The Lives of the Elite (Halo Reach Mockumentary)

[nazizombiegamer09]

I used to work the grunt mating chamber but I quit

[phillpsmusic35]

Oh no! hes been fired! no more mating scenes...

[Aceterman]

hunters arent part of the covenant, they joined it becuase of an airstrike on there homeworld

[TheArbitor98]

best part 1:30- 1:49

[ZombieMaster420]

flying scrotums lololol that was fucking hilarious

[DominatorV4]

"I met a lovely elite named, Thel Vadam, and we plan on going on a date next Saturday".

Way to hook up with the Arbiter david, nice one.

[Flamingbob1]

Don't grunt have turrets? (chill I'm suck at spelling)

[SilviWarrior]

The lives of the Flood!!

[2002vlady]

nice vid but is bullshit becouse the elites are not the thoughest covenenant have you even meet the hunters?

[Evansater16]

I always wondered what happened to the elites after the war...

[deltahalo241]

do you know what machinima put on this video! an annotation that said "were playing MW3 join us live" why cant they put that stuff on CoD videos

[PureHayabusa]

@deltahalo241 where? |:

[deltahalo241]

@PureHayabusa top left hand cornor

[gazde367]

*hello my name is nabatre how may i help you?*

*LOSER!!*

*sigh*

[zekrom096]

xD Diseased TESTICLES!

[LightHeart1120]

Wher is the "Lives of Spartans"

[RealChrisPrankster]

0:19

Did anyone else see the Jackal on top of another Jackal?

[LanceEagleEYE13]

Fus Ro Dah

[LanceEagleEYE13]

Did you know that all Elite's are guys because if there are how come iv not see or killed any Hmmmmm??

[smrt237]

@LanceEagleEYE13 because the elite girls dont go to war

[MegaNattyboy]

how do you get your elete to look like a girl

[LastODSTStanding]

Dude- The elites are 10 feet tall.

[Ceiferiro]

@LastODSTStanding there 8 feet tall , spartan 3s (halo reach Spartans) are only 7

[LastODSTStanding]

@Ceiferiro Are they? :o I remember Sgt. Johnson saying something along the lines of "Do I *look* like a ten-foot tall blue alien!" When you meleed/Shot him. It could've been 8 or he could've been joking. Thanks though.

[RogueShadow21]

Hey, assholes, their Sangheili, not Elites. That's just what stupid marines call them!!!

trololololol >:D

[SuperMasterchief99]

Thumbs up if the elite general armor looks retarded

[sangheiliwarrior86]

"While filming, I let a lovely warrior named Thel Vadam, we hit it off pretty quickly, and plan on going on a date, next Saturday..."

[dornob007]

@pedrovivot ...

[DigitalProjectorFilm]

these are painful to watch lol

[dumassproductions8]

oh great more halo stuff that i might ........ wait.........oh never mind

[morsmanal]

@SinataSeries

Yeh but that was only on anniversary

[DeDJmaX]

lol the engineers are dizeesed testacles

[Zhaobertino]

flying scrotums.....best phrase

[youngsnakex]

0:28 that title looks like Metal Gear.

[1TheNameIsChris1]

diseased testicals lol XD

[EliteAssassin8]

damn adds...

[minegar1987]

This one wasn't quite as good as the others so far.

[kenneth905]

The lives of the Marines!!

[minegar1987]

@kenneth905 Great idea!

[englin5]

nice



[fenrek]

lives of the hunters LIVES OF THE HUNTERS!!!!!

[JackyxPenguin]

LOL ROTFL LMAO ahahaaha can't stop laffing....cough* my stomach hurt argh.. :"(

[im2legendary]

lol guard the grunt mating chamber..way too funny

[fredmohriii]

yeah that its an awesome helmet

[Masterofhalo111]

"And these things that look like diesiesed testicles...' lololol

[RebbelReb]

Awesome helmet 1:22 Who said they had no fashion sense?

[NIDPancho]

I'm trying to get Machinima to do something funny and interesting...

[liz2aaronluc]

fus ro daAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH NICE BITCHES

[Rodude1000]

poor elite, he has to guard the grunt mating chamber!

[superZAKTAN]

uuuuh...Thel'Vadam is a guy...

[dudeface011]

moar

[TheSamMarsden]

Attenbourgh is going on a date with Thel Vadamme, that's the arbiter... :/

[gokuss40s]

croc hunter parody

[XxYrxxWorStxxF34RxX]

at 2:00 hunted helment

[cord357]

I remember i an elite flip me off and saying "AwheeeBuuu!!!!", is that their alien way of saying **** YOU!!!?

[Wenvertn]

Wort Wort WORT!!!

[zeldafan1998]

"The toughest of the Covenenant."

Bullshit. Have you forgotten about the Hunters?

[SinataSeries]

@zeldafan1998 Do you mean those ones that die with one shot to the back from a pistol?

No. Elites are tougher.

