Lewis Black on CSPAN

[alaric63]

Lewis Black is letting us all know just how 'intelligent' we really are.

Put him in the white house, at least he would tell it like it is ...

[rypat34]

when was this? 1/29/03?

[xX718flaco718Xx]

"lets not quibble"...im going to start saying that now lmao

[PrismaticRAYS]

He was over the top on that one

[JasonXtK]

were gonna macromay a fetus! SHUT UP! XD

[fixajob1]

BALLS OF STEEL. Could a shit comedian like Dane Cook do this? HAHAHAHA NO!

[sk8nrocker23]

LOL, his cursing went thru live? haha!

[tracksabbath29]

I love how the "Funniest celebrity in Washington" banner prevails through his angry tirade even as he left the mic to scream at everyone. The caption makes it sound like they were expecting him to say "Did you ever notice how ties are wacky!"

[DonJokeen]

Who screens these guys' entertainers? They are certainly failing in their jobs if they don't wanna be shocked.

[JessiLynK7]

Lewi look so young in this clip...

btw his joke is being waste on lame audiences !!! :/

[RealDefentertainment]

55sec that lady on the left couldn`t know where to look

[nelsongg5]

I love how he moves his fingers LOL!

[beakybuzzerd]

@nelsongg5 carlos mencia copies his style

[RioOhKei]

OMFG... He is my HERO!!!

Lewis Black For President!

[GoblinXXX]

We already had our first black president ;)

[mongooserider5]

Lewis black gots some balls, telling those shithead politicians to shove it up there ass, political correctness my ass

[gokce2112]

it's so cute when the up tight white conservatives have a nervous laugh at what we find average. oh lewis i can't believe you speak new york!

[mondryjustin]

He looked kind of nervous every now and then... I think he had to be careful of some of the things he wanted to say! I'd have to say though it was a pleasure to watch..

[omar3550]

wait...this was on public tv? Are u shittin me??

[BigPNaughty]

lol he shows up EVERYWHERE. C-Span's greatest moments.

[DCaple0013]

i didnt know u could say FUCK on CSPAN. hmmm America:)

[ClamChowderWebCast]

lolol martha has a va jay-jay

get joel mchale on the line!

[rointo]

XD What diamond-encrusted balls that guy has.

[Whoo69]

Do those idiots in the audience really give a shit about martha stewart? I could care less about that bitch. I'm glad she got indicted and went on house arrest and now no longer has that dumbass show. Why the fuck did they even report the insider trading as much as they did? She's not a fucking public figure or official. She's not even a celebrity or sports person! She just has this dumbass show on tv which probably had poor ratings. Let's stop glorifying morons like her.

[tbsrcks25]

he shakes because of his nerves its in his book.

[federalD]

He must be nervous. He's shaking when he grabs the mic.

[Ukent]

if you watch him closely in a lot of his videos, he shakes in almost all of them.

[federalD]

That's actually part of his act. The shake when he grabbed the microphone made him appear more nervous than usual.

[Kelgrafar]

I think the shaking just comes from rage.

[Commandoj251]

hahaha

martha has a vagina

[dolega84]

That Was Great!! Hahaha!

[rparkkonen]

THIS IS SO GREAT...GO LEW

[joeocho88]

these people had never heard Lewis before they invited him???!!!! How out of touch are they?

LEWIS BLACK FOR PRESIDENT!

Does OBAMA need a Vice President?

He could do a lot better than Hillary and wouldn't have to worry about being Vince Fostered...

[envoy3]

comedy is not a formal thing..Black shouldnt even be their.

[DieKazze]

agreed

hes too good for them ^^

[utar88utar]

he is a jew ... and he is a genius :]

[cptkirk101]

I love it...the pricks there have no sense of humor at all! What dumbass would invite Lewis Black to something formal and not expect something hilarious like that?

[Paratrooper177]

Today we're going to macrome a fetus....

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[yourxstar802]

I say Lewis Black for president! he has what it takes!

[frissi1234]

anna hefflebower

[sn4ke68]

i love martha stewarts vagins just rolls off the finger

[blade853]

why is he performing to a bunch of pricks who don't appreciate him

[younghove01]

yeah, I sorta agree with you when the camera moved pass that woman covering her mouth cause he said the 'vagina' word.

[curlfro]

The funniest thing is he was told to use no vulger language. Lewis Black for President!

[hciappina]

he is awesome!

[Slaverevolt]

Loved that show, today we're going to macromet a fetus.

End religious ignorance - Facts versus fiction

[AEJunkie98]

Martha Stewarts vagina is old and crusty, probably platted in gold steel. encrusted with diamonds. Lewis Black is one of the greatest comedians, go lewis!

