Jesse I am sorry to tell you this but I passed you yesterday and I got the game on friday and you have been playing it for 3 1/2 weeks so that is sad and I am a shit gamer so.......
@KingofGondor12 You do realize that he is playing more than just this game and then has to spend time encoding and uploading the videos, and also doesn't play it all in one stretch so he can review the feedback after each video. So yea that does make you a shit gamer.
@KingofGondor12 You don't have to render, upload and edit, as well as play other games. If Jesse played this and didn't have to commentate and edit it for our enjoyment, he would of finished it a long time ago. Ignorant fuck.
Is crysis one worth playing? quite tempted to play this but would prefer to play 1 first if its any good, if not I'll just save myself the pain and get this one
@MrWarbarney I would say it's worth playing. I've been playing it recently, and I've been having a lot of fun with it. I haven't played 2 yet though so I don't really know how they compare.
@SteelEagle90 I guess the first one you play as Profit going around discovering... Well.. i'm not going to spoil the ending or.. story pretty much.. for Crysis 2, I unno.
@UnboundStormweaver Well actually in Crysis 1, you play as Nomad and Prophet is your squad leader. I haven't quite beat it yet but I believe I'm near the end. That said, it's a very fun game. You should play it.
@MrWarbarney I never really got into the first one. I only got it because my dad put our computer together himself around the time it came out, and wanted to test out the beast machine he built. I played it for his sake, but got bored pretty quickly. I have yet to try Crysis 2, though, I might download it as a trial then decide if I wanna buy.
I personaly love all parts of crysis commentery because it's just epic how you play the game - toasties, garbage, mousepads in their face, using weapons you like and not that are the best :D these shows really made me laugh
just wondering, would this game run on this graphics card smoothy? (not all ultra graphics, dont have the money to afford those graphics, just medium graphics)
@bluey1695 I run Crysis Warhead at 1600x1200 at high/very high with about 45 FPS on a GTX 460. So I can almost guarantee that it will run on at least medium with 60 fps
This gameplay is hilarious, how you own them (and they own you ) also, fact how esaily you are distracted by every shjt also, but sometimes you take it to much to the extereme (like not noticing thos missle batteries quest /ammo count) and that can be fun at start but later become quite annoying.
I guess you missed this but one of the abilities of the nanosuit is that it can pick up nearby radio communications, so you're not even physically hearing them, the nanosuit is picking up their radio stuff.
@Dagaroth10 Yea but on Hard, the armor can only take 2-3 hits before falling, and his armor lasts for several hits easily. I didn't think there'd be such a difference between the difficulties.
@polynuuma Yeah, but he's also only really taking bullet hits, and the airship attacks aren't ever direct... more the splash damage, I think he's on normal
The german Crysis 2 Col. Barclay has the VA that does Bruce Willis (who sounds badass incarnate). Thus I can't take the english voice of him one seriously.
Hey, listen. If you people want to watch someone play through this game perfectly and are incapable of laughing at someone's mistakes, there are plenty of walkthroughs out there. Go watch those.
@OMFGcata "No need to swear bro! I got this calm yourself. Curve your swerve dude." Jesse said.
I reply to my monitor. "There are aliens in new york and blew up everything in NewYork...don't tell him to calm down. On a side note, if anyone said "Curve your swerve dude" in canada they'd get there as handed to them"
....I think you don't have any empathy. "No need to swear bro! I got this calm yourself. Curve your swerve dude." Jesse said.
I reply to my monitor. "There are aliens in new york and blew up everything and probably killed his family...don't tell him to calm down. On a side note, if anyone said "Curve your swerve dude" in canada they'd get there as handed to them
You can open your visor and hold "F" over enemies or objectives and they will show up even if you aren't in visor mode. Basically it lets you track things as you move around. Maybe not the best thing to do in a play through but it was great for single player.
hey jesse, I am currently being quite a lot of intoxicated, which makes your video much more awesome, I can't go drinking with you because I live in germany, but I salute you and stuff for being awesome and amking my drunk brain feel awesome too, lol that makes no sence...<3 alcohol
Jesse. Serious question. Do you like Crysis 2 more than Dues Ex? Or do you like Dues Ex more than Crysis 2? Or do you like Amnesia more than any game there is out there?
