Communist Theme Park

[mikepousti]

ur video uploads are all great…

[liamnaruto]

riiight *the germans aren't setting up a theme park so only in russia

[PartnersInCryme]

almost as fun as disneyland!

[ERR0R9O9]

i bet the theme song for the park was "TROLOLOL"

[Pixilizations]

...so did anyone make a soviet russia joke?

[UDSS]

Again the anticommunists love to use Stalinism against Marxism. The people of Lithuania do not want the totalitarian Stalinist government back, they only want its social system back.

In capitalist Lithuania many people are sick of the neo-liberal free market politicis. Many elderly people desire back to the soviet era. Because they are left alone, win out help and win out social security. Big money is ruling the Baltic nations, that is why soviet nostalgia is there.

[ThePseudoStudio]

cock meat sandwich!!!!

[peepeevagi]

I want that Certificate. So the next time someone complains about America sucking i can say "Oh you have no idea, i was a communist for two hours once" *Flashes proof*

[sirus804]

mmmmm vodka

[Suisei]

This seems very interesting!

I wouldn't mind going :P

[decorouownlin53]

I was in the dark about theme parks until I checked out bestvaluethemeparks (.) com

[455898334]

In Litthuania, Soviet Russia payed by you

[KaNe01DvD]

in mother russia rollercoaster rides you !

[mementocemento]

search for the real SS wolfestein castle in germany

[chinesemusicDJ]

I wonder if some Americans are willing to let me beat on them for $50. I'm ethnically Chinese, and a lot of Americans think Chinese people are communist. Anyone In norcal wanna try? lol.

[91lilfrozone23]

@chinesemusicDJ

why bother with what americans think if we all know they are stupid and narcissist beyond belief.

[ArcticSledgeTank]

why dont they do CIA torture and interrogation theme park as well?

[jpapca]

this looks so fun, like honestly i want to go

[goodoldjam]

If you want the real feel, I bet they need to be a bit more aggressive.

 I wonder if the US will have Guantanamo Bay theme park? They'll strip you naked and water board you.

[deltaenforcer93]

@goodoldjam better than living in a soviet hell hole!

[greatblueherron]

@goodoldjam in soviet russia, board water YOU!

[32987154]

i don't think regular citizen are treated that way only criminals

[TurboDally]

Fox News will have field day with this! Interesting notion though :)

[paratroop24]

i wanna go here?!?!?!!?

[CameronEdgeF]

Looks kinky............ haha

[smartkitmj]

If the US had lost the Cold War, I wonder what capitalist theme parks would have been like? Any suggestions?

[specnaz157]

no, those parks wouldn't be needed ,we have them today in real life, debt slavery , credit cards, bank loans, mortgages ...for what all you pay until you die. not to mention high taxes, constant wiretapping etc...

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 'debt slavery , credit cards, bank loans, mortgages' before the industrial revolution there was 'starvation, plague, pestilence' We live better than kings 400 years ago, even our poor. I live on $800 a month and have a color TV, phone Internet, plenty of food. All you socialists are so ungrateful.

[specnaz157]

@adsicks And what does starvation,plague and pestilence have to do with communism?it was in pre communist era, thanks to communism industrialization was made in until then feudal system that was run by kings.We don't live better than kings, only thing when you come to NY you must look up into those nice building so you don't watch at poor people begging for money.there were NO beggars in communism for your info.I had color TV in communism too, also the phone, full fridge and a car....

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 There are beggars here and I offer to give them work and they won't work. I make money by helping other people out. Why should I give away the fruits of my labor to the government? The industrial revolution was not made by communists. It was made by free market capitalists. Communism was invented by Karl Marx a lawyers son. Why should a worker like me have the same interests as a spoiled rich kid like Marx?

[specnaz157]

@adsicks beggars refuse to work because they were spoiled by the system partly and because they couldn't afford education.Communism gave free education to everyone, including me, and we're talking about quality schools and university's. Fruits of your labor would be paid, not given for free.Industrial revolution was made by communist in Eastern europe and USSR, there was no free market in Eastern Europe or USSR until years 1999-2000

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 The beggar I'm talking about has an MBA -- more ed than me! The Industrial Revolution wouldn't have happened in the east if it hadn't happened in the west first. I knew how to read before I got to school. I constantly educate myself as there a libraries and now the Internet and books all over the place. Why is there no more USSR. No one fought them in a war to destroy them. If it was so good why is it gone? The US could go away and I could still take care of myself.

[specnaz157]

@adsicks oh yeah I'm sure all beggars have MBA. You make assumptions based on one single individual.Yes you are correct about where all industrial inventions took place, but i was saying that in Russia and rest of Eastern Europe it didn't occur before communists came to power.But also revolution was invented mostly by foreigners that came to USA. (Nikola Tesla - Croat).I know how to read before primary too, so what?There are library's ,books and internet here too, imagine that :) .

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 You seem to miss my point. No communist has ever sold me on why I should let the government keep me as a pet. Marx was a very violent man as was Stalin, Che and many others. I reject violence as they are the true exploiters...the state. BTW: Stalin hunted Trotsky down and killed him for leaving...

