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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if this is real i dont feel pity for you dude sure im piss as hell at any priest doing tht to any1 bt you were in college at the time u started getting molested ??your a grown ass man and you are persuaded to give tht old fuck a bj ??? dude please dont use the word molested sounds like you liked it , because it you didnt you wouldnt go on tht trip to spain after wat he did ,main point is your homo dude BUT if this is a joke hahaha nice 1 dude
Edward Current really believes or at least says he believes that 911 was done by terrorists overseas and not by the US government even though all of the evidence indicates the opposite. For example only 2 buildings were hit by planes and yet all three buildings came down in the exact same way on the exact same day within a few hours of each other. If a+x=1 then a+x=1 and a+x must equal something else if building 3 was hit by no planes yet we are seeing a+x=1.
@bobmuffins I'll do that right after you find me a video of a building that has burned for 7 hours that implodes onto itself straight down at freefall speed. If steel framed buildings burning collapse in onto themselves into their own footprint as a result of fire then show me video of it happening. Edward Current didn't even show the actual videos of the Nist tests.
@JamesRideout123 Have you ever seen the wreckage? 7 did not fall straight into its own footprint, you can see the facade of 7 on the top of the pile, indicating it fell somewhat sideways, toward the damaged area (which had massive damage, which you can see through the smoke in some pictures.
@dangerouslytalented Yes I've seen the wreckage. Building 7 did fall into its own footprint. The footage of the wreckage was aired on CNN the day it happened of both trade centers and Building 7.
@bobmuffins All right idiot. You yourselves took the building down and killed your own people. Now fuck off this video which is in no way related to your conspiracy shit.
For love is joy, and happiness. Through sadness comes love, and through love comes joy, and happiness. The love has been given, Jesus. Don't let it pass you, love is patient. It is waiting for you, God is waiting.
@Nujjitoza heres your comment was "the annoying thing when watching these videos is that you never know if its real" I figured you were a fuck head christian. not my fault your comment makes you sound retarded. don't PMS all over me dude.
I wouldn't trust NO MAN around my child I don't care if it was jesus himself . parents need 2 watch there kids that's the moral 2 the story and any man or boy who sits there and takes someones manhood or childhood should die a horrible death and go str8 2 HELL
i'm not sure about this one... because even IF some kid that got molested turned out to be gay... i don't think that makes the molestation funny in any way...
haha father Flanagan, are you trolling? first yo usay you were very young when you wee molested, then you say you were on college...keep you story straight if you are going to troll..you fail lol
and thinking that I actually felt sorry for you...Truly... what did you ask that priest for
that he doesn't want to give you that you just had to go this far as to post this video up in order to defame his good name.?? Oh... and Father Flannigan if it so happen that your reading this piece of shit don't think that you are safe from the Lord...your judgement day will determine your punishment if indeed this accusation turns out to be true...as do mine.
It is obvious that you are a fucking liar...bet your the one who wanted to get it on with the priest...Father Flannigan...but you got rejected and warned with a law suit because you started this video with.....it started when you were a young boy but then again you said it began when you were only at his house for the purpose of an interview for you college paper. you were old enough then to know the difference and you did not report it to the authorities? You are one stupid liar!!!!
so mister "funny man" you think this is a joke? well as a child survivor of sex abuse i must say, fuck yeah this is funny! and why do they call it child survivor? it wasnt cancer, or a televission show. it is terrible, yes, but this is fucking funny. i am glad you were not converted to a gay, and stay strong with youre wife, you will reunite in heaven and have totaly heavenly non gey sex.
just wondering what you hope to accomplish by this bullshit. people have suffered their whole life because of molestations, but you find some deluted sense of humor in it. you are a coward current.
God damn Edward. He works in mysterious ways alright. You must have been thinking "divine plan my sore ass..." ha ha good one man. You were really pushing the envelope here on this one.I say go for it. Oh, and I hear you can pray away the gay... although it doesn't seem to work for them does it ? Kudos - good stuff.
@mattakudesu The task was to show me one example of anything observed in the universe showing that matter & energy could interact on their own to produce something living or to show where FUNCTIONAL order could come about from purposeless chaos. ur diamond exp fails as it is simply static pattern formed. I asked u about FUNCTIONAL order like the workings of the cell with various functions-not just static design or order like the example you gave. In other words, show me order involving functions
I'm pretty sure there is something in the bible against lying. I know people that have been sexually abused, and it was nothing even close to this. 1st of all, you were in college? yeah, the word youre looking for is "consentual." and you didnt "mastebate him orally." thats called oral sex....
@wp4866 You are so compassionate and so intelligent, fellow believer! The problem is: THIS MAN IS JOKING! I discovered it yesterday when my father cock slapp'd me and said: "Bitch it's a joke nigga" And it is true! He shall die in hell...
he turned you into one of them, how alien and un supportive, you even have a body language of a lier calling rape, your baldy and have been since scratching your head because of solutions in gods project, bible is for death and afterlife, crying is for guilt
@TheGreenBlink41 lol, don't worry. So many people who comment have no idea he does satires. The idiots are the theists who rave about how great he is after watching his videos and then get tremendously angry when they see his profile!
@glitchuser4 "What's even funnier than that is the fact you think that evolution works like that. Rofl."
And you have just proved my point. All you can say is: " you think evolution works like that" yet you cannot point out what was wrong about what I said about how evolution works.