Hey is Crysis 2 a game worth getting. One of my friends said that you play it once and it is no fun anymore kind of like portal 2 when you know how to do everything. So should I spend my money on Crysis 2 or not?
@OMFGcata I will pay attention for ya, Jesse...I will alert you when ever I see it in the video...which is already recorded...I will do it telepathically into the past! And in an English Accent...
@Brazinger2 indeed.. i played the game.. and beat it.. and thoroughly enjoyed the experience.. but cmon.. pay a LITTLE more attention is what im asking.. yknow.. lol
@TheTraveler12 Don't u tell Jesse to pay attention. Thats like telling a clown to stop making jokes or magician to stop making tricks. If Jesse would be a good gamer in all aspects then he would be a smaller mini TB jr. (but he doesnt have TB's voice soooooooooooo...) It's true it can be annoying sometimes but also fun. And don't u dare insult Jesse's brain. You could hurt his feelings you know... =)
@Mhncrst stfu, and same with all comments here. You came here to watch Jesse play, this is how Jesse plays. Stop telling people how to play their game. You wanna play the game "correctly" then go fucking play the game "correctly" and stfu.
Jesse, the reason for you being able to absorb the alien catalyst is basically because when that dropship landed in the beginning (before the first vehicle segment) and you collected some tissue sample, the suit basically absorbed it and started to integrate it into its own structure. this was in an attempt to reverse-engineer the biovirus the aliens infected the general population with (as shown in the intro), and ultimately stop the virus from spreading.
Jesse, when do you plan on doing more dead island with the girls? sorry if I sound naggy 'bout this but I cant wait to see you all play more dead island together. =D
really? 5 likes got a top comment? jeez. i could probably do better than that.
Kataclysm113 1 month ago
Jesse you should have known well enough it meant the fire.. xD
BlckHrt141 4 months ago
the thing you turn on, and don't know what it is used for, is anti-aircraft battery which kill the ceft gunship that annoy you so much....
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the thing you turn on, and don't know what it is used for, is anti-aircraft battery which kill the ceft gunship that annoy you so much....
predatorvmt 4 months ago in playlist Crysis 2
the thing you turn on, and don't know what it is used for, is anti-aircraft battery which annoy you so much....
predatorvmt 4 months ago in playlist Crysis 2
Jesse, everyone knows aliens have no eyes, but see through their 244
2001cats 5 months ago in playlist Crysis 2
On the contrary, I think that was a -very- appropriate use of C4.
TheOJDrinker 5 months ago
you need to aim down the sight with the grenade launcher....
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i subscribed within 2 seconds of hearing your voice! awesome!
SuperibyP 5 months ago 8
Jesse I am sorry to tell you this but I passed you yesterday and I got the game on friday and you have been playing it for 3 1/2 weeks so that is sad and I am a shit gamer so.......
KingofGondor12 5 months ago
@KingofGondor12 You do realize that he is playing more than just this game and then has to spend time encoding and uploading the videos, and also doesn't play it all in one stretch so he can review the feedback after each video. So yea that does make you a shit gamer.
volcomchaos93 5 months ago
@KingofGondor12 You don't have to render, upload and edit, as well as play other games. If Jesse played this and didn't have to commentate and edit it for our enjoyment, he would of finished it a long time ago. Ignorant fuck.
JordanWells15 5 months ago
Medic!! Tf2 ref
superlalalata 5 months ago
@superlalalata Of course. Because every time someone says Medic, they're instantly quoting TF2. :D
Collin8843 5 months ago
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darkos29 5 months ago
Has anyone else noticed that the suit is now blue?
demonstone0 5 months ago in playlist Crysis 2
jesse knows how i feel about the damn aliens and they get worse?!