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

16,000 dollars on an umbrella stand. y would u pay 16,000 dollars for an umbrella stand. what could it be made of? the only thing i think it could have been made of was Martha Stewart's vagina! I know why your shocked, because you didn't know she had 1.

lmao! too good! too funny Lewis Black!

[thomesocksup]

OMG! Macrame a fetus?! Where does he pull some of his material? LOL!

[elzosmid]

Can somebody explain to this foreigner how marvelous Lewis Black is on C-Span? I thought it was sort of a life TV from congress.

[j2xl]

When Congress isn't in session (nights and weekends) they run other shows. They air Parliament in Canada and the UK, they have weird call-in shows, and they occasionally do special presentations like the White House Correspondents Dinner. There's also C-SPAN 2 (and 3?) which have lots of airtime to fill.

[elzosmid]

Thanks j2xi !

[Dihydrousoxide]

Awesome, he's legitimately angry, awesome. Lewis Black; you are the best!

[Starscream08]

I dont care about what any one say's about him Lewis Black is the BEST!

[Meinfuhrerhoffman]

I'm a little surprised they let him say Fuck on CSPAN.

[snedge45]

hahaha yeah true, the only viewers are asleep anyway

[mmace91]

Yeah Lewis Black reppin DC all day!

[Bunifilth]

Haha This was my 12th birthday! lol

[Nicotag]

Bill Hicks and Lewis Black are def the best comedians. Denis Leary is a little fucker who steals material and changes the fucking delivery.

[seleka66]

'Today we're going to macramé a fetus." LOL. He's fucking hilarious.

[Triton355]

i meant to say Democrats are not left wing.

[madspwn]

In fact by just looking at Black's expression those who know Bill Hicks WILL SEE some bill hicks character in this guy.

[Triton355]

just to let you Schnappy. Democrats are left wing. They are right wing. But only a little less right wing than the Republicans. They are all the same. Now you could call FDR a somewhat leftest, but he was a Social Liberal. Thats the closest the party has ever gotten to left wing. Oh yea, Lewis Black is my God.

[karaokematt82]

Lewis Black is a god!!!!

[styreen]

I can understand his anger so very well.

He is spot on on every point here on.

Kind regards.

[jamesmorgandavies]

If you can't get the jokes, the rest of us pity you.

Or not.

You sad fuck.

He sure as hell didn't get popular for having a pretty voice, cute face OR hot tits, i.e., the usual.

IMPORTANT: anyone attempting to resolve or mitigate this man's anger issues MUST BE STOPPED.

[MRomney08]

"Come here, put it next to mine."

LOL.

[lrofs]

wow he looks fuckin pissed towards the end!

[simonjeste]

Imagine if Lewis Black and Stephen Colbert got together and did a live stage show.

Colbert swearing along with him. Would be even more genius :)

[robinkitty]

lewis black IS hilarious! and a comic genius in my book! i laugh every time i see or hear him perform.

[madspwn]

If that's what you think, you should def check out Bill Hicks. The made of pussy vagine is taken from his shit.

[madspwn]

Vagina*

[robinkitty]

oh, i LOVE bill hicks!!!  he was the best!!!

[SchnappyTomato]

mr myhairynutz if you don't think that Lewis Black is hilarious then you're a hardcore right wingest. he's not a left wingest, he rips on democrats too, it's just now we've got a GOP pres. and well, let's face it, Bush is an easy target, and why are you refrencing Hitler? You can't compare everyone to mr Adolf you know. I say take Lewis' last two words to heart

[Ravnos]

Today we're gonna macramé a fetus! LMAO

[TheKingPaulos]

Whoa, was Lewis Black actually pissed off at the end?

[XXROCKONXX]

i'm a hardcore republican and even I say that Lewis Black is fucking hilarious he cracks me up every time I see him!!

[thisismyaccount67]

"Oh! Today we're going to macramé a fetus. Shut up".

[PlatypusMan232001]

@MrNutz

By your post I see that you seem to be a conservative. Most of Black's humor is devoted to the tragic comedy that is mainstream conservatism. Therefore- You do not understand or are offended by his comedy. Conclusion- STFU you mindless Conservative twit.

[RosesFromBlack04]

hehe, nut boy is retarded, but lew rocks! and by the way, ill loud mouth my ASS OFF every day for the rest of my life for a lil thing i have called freedom of speech!

[MrHairyNutz]

This guys is just not funny WHAT SO EVER!

He goes into epileptic seizure & yell's ALL the time

Not to mention he swears when he notices a good amount in the crowd isnt laughing to see if he can get a laugh-_-

[LevNikolayevitch]

Sage words, you seem to be every bit the intellect your clever handle would suggest. See, you're right, he's not funny. At all. That's why nobody in these comments has not found his routine even slightly amusing, his DVD's don't sell and, son of a bitch, nobody ever goes to see him live.

