SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality - A Homestuck Song

[XxNotWorthyOfYouxX]

sadomasopedorobnecro-wait WHAT

[VegetasBiggestFan]

Best. Song. Ever.

[SynHalloween13]

O.o what did i just watch...eq...why did you put this on youtube agian?

[TheFloopBloop]

22 dislikes.

Sollux. :I

[TheRealPoketime]

@cena5lifeyeah You really shouldn't be criticizing on spelling when you should know that you do not put a space before a exclamation/question mark. Also, you only need one of each per sentence.

[w1ls0on]

21 people said this to a frog

[TheRiotPatrol]

This is amazing.

[stopeatingthepizza]

@cena5lifeyeah So you took the time to click onto this page, watch the whole entire thing, and then make a comment about how much you hated it? I think it's YOU who needs to get a life

[chagrined4days]

This is ...amazing. Wow.

[AnarchyandHedonism]

Anyone else's headcanon Equius voice sound like this, except a little STRONGER?

[zoezoewriter]

And this is why I love Equius...

[Igiari42]

Shit, I accidentally flagged this video.

[phoenixboy4263]

I don't get how that relationship is Pedophilia though...they're the same age.

[m1sw3b0s]

Circlejerk!!

[10210der]

I have plans to make an Aradia Cosplay, find my Equius, and do this as a live-skit at our local con this year.

[ADJPease]

I have a new comeback when people ask: 'What's wrong with you?'

[EnceladusDescends]

@ArsenTufSC2 You wouldn't, maybe...

[AndrewKaze]

The funny thing is...When I first heard this son...was in my album collection of Homestuck that I got. Good job.

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

this is so terrible how catchy this is XDDDDD and the first thing i had noticed with this is that it was supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious! it was so awesome and terrible at once XDDD

[NyakuneYami]

does anyone else think that Aradia's voice is really pretty?

[TheInsaneWombat]

IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.

[Viddaric]

You forgot Xeno

[Oxxidation]

and the baby is them

[Oxxidation]

i'd just like to pop in fifteen months late and say i wrote this

but goatmon and tynic brought it to life, so this is their unspeakable baby

[Ladonaru]

Anyone other than me notice it's a parody of supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious from Mary Poppins? :D Love it all the same.

[Goatmon]

@Ladonaru Damn, you cracked the fucking code.

WAY TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE.

[darkseraph2009]

@Ladonaru It's kind of obvious.

[zookuw]

@Ladonaru No shit

[momomeister1]

@Ladonaru cG: NO SHIT, FUCKASS.

[KawaiiAisu]

@Ladonaru Noooo, Really???

[AnimeKitten87]

0mg im an aradia c0splyer in my h0mestuck gr0up and i cant stand 0ur equius - and n0 that d0es n0t make me like him - s0 i am against this s0ng but its such a catchy little bitch >:D

[clueless1redwolf]

oh... my... gog.... this just made my day in EVER WAY!!

[xolovemexhatemexo]

Warning: Do not try brushing teeth while listening to this song. The result may be spitting toothpaste onto the mirror from dying of laughter.

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

XDDD

[DaPsychocat]

Your voices are really great. Really.

But I don't think they do match with characters... But keep up anyway, I laughed so hard the first time I saw it...

[NightingaleCantSing]

YOU sang this? IT'S BLOODY AWESOME!!!!!

[Ugurcan2452]

wow dude this is a peice of shit GET A LIFE PPL better yet a gf no im not talking about that gay friend of yours btw

[ModelNumber15]

@Ugurcan2452 Wow, dude. That's really awesome, you know? I really respect people letting people like you (I'm sorry if it's painful to bring up, but your typing style is obvious) use the internet. My condolences to you and your family for whatever did the brain damage.

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

This just became my favorite pairing.

[DussinMyPih]

this is ridiculous. I can't stop listening to it. }XDXDXDXD

[RanatashiShikon]

Now I can't help, but to think of my mom and older brother since their patron troll is Equius XD ;__;

[KevynTheNerd]

I sing this in Ethics. My teacher probably thinks I'm retarded, when it's really just I have no shame.