TheDonorak 5 months ago
WELCOME TO EARTH AND THIS IS HOW WE WELCOME ALIENS IN AMERICA!! *throws alien 120 feet in the air*
kingofthingsd 5 months ago
Jesse no offense but your fucking awesome
TheSenorAwesome 5 months ago
The jackal is fully automatic
Skylordnugget 5 months ago
re-fucking-load goddammit
lifecrysis1307 5 months ago
...I love the Ceph more then elites, Ceph are ninja alien squids. Watchu know 'bout dat?
UnboundStormweaver 5 months ago
lol jesse is a crouch grabber.
GearsMoses 5 months ago
Is crysis one worth playing? quite tempted to play this but would prefer to play 1 first if its any good, if not I'll just save myself the pain and get this one
MrWarbarney 5 months ago
@MrWarbarney I would say it's worth playing. I've been playing it recently, and I've been having a lot of fun with it. I haven't played 2 yet though so I don't really know how they compare.
SteelEagle90 5 months ago
@SteelEagle90 I guess the first one you play as Profit going around discovering... Well.. i'm not going to spoil the ending or.. story pretty much.. for Crysis 2, I unno.
UnboundStormweaver 5 months ago
@UnboundStormweaver Well actually in Crysis 1, you play as Nomad and Prophet is your squad leader. I haven't quite beat it yet but I believe I'm near the end. That said, it's a very fun game. You should play it.
SteelEagle90 5 months ago
@MrWarbarney I never really got into the first one. I only got it because my dad put our computer together himself around the time it came out, and wanted to test out the beast machine he built. I played it for his sake, but got bored pretty quickly. I have yet to try Crysis 2, though, I might download it as a trial then decide if I wanna buy.
0Gumpy0 5 months ago
Jessie is bad at physics.
7007King0770 5 months ago
AMG i want more of this series lol --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!
NoobsCraftProdz 5 months ago
jesse could you lower the game volume please, i'm finding it hard to listen to your witty comments... :p
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The owner of barclays bank is in the army.........you learn something new everyday.
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The owner of barclays bank is in the army.........you learn something new everyday.
harryh218 5 months ago
The owner of barclays bank is in the army.........you learn something new everyday.
harryh218 5 months ago
captions are just lol
Yayaxify 5 months ago
Danger Danger Danger Danger Danger Danger Danger
attackzac21 5 months ago
My balls get bigger when I see Jesse kick some major ass. I'm at watermelon size now.
TheMrBobmen1 5 months ago
Spoiler Alert : Jesse wins the game like a tone cold killa while singing Prince.
TheMrBobmen1 5 months ago
i lost track of episode i was on and i now ima do this one and holy fuck what the hell is with the red state movie trailer thats fucked up
averagehomie123 5 months ago
Those alien animals!
KornwallisTV 5 months ago
damn Jesse you fire that jackal like a AK
MrElitebrawler 5 months ago
badass music in this game
yewu 5 months ago
12:25 Achievement earned: [Stood in the Fire]
Silverknight16 5 months ago 44
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this game suks
MINIAWARFR 5 months ago
lovely ending. "I get to destroy a building"
ClockWorkTinkTank 5 months ago 2
SKILLZ!!
easyta4 5 months ago
I personaly love all parts of crysis commentery because it's just epic how you play the game - toasties, garbage, mousepads in their face, using weapons you like and not that are the best :D these shows really made me laugh
Destroyer954 5 months ago
You use E to grab them when they have low health but when they are not low use V to hit/melee them.
chowwalker 5 months ago
just wondering, would this game run on this graphics card smoothy? (not all ultra graphics, dont have the money to afford those graphics, just medium graphics)
Radeon HD 6770M
bluey1695 5 months ago
@bluey1695 I run Crysis Warhead at 1600x1200 at high/very high with about 45 FPS on a GTX 460. So I can almost guarantee that it will run on at least medium with 60 fps
Occe94 5 months ago
@Occe94 sweet thanks
bluey1695 5 months ago
This gameplay is hilarious, how you own them (and they own you ) also, fact how esaily you are distracted by every shjt also, but sometimes you take it to much to the extereme (like not noticing thos missle batteries quest /ammo count) and that can be fun at start but later become quite annoying.
