Wandering Witch

[DBZTeamSaiyan]

Dude deserves you right!!!! You stalk a witch and get owned by a charger, a female boomer, and a horde, then the witch.

[GTAPanos]

am i the only one that got scared of that crying little bitch?

[MegaMidnightninja]

zombies: PROTECT THE WITCH!!!!

[maitrebacon]

you could just have walk by her side without being spotted... LAME!!!!

[linkueiwarroir]

Thank god for the comic that if u stand against a wall or just out of her way she will walk right past you.

[123456789dreamstar1]

Game: The witch injured you. Try not to startle her next time !

You: I DIDN'T FUCKING TRY IT. *throws controler at tv*

[FearMeCookies]

I just want 2 TBAG the bridal witch all day everyday!!! AND THIS ONE TOO!!!

[hopefull4me]

dude, i saw this on the left 4 dead wiki!!

[SeventhDisaster]

1:25

As Jesse Cox would say: VAGINA SHOT!

[rasm9772]

that witch reminds me of a girl i know if your irratate her shell kick your ass.......

[Pancakes527]

I got l4d2 today for my bday i saw this and i saw female boomer :)

[MasakoXer]

you're a dumbass.

[metalarmslover]

one time I startled it and ran so fast she couldn't find me she was running around in a circle like a dog chasing its tail.

[Kooskol]

Are you kidding me? This is what Left 4 Dead looks like when it isn't Aussie? Fucking hell...

[TehPiGuy]

@punkyto89 Because the other 3 survivors spammed her.

[PiippoJr]

Press 8 for mayhem

[ryanrr254]

1:29- CUNT SHOT!!!

[TheDnb74]

i hated this game like hell but good video though

[left4deadfan567]

try 0:18

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

0:21 oh god that face

[left4deadfan567]

keep clicking at 0:21 ''dramatic zombie''

[left4deadfan567]

@left4deadfan567 i meant 0:20 keep clicking hope that works

[RyvernRaigon]

LOL wow for somereason i knew Karma Charger was going to appear in the video xD, that freaking bastard is awesome and annoying.

[Cassiegirl1253]

@RyvernRaigon Karma Charger is really over used now. It's not even funny.

[pokemontrainerxxx]

I wanna play this sooooooooooo much now. Can wait till I get a 360 for Christmas.

[thebigtree1000]

WHY SHOOT HER \(V)/  xD!

[thebigtree1000]

Opera ladies singing with the witch cuz the witch crying xD they want it to sound more... NICER! so u would care about the witch and leave her alone... She is now suffering a lot of stress becoz she is a witch!

[mrmeny2]

i found this in the passing part 1 or 2 is that usually????? just asking

[MrM4ns0n]

i dont like the new survivors the old surviors are better.. but the gameplay from l4d2 is better..

[FireSath]

I really like her. A lot. Lol.

But sometimes I play it confuses me when I hear her song and I start to think it's notes. XD

[unscrecon117]

pump some lead in that bitch!

[Embusee]

W.... B ... ITCH! I hate her... in the "apokalypse"-mod she kill you 100% if she attack you

[Zeokar]

karma charger doesnt approve of you checking out his witch.

[Tyannalyn]

@Zeokar LOL

[ahumpedgoblin]

1rd

[Smiley9891]

lol that song is creepy xD dang i hate the wandering witches and when i first heard the song i pissed myself, i was like "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!" lol

[AnakinSkywalker1998]

lol! charger was her boyfriend saying"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!"

[NeptuneMS385]

Get the hell away from her!

But she's so..COOOOLL!!!!

[wafuru2]

I Pissed The Witch Off! 

[SlashedInHalf]

KARMA CHARGER DOES NOT LIKE YOU STALKING THE HELPLESS SAD WITCH.

[wolflord183]

@SlashedInHalf sir you just earned +1 interwebz good day~

[joshuapsgibbons]

'Shit it's Nicks Ex-wife!' Always loved that quote.

[CoDWikiTMOI]

0:43 Karma Charger is always watching...

[Jesscookie1]

lol, I always found the first song annoying.

[Xdeneration59]

KARMA CHARGER DOES NOT APPROVE OF LOOKING AT WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

[bioniclemac300]

witch:THE GOVERNMENT CAME AND TOOK MY BABY

[DepressedFox]

Trip and die?

