Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Kill You Right Now...

[nightlightsparkle]

Because luke i Am your father!

[YTACCification]

Because if you don't.

I'll rub your tummy.

[Botman42]

I brony this and I'm a like.

[NoMorePopMusic]

@Botman42 take me drunk im christmas! by the way, merr home!

[holderofapplebloom]

because!

your!

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo!

CUTE!!!!!

[tonihomi]

Puberty reserved

[mighty102]

CAUSE I MADE PIZZA ROOOLS!

[Likian5]

Cause I'm a brony! Please no kill me, I loves you!

[MrMichaelDogson]

Because... I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you. ([:D

[ARViuff]

because without this video i would never have been a fan

[perfectsnivy]

... "Because ill buy you a book for your birthday... I know how much you like them..."

[mjoycelynn1998]

Be cause I love mlpfim and I'm a brony

[AlexMcPwnr]

@mjoycelynn1998 Fgt

[turtleman3651]

@AlexMcPwnr Says the guy with a popular mlp:fim clip on his channel :P

[Likian5]

@AlexMcPwnr Says the guy who ponified a popular movie quote....okay...*shakes head*

[leon102]

@AlexMcPwnr what does fgt mean?

[azza943]

@leon102 "faggot" also known as a bundle of sticks, or a degradatory term that idiots overuse to display their non-exsisting masculinity.

[leon102]

@azza943 Oh, fgt is short for faggot. I had no idea.

[azza943]

@leon102 It's only used by 12 year olds so, no wonder you didn't.

[Gnagniel]

@mjoycelynn1998: Brohoof!

[MrMinecrafter56]

@mjoycelynn1998 ME TOO :3

[six672]

Because, "Twibad ass" Sparkle is best pony!

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

because I love you Twilight D:

[SourceStrike]

Rule 107 -

Everything is better with ponies. No exceptions.

[9riley1]

i got here from minecraft? THE PONIES ARE EVERYWHERE!

[MLPFiMfull]

WHOA i got here from watching portal 2....AWSOME -squee-

[skuly2k]

While loving and tolerating the shit out of haters, this thought is present in my mind.

[superMario00121]

because i know where your friends are

[SuperBonk64]

because you can't

[Dupeo42]

Is this line from the Lion King?

[Tanglingdead6]

@Dupeo42 It's from a trailer for a video game called starcraft 2.

[Dupeo42]

@Tanglingdead6 never heard of it.

[EnumasElish]

Twilight...why so serious?

[lpsmurder]

because i have smartie pants under arrest right now and you have to save him

[Edwardier4810]

My Little Gear Solid:Espionage is Magic

[grnfgg4]

and tats how equestria was made

[Tijuanagenius]

Princess Celestia will banish you to the everfree forest

[neatohenk1]

medic: HAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!

[masterpengun]

because i have a shotgun

[CuteandNerdy16384]

CAUSE FLUTTERSHY JUST WATCHED AND SHES CRYING.. GOD JOB TWILIGHT -_-

[AVGN4life1]

From Ponies, to Pedobear, to Pedobear again, to ponies.

Quite a little adventure this has been.

[greenwolfsierra9]

i dont know....

[IronTheHedgehog]

Because... Some one ELSE made fluttershy cry..

[smh2287]

Ponie: Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Kill You Right Now

Me: Because I Just Bought Elder Scrolls:Skyrim

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@smh2287 You're a bandwagoner. That's a reason that you SHOULD die. C'mon, I don't wanna kill anybody; try harder!

[NachtDerSins]

@TheSPARTANJ13 Because I didn't go in Flutteryshy's shed.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@NachtDerSins ...very well, then.

[CoCoSkol]

>Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Kill You Right Now

>Related Video: I'm a year older than you

[tailsluver22]

I got here from watching warriors cats videos. How the hell did I even get here then?

[LordZaxom]

Because how can you kill what is inmortal?

[iStrikerVX]

Commenters, please. Twilight wouldn't kill me because I've got books.

[TheArmeddragonlv82]

because im not a hater

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

because i have cake

[TheAmanda371]

Because I have Magic Dust,A Spell Book,Sugar Cubes,Carrots and Apples and If you don't kill me I will give all this to you.

[cgoodi100]

i'm on the other side of the fourth wall

[fatone1847]

Cause your a pony and i have shotgun.

[Hyperaktivus]

because I have to drink my SAFT (german insider) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH!

[1UpMiner]

.."Because i have a bag of sugar cubes..."

[BestMUsic65]

meh :(

[Grazehunter]

Because I know what the NUMBERS mean, Mason.

[ThEkDaWg93]

@Grazehunter Top comment has no thumbs up

[DDflame115]

because I said you have pony eyes? *Bad poker face*

[alex23324523]

because i have swag

[kalmahcarl]

I got here from Killing Floor.

[devyn5330]

LOL XDDD

[xxnavyrulzxx]

Because my gun is bigger

[ezekgta4fan]

*searches gabe newell*

HOW THE F*** DID I GET HERE?!?!