[MacrosUnix]

Haha nice!

[xloredelunex]

OMG this song is amazing. Let me know if you do anymore Canon couples, especially Dave and Terezi!

[Goatmon]

@xloredelunex This was just a spur of the moment thing that exploded into something awesome, and no one really saw it coming.

I couldn't really tell you when that's gonna happen again. xD

[VampChic10210]

 @xloredelunex Dave/Terezi isn't a cannon couple

Let me refer to: pg 004476

As proof that Karkat <3 Terezi is the cannon.

[Goatmon]

@xloredelunex fyi it will probably never happen again

[Falos425]

SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBeastiali­ty,

Things get tricky when you're picky with narrow mentalities.

Open up / your heart and learn to share your love with everything.

SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBeastiali­ty!

[Falos425]

SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBeastiali­ty,

I searched the world / I tried to find / the fetish that was meant for me.

But then it clicked / I realized it / the answer would come from fusing:

SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBeastiali­ty!

[Galactia3000]

1. My friends and I have started using this song as an index of just how fucked up the shipping in our shows is.

2. I take constant delight in the fact that, given that marker, this particular fandom wins all of the prizes for screwiness.

Congratulations, Homestalkers. I love you all so very much.

[Introbulus]

I was about to ask where the bestiality comes in.

Then, the ribbit.

She can't control them.

[XxStarShardsxX]

I've learned a new word today.

[kisathekittyninja]

their voices are awesoooooome

[ChocolateNinjaStar]

This Is Delightful

[energizer128]

WHAT THE  MOTHER DUCKER!!!!!

[artuno1207]

Isn't this a copy of paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomyci­n?

[XXLightwindXX]

@artuno1207 No. Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious. And it's a Parody not a copy. c:

[d3str0i3r]

i just started reading homestuck...at least i think i did, not sure how long i've really been reading it though cause i lost track of time

i think i know a simple concept them down about the game, the concept of "Quantum Immortality," which basically states that you will only experience the universes, or time streams or whatever, where you live...as long as there's even the smallest chance you will live

[d3str0i3r]

@d3str0i3r nobody test the theory though because there's no way to know if it worked unless the entire world experiences it

[mafiamello0]

HAHa love it xD

[XXLightwindXX]

I don't really get the pedo part but THIS SONG OMG

[XXLightwindXX]

@XXLightwindXX nevermind.

[Derarc]

@PrincesTomboy Aradia is actually several years older than the rest of the trolls due to all of her time travel. It just doesn't show since she was dead the whole time.

[Nikomarete]

O_o

[AdmiralGoatse]

My God I would let this Equius fuck me with his sexy voice

[ffwast]

The day after I watched this,I woke up,and for no particular reason thought the word sadomasopedorobonecrobestialit­y as soon as I did.

[PrussiaXPrussia]

Oh God XD This is awesome

[Gleefreak47]

Honestly, we need a Homestuck musical. It'd make no sense whatsoever, but it'd be the best thing ever produced.

[xCranberryMassacre]

@Gleefreak47 Dude I love you.

[ArsenTufSC2]

@Gleefreak47 I don't think people would want to stay in the theater for 3 days...

[PrussiaXPrussia]

@Gleefreak47 go look up Broadwaystuck

[Gleefreak47]

@PrussiaXPrussia OH MY GOD IT'S AN ACTUAL THING. I am impressed beyond measure. 

[PrussiaXPrussia]

@Gleefreak47 just found it yesterdy ;)

[Gleefreak47]

@PrussiaXPrussia I hope they put it on youtube or something. Or at least get a website.

[PrussiaXPrussia]

@Gleefreak47 tindeck(dot)com/users/broadway­karkat they have a whole album here and they have a bunch of stuff on tumblr

[KibaAkamaruForever]

@PrussiaXPrussia Your name is beautiful.

