Welcome to Japan: Episode 1

[pYthQn]

ばか

[bouya11111]

癖になりそう

[Jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

i fapped to this anyway

[vancanman2]

Bloody stupid. 何それ。デラ焦らす。

[TheRakhym]

stupid american woman...

[sonoeyuzu]

disturbing.

[kentokyo]

これコメディーっていうよりも、捕鯨反対に日本蔑視を乗せている­ものでしょ。

捕鯨に反対なら、それだけに対する批判意見を言えばいいのに。

[magickobayashi]

ばかばかしい、みっともないからやめなさいよ

[zelda01zelda01]

auhahauhauahuahuah I have no words, that's simply: auhauahauhauhauaha

[rocktohell]

Man we all should have passed this stage of maturity by now.......

[kokuria]

nice vid

[Rael0505]

this was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life

[ThexJokersxJester]

This was so weird to watch. XD It was like watching some of the girls I used to go to school with talk about how much they love Japan while pronouncing shit horribly in Japanese.

A girl who really was from Japan said that she wanted to hit them. LOL. It was awesome, because she's like the sweetest thing ever.

[slachx2]

this video is perfect for wapanese and Weeaboos

[slachx2]

when she said "i want to put you in sushi and eat you" i remembered the true story of the japanese cannibal "Issei Sagawa" in 1981 he killed and ate an irish woman of 25 year old.

[leandrasin]

What looked like a funny vid at the beginning turned out to be full of xeno, racist and offensive remarks

"Dont judge..." -> Ur being judgemental yourself ffs

[Monastor]

One of the most pathetic videos Ive ever seen on this site. A nightmare

[blahk04]

Is this supposed to make me support Greenpeace? This is the most racist shit Ive seen in a long time. This is disgusting. Greenpeace is messed up.

[groterichard]

the americans are big yea fat big fat they are all fat not strong

[sexxmcrxbanana]

thats weird.

[CrookedTeethNips]

Many Japanese have weird mentality and two-faced character.

They pretend to be polite infront of you but the reality is that they show the whites of eyes after u turned back,Typical double standard.

Many Japs are disgusting racists and perverted rapist by born.You cant do anything about that.LOL

[leandrasin]

and by doing that type of remark what are u? -.-

[diexisxlove]

God, PETA & Greenpeace just love to shit on themselves, don't they? Racism, comparing survivors AND victims of the holocaust to animals, comparing slaves to cows... fuck extremist groups and this disgusting video.

[leandrasin]

good point there diexisxlove

this vid is just wrong

[sunflowersunflowersu]

fantasticu ne?

[newtobayarea]

This is just wrong!!

[wizard20]

She looks like lilly allen! Yea!

[wizard20]

lol 0:30

[chiChikako]

It's a fucking Greenpeace campaign ad. Racists, trying to make Japan look racist.

[sonyguyus]

That's Great. I didn't think a american could pull off acting like a japanese person, but she sure did. I love all her work with the comedy troup Summer of tears.

[thecharlotteness]

Right-o then... what ever the hell that was xD

[invaderjupitor]

Lol, it's funny how she kept saying 'don't judge me' and 'ne' after everything

[killerrodan]

lol

[CutieHoni]

lol xD

[Johnny1455]

What the hell China gets enough Fair Pay in Factories.

[peytonicpeytonian]

This is GAY

[jaynez31]

That what's reason many Japanese citizens have migrated into US and became a naturalized citizen. Many Japanese folks became sucessful business or obtain high Federal Governments positions (GS-11, 12, 15, and above) and military officers (O-5, O-6, and above O-7) to penetrate US from top to down gradually and live in Mclean, Cabin John, Potomac, Goerge Town, or around Fairfax county?

[megumegu1229]

英語は全くダメだから分からないけど

反日多いんですね・・。

でもそれだけ注目されてるんでしょうね。

原爆がどうとかって本当に過去に習わない外国人が多いんですね。­道徳的なものも欠如してるんですね。

精神的に成長できないって日本人的には

信じられないな。人は多くの経験から成長してくはずなんだけどね­・・。

[hellobrooklyn307]

日本の方は的を得たコメントばかりですね。

youtubeの反日コメントには毎回傷つきます。

zaps should be nuked again!クソ日本にはまた核を落とすべきだ！

なんてコメントがあちこちにあります。

[candykr0n]

I can't tell if it's racist aginst Japan, America, or both. It's funny either way. xD

[JapaneseDolphinMeat]

holy shit..this is fuckin hilarious XFD!!!

