Joey Jordison Joke in Drums From Voliminal DVD

[Chameleonizer]

Why are we comparing Ringo to Joey? It's like comparing Derek Jeter to a refrigerator, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

[benblackburn2693]

@Chameleonizer because people are dumb and like to go on drumming videos just to critique drummers and compare and contrast, even though they have zero qualifications =/. It's a vicious cycle

[khemaichen]

19 dislikes nice try bieber!!

[4EverJoey13]

19 dislikes? justin bieber fans fuck off! JOEY is the BEST!!!!!!

[alaskaskate574]

does anyone know what cup chime hes using? it sounds damn good.

[jesusjordison]

@alaskaskate574 I think the paiste 2002 8" cup chimes. but i´m not sure.

[strife224]

i really dont understand why people put joey down when they cant even play this shit (and dont say you can because then you'd look even more retarded for lying)

[MrAdrianbelew]

@strife224 Guess what,I can. Problem? Just because you suck ass and can't play it doesn't mean drummers that are better than mediocre such as myself can't.

[strife224]

@MrAdrianbelew your comment makes absolutley no sense in accordance to mine. btw i can play every slipknot song including joeys solo from 9.0 live flawlessly and i still cant do the shit he does behind the scenes like this. you need to watch his hands bro. ninjas cant even chop that fast.

[kakashi11213]

if joey lost his left leg...his drumming would sound like titwank

[SayWhoGivesAFuck666]

as you can tell joey is just fucking around so people stfu and gtfo!

[CodyMcCoy13]

He's not joking...He sucks

[CodyMcCoy13]

He's not joking...He sucks

[GameLord1212]

This ain't no drumming anymore...

[nargarothfreak666]

well if i have to say he is a great drummer

but not of the best in the world he can play the instrument right

but Technical he is not so good but that is my oppinion :)

Cheers!

[kanom555]

omg !! i pressed dislike by mistake .. forgive me !!!!

[maggot1111666]

speed isnt everything, but it sure helps. and besides thats not all joey has. dont judge him just by this video or just by his solos. i can give you a list of examples where joey plays perfectly in time and where he plays with a great groove

[playdrums]

Ringo Starr is the best drummer in the world.

[wezpa]

By looking at how fast his wrists are going, i can only try to imagine how fast joey can make himself cum. LOL

[sammyboi1453]

hes got no melody or groove

[XBAHUFF]

@sammyboi1453 not in this video

[SMWhit3out]

Damn its so smooth and makes it so flawless

[ikitt89]

he is fast. but he can do any beat thrown at him at any tempo... he happens to be in slipknot........... a fast band, so he drums fast. also... he is a very beautiful man. lol

[MrJordiBaby]

I couldn' care less if he isn't the fastest or has the best technique. The man plays wonderfully for my ears. Who cares about bpm? Just enjoy and stop trying to make this into a competition. Faster is not better.

[Kubiakmimi2]

he's only fast

[LazerisMyriad]

He's like a rabbit on crack...

[bobcat22227]

god damn i have always wanted to see him in concert i was so close but then they couldnt play cuz sombody had an overdose then im waiting for then to oen up a new album then come out here to seattle =]

[mariusbalacl]

@bobcat22227 show some respect dude :/

[Mega6sic6]

master!!!

[iscool1234]

JOEYS AWESOME

[TheToiletpapir]

"It's ben a long time" Shut the f%#K up Joey, Then he owns haha :D

[aileanwazere]

@TheToiletpapir he said "should have been a long time ago"

coz clown said "behind bars"

[fanalucard1]

..........

no coment

[AllThatChizz]

God is dead, and joey his the drumsticks!

[sizhan]

@AllThatChizz you're high.

[sabin3030]

I dont see anything funny.

[novembre8211]

That is very damn fast. He may not be the most technical drummer but Joey is damn fast

[BloodHarvest21]

PWNAGE!

[xxstarfire670xx]

o.o...wow thats fast

[TheAshCouture]

i dont get it...whats the joke?

[JamesTheWench]

@TheAshCouture his uninventive and mediocre playing is the joke.

[ricolikepal]

Well i have just seen a man with fast arms and feet. That is all. The technique is simple he just does it fast.

[grid911]

are those black alpha's i'm buying in 2 days possably so as much comments as possable to help

:D

[darianmashek]

He doesnt use the alphas

[indafinda]

he uses the alphas the only diverense is that they are not black :D

[TholomewP]

@indafinda actually he uses RUDE ones!! hehe

[murderdollsfan1]

man i love him sooo much

[pyromaanisi]

joeys drums are so fast they sound like the rain

[GothicLud]

joey i love you

[Liekkek]

hes good, but hes no ringo starr

[LambOfGod52]

thats a good thing because ringo starr is gay

[LambOfGod52]

sorry its not good to be worse than u

[musicmoviesalltheway]

@LambOfGod52 he's a actually a legend

[85Aheadstix]

@LambOfGod52 You dissing Ringo, one of the best drummers of all time, from The beatles.