KESESESESE

[PrussiaXPrussia]

@KibaAkamaruForever why thank you KESESESESE

[NoaTenshi]

Equius~

[PrincesTomboy]

Awesome... aren't they near the same age though?

[d3str0i3r]

if only i knew what they were saying

[hailqueenspider1]

I caught myself singing this at school ._.

[JohosafatsStudios]

that ribbit at the end was gold.

[sporemaster96]

MISTtumbles methinks the haindmaiden.

[MarysSounds]

I'm a Sagittarius, and FUCK YEAH I'M OKAY WITH THAT ABERRATION.

[MISTtumbles]

I love this. So. Freaking. Much. But where does the paedophilia come from? They're the same age, Eq is just ridiculously buff.

[AriaAsacura]

I laughed so hard through this <333

[Draezeth]

@Goatmon

Pisces if Feferi's sign. Eridan is Aquarius. I s)(ould know, I'm a Pisces!

[Goatmon]

@Draezeth Oh sorry, I got them mixed up a bit. 

[narutolover9055]

Who else thinks that Hussie should use this song in one of the flashes?

[shrivak]

How will I ever get to grips with my life and move on past Homestuck with all this shit everywhere being made by these amazing fuckasses?! HOW?! THE ALLURE IS TOO MOTHERFUCKING STRONG!

[kankurodarling]

Is it bad that I've memorized the song and go around my house singing it??? ._.

[shrivak]

@kankurodarling Yes. Punch yourself in your grubsack. >:(

[DavidTheEmoGuyRoxz]

Every word i can't pronounce

[fkagahsdfs]

damn it... im stuck in that weird part of youtube again <_<

[RebelWinterwolf]

....This is stuck in my head so hard. Fuck. xD;

[ArhaHitomi888]

I want to have sex with Equius' voice.

[naruhinais4ever]

@ArhaHitomi888 Same.

[ArhaHitomi888]

@naruhinais4ever We can both have sex with Equius' voice.

[Goatmon]

@ArhaHitomi888 Do I get a say in this?

[ArhaHitomi888]

@Goatmon Depends on what your say is.

[xAichan1991x]

One of the best things I have ever seen in my life xD

[N64iac]

i am 0k with this.

[Wildclaw003]

ummmmmm

Bestiality is.......... the pornography of ......... animals

did you know?

i love the vid! but still

[1Dlover]

@Wildclaw003 Yes thy know. Why wouldn't they? Aradia prototyped herself with her kernalsprite, which had been previously prototyped with a frog, thus the beastiality part.

[WhyLimeTime]

@Wildclaw003

Well, sexual interactions with animals, not just porno. It's her froggyness that makes it bestiality!

[1Dlover]

No such thing as incest on the troll world.

[desertbat55]

And since thaey all come from the same mother grub, they're also incestuous.

[Goatmon]

@desertbat55 yeah, but when a race is all related in that way, that term becomes meaningless.

[XXLightwindXX]

@Goatmon Besides, SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiCest doesn't sound as good as SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestialit­y. |D

[ZakkLamm]

@Goatmon But if they're all the same age, would "pedo" not apply, either?

Just sayin'.

[12StrikesMidnight]

I was never expecting to come here from TVtropes...

[Ch33tahf33t1996]

I can't stop watching this!! Oh, no, it's stuck in my head!

[WhyLimeTime]

only part I don't get is pedo

[kittykat490]

@WhyLimeTime Yes, since they're pretty much BOTH underage >w>

[Gothic95Kiami]

I love you. :3 Its amazing.

[tratan3]

Everything but homo!

*goes off to write Tavros!Equius and never ever share it*

[VromNath]

Recently sang this with GF.

We are such huge MSPA nerds. :B

[HarryPotter738]

CANON

[CharvatianKnight]

Grats on making it into the new album.

[advKitsunenOokami]

ok i'm confused is homestruck a show?

[EmetTheUndead]

@advKitsunenOokami No, its a web-comic. Go look up "MS paint adventures"

[StrumstarHammer]

I think the best best part of this is how uninterested they both seem.

