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  • Wait a second... is Captain Picard being held hostage by Remus Lupin?? HE IS!!

  • @therobbieevans Afraid not. Madred is played by David Warner, who did not play Lupin (David Thewlis).

  • there are 5 lights

  • Question, So whats the point of the 4 lights business i am confused...

  • @TarroYoko Watch the the episodes (Yes, it's is split up into two epsodes) You won't regret these epic episodes and you'll get the psychology behind it. :)

  • @flobogirl6 It's called "Chain of Command pts. 1 and 2" :)

  • @TarroYoko In the book 1984 thought is a crime and the main character winston smith is taken by the government and is forced to undergo brutal torture in order for him to follow the system. One thing they do to him is tell him that reality is what they make it to be. They hold up four fingers and say that it is five, he says its four and that he can't refuse what he sees, they torture him every time he says four instead of five.

    basically its a phrase of rebellion.

  • what

    the actual fuck

  • Where is he?

  • is this the guy from da movie????

  • @TheEvildoomsday He's an award winning Shakespearean actor, played Captain Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation, has a couple of internet memes under him, and was knighted by the queen of England, and... yes he's from "da" movies.

  • Hey, it's the voice of Jon Irenicus!

  • CAPTAIN SPARKLES!!!!!!!

  • Kim Cardassian. :D

  • What light?

  • Fire in space? WHAT

  • Yogscast request hour!!

  • The whole lights thing was stolen from "1984. " Was any credit given?

  • @WyllowMorrigan

    They stole it from a year?

    You should mention the show, book, etc Star Trek borrowed it from.

    You might as well said, "The whole lights thing was stolen from one of the countries on Earth".

  • @manictiger You illiterate dunce. Have you not hear of the book, 1984? Go read it.

  • @WyllowMorrigan

    I'm clearly not illiterate as you gave no context to your sentence.

    No, I didn't know of the book or movie until a few days ago. I would have self-corrected after watching the movie, but I couldn't be bothered to give enough of a shit about being misinterpreted on a site full of pretentious cunts like you.

    Check your ego next time, before you reply, because no one cares how smart you think you are.

  • @manictiger Your intelligence is shining through your marvellous command of words like 'cunt' and 'shit.' News flash: I don't care how smart you think I am. Actually, I don't care what a faceless person on the internet thinks. Follow your own advice: Please be courteous. Perhaps if you did, I would not have responded as rudely.

  • @WyllowMorrigan

    You want me to be "courteous"?

    You're FIRST reply was "You illiterate dunce".

    Here's me being courteous to you.

    SUCK

    MY

    DICK.

    Can't handle the heat, don't jump into the frying pan.

  • @manictiger Easy to throw insults around, isn't it? Especially when they are cliches. My response was a response to your rude reply. Here's my courteous reply: have a nice day.

    How hard was that?

  • @WyllowMorrigan

    YOU started IN on ME! That gives me every right to retaliate AS MUCH as I want!

    Now close your account and think about what you've done.

  • @WyllowMorrigan

    While we're on the topic of intelligence, look up the word esoteric.

  • @manictiger I know what the word means. I wonder whether you do.

  • @WyllowMorrigan

    Nice come back. "I know you are but what am I?"

    Anyway, hope you have a great day. May you learn modesty and self-control. God knows we don't need another person who thinks they are a genius.

  • God, are you still trying to argue with me? Move ON!

  • @WyllowMorrigan What the hell is wrong with you? does it sexually please you to sit alone mocking a person over quite literally nothing?

    Go outside and make some friends.

  • @FoxxNightingale Clearly you cannot read. I am simply responding to the previous post. Where the hell do you get sex from my response? Get your mind out of the gutter. Says more about you, bro

  • @WyllowMorrigan There's a difference between responding to a person and being a shallow arsehole.

    and i didn't refer to you as any gender... and you're falsely mocking others on their reading abilities...

    That's quite strongly sounding like autism.

  • @WyllowMorrigan star trek always steals from the good stuff

  • @AlexanderMccarthey87 Star Trek is the good stuff. It's been around since the 1980s and

    the shows are fantastic.

  • @OpenlySupportingGays 1980s that's laughable. The show first aired on 1966. It didn't reach massive popularity until the next generation though.