0:23

(No, I know she was shot. But please. Take the joke.)

[SuperGameFreak69]

y u didnt cut the shit outta here?

[misslpslover1233]

Witch: Why,Dad,why did you leave to kill suvivors daddy?T_T Charger:Stay away form my girlfriend wendy!!! Female boomer:Dont rape or kill my angel!! Wendy:DADDY!!*sobs and grawls*T_T Surviver:Wendy? Wendy loveheart? Wendy:Ellis?=) Ellis:Listen im sorry. I should of- Wendy:-Its to late for apolizes dont you think? Ellis:Wendy I killedyour Father. Wendy:YOU WHAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!>=( Ellis:Wendy- Wendy:*attacks Ellis* Ellis:*kills Wendy* Ellis:Wendy I still love you.T_T

[Random00ish]

Aw shes crying cuz they closed the mall.

[Platsick]

... hm, a Witch looks like that thing at the ending of REC xD

[The123musiclover]

Lights don't startle the wandering witch

[makotomikami]

DID HE DIEDED?

[nightsandreala123]

i dont know why but i love watching l4d videos befor bed and then i have nightmares

[TheVVitch]

Female boomer WTF? I've never seen one before. BTW the old witch song is better but its still scary.

[Penguinqueen423]

I notice when you get too close to the witch,lots of zombies come as if their trying to tell you to back off from the witch....That's so nice! :)

[Sylux9501]

Karma Chager doesn't approve you looking at the witch

[koalatalk]

the witch from the passing is freaking awesome, she is wearing a wedding dress

[SkyPrince18]

hahahahah witches is hungry look at there body they are like walking sticks hahahahahahahah

[Rhy2412]

actually phenixflame123, the voices play when u approach her,the voices get more intense and louder as u agitate her,and get within her personal space,but if u noticed she's not as aggressive as the night witch,the night witch is startled in 4 sec in expert,the wandering one is startled in about 12 sec,with this ample time avoidance is easy,and she's a larger target.

[bezia12]

that was the karma charger for distubing the witch

[chrischimera]

That charger literally came out of nowhere :O

[SailorMars768]

Look at her little feet. How cute.

[Nenalynn13]

It looks like she has to pee. lol and can't find the bathrooms ahahahhahahhaha!

[MrThekillers123]

why is the witch crying ok i play l4d2 but i dont get it

[TomTom6055]

The singing the witch does is sexy. Like a siren.

[Kingofeurope]

She just wants a hug, really.

[NawKeeSha]

@Kingofeurope

Yeah! Every time I see her sitting or walking around, I feel like just walking past her and sparing her life.....until she sees me then tries to kill me....then it's just go time!!

But yeah. I would totally hug her if I could....without getting killed....

[preciousangel18]

omg . now she's wandering around? i like the female boomer. she pops out, you see her and she's like "Oh...shit...I ain't gonna waste my bile on you. you're just gonna kill me anyways." poor witchie. HUGZ !

[getfreegamesfast]

the witch cries out of joy cuz she didn't become a boomer (stupid theory)

on a site i read(could be fake though)that witches lost their parents in the infection.

They cry because of it and wander around to find them.

or they are just depressed

[TheBlackBird11]

@getfreegamesfast The thing about the witch is that they are rapevictims, or abused by someone, and they cry becuse they have those flashbacks, and she doesn't wanna get disturbed, Now when a witch startles, she attacks, and if she kills, she will go away and hide to cry again, becuse the state of the shock of what they have done to the victim.

[AimUser13]

Does anyone really know why she crys? Is it just to try to trick people? o.O

[TheLollercoster]

Karma Charger goes LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[cleon1147]

chargers jackoff

[DarkBladeAngel]

Just when you thought the Witch couldn't get any creepier.

[RawrRoxas]

LOL, the music made me laugh

I wanna hug the witchie though!!!