@GodTheFag You may dance around this all you can but the fact is that if you believe in common descent Evolution, then you believe that sometime many millions of years ago, some chemicals came together on their own and by some random chance somehow formed the first bacterial cellular life that became the common ancestor. Then over millions of years, this life form with no guided purpose just began to evolve into all the various species of plants and animals we have in the world. LOL
@ojaymon please do some research on quantum mechanics. your ignorance about how energy changes and interacts with itself is lacking. if you understood the basic premise of quantum mechanics, then you could easily see how everything could come about from energy interacting with itself. you may think its laughable but its the truth. the inventions and medical science we have to day are its proof. religion has done nothing but divide people while technology has brought them closer.
@mattakudesu "if you understood the basic premise of quantum mechanics, then you could easily see how everything could come about from energy interacting with itself."
Well it is better to show practical examples rather than explanations founded on scientific fantasies. Now please give us just one example of anything observed in the Universe showing that matter and energy can interact to form something living. Just one. Also show me one example of where functional order is formed from chaos
@ojaymon sure, just look at the different allotropes of carbon, those are examples of order coming from chaos. amidst lots of heat and pressure, carbon atom will allign itself a certain way and make a diamond. of course this takes billions of years, but we understand the process now to the point where we can grow diamonds in a lab.
@mattakudesu The task was to show me one example of anything observed in the universe showing that matter & energy could interact on their own to produce something living or to show where FUNCTIONAL order could come about from purposeless chaos. ur diamond exp fails as it is simply static pattern formed. I asked u about FUNCTIONAL order like the workings of the cell with various functions-not just static design or order like the example you gave. In other words, show me order involving functions
@GodTheFag "You should study evolution a little bit more because you just repeat what all the deluded creationists say."
I have studied CD evolution well enough to know that it is wishful magical crap fueled by atheistic minds. The fact that they claim it is science does not make it any less stupid than your perceive the Christian perspective is. All the likes of you say is: "You dont understand evolution-study it". Why don't u tell me what I am missing out.
@GodTheFag "Okay, you won. The Earth is flat and it is only 6000 years old and it is the center of the universe. Happy? Hahahahahaha lol Creationists and their "facts". xDDD"
LOL. Interestingly, the only way most of you Athiests can survive any meaningful argument is to build a strawman against people. I never said anything about creation in 6000 yrs or the earth being the center of the Universe etc. So pls do not use deceptive arguments 2 cover up the folly that bacteria turned 2 man. LOL
LOL. Kids are those who believe in cartoons and untestable fairy tales and call them science. A kid is one who can believe that sometime millions of years ago, by pure chance of matter and energy interacting together, a bacteria cellular life was formed. And then without any guiding intelligence over millions of years, it somehow just began to evolve to becoming different species of plants and animals such as oranges, apples, dogs, frogs, etc LOL
@ojaymon you are not describing Evolution. you are describing the genesis of life (and not the book in the bible). evolution is the theory of how organisms have changed over time from that original life source and branched out into its many species. it does not pretend to explain the first species or how it came to be. no one is claiming to say how life began (expect of course for religious people). maybe we will figure that out one day, but evolution is not that.
@jlopez9090 "you are not describing Evolution. you are describing the genesis of life (and not the book in the bible). evolution is the theory of how organisms have changed over time from that original life source and branched out into its many species. "
Of course I know that evolution is different from Abiogenises but they are fundamentally linked in respect of this argument. Evading Abiogenesis in the Evolutionary process is like one trying to describe a building without its foundation.
@ojaymon yea but there is humility in admitting you dont know. we dont know exactly what triggered life, but you dont need to know to map its progression (evolution) to today.
@ojaymon We are not exactly certain as to how life first appeared on this planet. But concluding that "goddidit" is a bit assuming. If you apply the same high standards of skepticism to creation as you seem to apply to modern scientific theories, it will inevitably collapse on itself.
Many of us who believe in God do so on the basis of experiential realities which Science may never evaluate. So when we say "God did it", it is not just based on assumption alone. it is first based on common sense regarding what he has made obvious that Intelligence and not just chance must have been responsible for the design & order in d Universe. Then this is further confirmed by our experiential relationship with him.
@ojaymon Well.. I'm not sure what you mean by "experiential realities".. But I can tell you that miracles or "feeling the holy spirit "within you, is not an effective means of evidence. Also... I don't really see what you mean by "obvious that intelligence.... must have been responsible". Because it's not obvious... I mean, the universe goes through many processes without a supernatural cause. Weather, seismic activity, chemical reactions, etc.. no signs of "god's hand". Just nature.
@ApatheticOmniscience By experiential realities, I am referring to those genuine supernatural experiences of God which science has no means of evaluating. That such experiences are subjective does not negate their validity. Let me ask you a question to help make my point. Do you believe all those (including high standing people such as top military men, CIA agents, government officials, etc) who say they have seen UFOs are all lying? Do u negate their experiences because they are subjective?
@ojaymon No, I would not negate their possible veracity, but I would never accept them because they are indeed subjective. Empiricism has been proven, time after time, to be unreliable. One person may claim to see a UFO, another may claim to see a shooting star. Who's right? We can't accept both, can we? We kinda need some physical proof to verify the claim.. To quote Carl Sagan, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
Testimonies are the lowest form of proof, ESPECIALLY for God
"use. Weather, seismic activity, chemical reactions, etc.. no signs of "god's hand". Just nature."