[specnaz157]

@adsicks Government keeps you as a pet right now over credit cards, loans, mortgages and taxes. I'm not sure what you're mean by keeping you as a pet. how exactly do you think communists did that? Marx was a philosopher and lot of other things. Stalin was brutal,but his rule had nothing to do with communism and that's why he's only leader + Gorbachov that people doesn't like to remember of. Every revolution is violent and has it's victims.That goes for "democracy" too (Yugoslavia,Iraq,Afganistan

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 I don't have any debt. How am I a pet? If the government was my only means of being able to acquire what I need and told me what I had to do for work I would cease to be a human being and be a pet. I have read plenty of Marx's work and he was a violent sociopath at heart...If ideas are so good why do they have to come at the expense of a violent revolution? Changes for the better just tend to happen...

[specnaz157]

@adsicks That's a nice rhyme, ok,let's assume you don't have a debt,which i really don't care since it's none of my business, but there are 299 million of your fellow citizens that are under debt.I don't have credits either, nor did my parents have it during socialism and tell me how are we pets then?Man I really don't understand where you get all this stuff that government is telling you what to do, that is a LIE!Have you ever visited Russia?or any country of ex-Yugoslavia?asked people there?

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 My government has told me nothing. Have you ever read the Republic by Socrates? Have you ever earned a living by helping other people out? Why should I want to give all my tools to the collective and let them take care of me? I don't see how trading one government for another will help me.

[specnaz157]

@adsicks no i didn't mean that the government has told you, but where did you hear about that in communist countries government tell you what to do? No I haven't read it. Yes indeed i helped people for a fee to cross the border. Kurds that were running from northern Iraq.I really don't know where you get all this things that you have to give your tools to the collective, that idea was abandoned in early stages of communism

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 I get it from reading Marx and what is taught and aggrandized in US universities. I know Mao went around and shot people like me. If there is any change we want in the US it is less government interference with or lives. All governments have the monopoly on the use of force and are very dangerous. Look at what the US government has turned into.

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 In fact the more I remove the government from my life and those about me, the better off we all are. I know what communism is. If you want to be communist go be one with your own stuff and let me keep mine...

[specnaz157]

@adsicks USSR is gone because of betraying elements within the government that destabilized entire country. Putin got Russian back on its feet and it's negotiation with Communist Party to join the government. now is not USSR but it's "Alliance of Independent Countries" that how it's called. Entire eastern block was gone and everyone took care of themselves, i don't understand your argument. US and neoliberal capitalism are responsible for economic crisis and US won't be there forever

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 How could betraying elements destabilize the country. I thought communism was supposed to be a workers paradise free of conflicting class interest? Our country is in a crisis here because of the banking cartel that is the Federal Reserve. Any government is only a drag on the real workers...

[specnaz157]

@adsicks Simply and easily. Yes in theory it should be, also free market capitalism should have freedom of speech freedom of economy, no monopoly no government intervenes but yet has it? What made possible of making banking cartels and lobbing groups that do very evil things not just to US but to entire world? i agree that any government is a drag.

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 There is no Utopia. Hate to break it to you. What made possible monopoly, cartels and market interference was government. Without the guns and the armies and the jails it would not be possible...Ever read the Republic by Socrates, is Justice the Will of the Strong or me keeping what is mine without taking what is yours? I think the latter myself...

[specnaz157]

@adsicks so I ask you if you live of 800$ a month, that how much there was a salary for my parents during the '70 and '80 in communism, did you buy your own house/apartment for it?i don't think so. my parents have, its 400sq meter house and there is no mortgage on it, that's what communism gave us. In Yugoslavia we could afford everything that was modern at the time without taking a loan to buy it, what i can't say for today in "democracy and freedom" + salary's are 600$

[adsicks]

@specnaz157 I made $50K a year at one point owned my own home and lost my job and my house. I just went into business for myself and I rent and I'm OK. I'm about to raise about $5 million with 100 other people to make about a 7-10% return. If communism was so great why was it surrounded by armed guards back in the 80's to keep people from leaving? Why do we have to keep people out of the US? I've succeeded and failed in life on my own terms here and that is a reward in and of itself.

[specnaz157]

@adsicks surrounded by armed guards were countries like Albania, Romania and Lithuania but that had its own why. its related to WW2 events and who fought on who's side. I can show you my Yugoslav passport which was the most expensive at the time on black market because you could travel WITHOUT VISA to both USA and USSR. I have stamps from all over. That's tabu that no one was allowed to leave, simply not truth.

[adsicks]

@smartkitmj I went to one called Six Flags one time...

[GishoDinev]

Someone pays for this crap ?

[tool619]

In Soviet russia, state controls you!