The female boomer was like "Ohhh greatttt"

xD

[3grayhulk]

Wats so facinating about a walking witch I see them all the time

[IMarwanI]

LOL at the Charger he got some sounds that dont fit him at all lol and the female boomer was just funny like "HAH!" *u see her* "OH SHIT WTF" then dies lol

and all that and witch is just wandering around lol

[Thesoulkeeper16]

whats this a horror movie whats in this this doen't show the great spot kill the witch

[Thesoulkeeper16]

shoot this sucks this is very make tagal jejejkeje

[MonoxideChild1219]

Karma Charger.

[DEATHPWNZALL]

0:21 the zombie had a stroke

[Mygirlfan1]

i've never seen a female boomer before

THAT WAS SCARY THE WITCHES MUSIC

[ErichGrooms1]

Charger and Female Boomer is protecting the Witch! LOL

[Brucer420]

She's got some purdy little feet.

[karankenZ]

Lol the video got a wikia link for wandering witch, anyway the player is kinda noob for not strafe dodging that obvious charger lol

[PPGZepisodes]

holy frick her new music is creepy!!! O.o

[coakley45]

you should have hit here with the sword

[justus954]

1:02 "omg! pervert watching my litle honey!" you kill'd witch's mother X(

[iamprincebones]

rape the witch?

[soldier24456]

wow nice charecter choice ellis is cool

[shadowangelcrystal12]

witch+charger+jockey=PWN

[bikutorusan]

Poor witch, whyoh why does everybody insist on provoking that poor witch. :( She deserves to mourn in solitude. On another note, MAN those chargers are a pain in the ass.

[thedixtube]

In left 4 dead 2 I killed a charger with a bat

[bikutorusan]

Hah, no way! Well done if you did, mate. :) Do you remember the difficulty you pulled that off in?

[Moupimoupimoupi]

I think about anyone can kill Chargers with melee weapons. Hell, it's probably the fastest way.

[alecson95]

@thedixtube obviously u could, u just have to directly hit the weak spot, The HEAD! simple... its been proven~!

[NintendoQuest]

Looks like someone just got dumped... XD

[thedixtube]

U know I never thought of that

[thedixtube]

U know I never thought of that oh and by the way what does XD mean?

[NintendoQuest]

@thedixtube XD is like a face it isnt like a LOL

[thedixtube]

oh... I kind of get it

[Noodless121]

I tmight be clearer if you watch anime or see the emoticon animated.

[Sephirath21000]

@thedixtube it means that the person is laughing: the "X" symbolizes the emote's eyes, while the "D" is the guys smiling mouth: XD

[DarkKrystal]

Her new crying sounds so sad... :( I wanna hug her!

[joshguy64]

Don't try it though, because she will rip you to shreds with those long claws of hers, as what she almost did to Ellis here in the video when he startled her...

[dannybhoy1234567]

@DarkKrystal lol if ud ot hat ur face will be ripped off and shell eat u :P just tellin u

[VampireGunner]

@DarkKrystal Ikr?! I always hate killing a witch, I want to just go comfort her, not kill her! Curse you valve for making a huggable person a mean zombie! D: Though I appreciate L4D, I like the Witch. :(

[deathrifle]

@DarkKrystal

Are you kidding??? Even if i found one just sitting there id run for my life!

[EdwinShy2]

@DarkKrystal Same here even if she killed me

[joshyking1]

@DarkKrystal really you want to hug her xD

[temari9922]

@DarkKrystal yeah and get ur face ripped off o.e

[The123musiclover]

@temari9922 high five for saying the same thing *high five*

[temari9922]

@The123musiclover haha totally!!! *high five*

[The123musiclover]

@DarkKrystal And it'll rip your face off

[BriannaDawnc]

@DarkKrystal Hey if you think you could hug her and live to tell about it be my guest

[Dominub]

@DarkKrystal Good luck with that

[phenixflame123]

no? o.o

[thedixtube]

thx i watched the video and it was not scary ;-)

[mariobuzzer1]

@thedixtube dude are you some kinda pussy

[ffspkzorz]

WTF is a bacteria

[phenixflame123]

Bacteria is what Valve uses as a name/placeholder for the songs that the Director is able to play based on the situation. So as I get closer to the Wandering Witch it plays the eerie music, which is her bacteria. Or when the Boomer is near by you hear a tinge of her bacteria playing to symbolize where she is. Next time you get pounced by a hunter, the song playing when he pounces is his bacteria :D

Hope this clears that up.