I think you are missing the point. Of course God first created the Universe and life and then set those laws of nature in motion for seasons, times and life activities. You say it is just stochastic processes of nature mingling matter and energy together & bringing about all that we see by pure chance. commonsensical observations cannot support such an idea
@ojaymon But let's just take a step back and look at God's range of influence. As we discover more about the natural world, we begin to realize that the supernatural doesn't take place in our existence.. But to then conclude that a timeless, infinite creator first set it all in motion, we are then pushing God into a region of the "unfalsifiable".
It may seem unbelievable that such "fine tuning" could arise in nature, but the universe wasn't always hospitable for human life... Not by a longshot.
@ApatheticOmniscience One clear evidence that refute d idea of chance is that there is not a single thing we objectively observe in nature which produces FUNCTIONAL information or order from chaos. Undirected stochastic events never produce anything purposefully. Objective observations clearly show that life can only come from something which already has life & intelligence can only come from something which has intelligence. Matter &energy can never produce any of these even in 10 Trilion yrs
@Censeo "so dust could never have become Adams flesh and bones you mean?"
Not by matter and energy producing his flesh and bones by pure chance-that is the point. It took intelligence using these materials to make him a living Soul with intelligence. Matter and energy on their own acting randomly together in undirected processes CAN NEVER produce life with intelligence even if given eternity
@ojaymon Not quite true. You're still concluding off the observations and discoveries of TODAY. Science doesn't stop at today. It'll continue to make more and more discoveries as time goes on. So even if current observations haven't quite presented all the information we need, it doesn't mean that it wont.
@GodTheFag The problem with people like u who bask ignorantly in intellectual arrogance is that u think that what must always constitute evidence is that which must be scientifically proven. This is the deceptive doctrine of materialism the enemy has sold to you all-that every phenomenon must be explained in terms of matter and energy. You already have an arrogant a priori assumption of what must constitute evidence for God hence u are self blinded and cannot discern outside your confined box
U think that shit is fucking funny. I was molested when I was a kid and that shit still fucking hurts. I hope you catch aids and die bitch, because your fucking low. Fucking faggots these days
@GodTheFag knowledge of the true God on the other hand is not based on some absurd untestable historical assumptions like UCD Evolution but based on an experiential knowledge of Him. In other words I know that God exists not because I Imagined or imagine he exists but because I have experienced the supernatural reality of his existence. Whether or not u choose to argue against a subjective experience, the fact is that evidence of truth & reality need not necessarily have a scientific explanation
@GodTheFag "I really hope you were joking. If you're not then I feel sorry for you"
Of course your thoughts are expected. I was not joking. The fact is that UCD Evolution is founded on the science of pure materialism which subscribe to the myth that mater & energy through some process of pure chance came together to produce some primitive cellular life form. Then by some undirected 'magic' this life form evolved over millions of years into all the plants and animals we see in the world 2day
@ojaymon you say that a bacteria transforming into a man throudh millions of years is ridiculous, well I think that believing that a magical dude did it is much more ridiculous, besides, it is known that there where dinosaurs millions of years ago, and that humans where not the first living being on earth
@ThePepex123 "you say that a bacteria transforming into a man throudh millions of years is ridiculous,"
Of course common sense and sincere observations should tell anyone that it is ridiculous because there is nothing observable in the universe that suggests in any way that Purposeless Chaos can lead to complex functional order without a mind or intelligence with purpose behind it. Show me just one instance where something stochastic in nature has produced FUNCTIONAL order. JUST ONE EXAMPLE
@ThePepex123 "you say that a bacteria transforming into a man throudh millions of years is ridiculous,"
Of course common sense and sincere observations should tell anyone that it is ridiculous because there is nothing observable in the universe that suggests in any way that Purposeless Chaos can lead to complex functional order without a mind or intelligence with purpose behind it. Show me just one instance where something stochastic in nature has produced FUNCTIONAL order. JUST ONE EXAMPLE
@ThePepex123 "well I think that believing that a magical dude did it is much more ridiculous, besides, it is known that there where dinosaurs millions of years ago, and that humans where not the first living being on earth"
Your statement reflects much ignorance. 1) No one said anything about a magical dude creating the Universe. 2) I never said that Humans were the first living things on earth. The scriptures do not even teach any such thing. I contend that there is intelligence behind it all
@NoLukeWarm161 I can only speak for myself, but after the frustration of trying to help the deluded see reality in a respectful common sense conversation, there isnt much left except
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IamWayBeyondThePale 4 days ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if this is real i dont feel pity for you dude sure im piss as hell at any priest doing tht to any1 bt you were in college at the time u started getting molested ??your a grown ass man and you are persuaded to give tht old fuck a bj ??? dude please dont use the word molested sounds like you liked it , because it you didnt you wouldnt go on tht trip to spain after wat he did ,main point is your homo dude BUT if this is a joke hahaha nice 1 dude
seksyen4babyface 5 days ago
You're an ass. You're making a mockery out of child sexual abuse.
somedudeII 2 weeks ago
this is fucked. is this real? priests are fucked up. this happens all the time and they really need to be stopped.
im sorry man, i feel for you. even though i'm an atheist and all that, this is just fucked.