  • @AlexanderMccarthey87 Yes i was going to write 1960's i just misspelled. I noticed that after i wrote the comment, but i didn't want to rewrite it. But there is one section of your comment that is completely wrong. It was super popular when it first aired. People all over the world watched it, and they earned shit-loads of money.

  • so....at the end he tell Troy that given the choice between torture and a life of comfort he believed he could see five lights. Now does this mean that Picard is weak minded and therefore vulnerable to the Jedi mind trick?

  • @xaxkoo7 well there was probly oxogen leaking from the ship or it was burning from the inside :P

  • Old cenile man

  • 3:19 is what you're freaking waiting for. =.=

  • @manlyman19456 u missed out a "!"

  • Captain Sparkly-pants mentioned this!

  • haha

  • I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

  • @zard71 and i'm dave! yognaut :3

  • How can something burn in space? There is no oxigen to feed the burning process.

  • @xaxk007 Obviously the Enterprise contains oxygen. It could burn, depending on the severity of the "leak" and the amount of fire consuming the oxygen. Probably wouldn't last long though.

  • @xaxk007 As long as there is fuel, it will still burn. Even in space.

    At least that is what my mate read on this one science-y website.

  • @Decklocation If you are referring to the burning in rocket engines, it works because liquid hydrogen (fuel) and oxigen are mixed and then burned, thus the burning can occur. Otherwise it's impossible in vacum. If the fuel is such that it does not need external resources (like burning a match requires air) then yes, I guess it's possible.

  • yogscast. ;)

  • from the yogscast

  • just skip to 3:20 if you want to hear him say it -.-"

  • Why dont you learn to watch the episode fully and appreciate it Little boy

  • I came here from the Yogscast!

  • @TheJohlin same and you also have 30 thumbs up in 1/2 hour

  • @wwetna247eddymad Cooool! :)

  • @TheJohlin I am Dave! Yognaurt and I have the balls.

  • @TheJohlin woah dude 300 thumbs up wow

  • @TheJohlin same here :)

  • @TheJohlin same here

  • picard= most bad ass star trek captain

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  • Help one of you nerds give me some background on this because I have no idea what's going on

  • @koolkidde Picard is captured, tortured. The alien guy who was there at the start psychologically tortured him, telling him there were five lights instead of four for weeks on end. Picard didn't let him break his mind, and shouted that once his government knew he was being tortured in defiance. Damn fine episode.

  • @Virmirian was this like a take off of 1984?

    (2+2=5)

  • @koolkidde He's smoking weed

  • @DookieDubstep Out of the 20 responses I received, this makes the most sense. I thank you kind sir for your internet generosity.

  • @koolkidde This bald guy is the captain of the star-ship. He was captured. These bad guys are torturing him for info. They keep asking him how many lights there are (there are 3 by the way). He keeps saying there are 3 and telling the truth. This is the point where he breaks and tells them what they want to hear and will eventually tell them the info. Irl it references the us's actions in water-boarding. No need to fear, he is conveiniently rescued by his ship next episode.

  • @sam9165 Not at all. There ARE four lights. They wanted him to say that there are five, he never did. And it is not a reference to US water-boarding (this was made around 1992, not 2002) but to the "2+2=5" slogan in Orwells novel "1984."

  • @koolkidde Well lets see here how shall I explain this. Your a douche. Yup! pretty much explains most of your life failings to I'm sure. Make enough sense for you?

  • @Mercino311 wow rude. reported buddy.

  • @koolkidde Lol sorry i hurt your feelings friend I apologize. Guess jokes don't translate well on youtube. This is the internet though so please report away lol.

  • @koolkidde Just go watch the episode on Netflix.

  • @criminyjimjims I'm a proud nerd!

  • @criminyjimjims or i could get voted into the top comment and have my inbox filled with nerds eager to explain this to me so I dont have to watch some dumb 45 minute show to understand 10 seconds of content.

  • Your only here to feel socially acceptable to your ''Internet Buddies'' because no ine on real life wants to talk to you.

    That's why they never invite you to go out with them some im afraid these ''nerds'' you are talking about have better things to do then look cool on the internet.

  • @sgammer69 who are you talking to?

  • @koolkidde You've never seen TNG? Ugh....

  • @CenkIsAdorable Just.. Tell us what the hell is going on.