[JonGrimm]

not even a good troll. should of said lars.

[Liekkek]

not really trolling but okay.

[MKiller5]

I'm on your side, lol.

[freddyb3]

first of all lars is good u just cant hear his bass drums properly on the videos u gotta see him live.second of all ringo starr is not gay for those arguing guys.but joey is WAYYYYYYYYYYY better than him lol

[quackbeef]

i wish the room wasn't so echoey, you could hear his playing a lot better.

[welshlegend09]

hes so fast i wish i could play like him

[ixiXSnakeXixi]

The best drumer in the world

[DeathToFalseMetal66]

The cock sucker!

[xxxmartin666]

agreed

[aileanwazere]

every time i watch derek roddy and start to doubt joey i find a video like this and i know he is the best

[AlexJ259]

Why the hell would you doupt joey anyway? You aint a maggot

[aileanwazere]

whoa whoa fuck you

ur a prick

i ment that every time i see george kollias play faster double bass and stuff i get a little disheartned about joey my hero

but then i see a new video that ive not seen before LIKE THIS 1 and then i appriciate him fully again

ur not a maggot

maggots spread peace and love to other maggots and fuck everyone else ur just a dick

[FiReFeeT666]

i wish there were more vids of joey.. look up any other drummer and they got vids galore... joey has like 5 short ass vids... maybe its a smart thing on his part, like remain mysterious and shit... or some shit.. idk... id love to have a youtube recording session w/ that man! joey rocks!

[XsLipKnoTiC4x]

Jesus fucking christ

[FiReFeeT666]

LOL.. my thoughts exactly... he mustve been coked out as FUCK

[TrashMetal25]

then i guess there arent many real drummers out there,

:P

[TrashMetal25]

lol its supposed to be a joke,

but he just played better then 80% of all the other drummers in the world

lol

[slipknot555133]

thats weird that paiste is sponsering him then..

[TrashMetal25]

no yo you dont really get what im saying, if you really look around you, there are ALOT of drummers, so that 20% thats better then joey isnt just 4 or 5, im talking like 20+ other drummers, like, i sorta just grouped in, in the 1st group you would have the best drummers in the world, Neil Pert etc, joey would be in the second group, which is right under the best in the world, but hes in the lower section, almost like a ladder kinda thing you know, but even people in the 2nd gorup are really good

[koolykide00]

hes better then you, so why hate. fucking dumbass

[AarontheSquid]

yeah, they are in a much different speed bracket, but nonetheless, fast, Roddy faster of course

[Ch33ky360]

roddy is just way faster at the bass

[jake824]

so what hes hitting everything, just cause hes a sick drummer dosnt mean he HAS to play seriously all the time!

what a legend

[aletterfromjannelle]

how is this a joke?

[RockDrumWorld]

I'm joey jordison's fan....and he is an amazing drummer!

But thoes who think that fast drummers are best are stupid.

[Ranesus]

You are right. But i get those moments, too. When i play drums sometimes i just hamemr my sticks on all what i have :D

[AarontheSquid]

you know whats even better? drummers who play as fast as jordison, roddy and all of them, but with style, dynamics and chops of drummers like Steve Smith, Aaron Spears, and opther great drummers. fast drummers tend to forget the musicality of drums, and that there are more notes than just 32nds. Hehe

[grimaldus69]

sorry to correct you but dont put derek roddy and joey in the same speed bracket ok he can go fast but tbf roddy is so much more versitile (i think thats how you spell it) like he plays jazz and does session drumming

[IronicProphet]

Actually Joey Jordison started with jazz drums and marching band if you check the disasterpieces solo you can see some jazz influence when he slows down

and duality has some too but it's definately metal

[grimaldus69]

ah well i didnt know that cheers it kinda takes the piss how u get all the slipknot fans that think hes the best drummer ever

[Venddenta]

Hehe, may not be the best but hes certainly fucking good

[ww2gamer]

I agree , seriously Joey to me is one hell of a great inperation and i attempt to play to his music every day. I know is is not the best in the world technicaly to me there is no best . They all have there own uniqe sound and style i love Joey jordison so much that i would travel to IWO to see him play but i do not state he is the best drummer ever.

My two cents..

[mansonnite]

no he is the best

[mrslillianjordison]

He wasnt in a marching band. just the school jazz band. he quit cause he was so into punk rock he didnt wanna be in a jazz band. so he formed his own.