[TrainedGamers]

@zeldafan1998 Hunters are strong but the elites are Superior.

[MrSha3z]

@zeldafan1998 hunters are the weakest of the covenant the only thing that makes them tought is their suit and weapon

[EndermanStudios]

@zeldafan1998

Hunters are made out of worms,>.> and if they didnt have their frigging armour to keep them together and all then Pfft but actually elies are more smarter,more faster,alot more deadlier in certain ways. PFFT they are the Prophets Private Army,you dont wanna verse his Honour Guards.

[H00le0]

@zeldafan1998 Uh, have you forgotten about the all-powerful Grunts?

[AngryNacho9000]

@zeldafan1998 Yeah, because their top speed of 5mph and 3 hit kill backs make them the strongest of the covenant.

[iluvx360]

@zeldafan1998 Hunters are relatively slow and easy to kill. This is so because they charge and have to take a second or two to recover from leaving themselves vulnerable. Whilst there cannons are extremely easy to dodge. Elites however have shields, are fast, kill you with a melee just as easily as a Hunter would and they carry weapons that rarely need to recharge.

[bludgerable]

@zeldafan1998 maybe they mean the mentally toughest, hunters are widely known to suffer from chronic depression outside of battle, therefore morale is low and the hunter suicide rates go through the roof

[DharkDemonBlade]

@bludgerable isn't it just depression when their bond mate dies?

[bludgerable]

@DharkDemonBlade is it? sorry, my contacts on the inside are fairly unreliable

[OnriCinadee]

@zeldafan1998

Sangheilis raped Hunter's planet alone.

[back2edge4u]

as seen on HBO?

[picklem576]

@pfrise198 i wouldnt say every aspect... but i would choose halo over COD

[bloodraven432]

Shocking revelation. Thel 'Vadame is the name of the Arbiter, who is male.

[mistercrafter]

@pfrise198 well there 2 completly diffrent games so no its not better

[someprickydood]

Its like an SNL sketch. Funny at first but then just keeps going....

[siretienne]

Actually every elite that wields a sword cannot get married its from their religion ;)

[legofreak998]

@pfrise198 F-F-F-F-FANBOY!!! :DDD

[XxTheBrucesterxX]

@legofreak998 N-N-N-N-NOOOOO

[conallsgaming2]

commentator:ho for fuck sake would you do somthing alredy.

elite:NO. walks away fast

[Zlarel]

I'll never be able to say "food nipple" as convincingly as Poonflip...

[jediautobotspartan]

Grunts Mating: ugh, ugh, ugh, UGH!!!

Elite: *cries*

Me: Hahaha

[sadworld23]

2012 likes coincidence?

[imepic209]

elite tough? *assassinates elite* HAH not

elite: right behing you

me: NOOOOO

[supergirlgamer12345]

i want more of The lives of the please Spearhead and machinima

[DeltaSpartan141]

@supergirlgamer12345 SpearheadWarrior is working on The Lives of the Brutes for Halo 3.

[rororigo52]

@supergirlgamer12345 didnt you hear that the commentator was fired?

[swarmmerz]

Elites are hard workers

[ArrowToTheAnkle]

Don't you know that the Arbiter is already engaged?

[clubpenguin4761]

@ArrowToTheAnkle Yeah someone killed his wife, it's on halo waypoint app onda XBOX

[SpearheadWarrior]

@ArrowToTheAnkle

That was the old Arbiter that was killed by another Elite.

[arachnophile1995]

what's the name of the song that plays at the end?

[mryoshiieee]

Flying scrotums, eh?

[spartanW43]

For those of you who dont know, Thel'Vadam(ee) is the arbiter

[TomIronhelm]

does anyone know how to make the spartans lower their wepons like at 2:02?

[nerf4ever95]

@pfrise198 explain how its better? fanboy

[Angross2553]

dude,why does anybody respect the elites as i(and elite fans) respect? i mean...thats suks

[aperson30]

not the grunt mating chambers!

[TheAwesomeOpossumCo]

The flying scrotums? XDDD

[swizecheeze]

Sucks he got 'fired' :I.

[ComedyManBran]

Elite: I can't believe you mated with Poonflip.

Poonlip = A Grunt 

[Hendrix4224]

1:47 - I choked on my peanut butter sandwich. :D

[TheMuffin117]

MAKE MORE

[Nyne359]

that is absolutely hilarious. make some more!!!

[calebaaron001]

Thel vaddam = arbiter right?

[rstfanbot679]

@calebaaron001 yes. and its Thel Vadamee

[Mastermav11]

thumbs up if u miss SpearheadWarrior



[DBfan106]

@pfrise198 in your opinion. seriously are we still doing this? i like halo and cod. both are great games. so just shut up and understand that everybody has an opinion.

[sourbabies]

@pfrise198 i didn't thumbs you up. Halo is worse at frustrating me.

[robertsghetto1]

thel vadamee is male u idiot

[FrankiEmo92]

John-117 disliked this video.