But you still do god job of course.
ool3j 5 months ago
Hell yeah. Nothin better than some Jesse Cox on a friday.
lolapaloozaize 5 months ago
Ugh, youtube's subscription box decided to kindly leave out the last episode of this series. Now I have to watch both :D <3 youtube.
Markgb3 5 months ago
Jesse destroying a building... He can't even throw C4 correctly :P
Xzen808 5 months ago
Jesse i hope before the game finished you spent all your catalysts on epic stuff of uber proportions
addzat1997 5 months ago
Slow thinking Jesse is epic... <3
MrThewowplayer 5 months ago
I guess you missed this but one of the abilities of the nanosuit is that it can pick up nearby radio communications, so you're not even physically hearing them, the nanosuit is picking up their radio stuff.
That's why you can hear them but not see them.
McELOHEL 5 months ago
What difficulty is this? You don't seem to take much damage
polynuuma 5 months ago
@polynuuma He keeps activating full armor
Dagaroth10 5 months ago
@Dagaroth10 Yea but on Hard, the armor can only take 2-3 hits before falling, and his armor lasts for several hits easily. I didn't think there'd be such a difference between the difficulties.
polynuuma 5 months ago
@polynuuma Yeah, but he's also only really taking bullet hits, and the airship attacks aren't ever direct... more the splash damage, I think he's on normal
Dagaroth10 5 months ago
I love how he puts down the HMG to fire at the gunship with a puny LMG :P
TheSonofgun666 5 months ago
Evil Suit: Danger. Danger. Danger.
Jesse: DANGER FROM WUTT???..... oh the fireee -.-
lifeofnothingness 5 months ago
Jesse pls press R more often! :D
bmnbl 5 months ago
"Do I get to destroy a building?!" Was such a good end line.
dreapster 5 months ago
Jesse's new motto: CURVE YOUR SWERVE, DUDE! <3
XMitsukiUminoX 5 months ago 68
@XMitsukiUminoX I miss Z! :)
ericX97 5 months ago
Fucking trust Jesse to make a sex joke while there's a fucking ALIEN GUNSHIP ABOVE HIM TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!
Spectrallink 5 months ago 2
Anyone just watch this because Jesse makes a lot of awesome 90's action flicks references?
Animehermit 5 months ago
GOD I love this series
austintxman25 5 months ago
The german Crysis 2 Col. Barclay has the VA that does Bruce Willis (who sounds badass incarnate). Thus I can't take the english voice of him one seriously.
JoacinoDaGona 5 months ago
20:57
The first time I played through this game, I thought I was supposed to stand in front of the gate, so after pressing the button I got ran over.
banlseattle 5 months ago
Some day, just for you, I am going to design a game that has a one-use item that just wins the game hidden in some out of the way corner.
vorish1 5 months ago
No, Jesse, you don't get to destroy a building... You get to KILL a building.
SixWingZombi 5 months ago
i can't believe that you still scroll through ALL the weapons. just press 1 for your guns
234lalao 5 months ago
Hey, listen. If you people want to watch someone play through this game perfectly and are incapable of laughing at someone's mistakes, there are plenty of walkthroughs out there. Go watch those.
WoobooRidesAgain 5 months ago
Ahh, the JACKEL. The only RAPID FIRE SHOTGUN in existance. :)
BaronVonJooj 5 months ago
RELOAD! Before you grab ammo!
SausageDogInAFurnace 5 months ago
Daaaaa......
Vesu16 5 months ago
What a silly noodle...
sheep43va 5 months ago
Jesse. R is your friend! :D
yoozippy 5 months ago
Jesse , whats your PC spec's pale ??? Thanks ;D
donofthekuwait 5 months ago
@donofthekuwait Just check his channel.
Brazinger2 5 months ago
hh i remember at 21:00 when i played crysis first time the car just rammed me xD hh priceless moment
mohannad636 5 months ago
@OMFGcata "No need to swear bro! I got this calm yourself. Curve your swerve dude." Jesse said.