JonnoXD 2 weeks ago 2
if altar boys could get pregnant priests would be all for contraceptives
greyhamlee 2 weeks ago 3
is he gay because i would love that so much he is kinda attractive
TheRandomguy112 3 weeks ago
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TheRandomguy112 3 weeks ago
No offense but this dude scares me :O
Webcampod 3 weeks ago
u c people who believe in god are bad people
ArcadianProductions7 3 weeks ago
You God damn slut
PwnerGeist 4 weeks ago
I think by Jesus's waves you mean common sense
JNTshowshow 1 month ago
Edward Current really believes or at least says he believes that 911 was done by terrorists overseas and not by the US government even though all of the evidence indicates the opposite. For example only 2 buildings were hit by planes and yet all three buildings came down in the exact same way on the exact same day within a few hours of each other. If a+x=1 then a+x=1 and a+x must equal something else if building 3 was hit by no planes yet we are seeing a+x=1.
JamesRideout123 1 month ago
@JamesRideout123 YOU ARE AN IDIOT
BUILDING 7 WAS ON FIRE FOR AT LEAST 7 HOURS
FIND ME A BUILDING THAT CAN BURN FOR 7 HOURS AND STAY STANDING
bobmuffins 1 month ago
@bobmuffins I'll do that right after you find me a video of a building that has burned for 7 hours that implodes onto itself straight down at freefall speed. If steel framed buildings burning collapse in onto themselves into their own footprint as a result of fire then show me video of it happening. Edward Current didn't even show the actual videos of the Nist tests.
JamesRideout123 1 month ago
@JamesRideout123 Have you ever seen the wreckage? 7 did not fall straight into its own footprint, you can see the facade of 7 on the top of the pile, indicating it fell somewhat sideways, toward the damaged area (which had massive damage, which you can see through the smoke in some pictures.
dangerouslytalented 3 weeks ago
@dangerouslytalented Yes I've seen the wreckage. Building 7 did fall into its own footprint. The footage of the wreckage was aired on CNN the day it happened of both trade centers and Building 7.
JamesRideout123 3 weeks ago
@bobmuffins Conventional fire cannot melt steel columns.
JamesRideout123 1 month ago
@bobmuffins All right idiot. You yourselves took the building down and killed your own people. Now fuck off this video which is in no way related to your conspiracy shit.
TheWtfffffffffffffff 1 month ago
@TheWtfffffffffffffff You killed 2 teens because they are gay, with the public well aware, unlike us.
SCIFIguy64 1 month ago
Frankly at the time, it hurt more for him.
Anarchyson1 1 month ago
That was mean.
And that's why I like it!
Not straight to work, though... I've stg else to finish first.
GGGNVideos 1 month ago
That was some beautiful acting.
wordvariation 1 month ago 4
He's Gay. That's the joke anyway. "I started getting molested by a lot of older and younger men." It's pretty straightforward.
Adroitism 1 month ago
This guy is weird.
JamesRideout123 1 month ago
@JamesRideout123 it's an act dude. Can you feel the sarcasm?
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For love is joy, and happiness. Through sadness comes love, and through love comes joy, and happiness. The love has been given, Jesus. Don't let it pass you, love is patient. It is waiting for you, God is waiting.
forloveISjoyANDhappi 1 month ago
hahaha the christion who's isn't a athirst /sacrazem
tejjaw 1 month ago
Why is he doing a parody on this?
magnus56j 1 month ago
@magnus56j Because people nowadays capitalize on this, truthful or not..... I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
disturbedking8 1 month ago
you're my fucking hero Edward!
sibeleen 1 month ago
Okay, nevermind forget it, watched the whole video.
TheManofFest 1 month ago
I can't tell if this is fake.
TheManofFest 1 month ago
@TheManofFest He said he was interviewing him for his COLLEGE PAPER. Its fake
BohmbBohmb 1 month ago
'masturbating him orally' LOL
KoutetsuTenshin 1 month ago
the annoying thing when watching these videos is that you never know if its real
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@Nujjitoza uhh its not... sorry if you're christian... or got raped by a priest... but hes a comedian.
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@PirateDuckyy Dude
what the fuck, I know its not real you moron.
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@Nujjitoza heres your comment was "the annoying thing when watching these videos is that you never know if its real" I figured you were a fuck head christian. not my fault your comment makes you sound retarded. don't PMS all over me dude.
PirateDuckyy 1 month ago
DAMMIT TROLL I ALMOST BELIEVE YOU
codenamerishi 1 month ago
1:38 "I'm so horny" wtf
johannesABC 1 month ago
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TheToolSound 1 month ago
whats funny is he has a bible in his hand
sct334434 1 month ago 18
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CHONGOBOOB 1 month ago
This shit is not funny... ok it's kinda funny.
milleniumbug86 2 months ago
Sick Perverted Priests. Disgust Me
ShinRyuAmiYuniTsuki 2 months ago
I wouldn't trust NO MAN around my child I don't care if it was jesus himself . parents need 2 watch there kids that's the moral 2 the story and any man or boy who sits there and takes someones manhood or childhood should die a horrible death and go str8 2 HELL
MzCurves22 2 months ago
@MzCurves22,
You know, there's female pedophiles, too.
Besides, this guy is Edward Current. He's an atheist comedian. This is satire.
05lowell05 1 month ago
-Bellend.
BunitRecords1 2 months ago
i'm not sure about this one... because even IF some kid that got molested turned out to be gay... i don't think that makes the molestation funny in any way...
notthere83 2 months ago
you were in college? GO BEAT HIS ASS NOW, YOU WILL FEEL BETTER.
VeronicaGardentv 3 months ago
priest always molest. sick bastards
VeronicaGardentv 3 months ago 13
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@VeronicaGardentv I see ignorance knows no bounds.