[saintengel92]

Otaku....

[saintengel92]

Otaku....

[taitei96]

これがアメリカ人だよ

他国の文化が流行ると笑いものにして馬鹿にする排他主義的な国な­んだ

他民族国家だからこそ排他的なんだろうね

[rocktohell]

@taitei96 日本人ほど根で排他的な人種はいないだろ。実を言えば「外人」は­「違う」ことを受け入れることになれてるんだよ

[Kitosoma]

@taitei96 これは皮肉だ。

[HelloThereScience]

Funniest thing ever!

[AgentofEvil]

Wow... I didn't know we were still trying to pass off racism as humor? Didn't that fall out of favor a few decades ago?

[kupyukproductions]

LOLOL...so true

[paliwoo]

i dunno wtheck is this, but it's sure funny.oh, btw tht women is hideous

[paliwoo]

hahahahahahahahahaa

[umetaro565]

「おっぱっぴー」って分かります？

[Gspijkenisse]

印象が 一番強く 残っている。 印象が一番強く残っている。 印象が 一番強 く残って , いる。!!

[ImInuyashasKagome]

*_* I DO NOT want to put you in sushi and eat you! Im Japanese And I Dont Have a Speech Error I Say "English" Not "Engrish" Like You Think. Racists...

[madoca1]

This woman looks like my wife.

[MaxPayne909]

gross

[yuuasdftyuubu]

Westerners have many misunderstand about Japan.

They don't know truth even now when global is advanced information society.

[yuuasdftyuubu]

I've never seen her clothes in Japan.

[RiemDuze]

lol, nothin can replace a cute japanese girl.

[RVsaidso2]

Obviously, the actress isn't even Japanese.

[darkjuju2006]

*golf clap*

[ninjasamuraibanzai]

I think this video is ok. what I do think is racist is some of the comments posted here. I'm Japanese, by the way.

[SssukiDaiYo]

I loled so hard.

[adi116]

that's what we like to call Engrish.

great language.

[akagi001]

I like sushi

[mkenshin]

dont waste your time and watch this video please!

[chicken237]

i love this video

[shimauma]

まったく賛成

[jazzenthusiagirl]

She's mentally lacking. I want to hit her.

[cwazymbfan]

AMEN SOUL SISTA!

[creoendios89]

The whole fake Japanese thing freaks me out.

[ChonosTack]

なにこのugly bitchは？

すんげーブサイクｗ頭おかしい人にしか見えない

[shinichiadvance]

何がしたいんだ彼女は？　why is she pretending Japanese accent? What is she trying to do?

日本人でここまで英語喋れる奴があんなあからさまに日本語訛りし­てたらすげえ不自然。単にからかってるだけ？

[lilbasilio]

lol i think she's on crack man i mean she looks high

[esgimasd]

I wanted to hate this, but I couldn't help laughing! That triple laugh/ clap effect is going to give me nightmares lol

[webglue]

Completely moronic. That ugly woman should be put in prison.

[McOwnsYou]

Somebody forgot to take their Prozac.

[poofly02]

lol. this is the funniest shit i've ever seen on youtube. great!

[edmundwong]

普通にウザイｗｗｗ

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Up yours!!!!!

[japaneseDREAM]

why is the ugly girl not showing her tits?

[harrycarlitos91]

you guys are probably right, but as long as i get to look at her tits in a bikini, its alright with me

[mynameisanya]

UUUUGGGHHHH HUUUUUUUH JUSTA KIDDING EEEHHH... I SPEAKA ENGRISHER!! hahahaaa

[audisport]

Just quit comedy altogether. This is pathetic.. And it comes across as racist. Shes probably one of those crazy insecure women whos got problems in her life. She has to mock the japanese people for her own satisfaction. I don't see anybody who respects people or themselves doing stupid shit like this.

[GigaBoost]

Hahhaha wapaneese

[dearestsarah]

AHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS

i love this beyond reason

[franya123]

loved it! i love the way people are so quick to call this racist. lighten up! everyone is so PC these days. you cant do anything without offending someone.