[Wictim7]

R : Turn around, Arcturus! I want you to see this coming.

V : You won't find my father here, Commander. I am Valerian Mengsk - and i own the Moebius Foundation... through them, I own you as well

R : Tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now...

V : Because I can offer you what you've always wanted - a chance to rescue Sarah Kerrigan.

[TheEpicJedi]

I haz candy

[james739123]

cuse you cant kill an immortal

[Kryphone]

Where is the audio from? :/

[AgentDudo]

I have books that I wanted to give you.

[OneDimensionalPepsi]

Because I think you're so fucking adorable.

[knightrider4567]

You shouldn't kill me because I brought nachos. :)

[bonfire200]

i got here after watching portal 2 videos

[Edwardier4810]

@bonfire200 Because the portal you created leads you to the ponies,and there is no escape.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE .JOIN THE HERD.

BTW I am not a brony. *trollface*

[ticktack1415]

@bonfire200 omg same here!!!

[klaykid117]

@bonfire200 all roads lead to pony

[Placerarteyerotismo]

@bonfire200 I know that feel bro

[SlasherV8]

@bonfire200 me to

[DarkEmperorRay13]

@bonfire200 I was watching tf2...

Small world.

[JokeazoidOpera]

beekuz i wuv oo! =3

[EpicTNTPhoniex]

Cause I'm FluffyerShy Bitch

[Dagmakter]

*Sees the dislikes*

*This video*

[AlllexL]

But why you should kill me right now?

[FanboysSuck343]

Because I have a 4th wall that OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIII-(Explodes)

[bankofamer]

a new episode comes out on saturday.

[SpitShineT0mmy]

Because I'm not done insulting this show.

Okay, now I'm done.

[jamesbond7477]

@SpitShineT0mmy actually this is a girly show but its so funny that even boys wont mind watching it.

[SpitShineT0mmy]

@jamesbond7477 I don't judge shows like that. In fact, I watched multiple episodes and only laughed once.

[UltimasIsland]

Because I'm waiting for the next episode with you and Luna in it

[NecroDetonadosBR]

Damit Raynor Sparkle

[CraselinPlusPlus]

Because my number hasn't come up yet!

[manaroker]

Bitch ass bronies, you guys are all faggots

[kakashi66132]

@manaroker lol y u mad tho?

[DfRaid]

@manaroker Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Kill You Right Now?

[WispyHauntySpirit]

@manaroker kay thanks for the compliments.

[AnonBrony]

@manaroker Kthxbai!

[Ultimauser50]

@manaroker You're life must suck anyway.

[Eagleye735495]

"Because I can give you what you've always wanted. A chance to overthrow Princess Celestia."

~Valerian Macintosh

[AnonBrony]

umm twlight? if i was dead.. how am i suposed to like and fav this vid?

[tore1992]

Because I can offer you what you've always wanted!

[Edwardier4810]

Because i love you.

[333iliketrains]

i haz cookiez

[XxCalypsoxX616]

Because you cannot kill me.

[TheMLGBros]

Becuse i ame your father

[Ultimauser50]

Because I can do this! Հ ֯ Ԫ ۽ Ä ©☼§▬ ↑ ↓→←∟↔▲▼ -0.*+,▲↓ ♀♂♪♫☼

[OngallaWolf]

Because I LOVE you! :3

[CrashSucksMariosaGOD]

Because I think MM is better than OoT.

[AnonBrony]

i know your secret! You haven't read ALL the books in your library!

wiat thats actually a reason to kill me... Twi... what are you doing with that book...

[onemariobro]

Because YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME

[BuAiSmAnA360]

what original game or movie have this line?

[brainwasher9876]

Medic: I have NO IDEA!

[justincabalfin]

i got here from painis cupcake o.o

[RVBPhan]

Because there's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never EVER put in a trap.....Me.

[residentevil5pwner]

Cause I make good waffles

[thebigrock7251]

Um....well....because..I'm a....brony!

[tanmingsen]

Cos you are a gay, now for me to say: Thats boring

[warlordgorgutz1]

I have joined the herd as of last night. Hug me brothas!

[jasonromulus]

@warlordgorgutz1 Hug and a bro-hoof!

[Elusive7thElement]

@warlordgorgutz1

*hugs* *brohoofs* *thumbs ups*

[JMDub89]

@warlordgorgutz1

*hug and brohoof*

[morpheus297]

@warlordgorgutz1 brohoof! ^^/)

[Digitaldude23]

@warlordgorgutz1 You're now a reject of society. Congratulations.

[PaulVB6]

@warlordgorgutz1

doube brohoof and 2 hugs!!!

[YumeShinigami]

@warlordgorgutz1 *brohoof*

[BowArtist]

@warlordgorgutz1 *hug* <3

[AnonBrony]

@warlordgorgutz1 Welcome to the herd! *brohoof* *hug*

[Kryphone]

@warlordgorgutz1 Welcome to the ever-expanding herd. Brohoof.

[Some1CP]

@warlordgorgutz1 BROHOOF

[TheRandomManAlex95]

@warlordgorgutz1 Brohoof!