StygianWhite 1 month ago
@VeronicaGardentv yeah, all priests molest children...a fact
LeftHandCookie 4 weeks ago
ooo.... this is really wrong, like this is horrible... but its OK CUZ YOUR HILARIOUS
DXhardy831 3 months ago
haha father Flanagan, are you trolling? first yo usay you were very young when you wee molested, then you say you were on college...keep you story straight if you are going to troll..you fail lol
ozzyfan999 3 months ago
my weiners integrity has been COMPROMISED
thanksforthemessdick 3 months ago
and thinking that I actually felt sorry for you...Truly... what did you ask that priest for
that he doesn't want to give you that you just had to go this far as to post this video up in order to defame his good name.?? Oh... and Father Flannigan if it so happen that your reading this piece of shit don't think that you are safe from the Lord...your judgement day will determine your punishment if indeed this accusation turns out to be true...as do mine.
lolingahmar670 3 months ago
It is obvious that you are a fucking liar...bet your the one who wanted to get it on with the priest...Father Flannigan...but you got rejected and warned with a law suit because you started this video with.....it started when you were a young boy but then again you said it began when you were only at his house for the purpose of an interview for you college paper. you were old enough then to know the difference and you did not report it to the authorities? You are one stupid liar!!!!
lolingahmar670 3 months ago
I have such a massive boner from this...
vegatablesouptom 3 months ago
Maybe God will forgive you for being molested.
mattiassollerman 3 months ago
RE 3:45 How are you a virgin if you've had sex with multiple men?
xXvolhvXx 4 months ago
Lolz
millionmilesawayy 4 months ago
"We've chosen to remain virgins until we reunite in heaven". lol
termi892 4 months ago
Yet you hold your faith. I salute you. Honestly.
sikdamo 4 months ago
This was awesome. Love the split second clip from P The Pizza boy He Delivers when he supposedly cuts the filming. :P
gayboyTX 4 months ago
"Are you Single" advert at the beginning - click through for Father Flannagan's website
edga69 4 months ago
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and ppl want to talk bad about islam well see what they dont tell u about christianity
Sayid931 4 months ago
@MrDinoJess Well technicaly they wont see...
WeAreEvolving 4 months ago
"A wave of Jesu's love came flooding into me, and believe me, I swallowed." I give you two thumbs up and toothbrush sir :)
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Hell and Heaven are in the exact same place: 6 feet (1.83 meters) under the ground, in your "forever box"
KINDspotting 4 months ago
In Russia, you molest priests:)
kemalcs 4 months ago
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are you gay
gamekid1337 5 months ago
ha ha ha, the residual gay porn footage ha ha ha!!
kronier 5 months ago
@jlopez9090 u said there is nothing in the bible about lying, read revelations 21.8
dannhlk 5 months ago
im still kind of confused if he is a christian or not
vivalakakarot 5 months ago
@vivalakakarot the video is posted in the category "comedy" so now you know that he is doing this as satire.. not christian
Waustvanput 5 months ago
so mister "funny man" you think this is a joke? well as a child survivor of sex abuse i must say, fuck yeah this is funny! and why do they call it child survivor? it wasnt cancer, or a televission show. it is terrible, yes, but this is fucking funny. i am glad you were not converted to a gay, and stay strong with youre wife, you will reunite in heaven and have totaly heavenly non gey sex.
HolyHogShit 5 months ago
just wondering what you hope to accomplish by this bullshit. people have suffered their whole life because of molestations, but you find some deluted sense of humor in it. you are a coward current.
TheAngryarchangel 5 months ago
God damn Edward. He works in mysterious ways alright. You must have been thinking "divine plan my sore ass..." ha ha good one man. You were really pushing the envelope here on this one.I say go for it. Oh, and I hear you can pray away the gay... although it doesn't seem to work for them does it ? Kudos - good stuff.
splurging247 5 months ago
stay a fucking virgin until you reach heaven? what the fuck?
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@mattakudesu The task was to show me one example of anything observed in the universe showing that matter & energy could interact on their own to produce something living or to show where FUNCTIONAL order could come about from purposeless chaos. ur diamond exp fails as it is simply static pattern formed. I asked u about FUNCTIONAL order like the workings of the cell with various functions-not just static design or order like the example you gave. In other words, show me order involving functions
ojaymon 5 months ago
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I'm pretty sure there is something in the bible against lying. I know people that have been sexually abused, and it was nothing even close to this. 1st of all, you were in college? yeah, the word youre looking for is "consentual." and you didnt "mastebate him orally." thats called oral sex....
Gilligunz 5 months ago
@Gilligunz there is nothing in the bible about lying. i know. i read the bible
jlopez9090 5 months ago
Utterly brilliant! Nice one, Edward ;-)
Uberlaser 5 months ago
even tho this was painful to you, it is all part of god's wonderful plan.
wp4866 5 months ago 36
@wp4866 ....."wonderful plan" to get us ALL molested so that we'd evolve a way to have same-sex breeding?
MultiN00bster 4 months ago
@wp4866 You are so compassionate and so intelligent, fellow believer! The problem is: THIS MAN IS JOKING! I discovered it yesterday when my father cock slapp'd me and said: "Bitch it's a joke nigga" And it is true! He shall die in hell...
PkrBarMovie 3 months ago
@PkrBarMovie
made my day bro :D
Silent33091 3 months ago
@Silent33091 nice
PkrBarMovie 3 months ago
@wp4866 can't tell if smart atheist, or stupid Christian
RobinRc666 2 months ago
@RobinRc666 He's being sarcastic. He's an atheist.