[sketcher4lyfe]

the charger always coming to the witches aid idk why..

[meatball203451]

@sketcher4lyfe cuz chargers wanna get laid

[LivableDoom]

Heres a Tip if you want to avoid the wandering witch

if it says she groand softly she is aware your there if she screams either teammates have shotguns and kill her or your 1 dead sucker

[danixulo2]

The machete is my favourite second weapon and later the Magnum (Desert Eagle).

[Fled91]

fuck she´s creepy.... O_O

[sagesaria]

Is it just me or does her crying sound even more fake than the regular Witch?

[youllhumalong]

I completely agree with you.

[FuckTheFetus]

the witch is crying because her mom wouldn't let her see the new twilight movie and because she wanted to be a sparkly vampire not a gross zombie

[phenixflame123]

Cus you know, posting multiple comments is a great way to inform people what you think, especially when it is just one video. :D

[videogirl201]

creepy but poor witch

why is she crying??????

i feel sorry for her

[Neve110]

when she was human she a blonde hair to her shoulders blue eyes super white teeth and they were pefect she was basically one of the best looking people on this earth but then her looks got ruined cause of he infection now shes the opposite :/

[misslpslover1233]

@videogirl201 shes crying because she has no friends so when they try to kill her she gets mad.

[XBloodstar]

The Witch crys so much. I just want to give her a BIG hug.

[rosesiochi]

lol boomer in a bikini XD

[Onasariel]

I feel sorry for both. They sound so sad :c

[nightslash3535]

Wandering Witch's startle radius is much smaller than the original Witch since now she walks and made her less annoying.

[handbookof]

She's crying D':

[ssbbjester]

If you try to kill a witch with a machete......your'e boned.When you try to kill a witch with a chainsaw like what EliteTHChannel said,you kill the witch......

[sagesaria]

I almost died laughing when I killed my first wandering Witch with a chainsaw. I seriously didn't expect it to go so well; I didn't even get a "You startled the Witch!" warning, she died so quickly XD

[worldofwarcraft011]

LOL

[LuffyDumpkins]

...And that is what happens when you try playing "chicken" with a witch. XD

[uzimakiking]

you should of cutted off her head when you had the chance... fail kill

[Sazer333]

Like thats even possible >_>

[Luv4videogames]

you do that and see how it works out for you

[gmaeboy757]

bitch dont have anythin to cry bout

[vitorbarbosa]

I guess she was rapped by a charger...

[gmaeboy757]

yeah the old witch song was better but this one is still creepy

[EliteTHChannel]

Lol, you don't go after a witch with a machete. If you wanna melee kill her, your best chance is to use a chainsaw. Like in the Sugar Mill

[nicocamacho]

lol at the bottom it said leave her alone nxt time lol

[berggoldberd619]

wow witch can walk. but the old skool witch are crying sitted

[LonelySoulEmo]

The witch isn't weaker people you can kinda see that Coach has a shot gun when he stumbles back. xP

[CrveniGavran]

old witch song is scarier, this one sounds like bad opera :x

[VocaloidDTM]

The Witch is so fucken weak in L4D2 its awesome fail.

[aljonflores]

lol boomer on a swimsuit?LOL!

[DartFrost]

charger like " get away from my girlfriend"

[hhapppyychappyy]

lucky lol

[friedp00]

lol u shot her in the vagina lol

[TeeRells711]

L4d1 : witch  L4d2 : wandering witch what's next? L4d3 : Running witch? Lmaoo

[RE4boyo]

not really but this one's better

L4d1 : witch L4D2: wandering with

L4D3 :

[Juliana6199]

lol wat about jumping witch or flying witch?

[RoyalSaiyan]

@Juliana6199 Yeah, I would love that!

[Lunithx]

Lol hax :o

[youbad1231234]

lol i dont think about flyin witch but jumping witch sounds cool

[shadow12545]

wow she died quick :P

[pikminlord1]

Lol don't startle the witch!

[RE4boyo]

the Wandering Bitch...

[xbkx19]

omg....OPERA SINGERS XD

[RE4boyo]

i was just about to write that

[xbkx19]

lol good idea

[xbkx19]

1:24 - 1:29 she screams LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE lol

and you could always write nature has startled the witch