  • @KarstenOkk Picard went in to destroy a Cardassian weapon with Dr Crusher and Worf, and Picard was captured. There are four lights, but Picard's torturer is trying to break his spirit by making him say there are five. You should really see the episode, it's one of Stewart's best.

  • @CenkIsAdorable Is this the guy from the facepalm picture?

  • @KarstenOkk I have no idea what the "facepalm" picture is. That actor you're referring to is Patrick Stewart. He played the character Jean Luc Picard on the show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation.' Other notable roles include Charles Xavier in the X-Men movies and some voice work on the show 'American Dad'.

    In 2010 he was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace and currently is enrolled in England's Royal Shakespeare Company. The man is one of the greatest living actors.

  • @CenkIsAdorable Search it up on Google, I think you'll already find it when you just Google "Facepalm".

  • @KarstenOkk Yes, I guess it is the guy from the "facepalm" picture....whatever that is.........

  • Lol retard

  • @sgammer69 lol no

  • @KarstenOkk Don't worry about it Cenkis... Yes Karsten it's the guy from the faceplam picture. *facepalm*

  • @Stiggandr1 Kids today are so culturally ignorant....

  • @CenkIsAdorable lol like i watch star trek

  • @koolkidde Haha I'm sry of course you don't watch star trek, you're probably too busy watching the Jersey Shore.

  • @CenkIsAdorable Wow, rude.  Reported.

  • @koolkidde Lol You're hilarious. Stupid, but hilarious.

  • @koolkidde lol, thinking reports do anything.

    ESPECIALLY for just being a dick in the comments

  • @koolkidde Captain Picard was captured by the Borg and they were torturing him so he would tell them classified information about the federation.

  • @koolkidde

    It is all an elaborate trap to fool people like yourself into asking for our assistance thereby turning control of the world over to we, the nerds, who will guide you into an age of light, reason and love....

    Also Star Trek.

  • @koolkidde

    lrn2 google. thats what i did .

  • @koolkidde

    He's a POW. They're attempting to break his will. He answers "there are four lights" in defiance, because they showed him 5 and inflicted pain when ever he didn't answer 5.

    This is why he looks so broken in this scene, but he still answers, "there are four lights", because, well, he's Captain Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise!

    Also, it's a meta-meme and also part of an awesome YouTube song.

  • @manictiger There were only four lights. They'd given him a drug that should have rendered him unable to lie, but suspected he was strong enough to resist it. The idea was that they would show him four lights and say there was five, if he responded there were five he would be lying (and thus was lying about not knowing the Federation's battle plans). As time passes though it becomes apparent he really doesn't know and the torture becomes about breaking Picard to see if they could.

  • @LordSothe

    Ah, well, Idk, I haven't followed it, just the meme.

    I'm actually downloading season 6 right now.

  • The two top comments also deserve awards in my opinion. Damn good episode though.

  • Star Trek in the 60's Free Love, Adventure, and Exotic Lands.

    Star Trek in the 80's Hard Truths, Diplomacy, and Tough Decisions.

  • Jon Irenicus!

  • @Parkerkun Someone's a Baldur's Gate 2 fan. I was worried that he was gonna throw his Tron frisbee at him

  • Both Patrick Steward and David Warner are superb in this episode. One of the best TNG episodes ever.

  • Does no one else find it odd that almost every being from other solar systems have appendages and general body construction of humans? I mean, I'm not a huge Star Trek fan (I like it though) and I'm sure this can be explained away somehow, but I just find it funny how many 'aliens' have 5 fingers on each of two hands (e.g.).

  • @WilliamRayWalters yeah and they've given us an explanation for that in one of the episodes...

  • @WilliamRayWalters : Yes, you know Trek fans, they do notice. Of course actors need to move. But there was an episode that explained this when Picard goes on an ecological dig. Basically, we wrer all seeded long ago by a common race.

  • @free322001 I saw that episode the other day (love Netflix). There were several races trying to get the same information, solve the intergalactic puzzle set up by the original race. It was a good episode.

  • *There* *are* *four* *fucking* *lights*.

  • 26 dislikes? - I was just about to call them Cardassians, but I see somebody beat me to it. Patrick Steward rocks my world.

  • There seem to be 26 Cardies in here.