[SlavjanA]

FUCK YOU, you can't mock or replicate the real David Attenborough's EPIC VOICE! Bitch you suck!

[xXICEDxFIREXx]

3:23 MORE HAUNTED HELMET!!

[xXICEDxFIREXx]

2:10 HAUNTED HELMET!!

[Sprintingforcake]

@pfrise198 i used to thumbs up to comments,

until i took an arrow to the knee

[LILCOLTEN1]

MORE I WANT MORE OF DE VIDOOOO

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[tanukyJR]

Elite:hello how may i help you

Grunt:LOSER!!!!

Elite:hooooooooooooooo

[apaludde]

I farted

[vicarial12]

Poor elite

[EnragedPorkchop]

Lives of the Hunters! Or Brutes! "David Attenborough" can get his job back...

[TheSteelMagnum]

Blarg?

[yakumo885]

117 dislikes coincidence? spartan 117 ? lol

[Dtailz100]

@yakumo885 WHY DID HE DISLIKE THIS!?

[Azuride]

"We are going to be looking at the toughest of the covenant."

Me: "Hunters!" :D

"We're going directly into the lives of the Elites."

-______________________-

[USMCplzzz]

111 people are never going to mate

[VPT2]

FINALLY, THIS ONE IS OUT

[syrup54]

Actually brilliant xD

[scoutrecon78]

i see 111 dislikes on a lot of vids

[JamesSkuzz]

Shadow da hedgehog!

[bmprelude]

the view count is (say it with me now) OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[Raptorworld22]

an all elite clan made fun of me today i showed them this. they all quited

[SirPreyasThe619]

Not bad but SNI is better.

[bubblestoybowl]

Make more plz

[SpearheadWarrior]

@bubblestoybowl

This was the last one. Sorry!

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@SpearheadWarrior MAKE MOAR PLZKTHXBAI.

[FanBoys2010]

@SpearheadWarrior y



[cloudrokes]

Any one else see the Chuck Norris add? Fuck Chuck Norris his ass got kicked by Bruce Lee were hes because it's beneath him to leave heaven and kick Chucks ass again

[GreenTeamPro]

If you want to be in a machinima msg Jski9050

[Awesomefishhyyy]

WIN

[robajack1]

iv been fird for saying lohty words on camera piece out bitches

[Sangheili475]

4:46 Wait,your going to a date with Arbiter?

YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND. >:C

Yes I like Elites...maybe too much...

[EarthshiftF2]

thel vadam WTF? my favorite charactor is dating david atenbourgh ! The arbiter is gay !

[pantaz1234]

107 people had to guard the grunt mating chamber

[TomIronhelm]

TOO MUCH LOL!!!!!!

[Jumpedfungus]

Very nice, perhaps the new series should be from another game?

[MidnightVeteran]

We need one of the Brute.

[FalloutGuy22]

2:23 really? last time i checked you get to become the arbiter when that happens

[orkkilla5589]

Their actual species name is Sangheili, and the toughest would be the Mgalekgolo :3

God im such a nerd...

[kieran2735]

SKIRMISHER!!! A MOCKUMENTARY ABOUT SKIRMISHERS!!

[BXM922]

how does the blue spartan not notice anything? 3:21

[GoshYouNoobFilms]

Am i the only one getting a sellout Oakland University ad? It seems like a horrible college to go to knowing they're advertising on on machinima.

[MrNateGate]

Thought tanks were the most powerful -_-

[kieran2735]

@MrNateGate They are, mixed within wraiths. because wraith is a covenent scorpion which didnt go well.

[max123exp]

you for got the rare exploding rocket grunts 

[bubblestoybowl]

Make more

[pickel3907]

103 people were elites.

[MushroomMan109]

0th'

[GaelFynd]

These videos have so much potential for being funny. But they just always end up being too boring for my tastes :/

[Night5225]

the only reason im watching is because of the 0 views.

[scopio123abc]

I SWEAR IT SAID 0 VIWES

[TheMw3best]

@scopio123abc haha yea it said the same for me I thought I was going to be the first viewer

[Chocolatelemons2]

sees 0 views *click* FIRST ON MACHINIMA BITCHE......oh fuck 46 thousand already?

[MalachiCo0]

What happened to the "these men are dead" routine?

[WatchYur6]

Hey I'm an elite....and um...well sadly some if this is true...

[cosmic458]

wut the fuck did i just watch

[Xyn1407]

i dont have a good comment but im hoping for thumbs up

[porkers34]

garding the grunt mating chambers?! O.o Omg id kill myself if i was that elite :( poor guy

[phsycodRivr]

@4:50 wait.... Thel Vadam? dude's going on a date with the Arbiter?????

[Onyxknight20]

well i like the general armor

[blizzardtube11]

Lol

[Watching233]

FOOD NIPPLE FTW

[Darknel117]

To guard the grunts mating chamber XD ROFL