[LilFuFuBunniez]

Bikini's? wut >>??

xD;;

[jRojas24]

ummmm...oh,k?

[essahomes]

stupid whitie

[344TE]

Do you guys really think she is Japanese? Absolutely not!!! Her Japanese accent is poor. It's just funny makin' video by someone who is not Japanese. Look at her face. Does she seem like Japanese? NO fuckin way!

[Corrado7mari]

you tell someone's naionality from her face? Grow up! Now, I wouldn't presume to claim that you're Japanese just because that racist attitude is so predominant in Japan. UC, I know a few Japanese who don't make assumtions based on one's face (or mother-tongue, or skin colur, or or high, or blood-type, etc), and a few non-Japanese who do. But still, the statistics on racist attitudes and assuptions run against Japanese people. Long live the exceptions!

[shinichiadvance]

because Japan has been a isolated country in its history, we Japanese feel strange when we see Japanese whose mother tongue is not Japanese and whose face does not look like Japanese. It is not racism. It is just because of its history and culture. I felt very strange when I see this woman because she doesn't look japanese and doesn't sound Japanese but she still pretends she is japanese

[Nudz]

It's a parody, a joke.

Watch an american portrayal of italians, dutch, swedes, germans, mexicans etc. and you will notice they do not sound anything like in the real world. But it's meant to be like that because therein lies the whole joke.

[coconutsboi]

whats funny is that i actually know a japanese person who talks like that :p

[coconutsboi]

good god!!!

[japaneseDREAM]

I threw up... check out my favorites list for better Japanese girls.

[Sceraph]

Borat was funny... this isn't. A sad excuse for a comedy.

[funkymusume]

This is funny. Come on!

[JohnMarkKarr]

I always thought bolat is not so funny compared to our comedy show. ...and is she a his follower? What a pathetic♪

[TheShyGirlYouWontSee]

O.O'' she is a bit scary but very cute lol in its own way ;)

[anakissm]

wow this is so retarded its slightly good.

[eddosan]

Wow. Just... Wow. I mean... WOW. I don't consider this insulting at all... I had hard time NOT laughing. Wow.

[RisingSun1984]

lol katakana English...

It's my English^_^

[bikininews1]

hey guys,

i don't think you'll be seeing future episodes on youtube anymore. you can check it out on my space. just do a search for ryoko.

[Daigo787]

This really isn't funny. Poor accents and racial stereotypes does good comedy not make.

[Kastatic]

borat did pretty well at the box office.

[jdrw5]

yeah... i don't know about this one. Is this woman even japanese? I feel like that somehow makes a difference- but even still... racial humour doesn't do it for me- but the editing and effects are really good.

[SirNotAppearing]

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick is she annoying.

[jamsmen]

"But for our special American guests. today we eat hotdogs". Yayy lol

[codeme]

I appreciate all kinds of cultures, but I found the flag behind is insulting. I am not so irascible. but just 2 cent worth.

[narkolepsja]

Nice one. Requires a certain level of cultural sensivity.

[21DAGUILAR]

I love this video. Every time I see this video I always laugh. I want to see more episodes!!!

[thunderqween]

Omg! I've had Japanese exchange students stay with my family and they always mention how "big" Americans are. Good catch. XD

[Merikenuze]

Try search "Stupid Americans" on Youtube.

Not that I think they are, but countries make fun of each other and thats natural. nobody can change that.

It's just that people with low income and IQ find so much pleasure doing it.

[mchanki]

i saw her do an improv performance where she plays the same character, - so funny!...it was hilarious too. film more... WE WANT MORE!

[kit7kat7]

...so big..big and strong...so big! i fell out of my chair laughing at this

[numerie]

awesome. she is brilliant.

[sarita1554]

just plain funny!!

[gobetty]

This girl needs her own T.V. show!

[spacemonky7]

HAHAHA!

[tdowl1026]

I thought this was hilarious. I have seen this girl do improv in LA. She is awesome. To those who are offended see the John belushi post below and the moviefilm Borat and then calm the F down. Very funny. Don't judge me.

[mandi0459]

YOUSE A STAR!!! YOUSE A STAR!!! xoxoxo :) Mandi

[OBJoe]

joke is funny. are there more?