[linkinman48]

really true...ppl think of a drumset as a loud sound that's fun to play(which it can be) and they 4get it's a musical instrument.

[blubberblub28]

@RockDrumWorld but he IS the fasters drummer^^ but his stil to play his fucking drums, that is the amazing thing!!!

stay (sic)

[klick2destruct]

@RockDrumWorld those who think joey is the best are stupid.

[FAAAAAEN]

@klick2destruct

Those who haven't seen Joey got the price for Best Drummer in the World 2010 are stupid.

[klick2destruct]

@FAAAAAEN do you know the word commerce? there are thousands of drummers that are as good as joey or even better. I'm not saying he is bad, but just because others don't get promoted he isn't the best in the world.

[Chrome105]

@RockDrumWorld It's not because he's fast that make him a beats drummer. It's how he plays at that pace.

[CleburneZEROSk8er]

@RockDrumWorld Ha. Those people usually haven't heard of drummers like neil peart



[SlipKnotmaggot013]

george kollias is better

[AppallingSpawn]

duh, much better

[repelin13]

he is the number one... he is awesome and slipknot is a fucking crazy...

stay (sic)

[GiannakarosMaiden]

not a chance?:P

[WarEffort96]

SabianDude76 u forgot neil peart super lightning faster than joey maybey faster than all of them ones u listed

[gingersnapshard666]

i love Slipknot, i do, one of my fave bands, but Frost from Satyricon is more awesome than Joey... no offense, just an opinion :D

[comptomcoom]

yeah that kinda sucked, kinda like Slipknot. LOL you say wahy is he so popular? Why the fuck was the Insane Clown Possey popular? Ha Ha ha ha. Who knows I dont like it well its kinda like Korn but I would not put them in the same boat, look at Limp Bizkit lol, that was popular, why? idk ppl are crazy, if you got any answers email me.

[Linio88]

joey is not the BEST drummer(technique and speed)... he say so him self... but he is a very VERY skilled drummer and he is the best drummer 4 slipknot! He is also a skilled guitarist, skilled bassist, and he is one of the best songwriters ever! (my opinion)

[deadrider24]

joey and hes drums is like

kirk and his guitar

[jakethemusicman]

joke...?

[cannibalonXthedead]

if anyone says joey sucks and likes the album IOWA him and paul gray wrote the whole album except for like 3 songs....he is an awesome drummer and is perfect 4 sLiPkNoT

[fastbastard69]

His blasting technique isn't very good.. He would blast way faster using more his fingers/wrist, not the whole arm or wrist

[taengbulok666]

lame. KOPOW!

[deluxeeeLuxury]

WHT AA MAD BLAST

[Alessiosasukenet]

pazzesco!!!!

[xXxMurderDoll]

best drummer !

[explota666]

suana como las weas :D

[leaash123]

OMG!!!!!! Joey is awesome!!!!!! He is SO an awesome drummer!!!! I love Slipknot!

[wxdanwx]

nothing in this world is perfect.

but Joeys drumming is the closest thing we got

[REC0802]

him and neil pert are the best in the world

[DeceitsEmbrace]

Oh Yea and Mike portnoy suck balls Your right .. (*SARCASM*)

[TrashMetal25]

FUCK YEAH

[dirgeinferno666]

He is better? Are you saying that's not talent? That drumming is beastly. Look at those roles.The snare roles out of nowhere sound so amazing. The blasting he does,just perfect. It seems to show that people nowadays have no talent taste in music.

[jordanljking66]

joey jordison was inspired by the whos drummer ( i think lol ) and he isint the best, I THINK HE IS THO, he isint the best but hes the worlds fastest drummer.

[xxxmatttty69]

this speed shit gets old after a while

[juddrizzo]

JC, Just listen to the music/bands you like and leave people alone! Shitting on people for what they like doesn't help Anyone! Btw - If the dude in Spiral Architect is the guy in Blotted Science, he's awesome.

[kyn0748]

fuck yeah joey awesome !!

[jocelynLAloca]

did u know joey is fine ass?

[ThaDeeStylee]

you know.... id give joey more credit if he didnt try and do blastbeats..... because he really sucks balls at them and needs to stop. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A SLOPPY 2 FOOT BLAST. nothing.

[nEishhh]

if he's so bad then post a video of you doing better. fucking faggots. get a life seriously. he's one of the best in the world.

[Anonyomus]

sry, he's not.. If he's the best in the world, those drummers what I know, they're damn gods then.. Look up drummers like Hellhammer, Asgeir Mickelson, Neil Peart, Mike Mangini and Nicholas Barker.. Then see, is JJ really better than those drummers.. (If you want to hear Asgeir's playing, search Borknagar's or Spiral Architect's songs)

[SabianDude76]

Dude, he is NOT one of the best drummers in the world. The only reason why he is LABELED one of the best is because of his popularity... not his skill. He truley sucks on the drums.