I reply to my monitor. "There are aliens in new york and blew up everything in NewYork...don't tell him to calm down. On a side note, if anyone said "Curve your swerve dude" in canada they'd get there as handed to them"
theLordOmbra 5 months ago
....I think you don't have any empathy. "No need to swear bro! I got this calm yourself. Curve your swerve dude." Jesse said.
I reply to my monitor. "There are aliens in new york and blew up everything and probably killed his family...don't tell him to calm down. On a side note, if anyone said "Curve your swerve dude" in canada they'd get there as handed to them
theLordOmbra 5 months ago
DOES HE GET TO DESTROY THE BUILDING OR NOTTTT??? More jesse, more :( <3
jbgolsong 5 months ago
For some reason I find this more fun than actually playing the game.
Teriul 5 months ago
HAHAH curve your swerve, more terraria man! Nah loving this crysis two, by the way, propose to Trish!! NAO! she no moar laik being singlez!
jbgolsong 5 months ago
You can open your visor and hold "F" over enemies or objectives and they will show up even if you aren't in visor mode. Basically it lets you track things as you move around. Maybe not the best thing to do in a play through but it was great for single player.
kzounds000 5 months ago
Alienz... dems Arr assholes
TradingThought 5 months ago
Awwwwww, Jesse didn't see the creeping alien commander with stealth sneaking through the library!
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hey jesse, I am currently being quite a lot of intoxicated, which makes your video much more awesome, I can't go drinking with you because I live in germany, but I salute you and stuff for being awesome and amking my drunk brain feel awesome too, lol that makes no sence...<3 alcohol
imenz93 5 months ago
".... do I get to destroy a building?" Somebody sounds very happy :D Keep having a great time Jesse.
EstelienMayalinn 5 months ago
Destroying a building, jesses dream
spicedsalmon 5 months ago
screw onlive screw i use steam
Misacura 5 months ago
I like how you are missing like awesome stuff cause you look at the ammo first, not at the awesome cloacking alien.
ArgiranMardok9 5 months ago
Danger .... Danger.... Danger... his screen blurs... Danger ... DANGER WHAT SUIT. BE MORE SPECIFIC. That was amazing.
ArgiranMardok9 5 months ago
Jesse. Serious question. Do you like Crysis 2 more than Dues Ex? Or do you like Dues Ex more than Crysis 2? Or do you like Amnesia more than any game there is out there?
RallenXai 5 months ago
Thanks for getting the endings right, the details is all that counts :]
Quedepi 5 months ago
Hey is Crysis 2 a game worth getting. One of my friends said that you play it once and it is no fun anymore kind of like portal 2 when you know how to do everything. So should I spend my money on Crysis 2 or not?
DamianRydan 5 months ago
*Turret Section Begins* Jessie- Wow! This is amazing!
TheMinecraftLPer 5 months ago
"I'm really starting to hate these aliens, I mean really hate them!" WoW, way to be a racist Jesse, Aliens are people too!
Highwayman56 5 months ago
No! The books!! D=
Damn those dirty tentacle monsters to hell!
Oathblivion 5 months ago
jesse you wanna do something cool? sprint and then press crouch, slide alien kills =D
jackoghost 5 months ago
HNNNG HIP FIRE
HNNNG MISSED A SPEEDING TICKET
HNNNG DIDN'T LISTEN
4 minutes in and my butthole is clenched.
Inoka01 5 months ago
the ending of this game realy set up
Crysis 3
oldmanwithHemroids4 5 months ago
whilst throwing grenades i have to admit i expected a "SHABOOZI!" or "HAVE A BOMB!" but i was still not disappointed as always jesse awesome video
XBL4CK0UT69 5 months ago
dear crysis 2 creators: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE JESSE ANOTHER TANK, LET ALONE LET HIM KNOCK OVER A BUILDING??!!
MsAnimechik 5 months ago
dear crysis 2 creators: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE JESSE ANOTHER TANK, LET ALONE LET HIM KNOCK OVER A BUILDING??!!
