"Quack Attack" MIGHTY DUCKS GANGSTA RAP by Lil Deuce Deuce

[freakingretard]

I see this kind of question posted on YouTube a lot as an idiotic meme comment, but I am genuinely wondering how this only has ~191,000 views. It should be something like 2 million by now, maybe more. It's awesome in every way, right down to the little phasing sound effect from the chorus near the end, the "always gangster" guy, and John Impact.

[shadysoilder00]

Why the fuck is this video so good?

[abcsinspace]

I find myself coming back to this video. It makes me happy c:

[100double]

Make more awsome raps like this one :)

[Jameska50]

Duks suck Go red wings

[Daxinar0]

I love the fact that you used one of the instrumental parts as an opportunity to explain the font you were using. XD

[TheDarklord597]

Dude, who are you?

[TheRealGHound]

Why doesn't this video have more views?! It's freakin awesome

[kaffdogg]

this reminded me of the lonely island xD

[Fesensok]

This is actually some fucking good shit!

[andrekeji]

its sounds like lil deuce deuce is on steriods

[TheStormMage]

MIGHTY DUCKS MOTHERFUCKER!

[Jameska50]

@TheStormMage The wings are better

[ElmoVee]

My name is Emilio, so this video was quite an experience for me. Nobody's ever named Emilio. :(

[wolfclaw719]

as soon sa i herad "dawsons ccreek i thought about watching the unsociables later.

[hippiechik95]

I see the thumbnail has been changed. I like it.

[Lengi123]

i liked the part where he flamed charlie sheen three times in a row...

[USArmyCavalry]

What's received more hits, this video or Charlie Sheens ex wife?

[Jameska50]

Ducks suck go Red wings

[coloradokid1992]

@Jameska50 The Wings can rarely ever get by the Ducks in the playoffs anymore, you're a joke

[ThatAwesomeCat]

sheen masheen..

[mosultov]

the film is fuckin amazing

[SkyFightWarrior]

This is fuckin' amazing, keep it up!

[DarkOniro]

one of the best parts 2:03

[Simpkin1992]

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!

[shipova43]

@Simpkin1992 its quack i thot



[1337Frederick]

Lmfao!

[calvinTROLL]

Duke nukem in the next vid

[DarkOniro]

i will like to know if that is ur real voice

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@DarkOniro Yeah, it's my real voice, but I'm using a lot of overdubs...if I performed this live I'd probably have to take a bit of the grit off of it or I'd run out of breath.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@calvinTROLL Uuuuuh...? Not sure what you mean by dobs. But I use Digital Performer to make music.

[lazyeyestuffballs]

@LilDeuceDeuce I would also like to know where you live and put your keys to the house. Since we're on the subject.

[latergee]

My favorite line is "I think I sold rocks, to Joshua Jackson, so if y saw d3 u should ask for your money back, son!"

[jamescabit]

@LilDeuceDeuce - this is some of the funniest shit I have EVER seen. Job damn well done.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@jamescabit Thanks man!

[missreader97]

I said SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[DancePalooza]

0:33-0:37 made me laugh so hard

[Guymanguy12345]

Made me watch the cartoon movie again

[danielmrussell]

Brain 'sploded.

[MultiGameKing101]

2:23 WTF????? "So if you seen D3 you should not throw yo money back son" and the lyrics say "you should not ask for yo money back" LMAO XD

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@MultiGameKing101 Actually the lyric I wrote is the same as what I said:

"So if you saw D3 you should ask for your money back, son"

[ZeroIsMany]

This remind me a lot about Rucka Rucka Ali in a good way.

[HappySRBIN]

I fucking love this!

[nijelly12345]

I like the editing and the song. flows smoothly. very enjoyable

[AntonielDL]

You should do more of those cheap hit videos. Thats the best video Iv'e seen

[DSxTaels]

Who the fuck!!!! LoL!

[L5212]

Dude, your music is so great, i love all your songs ^^

i can't buy them on ITUNES because i still living with my parents and i help them with my money :( but someday...i will buy them

[GameNightdotNet]

How bout a rap about Rygar?and That old hulk and friends wrestling cartoon.

[whaohdoublerainbow]

was that really you at 05:00

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@whaohdoublerainbow Nah, that's not me, it's just something I stole off Google images. He does look a tiny bit like me if I gained 100+ pounds and started smoking.

[EdgeHeadTubeV2]

This was hilarious. Thank you for honoring my childhood.

