Directo com Emplastro

[altonmiranda49]

This is one "bashful" video. =p

[FusiontheCat]

Captain! I'm detecting large quantities of win!

[manekslink]

why is everyone talking in english? no one portuguese here?

xD

[dede73969]

@manekslink xD

[TheSundayDelight]

successful troll is successful

[ComradeLibertarian]

"u mad, reporter?"

[VickyAnkles]

You mean look at his mole face!

[theloststudent]

Holy crap, everyone acted as if he wasn't there, that was weird...

[Zalman1337]

@theloststudent He's actually a ghost and they were using a ghost camera.

[theloststudent]

@Zalman1337 You sir are a brilliant man.

[Numbawa]

@theloststudent Back in the day he used to be on every interview related to FCP, no one really minded about him anymore :b

[Gr1Ng00]

lol xD thats to sick



[MrFangueiro8]

E BIBO O PORTO CARALHO xD

[muetter]

The guy with the microphone keeps interfering with the interview

[amanie99]

hero!

[Latiin013]

Este emplastro é 5* pah !

[barabasb]

he is creepy

[Apokalipsz42]

Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.

[DrFiambre]

Se tivesse com o liedson o que lhe dizia?

Um beijiho grande para ele

[Jansper]

LOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GENIUS!

[Su620]

The Best... Jornalista com senso de humor... Se fosse a Leonor Poeiras tava aos gritos com o homem...

[Marcinhotavaresfcp4]

estava ali um que tbm queria ser, mas nao tem hipotese

[IndustriakDJ]

Hey I Portuguese and my going to update you all you foreigners..

This guy is a retard, known as "Emplastro" is the famousest FCPorto Fan as you may see in the other videos because is allways on the camera sometimes alone in the opposite team club members.

The reporter is talking to Sporting fans, the opposite team off the match and in the end he says that is going to reverse the rolls.

2:47 - "vou ser eu o emplastro do próprio emplastro" = "I'am going to be the 'stalker' of the stalker"

[lannazazaz]

LMAO omg i love how a crowd of people form together at one point near the end XD

[TheMichellebenavides]

hahahahahahahahahah

[KwartzKitten]

I'd so grab that guys nose X3

[northernboymufc]

This guy is amazing!!! Every football club has a fan like this... how does he keep appearing in so many news reports? What is the reporter saying about him in the end?

[dnssantos1985]

@northernboymufc He said he was going to do an unusual thing... Said to him to stand in that place because he was going to do his part! x'D

[metalduro88]

@northernboymufc maybe he is a ghost ehehhe

[btnheazy03]

epic troll is epic, but i have to give much props to the reporter dude! haha he's so cool and restrained hahaa some other reporter might have knocked the fuck outta that guy!!!

[03BL]

e o outro que vai ali só pela festa do futebol?

[7xar]

2:54 parece que o Emplastro se sente realizado naquele momento ahahah

[Notasthinkasudrunkim]

reeks 4chan all over him

[wakazimaru]

Problem?

[michaelmas10]

He is staring into my soul

[foroeste1]

@michaelmas10 he is a fc porto fan he have a mind problem but he is funny and famous because he is camramaniac

[Youtubitiano]

Mas veio apoiar o sporting ja se percebe!

Não porque não é o meu clube ESCÁFIA!

[iflipped4u]

if this were an american broadcast, he wouldn't be able to get that close, and if he did, he'd be punched in the face, by the reporter or at least by the interviewees. Personal space is not in issue outside the US.

[watagoalxD]

pause at 3:14 right after he turns! TROLL FACE!

[TheAndremiguel111]

pai do messi

[clacla0912]

Gente, que tosqueira é essa?

[Brenanaification]

MOLE HE'S GOT A BLOODY MOLE

[lukinhasbu]

HUAHAUHA

[jimbo2346]

I would have interviewed the guy. Put him on the spot, so to speak.

[The9thAvenger]

lol he's creepy

and I couldn't stop laughing

[greatonisionfan]

awww looks cute

[Howyamossy]

What a cunt LOLOL

[bifercatedmonokini]

This video backwards is a man speaking in spanish and walking backwards to avoid emplastro.