[nEishhh]

i'm pretty sure they wouldn't rate him over popularity cuz he was one of the best before slipknot got popular. i think what u mean to say is lars ulrich and travis barker are overrated haha lol. but neways i'm not trying to get in a fight. i just think he's really good.

[SabianDude76]

Travis is somewhat overrated, but he is actually pretty damn good. Lars Ulrich......... OMFG!!! He is way to overrated, all his stuff is very simple.

=D

[nEishhh]

yeah aha seriously. i still love metallica though

[Znowy]

You suck.

[xXXkieranXXx]

oi cunt i would like to see you drum this fast

[SabianDude76]

I'm not saying I can, now am I?

It's just in my opinion that he sucks.

But he doesn't INTIRELY suck, his

older stuff was just nothing but speed

and sounded like crap. I LOVE his and Slipknot's NEW stuff,

mainly because it can actually be labeled

as metal now, and the guitar actually

sounds more METAL, not the shitty guitar

riffs that they use to right.

[xXXkieranXXx]

yeah, there new stuff is more like metal, but there shit now with there new stuff. wen they did nu metal and old slipknot it is wot they were good at playing it, now there trying to do thrash metal and thats just not them...he in my opinion is (one of) the best drummers in the world,...so is lars...

[Natsfan01]

Ok, fuck everybody, joey is the best, and if you say he isnt. Well then you are just admitting to the world that you like cock in your butt

[xXXkieranXXx]

dude why reply that to me? have you not been reading me DEFENDING Joey?

[Natsfan01]

I was replying to everyone, not you though. you are cool

[xXXkieranXXx]

xD cool, thanks mate, joey rocked in Australia :)

[10footmonkey]

admitting you love will young or something like that would concur.

but saying joey is not the best is not wrong.

what is wrong is to say is for anyone to label something (BEST)

1.) Opinion

2.) Personal skill and understanding techniqually he is good but i can nion gaurantee you that if you got any hyper, energetic, speedy dude and got him to learn drums. he could equal it

because this there is no excessive creativity... its just frantic mind fuck ? :)

[DeathMaggot1]

fuck u asshole! joey is da god damn best! if u dont like him y da fuck u watching this, just proves yer a fag who wants attention!

[SabianDude76]

Calm the fuck down man

[DeathMaggot1]

Why the fuck should i?!

[SabianDude76]

Because you are just making yourself

look lame acting all tough over YouTube.

[DeathMaggot1]

no dude, i am standing up for myself as people like u watch things like this and u dont even like it, yer the one making yerself look all tough!

[SabianDude76]

Lol, standing up for yourself over a

computer?

Uhm, no?

lmao

[DeathMaggot1]

atleast im not a noob, get a life dude... and dont try to backchat me by saying u get one first because im quite happy the way i am!

[SabianDude76]

Lol, the typical "atleast I'm not a noob, get a life dude....." reply

xD

[DeathMaggot1]

when will you learn to leave me alone and stop trying to be tough all over me, dont bother to send me another message becuase i will just delete it

[SabianDude76]

I'm not acting all tough.

You are.

[Kuroubi]

lmfao dude i completely disagree with ur 1st comment bout Joey but "deathmaggot" is just plain pathetic nd made himself look like a dumbass haha

[wxdanwx]

fuck yea

[Kuroubi]

uh yea if Joey sucks, y is he so popular? i dnt think hes the best but i know that hes very talented at drumming

[Funkmasterfons]

Listen to his Double Bass skills,Noone's faster,You idiot...

[SabianDude76]

Andols Herrick is faster than Joey.

Derek Roddy is even faster than Joey.

George Kollias is way faster than Joey.

[kimmin1208]

SabianDude76

I could not agree more.

Finally, somebody in their right mind

[SabianDude76]

Yeah man, these guys don't understand

anything about true skill.

[kimmin1208]

I know, I mean, look what these guys say...

"uh yea if Joey sucks, y is he so popular?" - Kuroubi

"Listen to his Double Bass skills,Noone's faster,You idiot" - Funkmasterfons

Clearly proves that they have no clue what they're talking about.

[callamanster]

lol everybody is either saying joey is god or joeys not god if ya want god then ya need to check out Mike Portnoy

[ferfightingstreetman]

you should learn how to write in english before

[oliverbiskop]

what is the joke?

[iamandylol]

that no matter how hard he tries.. he still can't play the drums.

[HorschtMo]

try to do better

[greendevil98]

It's called a blast beat and practice look it up he's doing very well (iamanddylol)