[biohazard9907]

Now put your hands down and shut the fuck up"..... "I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[Kerguelen88]

Why did you take down Fuck You in the Ass (With A Bat)?!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@Kerguelen88 Because from the moment I released that video I've been getting negative feedback from people saying it's not as good as my other stuff. Which is fair I think. I still think it's an okay video but I figure I might as well put my best foot forward and weed out the weaker stuff.

[biglakewheeler]

@LilDeuceDeuce boo that noise. i just found your stuff. never got the opportunity to watch it. so because of haters i don't get to see it? thats BULL SHIT!

[kiju243]

Quack quack, bitches.

[guntotingmeateater]

0.o Thsi guy just made a rap about the mighty ducks. And it's epic. And badass.

Thanks, Jacksfilms. Brought me here.

[AwesomePinkDUBSTEP]

you should in HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD OMG :D SUBSCRIBED <3 <3 <3

[giokayne]

You might look at russ and say what the hell,

is that the token black guy from SNL...

Garret Morris?

NO!

Finesse Mitchell?

WHO DA FUCK!!

Chris Rock?

YOU MUST BE JOKIN'!!!

I luv that part

[swe3rset]

I give the "swe3rset's international award of awesomness" to LilDeuceDuece for "Quack Attack" MIGHTY DUCKS GANGSTA RAP by Lil Deuce Deuce

[abcsinspace]

I have to admit, Your real name is pretty sweet.

[Sulfurr01]

Now raise your hands to the sky and sing!

Everyday people say to Emilio-

Now put your hands down and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Whats up coach? Whats the dealio?

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!

D.3!

i laughed my ass off.

[genralrap]

lil duce your immature in many ways but epic maybe a clean rap would be rap

p.s.your awsome this is why i say this

[bowser782]

this is hilarious, lol and it's hilarious that all of this is true lol

[llxOkamixll]

QUACK ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperRandomToast]

I think I've sseen D1 ..

But, Awesome song XDDDDD

[WarriorsOrochi2]

Epic., fucking Epic

[Kaijufan77]

sharks ftw eat those ducks sharky

[Gamer2Infinity]

Thumps up if you went WTF?! when he said "now put your hands down and shut the fuck up!"

[TheAKisawsome]

who said that white people cant rap

[Alexmercer246]

Going to name my son Charlie Conway (insert Last name here)

[megaaceful]

quack

[Alexmercer246]

If any one has trouble asking out a girl,look up the art of succinct compliments

[Alexmercer246]

If ANYONE has trouble asking out a girl,I know a channel. @summertimesend look up the art of suncinct compliments

[noname98tousand]

This video has more win than CHARLIE SHEEN

[Alexmercer246]

If I ever have a child who doesn't know who the mighty ducks are,on my headstone it will say:

I HAVE FAILED AS A PARENT

[NotBleu]

This man is making next level beats with his PC computer.

[TheXboxVisitors]

Quack , Quack, Quack , CRACK, CRACK !

[DamnYouPoland]

you blew my fucking mind with the rap battle, but this shit is awesome! great job!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@XSMJXZomBi3 Thanks :) It's okay, all three movies basically follow the same formula, with varying levels of knuckle puck.

[serazac25]

this vid has more hits than CHARLIE SHEEN

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@serazac25 I have to admit this made me lol. Well, it made me chortle. Can I say "chol" instead of "lol"?

[serazac25]

@LilDeuceDeuce sure :D haha, i think its cool the man himself choled at my comment :P

[395obuc]

1:56

WHO DA FUCK!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@395obuc Certain mysteries of the universe may never be answered, such as WHO DA FUCK

[Alexmercer246]

I MUST SING THIS WHEN I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@Alexmercer246 Haha...if you sang this to your grandchildren they'd probably just say, "Grandpa's off his meds again"

[MASTERBLOXER]

@LilDeuceDeuce charlie sheen NOT AMUSED.But pancakes vs waffles should be the meme....

[DoctorSpontaneous]

@LilDeuceDeuce man screw him, he's just jealous he cant come up with lyrics like yours :P

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@claracrazy2008 Thank you. I know it's not much compared to the big boys but 100,000+ views has already greatly exceeded my expectations, considering this started out as an inside joke on facebook.

[doobs05]

@LilDeuceDeuce you couldnt stop when you played hockey, so was that you in D2, you know the kid who couldnt stop? I IMDB that shit but im on mobile phone and dont want to stop the song

[DoctorSpontaneous]

For some reason a genius with words screaming at you about efin' D2 mighty ducks, is awesome. This is real rap son, screw them overrated pop stars!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@DoctorSpontaneous Thank you. I find it funny you call this "real rap" because I had some guy on here a couple months ago spouting off about how much he hates ironic fake rap like this tune...he was all pissed off because I wasn't "just rapping about my life".