[MamaLuig145]

Someone needs to translate this

[macewindu210]

Actually, in the second half of this video, the journalist is making fun of Emplastro, and fooling him. Emplastro was actually mentally retarded. I think he's dead now.

[TehPea]

@macewindu210 he's still alive. I saw him the other day. He shaved all of his hair and was asking for $... he's moreso resting during the pre-season :P

[r3ap3rjay7]

BAHAHAHHA CLUSTER FUCK OF LOLS

[compalm]

ate k a voz me ```DOia"

[lopoicrama]

lolwat

[gomilev]

This is the best thing that has ever happened to the media.

[immaLAWLRUS]

its like hes not even there.

[AnyBodyWannaPeanut]

@immaLAWLRUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

that's awesome... :)

[gopena1]

Hilarious guy, but I have a lot of respect for the broadcaster. never before have I seen a reporter so cool under such a situation. Cool as a cucumber.

[stormvorm]

That's what you get for legalizing drugs.

[hamburguer11]

granda emplastro bue konhecido diz ele ,,,,,

[CassettePlaya1]

Dude has asspie syndrome

[Fez8745]

That guy wins the Internet Award!

[ilsenzanome]

Omg Wtf??

[thekillercrab]

his face at 2:49.. :D

[EmilisInfo]

An hero!

[chrisxdeboy]

my face hurts from laughing.

[666666matty]

obvious troll is obvious xD

[heald111111111111111]

This is all I would focus my time on if I had a hideous facial disfigurement.

[pandev48]

"peço ao emplastro" hahaha

[shitcock86]

I can't tell if he's retarded or a comedic genius.

[CurrentGamer]

buhahaha

[crownme555]

Is this spanish? it sounds a little like russian

[blakscull]

@crownme555 portuges

[MrLDTT]

its arabian american fatass

[Chadbrochill41]

moley moley moley moooollleeeee

[zshreader]

I want to become him!

[cochesegt]

Moley moley moley ! MOLE! ahhh..oohhh. MOLLLLLE.

[cochesegt]

Molllllleeeeeeeeyy MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thehasslessydney]

after a while i just forgot he was there and was like why am i watching this news report, its in another language? and then i was like, woah check out that dude

[hippymonkmon]

Look at his troll face!

[by4kko]

@hippymonkmon trool is your moom ass; é a pessoa que mais me faz rir, viva ao emplastro

[hippymonkmon]

@by4kko Cool Story Bro!

[Boigahs]

@hippymonkmon >Troll face

>Not Cool face

Get the fuck out of everywhere, newfag.

[Crashbolt17]

@Boigahs But it's trollface.

[hippymonkmon]

@Boigahs I said troll face....?

[Boigahs]

@hippymonkmon It isn't called troll face. It's called cool face. Only idiots don't know this. So please leave the internet.

[hippymonkmon]

@Boigahs *Brainsplode*

[Funtertain]

I've never LOL'D so much in months! XD

[Firemarok]

wow they must be totally focused on getting this scoop..lol

[lilflower1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha te lovo emplastrooo! hahahahahaha que figura!!!

[bamachine]

Moley,moley,moley mole

[TipoPedigree]

Someone casted invisibility on him, it seems.

[JawboneX]

holy shit, camwhoring

[ganzaman1]

o gajo so entrevista personagens xD

e o emplastro é o maior :D

[seunketchup88]

ROFLMAO Don't mind me,I'm  just going to stand here.

[someguyinwales]

I think the reporter should have kicked his ass.

[TheNSizzle]

Well I'm going to have to go change my underwear now

[WallysaurRex]

+1 Internetz for him

[SamuelHorler]

Wow, the end was like the pinnacle of laughter. FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY!

[D413373R]

fucking epic lmao!!!

[ForcheAlex]

LMFAO he's committed

[McStabYou]

Man, I bet they kicked his ass after they cut.

[gomilev]

le fuck?

[silenceiseasy85]

Listen mr. news man, i know you're in the middle of a story, and imma let you finish, but... *smile*

[ZecaHuHu]

I just found something really wierd: think GEORGE BUSH !!!!!