  • This was done in 1992. I guess the future members of the Bush administration did not pay attention and listen to Picard say :

    "Torture has never been a reliable means of extracting information. It is ultimately self-defeating as a means of control. One wonders it is still practiced."

  • @quesondriac torture, which I don't believe waterboarding is, is used with other techniques of interrogation and found to be quite effective. You don,t just ask for the location of the bomb and take the guys word for it. You might ask questions u kno the answer to, contradict him with another persons testimony or a variety of other tactics. Whether or not you're against it, at least be honest and informed.

  • @jbzdyk Experts will disagree with you.  Strange how our recent wars were waged by non veterans. Who said they would interpret the Geneva Convention as they saw fit. Hmmm. Hmmm.

  • @quesondriac There are many experts, on both sides too. There is however information we gained from KSM,(the AQ ringleader at the time) that saved lives. I'm also pretty sure there were many veterans involved in decisions. By your argument the president can't prosecute a war if he's not a veteran. We led the Geneva Convention and it is always subject to interpretation. War is not simple and pretty.

  • @jbzdyk Could you provide a link about KSM please? I myself think that any commander in chief should be a veteran. Kind of a Robert Heinlein Starship Troopers thing. As to interpreting the Geneva Convention, I think that lawyers should be exempt. Especially Bush lawyers.

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  • @jbzdyk Torture used to be used to get people to confess to being witches or werewolves, which many people did. Do you think that was "effective" too? Torture is not proven to be accurate, the only thing it does is get them to tell you ANYTHING that will get you to stop torturing them.

    And if waterboarding isn't torture then I'd like to know what it is. And don't say "enhanced interrogation technique" since that's just the conservative's version of PC, the PC word for torture.

  • @WerewolfOfTheWater Torturing people to get them to confess to a crime u already sure they are guilty of is much different then getting information out of them.The werewolves and witches argument is really stupid at this age. Of course there will be abuse when used without caution and reason. The reason I don't consider waterboarding and other "enhanced techniques" as torture is become they don't leave u with permanent damage. Yes they are cruel, but would u rather have a finger cut off.

  • @jbzdyk If you're already sure they're guilty of it, then use the evidence you have that makes you "sure." Torturing them to get them to tell you what you want to hear doesn't prove anything except that you wanted them to tell you something, and you tortured them until they said it. It doesn't mean it's actually TRUE.

    And no it's not stupid, if people confessed to being witches and werewolves from being tortured, then what makes you think they won't confess different false things nowadays?

  • @WerewolfOfTheWater : Torture is a tool of war, no worse than war. Like any tool its effectiveness depends on the user. No tool always works. Not all tool users are all skilled. torture has been used since the beginning becuse it does often work, not beucase it always works. Much info gotten CAN be verified- unlike being a witch in your example which is not verifiable.

  • @jbzdyk Also, that did not answer my question. And waterboarding actually CAN leave permanent damage, besides, that's not how torture is defined anyway. Just because it doesn't always leave permanent damage doesn't mean it's not torture.

  • I shalt state that there are four lights, no more, no less. Four shall be the number I shalt count, and the number of lights shall be four. Five shalt I not count, neither state there are three, excepting that I am counting to four.

    SIX IS RIGHT OUT!

  • is that alien ra's al guhl from the batman cartoon? sounds just like him....

  • @insanemethod1 Yes, and Many other voice-overs. IMDB him. David Warner.

  • @insanemethod1 yes.

  • 3:18 There... Are... Four... Lights!

  • Man, those Cardasian Eye exams are intense!

  • I grew up on Star Trek (TOS and TNG) and always regarded it as that cheesy sci-fi show from my childhood. Then, I saw rerun episodes of it just last year, and saw this for the first time. Dang. This is some heavy stuff. Never before did I realize how awesome 'Trek was (and is).

    Oh yeah, and that Cardassian is a total dick.

  • This episode should be performed on stage.

  • Ah. The Child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more.... experiments.

  • SDooooo lame and lie gay very gay movie.

  • @SomeUser9753 Not a movie.

  • Two absolutely fantastic actors in one amazing scene. Good times.

  • Are you sure? I only see three.

  • If that dude didnt show up he would have said 10 lights if he had too.

  • I swear, the TNG writers must have had it in for mental anguish with Picard!