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@claracrazy2008 Thank you.. Can I exchange Kudos into Internet Dollars?

[DOGGIFY]

0:53 I just lost

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@DOGGIFY You lost it? or you lost THE GAME?

[DOGGIFY]

@LilDeuceDeuce pretty much both lol

[dsabingroce]

i like this for 2 reasons. 1) it is FUCKING EPIC. 2) my friend is named after dawson's creek

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@dsabingroce I bet your friend's name is Dawson. But I think it would be more hardcore to call a kid Dawson's Creek James Van Der Beek Pre-Lobotomy Katie Holmes (Insert Last Name Here)

Pre-Lobotomy actually sounds kind of pretty. Maybe I'll name my next daughter that.

[RenigmaX]

@LilDeuceDeuce I would hate to see what your current daughter is named.

[doobs05]

Talking to a buddy about mighty ducks after showing him this song and he said Conway sucked.....said he was a third liner.....he played hockey until he was 18 and he said the triple deake was a dumb move.....but I told him "little deuce deuce would never NEVER lie to his fans"

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@doobs05 haha...you probably shouldn't take my advice on hockey because I was terrible. I started playing when I was 14 and I didn't know how to stop, so every time I came off the ice I would just go slamming into the boards to stop myself.

[SDAng3l]

know would be funny someone put their name as LilDoucheDouche to make fun of you

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@SDAng3l LilDoucheDouche wouldn't be too far from the truth. I picked this name from one of those random rap-name generator websites because it was the douchiest, most ridiculous rap nameI could find.

I might pull a Diddy soon and rename myself Lil Deuxce.

[NerfZombieApocalypse]

... MOM, DID YOU DRUG MY FOOD?!?!?

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@NerfZombieApocalypse Your mom didn't have to drug your food, because FOOD IS A DRUG! and EATING IS AN ADDICTION! ANYTHING you put into your body is a DRUG, and ANYTHING you do more than once is a HABIT. "But if I stop eating I'll die!" Not True! This is the biggest lie in history! It is not food that keeps you alive, but your WILL. In fact, it is food or eating (your DIEt) that is killing you! (Psychotic ramblings copypasta-ed from here: librarising . com)

[NerfZombieApocalypse]

@LilDeuceDeuce ...My.Mind.Is.Fucked.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@NerfZombieApocalypse ...Thanks.Man.

[SDAng3l]

this was 3 minutes of my life wasted

[xMCxAnonymousx]

Finesse Mitchel... WHO THE FUCK?!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@xMCxAnonymousx No seriously...who da fuck is Finesse Mitchell? I don't recognize him when he's not in drag. Actually, there was a pretty funny SNL sketch where he made fun of the fact that the only way he could get into skits was by being typecast as the token dude in drag. I can't find it on here though.

[RenigmaX]

I love how I found you.

Subscribed instantly. Videos are insane, and I love when you sound... well hardcore?

+ I love your comments. You shred people in them too. ^^;

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@RenigmaX Thanks! Gotta admit I'm not out to shred people in the comments, mainly just amuse myself a bit (and hopefully others?) I said this on a different comment, but probably the reason I try to sound hardcore is because I actually drive a minivan in real life. Minivans are awesome though. Electric sliding doors FTW!

[RenigmaX]

@LilDeuceDeuce I get the awkward impression I've seen your van before...

I wish I had a minianything. Probably a bus. Nothing more gaaaangsta then a black minivan with $ spinners.

Amirite or Amirite?

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@RenigmaX Haha...people keep posting this dumb chain letter on my videos about "How sex starts!!!!" I'll tell you how sex starts: "Free Candy" painted on the side of a van.

[RenigmaX]

@RenigmaX "Free Candy"*

[FiendishHe11ion]

I think I developed a new respect for The Mighty Ducks and Emilio Estevez, haha! Again, amazing lyrics and beat. Keep up the awesome work!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@FiendishHe11ion Thank you. That reminds me, somebody set up a fake twitter feed for Emilio Estevez that's nothing but forced Mighty Ducks references. It's pretty funny. @EmlioSheen. Hasn't been updated in awhile though.

[bigcheva]

How sex starts!!!

A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to finger a finger leads to hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck and a suck leads to a fuck! Right after you read it. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vids in 15 mins, your saf

[aDescarrega]

Oh yeah man, that's REAL gangsta rap ! Loove it motherfucker !

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@aDescarrega Maybe I should call this "quacksta rap." Doesn't really roll off the tongue though.

[abcsinspace]

This needs more views, RIGHT NOW.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@abcsinspace Thanks man. If you want to help it get more views you can like/fav or post it to your facebook, show it to your grandma, your dog, or your grandma's dog...the options are endless.