MsAnimechik 5 months ago
Jesse: I GET TO KNOCK OVER A BUILDING!?!? O.O
Me: Why yes jesse! Merry christma...wait its september. Happy 9-11 month!
Coaxke50 5 months ago
@Coaxke50 this is kind of awkward, since two buildings were knocked down, and it is not really a happy occasion
yognot678 5 months ago
@yognot678 *shrugs* True. But Still, we get to see jesse blow something up. And we get to hear him Squee over it.
Coaxke50 4 months ago
@yognot678 *shrugs* True. But Still, we get to see jesse blow something up. And we get to hear him Squee over it.
Coaxke50 4 months ago
more fuckin terraria and crisis best game ever well wen u guys play it
MrAllBuisness 5 months ago
Don't stand in the fire! *Stands in the fire*
Z13ux 5 months ago
If the aliens have hands you should be able to use their guns, look at the elites hands from halo, those are fucked up and we use their weapons.
vortoxic 5 months ago
thumbs up if you sometimes pee in the side of the toilet to reduce the sound
uberpancaked 5 months ago
Man....I'm watching this while making cookies
DOUBLE WIN hell yeaaaaaa
Zombieplayinrugby 5 months ago
curve your swerve! jesse remeber to curve your swerve!
shadow6814 5 months ago
Jesse If you get space marine Ill do Coop campaign with ya.
Gcsmith12 5 months ago
Would love to be in videos with Jesse, Just to play games with someone so funny :p
Gcsmith12 5 months ago
Jesse u are the best. Your gameplays and commets are amazing ;)
MrWrtoip 5 months ago
Jesse is bad at paying attention :3
capthavic 5 months ago
Danger
What?
Danger
What?
Danger Danger Danger
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
MrRockhorn 5 months ago
Marines not Soldiers.
TheRooster1313 5 months ago
Great vid Jesse :)
alienkiller007 5 months ago
pay more attention.. they tell you to activate the MISSLE BATTERIES.. anti air missiles... sheesh.. pay.. attention..
TheTraveler12 5 months ago 33
@TheTraveler12 THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!! YOU PAY ATTENTION!
OMFGcata 5 months ago 255
@OMFGcata I will pay attention for ya, Jesse...I will alert you when ever I see it in the video...which is already recorded...I will do it telepathically into the past! And in an English Accent...
Lozzer70 5 months ago
@OMFGcata jesse do you know if a i5 3.10ghz duel core 4gb ddr3 a 1t memory would be godd enough to play witcher 2 or crysis on max grafics
dreadfulusername 5 months ago
@dreadfulusername Already an AMD Dual Core 2.21 GHz is enough for them with 4gb DDR2, so yea, it sure is enough
Brazinger2 5 months ago
@Brazinger2 so i spent 500 dolars and i could have jsut spent 120 dolars... well ty
dreadfulusername 5 months ago
@dreadfulusername Well, at least You can play several games at the same time :P
Brazinger2 5 months ago
@Brazinger2 mmh i wander how ill be able to do that :P mmh
dreadfulusername 5 months ago
@OMFGcata
no offense but why should he pay attention he's not the one playing the game
TheProtoman51 5 months ago
@OMFGcata Jesse dire jesse why are you awsome
fuckthehack3 5 months ago
@OMFGcata Easy guys Jesse is having the Gandalf moment let him be he will eventualy come back to reality XD
Royart142 5 months ago
@OMFGcata you do know a lot of war games has a level like this not just this game like Halo or MW2
calxllum 5 months ago
@TheTraveler12 You do realize, that playing and watching are very different experiences? :)
Brazinger2 5 months ago
@Brazinger2 indeed.. i played the game.. and beat it.. and thoroughly enjoyed the experience.. but cmon.. pay a LITTLE more attention is what im asking.. yknow.. lol
TheTraveler12 5 months ago
@TheTraveler12 Don't u tell Jesse to pay attention. Thats like telling a clown to stop making jokes or magician to stop making tricks. If Jesse would be a good gamer in all aspects then he would be a smaller mini TB jr. (but he doesnt have TB's voice soooooooooooo...) It's true it can be annoying sometimes but also fun. And don't u dare insult Jesse's brain. You could hurt his feelings you know... =)
Mhncrst 5 months ago
@Mhncrst stfu, and same with all comments here. You came here to watch Jesse play, this is how Jesse plays. Stop telling people how to play their game. You wanna play the game "correctly" then go fucking play the game "correctly" and stfu.
