliban style: Hide your kids, hide your wife(s)!!

  • What does MSF mean.

  • @mage1over137

    MSF = Médecins Sans Frontières, french for Doctors without Borders.

    Jolly Solstice!

  • THAT ATHEIST JUST TRIED TO EAT THAT BABY !!!!!!

  • This is a stupid movie.....

  • How the hell did Ted McGinley aka former spy and all around gigolo Jeff D'arcy become a fundie christian? This must be a comedy.

  • I don't know, given that here on YouTube we have atheists burning Bibles, Korans, shitting on Korans, smoking weed with Bible pages, picking up dog shit with the Bible, abducting Jesus via Catholic sacrament, stealing the sacrament and then purporting to insert it into one's anus, etc, what the hell are people supposed to think? "He hates God" is a retarded statement, but Jesus H Edward R Murrow, why atheists have to act like fucktards around here?

  • Xmas with a capital FUCK YOU!

    I love the Christians who get so upset about people spelling it: "Xmas", thinking we're crossing Christ out of Christmas. Little do they know that X (chi) is the first letter of Christ in Greek.

  • I like your gay voice... Please do it more often.

  • I can understand why someone would choose to say season greetings but I think it's stupid. Just say Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you use. It's not like Christmas is just a christian thing anyway.

  • To all ChristiansL if it's anti-Christian not to have everyone celebrate Christmas on taxpayer dollars, it's anti-Semitic not to do the same with Hanukkah. Better putting up menorahs and Stars of David everywhere and start making everybody wish each other Happy Hanukkah. And don't forget to use taxpayer dollars to support it! If you don't, we'll start asking you why you hate Jewish people.

  • Awesome videoC0ct0Pus. Hey can you do a video on Jesus Camp or Christine O'Donnell

  • Okay, let's say that the Christians are right that atheists are censoring Christmas and taking over their 'Christian Nation'. How freaking stupid and disorganized do you have to be to let 5-10% of the population go completely against the will of 85% in a freaking democracy? And one where nearly all of its leaders are part of the same religion as the majority? If this argument holds true all it means is that atheists get shit done while Christians sit around with their heads up their asses.

  • (cont'd) So I don't piss off the moderate Christians who actually are for religious tolerance, luckily, this argument isn't true and many Christians understand what a secular democracy is supposed to mean. But what I'm trying to point out is that this argument backfires spectacularly.

  • @GrudgyDiablo Wow! Fair comparison there, bro. False Equivilency much?

  • "He hates god"

    Yeah because atheists totally walk around hating something they don't believe in..................

  • @XileLord True. But even if they don't believe in him, they usually have a poor opinion of him, or they flat out don't like the concept.

  • To think they would actually make a movie with this kind of plot...*facepalm*

  • Well it does conform to what the vast majority of the Hallmark Channel's viewership (the middle-aged right-winger housewives and uber-religious old people) expect and atheist to be like, even if it drastically contradicts the reality of the average atheist. But hey, there are plenty of for-teh-drama or for-teh-lulz strawmen of theists out there too. I like you will just have to ignore this movie after laughing a few more times.

  • I think I'm going to save my money and just watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas again...

  • We're gonna wage a jihad against Atheists!!

  • @r3v3ng3ofthef4113n "So why bash this movie when you could have been bashing something else? Is it because it exposes the censoring of Christmas for the sake of political correctness?"

    atheists don't censor xmas...

    ;)

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Yes, because demanding that nativity scenes be taken down is totally not censorship or anything!

  • @r3v3ng3ofthef4113n

    You got a problem with dating a witch?

  • @lychanking No. But people are using that to bash O'Donnell

  • @UR55378008 UMAD?

  • @ruy1981 So mad.

  • @UR55378008 "your videos suck balls. all you talk about is atheism and how much fox news sucks. fuck you fat ass. oh yeah take your glasses off asshole."

    you just listed every reason my channel became successful in order to argue why it sucks.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime I hate you! :D

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Dude, you should check out the movie "Dark Relic".

    It plays out during the crusades and even in that thing they make a believer out of an Atheist and an agnost :p

    After threatening the atheists life a dozen times for blaspheming ...

    Reality would have it that on the first blasphemous word she uttered during the time of the crusades, she would've been executed!

  • @UR55378008 you are the sheep, isnt jebus your shepard? dont try to put athiests in the same shithole that you know you are in you dumbass xD

  • @spacecoke I don't believe in Jesus. Don't make assumptions. I'm an atheist. It's atheists like you and Cocktopus that makes us look bad. We aren't a fucking commuinty. Stop acting like we are.

  • @UR55378008

    Temper, temper.

  • @UR55378008 Lol, Sock account.

  • Do any of these Christian retards know that what they call Christmas with the decorated tree is part of a completely different and far older belief system than theirs?

    If they would ever actually research anything they wouldn't be such a problem to reality.

  • @MarcusCardiff You ask christians to know what they belief? Ha.. that is asking to much!

    [ A latest poll shows that non believers know more about religion then believers]

  • @masticina

    That's so true, I've run rings around many religious people over their knowledge, or lack of.

    It seems to me that the more fundamentalist they are the less they actually know.

    This isn't always the case obviously and sometimes I just get owned.

  • @MarcusCardiff

    I applause the few times that actually one has studied their belief. I mean that is not very common actually extremely rare! I can respect that..

  • @masticina

    I find that the religious people that know most about the origins of their faith also know and accept the realities of nature, they understand evolution, the origins of the solar system and even the big bang.

    Like you I can respect that even though I don't understand the leap of faith into the God of the gaps.

    I also agree that they aren't very common at all.

    Religion and rationality are strange companions but sometimes they can at least agree to disagree.

  • @MarcusCardiff many of the original protestants that moved to america banned christmas because they knew that it was originally a pegan holiday celebrated by catholics so in fact the original colonists hated christmas but you will never hear that from right wingers when talkng about the good ol fore fathers

  • @BEOWULF9965

    That is interesting and a little surprising.

    But like you say, you'll never get the likes of Palin to even acknowledge the idea.

    Hardly surprising when most of those nut-jobs think the founding fathers were bible bashing fundies full of fire and brimstone.

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  • Christmas is alright, but these Christmas movies are total shit.

  • @Tonio31 Dyslexia with a captial R.

    *chirp chirp*

  • Look, when we start seeing christians being thrown to the lions, then they aren't being persecuted, it just shows their faith isn't that strong. It certainly shows that some christians don't give a flying fuck about those of other fantasy beliefs, oops, faiths.

    Don't suppose anyone would have a spare lion and a death arena lying around that they aren't using???

    By the way, christmas sucks donkey balls!

  • Well then, I'm not going to buy any cards from Hallmark for a very good while.

  • WHHhhhatt the fuck

    I really doubt this program would get aired on a major Canadian broadcast network. At least I hope not.