TheWhiteShadow42 2 months ago
@TheWhiteShadow42 good stuff :) just like Ed :)
RobinRc666 2 months ago
Did the priest fuck the word of the Lord up your ass? :') lul
dazzytech 5 months ago
Its funny how christians get all upset since they start out believing he is a christian and go along with it till they find out he is joking
Xatasha6611 5 months ago
this dude is a real life troll. is he serious in any of his videos?
brett1234 5 months ago
How is 2 men having sex wrong, but a grown man having sex with a boy right?
CurtisAlfeld 6 months ago
@CurtisAlfeld because he is a "man of god"
christianseatbabies 6 months ago
@christianseatbabies he is an atheist.. Go to his channel and read his info
MarcusEFN 5 months ago
@MarcusEFN that was sarcasm
christianseatbabies 5 months ago
@christianseatbabies Can't say i'm good at knowing what the user thinks before he/she comments
MarcusEFN 5 months ago
LMAO!!!!
it actually sounds like he was just having sex with them.. although i think his christian jokes are rude/wrong, he is funny
MrONEMILLIONCOWS 6 months ago
The dark passenger?
offwithurhead 6 months ago
Why dot I believe u enemy way if u haven't been with a woman but u have been with a man u r gay but that's was just a ceep trick
MrBjrellul 6 months ago
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@MrBjrellul: "Why dot I believe u enemy way if u haven't been with a woman but u have been with a man u r gay but that's was just a ceep trick"
Wow, christian school sure educated you to an astounding level.
mikefromwa 6 months ago
"answered my craigslist ad" "Triple penetration lifestyle" Holy crap Ed your hitting em left & right!
madjimms 6 months ago
The funny thing about it is... that i wasn't even Catholic" - I LOL'ed
TheCrazyGuy91 6 months ago
This one is so win XD
MattHutzell 6 months ago
Into masturbating him... orally! Lol win(:
MattHutzell 6 months ago 13
this looks real to me... is this really a joke?
Th0usandMaster 6 months ago
@Th0usandMaster Your stupid if you think this is real
123ilikecheese456 6 months ago
@123ilikecheese456
my comment try to imply that he is good at acting..............
Th0usandMaster 6 months ago
You can't be converted to a gay, its something your born with... :|
You people don't seem to understand that... :|
You guys.... DAMMIT I don't have anything else to say beginning with you!! :|
But I did end it with :|
:P
sheaofleaves124 6 months ago
he turned you into one of them, how alien and un supportive, you even have a body language of a lier calling rape, your baldy and have been since scratching your head because of solutions in gods project, bible is for death and afterlife, crying is for guilt
chriswilliamstool 6 months ago
Because as we all know, all Catholics were molested by priests or are molesting priests, you stereotypical jackass.
Andrewmation855 6 months ago
Wow he is really hugging that bible. No wonder they call them bible huggers. Dumb ass. God does not exist.
DillonCallaway 6 months ago
@DillonCallaway Dude, you realize that he's spoofing Christianity, do you not?
JReysProductions 6 months ago
@DillonCallaway Wow... You make Atheists look bad...
cephlover 6 months ago
@cephlover Why
123ilikecheese456 6 months ago
@DillonCallaway he´s an atheist,these are jokes,go kill yourself...just kidding,but this IS satire
ShipWreckAndHaloFan 6 months ago
Liar.
DillonCallaway 6 months ago
your not a fucking virgin you got fucked by lots of old men
dragonsammy1 6 months ago
And you still believe in God? I have respect for you, but I have to ask, why do you believe in "God" if he allowed this to happen to you?
TheGreenBlink41 6 months ago
@TheGreenBlink41 heh, don't worry, he's joking... check out his profile page.
suracs 6 months ago
@suracs I didn't even watch the whole video. I'm an idiot.
TheGreenBlink41 6 months ago
@TheGreenBlink41 lol, don't worry. So many people who comment have no idea he does satires. The idiots are the theists who rave about how great he is after watching his videos and then get tremendously angry when they see his profile!
suracs 6 months ago
Oraly lol :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
sonikk4eva 6 months ago
I tried not to laugh but everytime I looked at the comments I couldn't help it......
purplecracka 6 months ago
........ triple penetration roflmao xD
Silver72Gold72 6 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahh this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive watched other vids by this dude and i cant figure out if its a joke or not...
gutterlungz1 7 months ago
@gutterlungz1 lol, it's a joke. Look at his profile page...
suracs 6 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahh this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gutterlungz1 7 months ago
@ojaymon What's even funnier than that is the fact you think that evolution works like that. Rofl.
glitchuser4 7 months ago
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@glitchuser4 "What's even funnier than that is the fact you think that evolution works like that. Rofl."
And you have just proved my point. All you can say is: " you think evolution works like that" yet you cannot point out what was wrong about what I said about how evolution works.
ojaymon 7 months ago
@GodTheFag You may dance around this all you can but the fact is that if you believe in common descent Evolution, then you believe that sometime many millions of years ago, some chemicals came together on their own and by some random chance somehow formed the first bacterial cellular life that became the common ancestor. Then over millions of years, this life form with no guided purpose just began to evolve into all the various species of plants and animals we have in the world. LOL
ojaymon 7 months ago
@ojaymon please do some research on quantum mechanics. your ignorance about how energy changes and interacts with itself is lacking. if you understood the basic premise of quantum mechanics, then you could easily see how everything could come about from energy interacting with itself. you may think its laughable but its the truth. the inventions and medical science we have to day are its proof. religion has done nothing but divide people while technology has brought them closer.
mattakudesu 5 months ago
@mattakudesu "if you understood the basic premise of quantum mechanics, then you could easily see how everything could come about from energy interacting with itself."