[iTzadde]

@warlordgorgutz1 /)

[necrid110]

@iTzadde *(\ sorry war, you just didn't respond wuick enough and i couldn't leave a brother hangin'

[KrimsonTide29]

I joined 3 days ago :)

[golem237100]

Because im the only one that bought a gun.

[jnsnjnsnjnsnjnsnjjns]

Because I posted this on Facebook.

[santic1100]

because i'm not a brony

[LegoHaloProductions9]

Because you're a pony...

[Muppetz540]

I say we call her bluff. She doesn't have the balls.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

Me:"Because if you kill me, you'll never know where the treasure is."

Twilight:"What treasure?"

Me:"The treasure of imma weiner."

Twilight: I'm a weiner?"

Me:"HA!"

[MrLurker7598]

Because, I have FINGERS!

[zeroblack5000]

KILL ME NOW!!!! YOU HORSE

[KirsteyRBLX]

Because... I... I... I love you...

[Digitaldude23]

Thats what Im going to say to Lauren Faust. Then I'll pump her mentally challenged brain full of 12 gauge because she made such a monstrousity of a television show. Fuck you all.

[gamemaster0422]

@Digitaldude23 ...Did you honestly go out of your way to post that here?

...That's kinda sad.

[Digitaldude23]

@gamemaster0422 Why? U mad bro?

[gamemaster0422]

@Digitaldude23 No. You're just that depressing.

[Digitaldude23]

@gamemaster0422 So be it..

And Im depressing because I came here and said Lauren Faust needs to die (which really isn't how I feel because I would never murder someone in cold blood) but I still fucking hate all the Flutterfags who who send death threats because you talk negatively about their horribly scripted little kids show? Then yes.

[gamemaster0422]

@Digitaldude23 ...Well then, THEY'RE FREKAING IDIOTS, obviously. Don't let them get to you. It's a freaking cartoon show. This isn't something to make death threats over. And you're also an idiot for letting them get to you in the first place. You lump one group with the larger faction and that is about the most discriminatory thing out there.

[Digitaldude23]

@gamemaster0422 I dont like the show very much. I also like trolling and making people angry. Also, stereotyping has nothing to do with discrimination. Discrimination would be more If someone took away the rights of every brony in America. And letting who get to me? The rabid fans? They dont purposely annoy me, I just think they're sick minded fucks.

[gamemaster0422]

@Digitaldude23 ...Congrats. You've just devolved yourself into a single-minded moron in my eyes. I feel stupider for even talking with you. I THOUGHT you were justi n a blind rage after being annoyed to that point but no. You're just a *beep*hole and wasn't worth the effort to type to.

[Digitaldude23]

@gamemaster0422 If your gonna at least TRY to make a semi-decent reply then you might as well actually swear. This is the fucking internet, not sunday school.And guess what? The average troll enjoys the rage and replies in which he gets.It makes him feel empowered, and in control of the person raging at him. Its common human nature, and the fact that I can understand this kind of Anthropology makes ME the smart one here. Its no hard to find out how the average troll ticks.

[gamemaster0422]

@Digitaldude23 Perhaps I have standards? I know, that's an alien concept around youtube but it does exist. And... um, where'd the understanding part come from?  Would you like to stay on topic here?

And before you imply I"m raging? I'm not. I'm annoyed and exasperated. Mostly because you keep replying and never stop.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@gamemaster0422 Then why don't you just stop replying?

MIND = BLOWN

[Digitaldude23]

@gamemaster0422 Well maybe I wouldn't reply If you didn't. Im just not one to let things go. Its pretty obvious. And also what standards? Like I said, this is the internet. Some guy sounding polite on Youtube or Reddit could actually be a big sweaty forty year old man living with his mom. I know this is off topic a bit, but this is my point here.

[ritz407]

I found this after watching asdfmovie.

[yeoldpepsi]

because i have to change my pants... 0_0

[haze354]

because you will be sent to the moon if you do

[MaikBey]

cuz



[Dumakey93]

Because killing isn't a friendly thing to do...

[tazman98ify]

SHIT I DONT KNO BESIDES UR A HORSE

[blackarrow929]

BECAUSE I HAVE THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMichaelDogson]

Because...

Applejack is mah waifu...

[aman692]

this video led me to becoming a brony

[mariosincarnation]

it's like she's saying that to discord or nightmare moon if their trying to surrender.

[MissKitty2760]

O_o

[MrYoumouse]

my reaction to pony haters

[DeltaForceExtra]

Beacause I'm a top comment ! Problem?

[TechUnadept]

Because you are a cartoon horse.

[jamesaellis]

Because I wuve you :3

[INEEDZALL]

Because *pulls out book*.

Wouldn't it be a real shame if something were to happen to this?

Can we come to an agreement?

[Theraclese]

because I'm the only one here with the slightest inkling of the intricate workings of a thermoberic bomb, kill me and you're as good as dust

[TheMymads14]

well for a start i know who eat all the muffins AND i have the power to leave this video at any time so tell me whats it gonna be?