[YouseiGaMieru]

This is bloody awesome.

[Bluecho4]

Hmm...as an internet reviewer (to be), I think I can see a running gag here. Thanks Goatmon! ^_^

[IHasTheRabies4Yaoi]

God My Oh, I love this song... NAD DAYUM. DAT COUPLE.

[nw5111]

I hate it when this happens...

[KayosAvian]

...I love this fandom.

[Magnetohydrodynamics]

Head cannon voices.

[frostyman116]

Holy Jegus this is awsome!

[CocaMikCola]

Damn this is going to be forever stuck in my head, then I'll begin singing it aloud and people are going to stare xD

[TrueRaijin]

Darkest red naturally possible on the 'spectrum, actually. Peasant girl indeed. Eq changed her robot's config to match his own. Marry the girl into nobility or somesuch mentality, I think.

[1Dlover]

What colour was Aradia's blood before she died? When she's a robot it's blue, when she's dead she technically doesn't have blood, but the symbol she wore was red, so that's no indication. Is there ever any sign of what her original blood colour was?

[00madbox00]

@1Dlover it was red

[stopeatingthepizza]

@1Dlover It's dark red.

[KagamineLover101]

Is it wrong that this is my favorite song ever?

[1Dlover]

@KagamineLover101 Not at all.

[KagamineLover101]

@1Dlover Good :D

[xxRealitySucks]

I swear to gog this will be forever stuck in my head. <3

[KillerSaxophone]

i love this! :3

[Doomistress]

BEST, SANEST, MOST NATURAL SHIP EVER, Y/Y?

[Titan360]

I'd crush his spine!

I'd break his neck!

I do so love that man!

lol. Troll romance sure is crazy!

[inferno232]

Once I got the joke, this song cracked me up. Kudos.

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

Am I wrong for finding this catchy as hell? XDD

[Titan360]

@XxXBeastKingRyuXxX

0:57

Best moment of the song

[dragonchic13]

i love it

[DSM404]

TH1S V1D3O 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C

YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D

(1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)

[ccgchar]

@DSM404 0n0

[enkephalin07]

This was cute the first couple listens, but it's kind of a scratch in an otherwise smooth playlist.

[PurpleKirby54]

BEST.

[mastabladezx]

This would make perfect death metal lyrics

[Th3Hegemon]

'Gonna be obnoxious, so fair warning. I am sure someone else will have asked this before: Isn't it Beastiality, not Bestiality?

[release912]

@Th3Hegemon

No, it's bestiality. Only porn sites spell it Beastiality because they can't spell.

[yumirox66]

How high do you have to BE to come up with this!? xDD

[AkatsukiCerberus]

XDDDD Oh my god... I'm laughing way too much now.. xDD

[yurichan99x13]

AWSOMENESS AND CUTENESS! >w<

[GirlGenius96]

It makes sense in context.

[smashmaniac2008]

SadoMaso = It's Equius -.-

Pedo = she is 13

Robo = she is a robot

Necro = she died a looooong time ago

Bestiality = she is part frog xD

[Shadow12000]

@smashmaniac2008 She's 6 remember? Their solar sweeps last twice as long as ours :P So there we go. Now excuse me, I need a towel.

[smashmaniac2008]

@Shadow12000 dude she is 6 solar sweeps. one solar sweep is 26 months. she is 13-15.

[Shadow12000]

@smashmaniac2008 Yes completely ignore the joke to try and sound like a smartass by repeating what I just said. Good Job.

[TheSillyPlatypus]

Yes.

[MrJack123455]

What the hell?!?!?!?!?

[d00msdaydan]

What, nothing about the frog being Aradiasprite?

[Kamberlyn]

@d00msdaydan "One day I did it to this frog and now that frog's me wife!"

[AliceOfRyola]

this song was stuck in my head at school. Hahahahahahaha

[Harmon2]

...I can't stop listening to this! ...IT. KEEPS. HAPENING.

[Harmon2]

uuuuuuh....... o_o;;