Well it is better to show practical examples rather than explanations founded on scientific fantasies. Now please give us just one example of anything observed in the Universe showing that matter and energy can interact to form something living. Just one. Also show me one example of where functional order is formed from chaos
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ojaymon sure, just look at the different allotropes of carbon, those are examples of order coming from chaos. amidst lots of heat and pressure, carbon atom will allign itself a certain way and make a diamond. of course this takes billions of years, but we understand the process now to the point where we can grow diamonds in a lab.
mattakudesu 5 months ago
@mattakudesu The task was to show me one example of anything observed in the universe showing that matter & energy could interact on their own to produce something living or to show where FUNCTIONAL order could come about from purposeless chaos. ur diamond exp fails as it is simply static pattern formed. I asked u about FUNCTIONAL order like the workings of the cell with various functions-not just static design or order like the example you gave. In other words, show me order involving functions
ojaymon 5 months ago
@GodTheFag "You should study evolution a little bit more because you just repeat what all the deluded creationists say."
I have studied CD evolution well enough to know that it is wishful magical crap fueled by atheistic minds. The fact that they claim it is science does not make it any less stupid than your perceive the Christian perspective is. All the likes of you say is: "You dont understand evolution-study it". Why don't u tell me what I am missing out.
ojaymon 7 months ago
@GodTheFag "Okay, you won. The Earth is flat and it is only 6000 years old and it is the center of the universe. Happy? Hahahahahaha lol Creationists and their "facts". xDDD"
LOL. Interestingly, the only way most of you Athiests can survive any meaningful argument is to build a strawman against people. I never said anything about creation in 6000 yrs or the earth being the center of the Universe etc. So pls do not use deceptive arguments 2 cover up the folly that bacteria turned 2 man. LOL
ojaymon 7 months ago
best comedy EVER!!!!!!
andy80186 7 months ago
@GodTheFag "LOL! Evolution is not magic, kid!"
LOL. Kids are those who believe in cartoons and untestable fairy tales and call them science. A kid is one who can believe that sometime millions of years ago, by pure chance of matter and energy interacting together, a bacteria cellular life was formed. And then without any guiding intelligence over millions of years, it somehow just began to evolve to becoming different species of plants and animals such as oranges, apples, dogs, frogs, etc LOL
ojaymon 7 months ago
@ojaymon you will get wats comming to you on jugment day
vegasfutbol 7 months ago
@vegasfutbol "you will get wats comming to you on jugment day"
Well I guess that was meant for someone else because I have no idea what you are talking about
ojaymon 7 months ago
@vegasfutbol Yes threating a person with something they don't beleive will make them believe it lol
123ilikecheese456 6 months ago
@ojaymon you are not describing Evolution. you are describing the genesis of life (and not the book in the bible). evolution is the theory of how organisms have changed over time from that original life source and branched out into its many species. it does not pretend to explain the first species or how it came to be. no one is claiming to say how life began (expect of course for religious people). maybe we will figure that out one day, but evolution is not that.
jlopez9090 5 months ago
@jlopez9090 "you are not describing Evolution. you are describing the genesis of life (and not the book in the bible). evolution is the theory of how organisms have changed over time from that original life source and branched out into its many species. "
Of course I know that evolution is different from Abiogenises but they are fundamentally linked in respect of this argument. Evading Abiogenesis in the Evolutionary process is like one trying to describe a building without its foundation.
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ojaymon yea but there is humility in admitting you dont know. we dont know exactly what triggered life, but you dont need to know to map its progression (evolution) to today.
jlopez9090 5 months ago
@ojaymon We are not exactly certain as to how life first appeared on this planet. But concluding that "goddidit" is a bit assuming. If you apply the same high standards of skepticism to creation as you seem to apply to modern scientific theories, it will inevitably collapse on itself.
ApatheticOmniscience 5 months ago
@ApatheticOmniscience "But concluding that "goddidit" is a bit assuming."
Many of us who believe in God do so on the basis of experiential realities which Science may never evaluate. So when we say "God did it", it is not just based on assumption alone. it is first based on common sense regarding what he has made obvious that Intelligence and not just chance must have been responsible for the design & order in d Universe. Then this is further confirmed by our experiential relationship with him.
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ojaymon Well.. I'm not sure what you mean by "experiential realities".. But I can tell you that miracles or "feeling the holy spirit "within you, is not an effective means of evidence. Also... I don't really see what you mean by "obvious that intelligence.... must have been responsible". Because it's not obvious... I mean, the universe goes through many processes without a supernatural cause. Weather, seismic activity, chemical reactions, etc.. no signs of "god's hand". Just nature.
ApatheticOmniscience 5 months ago
@ApatheticOmniscience By experiential realities, I am referring to those genuine supernatural experiences of God which science has no means of evaluating. That such experiences are subjective does not negate their validity. Let me ask you a question to help make my point. Do you believe all those (including high standing people such as top military men, CIA agents, government officials, etc) who say they have seen UFOs are all lying? Do u negate their experiences because they are subjective?