[ghoststang4point0]

did the hero died?

[respeezy]

Emplastro for president!!!

[Bargainmang1992]

that man deserves his own segment of the news. that was amazing lmao

[taylorferry7]

he is an hero

[w00terz2]

He is a hero, not an hero.

[ferarri94]

grammar nazi ;P

[RecklessYouth333]

@w00terz2

You don't get the meme.

[Moretzsohn1]

@RecklessYouth333 this isn't a fucking meme newfag.

[RecklessYouth333]

@Moretzsohn1

Sure it isn't.

[tlmxxx]

-Boa tarde!!!

-Não, não consigo falar...

-Mas vem aqui apoiar o Sporting!

-Não, só vim ver...

-Vem apoiar o Sporting?

-Até que a voz me dóia!!!

:D

[xXSEANYBOIIXx]

My hero...

[SuperMegaFresh]

''ate que a voz me doia'' loooooooooooooool

[Gamer4672]

takes balls to do something like that for 10 secs....but this guy is a hero for photo bombing

[Race2010Race]

O emplastro é um gajo muito fixe!

Só diz verdades

[Switchxisxback]

This dude is my hero

[dm16105]

the guy is well known, but if he were to come next to me i'd shove my foot up his ass.

[rodolphoxto]

i see dead people

[kickapig10]

this man is possibly the biggest champ of all time!

[Akabane011]

hahaha lindo só face do manXD

[cyphoo]

What a stupid guy xD

[sh5580]

hahahah nice

[metalebd]

dude that's amazing

[dinksong]

I would have been really pissed if I was the reporter. Mostly because it happens so many time and you get tired of these people. And I never get what is the point to try to be on tv. Seriously, ridiculous.

[leetdrums]

why do the people take no notice of the man?? if i sat there i would have been disturbed by him... and they dont even take a look?!

[MunoDred]

Vivó emplastro

[kev20706]

too funny.lol

[nicolaskirmett]

i love this man xx

[bhagvita]

He moves person to person like it's his job. Fantastic!

[hapsap]

that dude creeps me out

[JakeTheSoCalledSnake]

"You ugly mudafucker...."

[thenathanstone]

dont cry, this guys hilarious. mostly for having a mole and being ugly. but also for invading so much personal space

[deadfoxxy]

what is this i don't even

[briancklein]

What an obnoxious, ugly motherfucker...

[flgood]

MOLE! Moley moley moley...

[heymanhaha]

@flgood LOL that's exactly what i was thinking.. the Austin Powers reference

[DementedMax]

Hole in the face.

[alleynz]

What a retard, im surprised everyone actually let him get that close.

[IronChefWannabe]

what an asshole

[newdevinedj]

De niro has lost it!

[PirateLena]

Wow, I can't believe this came on MLIA LOL

[dopeandwack]

holy moley!!

[Broomballwilson]

Im laughing so hard it hurts

[Harbringerb]

that guy just became my hero.

[flyswatterlaura]

Mole-y Mole-y Mole-y

[metalmedo]

1:37 !!! LMFAO !!!

[topgearguy95]

he's stolen something, he's got that look on his face "i stole your tv, now im on tv" :P

[PopolVuh2]

Dad!

[lharrod]

Up until the reporter looked at him (2:45) it was like this guy was invisible to all.

[fatbald]

haha this guy is a bad motherfucker

[btnheazy03]

dude i think he's fucking retarded for real .. .

[whatsyourken]

man, portuguese from Portugal is so different from portuguese from Brazil.

[standdownman]

Man, English from England is so different than English from America.

[bdot02]

@standdownman its almost like a different dialect...

[standdownman]

Mind-blowing stuff.

[metalmedo]

stand down man.

[standdownman]

metal me do.

[Shaneharro2]

Lol, near the end takes up the whole camera.

Awesome.

[Beerenty]

He looks like Robert De Niro's retarded young brother.

[PontFX]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ZecaHuHu]

Emplastro rules!

[hughzshooz]

fucking irl troll win

[hennerz12]

thats brilliant

[babybluekewlmizpink7]

lol that guy wants to be famous.

[skippyau]

HAHAHAHA