[polaikos]

In Capitalist america, likewise :P

[Thecharke]

been there... trust me.. it was damn awesome, The big general, captain or whatever guy made my friend to do push ups while we (~30peolpe) were running around the corridor.. yeah.. the idea was the we were supposed to beat the crap out of him later.. ;D

[Oobie134]

@Thecharke do you speak russian? cause if it was in english it might be cool, till i get beat for not knowing what they say :(

[Thecharke]

When I was there they only spoke Russian and Lithuanian.. I dont think they speak in english.. but I've been there 2 years ago.. maybe something has changed ;)

[islespatrick]

Sounds like fuuuuun

[vRSPSCG]

this is more the FBI sort of thing

[TrandomnesstwO]

Lol well alright now to hit another bowl.

[TheDraindeimo]

epic :D

[joe80dman]

Hey, this looks exactly like America has slowly turned into, or soon will be.

[TheDraindeimo]

im not dissagreing with you or anything, but can you tell me how the hell were turning into this?

[EmperorofCartoons]

@TheDraindeimo Free health care. Since we are actually helping people instead of fucking them over, it means we have become communists instead of capitalists.

[TheDraindeimo]

@EmperorofCartoons And what is wrong with a country helping its people?

[Tattas999]

@EmperorofCartoons Health care doesn't make a country communist, but socialist rather. And other policies like aiding the unemployed is socialism. Communism would mean that your food would be given by the government, your job would be appointed by the government, and everyone's pay would be low, but equal.

[joe80dman]

@TheDraindeimo: By a consortium of unelected bureaucrats like Michael Chertoff, ex DHS director. We could also include a corrupt Judiciary that won't recognize Constitutional Law as they're supposed to. I wonder how the 37 or so unelected Czars will play a role in determining American "policies" in future events?

[randommagnum]

Under Obama, yeah you're right.

[TinyVessels00]

That actually sounds like fun.

[pljjs]

oh what a proud lefty i feel like after watching this :'D

[rauf107]

ROFLMAO

[amsterdam78]

This is nothing more then capitalist propaganda. The lith's always had a beef with Russia, and when the free market came back they used every effort they could to tell lies. The myth that communists are cannibals came from Lithuania.

[MetalHeadViking]

haha, great idé!

[Truthtolder]

LMFAO!!

[fae1magalokreas]

@Truthtolder wtf..? LOL!

[taufan8687]

that's cool.. :D

[zlzgrom86]

The EU is one large communist theme park.

[loltheworld]

at 1:32 I first thought that was Robin Williams saying "that was gay or shit or life-vest"

[syred]

weeeird

[fioriparty74]

In Soviet Russia, theme parks goes to YOU!!

[sd1333]

wait so that guy in the end who made that comment, actually wants communism and thinks that being interrogated and what not is freedom? idk I'm confused.

[jonnyboiboi]

i want to go..

[678Zack]

$50 to get beaten LOL

[bistander]

well, if there's vodka...

[20000914]

$50 to get treated like crap.

[Martiinkun]

thats communism for you

[puppetmaster983]

Well, in all fairness it is a "THEME" park. The theme is just.... Communism.

[CocolutoBeans]

America in 3 years.

[cybamegaman]

The mean point is, in my opinion is to show people what a country run by commies are like. Just an example, like to teach a child a value of a doller.

[Fuzzy192006]

did they die?

[bistander]

@Fuzzy192006 I bet one lucky person gets to :D

[invaderzim451]

They actually pay about $50 to get screamed at? I hope it's worth it.

[MrTurboturbine]

in soviet Russia.....

[upurhoe12321]

they should make one about the nazi concentration camps!! that would be very successful, i think..

[psychoklown66]

I think they did.... it's call "Fat Camp"

[kary213]

I liked the comment the guy made at the end of the vid

[angrygoldfish]

I love the music.

[paddytheduck]

looks fun must try it

[Peacenik]

Everyone will be Russian to get there, cuz they are always Putin on such a good show. So stop Stalin, and visit today!

[ForbiddingDurian]

SM?

[Rockorollo]

hell i would and leave with a gas mask vouchre hell yes!

[KanecoPT]

seems a lot of fun :D

[n11lc]

huh no witty comment for this vid

[Petchhyy]

Awesome.

[metalhoodmetalhood]

of then you learn to respect freedom, but pay 50 bucks for this??

[PiorunofLV]

im sure the thats not the price. Its is unverfiable and diagonal knows this

[LegendarySock]

Lol, why would you do that?

[evofilms96]

wow, i want to go there :D

[nexas16]

1:36 it should say needed not need

[TheFabulousAmanda]

@nexas16 We still do need the freedom. If it said needed, that would be past tense, implying that we don't need freedom anymore.

[georgeq10]

must go there xD

[jessytysh]

scary O_O

[godsend420]

they pay for shit??? WOW

[Persiana]

...IN AMERICA.

[cocogrrl]

It's like Soviet communist BDSM! No different than what some folks in the U.S. would pay a Dom/me to beat them senseless for a fee.

[HiJaayD]

hahahhaha

[haha199012]

wooo

[hysteriahpc]

Fuck toyota!

[fuUuckCCP]

@hysteriahpc fuck you !