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ojaymon No, I would not negate their possible veracity, but I would never accept them because they are indeed subjective. Empiricism has been proven, time after time, to be unreliable. One person may claim to see a UFO, another may claim to see a shooting star. Who's right? We can't accept both, can we? We kinda need some physical proof to verify the claim.. To quote Carl Sagan, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
Testimonies are the lowest form of proof, ESPECIALLY for God
ApatheticOmniscience 4 months ago
@ApatheticOmniscience RE: Intelligence
"use. Weather, seismic activity, chemical reactions, etc.. no signs of "god's hand". Just nature."
I think you are missing the point. Of course God first created the Universe and life and then set those laws of nature in motion for seasons, times and life activities. You say it is just stochastic processes of nature mingling matter and energy together & bringing about all that we see by pure chance. commonsensical observations cannot support such an idea
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ojaymon But let's just take a step back and look at God's range of influence. As we discover more about the natural world, we begin to realize that the supernatural doesn't take place in our existence.. But to then conclude that a timeless, infinite creator first set it all in motion, we are then pushing God into a region of the "unfalsifiable".
It may seem unbelievable that such "fine tuning" could arise in nature, but the universe wasn't always hospitable for human life... Not by a longshot.
ApatheticOmniscience 4 months ago
@ApatheticOmniscience One clear evidence that refute d idea of chance is that there is not a single thing we objectively observe in nature which produces FUNCTIONAL information or order from chaos. Undirected stochastic events never produce anything purposefully. Objective observations clearly show that life can only come from something which already has life & intelligence can only come from something which has intelligence. Matter &energy can never produce any of these even in 10 Trilion yrs
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ojaymon so dust could never have become Adams flesh and bones you mean?
Censeo 4 months ago
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@Censeo "so dust could never have become Adams flesh and bones you mean?"
Not by matter and energy producing his flesh and bones by pure chance-that is the point. It took intelligence using these materials to make him a living Soul with intelligence. Matter and energy on their own acting randomly together in undirected processes CAN NEVER produce life with intelligence even if given eternity
ojaymon 4 months ago
@ojaymon Not quite true. You're still concluding off the observations and discoveries of TODAY. Science doesn't stop at today. It'll continue to make more and more discoveries as time goes on. So even if current observations haven't quite presented all the information we need, it doesn't mean that it wont.
ApatheticOmniscience 4 months ago
@GodTheFag The problem with people like u who bask ignorantly in intellectual arrogance is that u think that what must always constitute evidence is that which must be scientifically proven. This is the deceptive doctrine of materialism the enemy has sold to you all-that every phenomenon must be explained in terms of matter and energy. You already have an arrogant a priori assumption of what must constitute evidence for God hence u are self blinded and cannot discern outside your confined box
ojaymon 7 months ago
U think that shit is fucking funny. I was molested when I was a kid and that shit still fucking hurts. I hope you catch aids and die bitch, because your fucking low. Fucking faggots these days
MrTrill614 7 months ago
@GodTheFag knowledge of the true God on the other hand is not based on some absurd untestable historical assumptions like UCD Evolution but based on an experiential knowledge of Him. In other words I know that God exists not because I Imagined or imagine he exists but because I have experienced the supernatural reality of his existence. Whether or not u choose to argue against a subjective experience, the fact is that evidence of truth & reality need not necessarily have a scientific explanation
ojaymon 7 months ago
@GodTheFag "I really hope you were joking. If you're not then I feel sorry for you"
Of course your thoughts are expected. I was not joking. The fact is that UCD Evolution is founded on the science of pure materialism which subscribe to the myth that mater & energy through some process of pure chance came together to produce some primitive cellular life form. Then by some undirected 'magic' this life form evolved over millions of years into all the plants and animals we see in the world 2day
ojaymon 7 months ago
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ojaymon 7 months ago
@ojaymon you say that a bacteria transforming into a man throudh millions of years is ridiculous, well I think that believing that a magical dude did it is much more ridiculous, besides, it is known that there where dinosaurs millions of years ago, and that humans where not the first living being on earth
ThePepex123 5 months ago
@ThePepex123 "you say that a bacteria transforming into a man throudh millions of years is ridiculous,"
Of course common sense and sincere observations should tell anyone that it is ridiculous because there is nothing observable in the universe that suggests in any way that Purposeless Chaos can lead to complex functional order without a mind or intelligence with purpose behind it. Show me just one instance where something stochastic in nature has produced FUNCTIONAL order. JUST ONE EXAMPLE
ojaymon 5 months ago
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@ThePepex123 "you say that a bacteria transforming into a man throudh millions of years is ridiculous,"
Of course common sense and sincere observations should tell anyone that it is ridiculous because there is nothing observable in the universe that suggests in any way that Purposeless Chaos can lead to complex functional order without a mind or intelligence with purpose behind it. Show me just one instance where something stochastic in nature has produced FUNCTIONAL order. JUST ONE EXAMPLE
ojaymon 5 months ago
@ThePepex123 "well I think that believing that a magical dude did it is much more ridiculous, besides, it is known that there where dinosaurs millions of years ago, and that humans where not the first living being on earth"
Your statement reflects much ignorance. 1) No one said anything about a magical dude creating the Universe. 2) I never said that Humans were the first living things on earth. The scriptures do not even teach any such thing. I contend that there is intelligence behind it all
ojaymon 5 months ago
@NoLukeWarm161 I can only speak for myself, but after the frustration of trying to help the deluded see reality in a respectful common sense conversation, there isnt much left except