[TheLeaderNOW]

18 people play for the Hawks...or Iceland...or Varsity....

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@TheLeaderNOW Well played. I think Iceland was the most ridiculous opponent out of all the Ducks movies, so I blame Iceland.

[TheLeaderNOW]

@LilDeuceDeuce Haha, usually I don't make the dumb thumbs down jokes...BUT I love Mighty Ducks and had to throw my nerd skills out there.

It's not worth winning...IF YOU CAN'T WIN BIG!!!!

[jenny4ever22]

good song but really who has the time to research the font they use xD

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@jenny4ever22 I spent many hours researching the history of Impact font...but it was worth it. John Impact was a genius and it's truly a shame that he's not a household name.

[nandodrake2]

Dude... make some more songs... Im sure we have enough pop-culture references for you to make it... if Seth Greene can do it, so can you!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@nandodrake2 Thanks man...just working on a collaboration right now, hopefully we'll have something readysoon. Ah yes, the Seth Greene method of forced pop culture references, I know and love it well. It reminds me of the standup comic from a Metalocalypse episode who did nothing but say 'remember x': "Autobots--remember those? How about decepticons? What about masters of the universe? Hey, talk about egomaniacs. Remember the Snorks. Remember those? Snork. Snooorks."

[jaredp626]

except for charlie conway he was pretty DEECE

[Lueragirl]

you should do one about chevy chase

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@Lueragirl I am a fan of the Landshark bit on SNL. I was leaning more towards doing one about Dodge Pursuit though.

BA-DOOM CHICK.

[Lueragirl]

@LilDeuceDeuce Sorry but someone hacked into my account and I have no clue what this is! Lol again sorry!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@Lueragirl You have no clue what this is...but do any of us truly know what 'this' is? It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. The answer is out there, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

[Supernaturality]

This video... pretty deece.

[FluidScoldistro]

"NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!" best shit i ever heard llllooollll!

[ddelz01]

love it

[RIFFIK4LIFE]

LOL....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEAH!!!!!



[killmeandit]

Finesse mitchell?

WHO DA FUCK?!?

[bustyodust]

DEECE

[Deegbot]

what about the spanish kid who skated fast as fuck?

when it came to stopping that kid really fucking sucked

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@Deegbot Man, I forgot about that kid in D2. I had to wikipedia it. Nice.

[Deegbot]

Him, the cowboy who knew how to use a lassoo... the 'dude, he's a TEENAGER?!?' guy skating around wearing a walkman... D2 really broke sterotype boundaries.

[riffraff1089]

This is f**king awesome, cannot stop listening man this and the ninja turtles one, "everyday people say to emilio, what's up coach what's the dealio" thank you please make more!

[radcastrodotcom]

DEEEEEECE!! Catchy as hell. Love the hook

[denzellskater]

YES!

[GoofyManiak99]

WHO DA FUCK?

oh god, i love this song too much

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@GoofyManiak99 Thanks man. I've got a new rap up about the Ninja Turtles (and a bunch of other random crap.) Check out my channel. Hope you like it.

[halpyman]

STRONG work

[fitzy1294]

i literally busted when flawless victory came up

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@fitzy1294 The question is, what did you bust: gut or nut?

[cj62392]

wtf is that thing at 1:21 ?

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@cj62392 That's one of the characters from the Mighty Ducks cartoon series that aired in the mid-90s. For some reason the cartoon was about a race of gigantic alien ducks who grew up on Puckworld, a planet where everything about their society revolved around hockey. The ducks come to Earth and fight crime I think. I don't remember. I just remember the cartoon was pretty stupid and that most of the Ducks talked like generic edgy coolguy surferdudes.

[shinumaruX]

@cj62392 A duck.

[genwye]

This video is pretty DEECE!

[paintballman19]

how is this only at 91k views?

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@paintballman19 I'm actually really happy with 91k+ because I remember the first week this was up, it was only getting about 100 views a day. So I'm just excited that there are people out there who want to watch it. If you want to help spread the word you can repost the video on facebook, twitter, message boards etc. Thanks for watching! Got a new one up my sleeve that should be a return to the random pop culture goodness

[macmoney59]

such a cool song

[Nythious]

This is great. Is there any rap that is similar to this? I freaking love it.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@Nythious Thanks man. If you check out my channel there are other videos I've uploaded and stuff in my favourites that are pretty similar.

[SecondStudent]

Greatest thing I have ever watched.

[LilDeuceDeuce]

@SecondStudent  Thanks man, I appreciate it.