Poor bastard, how does he get by?

[MrHairyNutz]

He gets it becuz he is a left wing LOUD mouth

That the socialist-gun grabbers of this nation pay to keep him happy & spewing the same B.S. Thats how.

He is like a freaking politican & they all suck

(Except for the libertarians & sum republicans)

[uofmrules1]

Oh sort of like how Ann Coulter makes the Bestseller list because Rupert Merdoch buys up her books. BTW I am FAR from a socialist and I LOVE Lewis Black. He fuckin hilarious!

[lewesc]

Correction, he's not funny to you.

Now run along and spread more flame wars.

[MrHairyNutz]

Well hitler im sorry i dont conform to your B.S. ideals but hey<--- he sucks & so do you if you think he is funny (which he is not by the way<--should i remind you of that)

[Soothsay987]

Why should I listen to a guy named MrHairyNuts? Sound like a child came up with that tag. Comedy to you must be Adam Sandler and Rob Snyder movies.

[PravusUnus]

why would you even try to convince people on a lewis black video that he's not funny??? why would you watch someone you dont like? are you that stupid? that would be like me watching a My Chemical Romance video. by the way, no one in the video is laughing because they're all uptight pricks who think vagina cannot be said on public tv, let alone the word fuck. you think he's not funny, a lot of people do. end of story

[jasonhartman1987]

i know right it's like going to ISRAEL and pitching christmas holiday

[JTheSlayerx]

omfg ROFLMAO those guys are holding their laughs in, screw them i was laughing the whole time

[TecSupport]

hahaahha those guys wanna laugh they're just afraid they'll feel bad later hahaha.

[emptycorp]

cspan allows "bad language" to air.

therefor, cspan owns.

[fucktheothercalmo]

i don't think he was allowed to swear, and he stuttered a bit trying not to,

[kasuto4]

Classic Lewis Black!

[jgrevelo]

he used the same joke in the HBO presentation

[Ryguy969]

Man, I am crying. I know it sounds wrong, but when he is unhappy, it's the funniest thing ever uttered.

[ddzamo]

lewis is god.

[ThisIsMySundown23]

He always shakes like that, watch any of his stand up. I don't really know why he does it, I think its honestly cuz he gets so into what he's talking about. And nobody was laughing because he was doing stand up for a room of uptight snob assholes who probably didn't want him there in the first place. viva black!

[kazuo62]

I saw this guy live once. I think the nervousness is part of his whole neurotic crazy-man act. Whatever it is, it's f*cking working.

[vellocet]

The FCC doesn't regulate cable, and technically speaking it doesn't have to fine for swearing.

"Let's macromay a fetus!"

[phantazmo]

I don't care how good a performer you are, your always nevouse.

[jbl1975]

Did C-Span actually censor it, or did they get fined $500K by the FCCocksuckers?

[Firefret30003]

look at his hand on the mic when he said, "OH you have an umbrella", he's shaking! He's one of the best comedians I know and I bet those fucking judges didn't laugh because he didnt say "we're not as fancy and cool as you guys!"

[swoopdog]

If he didn't win with even that segment then the judges were paid off.

[Nightshaft]

LOL Nah he was a little off that time, I don't think he's used to being in front of that type of crowd. I think he was struggling to figure out if he wanted to tell jokes, or just jump over and choke a random rich bastard lol I love Lewis Black ^^

[Protean213]

yeah, he wasnt nervous, just a little baffled on how to handle the weird audience

[thefamousc]

so who won?

[Jackal101]

Lewis looks so nervous, he is shaking and mixing words.

[Cronoo]

Hes always like that lol.

[fsobhani]

its part of his act

[Jackal101]

Why was like no one laughing!

[andydudey2k4]

Because high-society cuntbags like them sold their souls, and therefore laugh at nothing else other than being richer than everyone else.

[imperialprobedroid]

these guys are all white collar stiffs like Martha....

[thisismyaccount67]

true story.

[CharismaticEdge]

Martha Stewart is a worthless sack of shit.

[imperialprobedroid]

agreed

[gracefulliberal]

Lewis Black is the best!! In these times the medicine is laughter and Lewis Black is the doctor!!

[OpiumEyes]

Oh my god. I saw him say that when I watched his broadway act on HBO, but this was so much better.

Fuck, he's amazing.

[ihaveblink]

LOL, they let him say fuck?

[emptycorp]

CSPAN allows any and all free speech. Jon Stewart appeared on a CSPAN at least once and must have said fuck at least 2 dozen times. They just flash a disclaimer every now and 15 minutes saying it contains harsh language, etc.