[jacksondoom]

um, it's an actress doing a character. Unless you want to launch into a diatribe on how John Belushi's Samurai set the Japanese back hundreds of years, get over yourselves and lay of the death threats. Kudos Ryoko, making people angry is as good a reaction as making them laugh. You are adorable, I will look forward to your next installment!

[bridgetdooley]

This is HILARIOUS!!! Please make another one!

[Cahuix]

lol, pretty funny.

[Akard]

ahah xD

[thedeanjive]

I laughed, but I felt really offended in the end (even knowing it was a joke)

Thanks for ruining my day

[r3zn0r]

lol surrealist. anyways i prefer old ultraman tzsuRAAAAP!

[Saleucami]

The usual stereotyping by no one else but an American, the Japs should start by recalling back their exports and leave America to their own crappy electronics but its a good thing the Japs aren't as dumb as Americans are.

[ButterCake86]

lollll

[krisu50]

mmm yeah ok, i see what she wanted to do, but is it just me or her accent sometimes sounds more like an italian one more than a japanese accent?

and her voice is a little too much high pitched, it makes the viewing boting, like let's get this over with or make me laugh already

just me here giving my opinion, but if you really want to laugh, you should see the videos with an actual japanese doing these speeches from movies like independence day or the matrix with a heavy accent, that's funny!

[tedmcfly]

nit picker...i guess you can do better...if not, we dont want your oppinion.

[stupidsh1t]

Immersed by the media, are we? I know firsthand what Japanese girls sound like, because I've had PLENTY of homestay students from Japan; this video, clearly being a parody, is a close example of what most Japanese people sound like!

[johnkrois]

very nice!!

[mok2000]

Hahhahahaa I get it...

[TheMirageOfDeceit]

idiot

[yxiuy]

is she suffering some kind of mental disease?

poor lady

[snooq]

stupid nee

[tmprinciples]

wow...

stinging

air-flozen

[Hellonagol]

Awesome

[EMSlydell]

Encore! Encore!

[robbylovesanime]

she is american

[SuperSexyCommando]

Excellent~ for all of you who are idiots and dont understand satire, just stick your head up your a33. Feel free to look at most Japanese shows, and blatant sexism towards women in general. So until than, please stop showing your ignorance. Ryoko ~! great job! Ignore "oh Japan so great" idiots.

[EvilFishTaco]

you so lacist....

oh I'm going to get it for that one

[MrCorus]

I see what you did there.

[firebird98dude]

the next borat! yummy yummy!

[fishhead06]

English? Barely.

[buzzardist]

If she were a Japanese person satirizing the way Japanese people react to Americans, this would be funny. But as a Western face and voice imitating a Japanese woman, she comes across as racist. I agree--Asian blackface.

[DebbyWolfe]

not racist...it's like that madTV sketch. just for laughs!

[willyswear]

that was pretty funny

[sferb]

This is like the Asian equivalent of blackface. Disgusting.

[n10sityr]

terrible stereotype!

[maamo7700]

Pwahahahaha this is cool.

[Xr4wL]

wat the hell was that?!

[whiteakuma]

dang she looks so fuckin stupid. not cause shez japanese tho but as human being

[7225977]

wtf shes like america realy realy big then hotdog comes in and shes like reaaaallllyyy bigg im like mmk....

[y2kenjijp]

It s kind of funny, but it has been done so many time.

[Sparnage]

Fucking shit, she was just annoying. I think i'll kill her if i see her on the street also.

[meat51]

I have my M-14 from 1969 I'll help!

[alphapolitan]

absofreakingly hilarious!

[realchaos1]

XD WHAT THE FUCK BAAHAHAHA BORAT

[sagashin]

if i see her on the street, i'll kill her right away

[puppylips]

You impress no one with your empty threats.

[sagashin]

lol this is what a kazakh guy said about borat on tv i saw. i have no intention to kill her, but this guy seemed he really wanted to kill borat

[meat51]

Not if I get to her first!

[jesic]

Oh man, that was awesome.

[decorao]

I realize that this may be a joke, but it is done so poorly it comes off as anti-Japanese. Sorry to break it to you, but this ain't no Borat. Not even close.

[GunDream]

LOL. Brilliant.

[lemonhead70]

kinda boring, this joke has been done to death...

[atTituDeKiD]

RETARDED~.. but funny... lol...

[Kupox2]

what theeeeeeeeeeee

[ThisIsJoe]

She's the Japanese Borat.