  • For a moment I keep thinking he's going to say "THERE ARE!... FOUR LIGHTS!..... B**CH!" lols

  • funny, i havent seen this episode maybe 5 years, and was always seening ROMULANS in the episode, funny my minds has tricked me:)

  • This was a great two part episode, my only complaint is WHY did they have to make up the Cardassians??? Why could this not have been done with the ROMULANS?? They were an established, credible adversary. I loved how in season 4 they just magically invented the Cardassians and there was this war that had been fought but never spoken of prior to this episode(The Wounded). I wish the writers they got would watch the show they are writing for.

  • @LtRacjack12 Where can I find the full episode, that's illuminati shit, played by the green losers.

  • @SomeUser9753 try netflix, if not a member BBC America will show it

  • @LtRacjack12 Well I watched it, I actually made a research about 2+2=5. It mostly refers, if real, to geometry where things get this way, like hyperbolic geometry where one line can have more than one parallel. But to my opinion it's related to the occult and satanic, it has to do with number 13 and so on. But 2+2=4, normally.

  • @LtRacjack12 He's tortured by satan, using is animalistic side.

  • jon irenicus....

  • @ALEXtillionx Captain Picard, a main character of the series, had been held captive and tortured; the first alien guy trying to break Picard's will by, among other things, forcing him to question his understanding of reality through showing him four lights and then punishing him when the question "how many lights are there?" was answered with anything but "three". This is his final repeat of defiance in the face of that pressure. Good episode.

  • I don't get it? what about the lights? i've never seen star trek.

  • @ALEXtilionx Haven't you read 1984?

  • @crazy4sian you mean that dystopian society thingy? i have not read it but i heard about it.

  • @ALEXtilionx Then you will probably not understand the weight behind Picard's actions.

  • Just watched this episode. Great scene.

  • How can an actor act so wasted?

  • @mikanojo +1 internets for you, very impressive stuff. ^_^

  • One of the best episodes not only in TNG, but of the whole Star Trek franchise itself. Patrick Stewart is one damn fine actor. I like Shatner, but let's be honest. Who's really the Oscar worthy actor? Shatner or Stewart?

  • @CenkIsAdorable Stewart. No ifs ands or buts about it.

  • @CenkIsAdorable : Love Shatner in Trek. But Stewart is DA BOMB as actor.

  • @free322001 Stewart deserves a fucking Oscar now.

  • This was the scene, and the episode, that made me respect Captain Picard. I'm a major TOS fan, so TNG isn't really my piece of cake, but Chain of Command made Picard equal Kirk in badassdom in my eye.

  • @HungarianKnight Kirk? Are you serious? oO

  • @germanvisitor2

    Well, maybe not so badass as Kirk, but Picard has his moments too...

  • @HungarianKnight : True. Patrick Stewart is a British Shakespearean HEAVY. He is da bomb. SEE also his fight with brother Emo, you can find it here on tube. TOP shelf acting. SEE it.

  • 3:19 Four lights, not three, not five, four.

  • @bigred808835 Four being the number of lights thou shalt count.

  • Even after defeat, the Cardassian interogator wanted the satisfaction of knowing that he had broken Picard. Picard refused!

  • 26 people saw 5 lights ;)

  • @MrDromaeosaur or an adaptation, not necessarily plagiarized

  • This scene is "plagiarized" from the book (and the movie) 1984.

  • @MrDromaeosaur may be "homaged" it's the word you were looking for.

  • @MrDromaeosaur Do you really think no torturer ever did this? For example, during the Spanish inquisition, one would be tortured until one swore fealty, admitted guilt etc. even though the person who was being tortured did not believe what they were admitting. 1984 and this episode both were inspired by real-life human cruelty.

  • Well, he's OBVIOUSLY lying. I mean, at :50, he says "The enterprise is burning in space."

    DERP, NO FIRE IN SPACE. STORY OBVIOUSLY FALSE.

  • @EclipseMoonXIV Incorrect. Remember that matter has 4 states, one of which is plasma. Plasma can and does and currently IS burning in space, literally all over the visible galaxy - and i cannot stress the 'visible' point enough, since that burning plasma in space most commonly takes the form of STARS, by which we have day here on Earth, by which we can see things clearly. The Enterprise has an EPS system for routing power through the ship - Electromagnetic Plasma System.