DrewieBrando 5 months ago 2
@DrewieBrando Question are you yelling at me or the guy who told Jesse to pay attention? (I want Jesse to play how he wants not how we want.)
Mhncrst 5 months ago
@Mhncrst I diodn't yell :D
DrewieBrando 5 months ago
I was thoroughly expecting Jesse to sing the Ghostbusters theme song...you know...NYC public library? Anyone? No? Just me then...
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ydnab 5 months ago
For god sakes man USE 1 , 2, 3, for choosing weapon don't scrool up and down infront of an enemy for 5 min ......
Rlaxox 5 months ago
damn jesse ur pc must be a beast!
0MrFusion0 5 months ago
i wonder how that marines survived 3 granades in a row from jesses grenade launcher :O --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!
Drayg1337 5 months ago
@OMFGcata Not bad Jesse. 8D
Kogscast 5 months ago
on the flip side nuthins greater than taking a rip from the bong and laughing at jesse's shenanigans.
Ghould - "whoah jesse ur doin some pretty crazy shaz with that suit doood... heh heh heh"
pcjunkie05 5 months ago
Curve you swerve XD
OmegaDude22 5 months ago
jesse get in the diablo 3 beta!!!
pcjunkie05 5 months ago
Jesse, the reason for you being able to absorb the alien catalyst is basically because when that dropship landed in the beginning (before the first vehicle segment) and you collected some tissue sample, the suit basically absorbed it and started to integrate it into its own structure. this was in an attempt to reverse-engineer the biovirus the aliens infected the general population with (as shown in the intro), and ultimately stop the virus from spreading.
natekers 5 months ago
THE TRAIN WILL NOT WAIT
jesse: meh
deadfire813 5 months ago
Jesse... Dude... I love you and all, but for the love of God, RELOAD. RE-FRICKIN'-LOAD.
johmatmarkun 5 months ago
DANGER *sizzle* Danger what? DANGER *sizzle* Danger what?...Oh, cus I was standing in the fire? xD
Kogscast 5 months ago
alien sons of glitches!
magicman2186 5 months ago
jesse that alien was humping the wall
MrVideogame26 5 months ago
1. Jesse presses a button.
2. Jesse looks at a SAM battery firing its missile at the squid's gunship.
3. Jesse: "I'm not sure what that did ..."
4. Me: facepalm
:P
philkav 5 months ago 4
2:40 ........... Independence Day all over again
AkatsukiAngel3 5 months ago
Suit: Tactical options available.
Jesse: SCREW TACTICS!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
lux551 5 months ago
I just love the music in this game!
Bytewth 5 months ago
We got a mighty convoy, truckin' on through the night.
Glandorray 5 months ago
Jesse dont ensoult aliens there ppl too
MrTirtor 5 months ago
the demon suit means stranger danger
pollar0 5 months ago
Dear Jesse.
Sprint.
Hold C when sprinting.
Shoot an alien when sliding.
PS-The shotgun is automatic. Just hold the button down and empty your magazine into someone.
Giggidy.
Darkhunter441995 5 months ago 3
hearing the nanosuit say "danger" kind of reminded me of killer instinct.
segar1234 5 months ago
Jesse, when do you plan on doing more dead island with the girls? sorry if I sound naggy 'bout this but I cant wait to see you all play more dead island together. =D
TheSpencer1000 5 months ago
Good lord now I'm yelling HIYUP every time I jump IRL or in game...
Teriul 5 months ago
Dear Jesse,
Destroy everything in your path
love (no wait thats gey),
The Guy Who Loves to See Stuff Asplode
Phatbroom 5 months ago