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  • SHAME ON A NIGGA

  • i'm just really constipated, do you really want to?..............well now....

    LMAO

  • That woman is so BORING!!

  • I'm feeling a lot of anti-semetism and also anti narrator(ism) in these comments. I feel if this narrator is also Jewish she may want to be careful. All those guys are funny as fuck by the way. How can anyone comment on English speaking comedy by the way, when its clear by their woeful spelling/grammar that it is not their first language? I suppose an asshole is an asshole in any language.

  • Every Artisan News Service video's comments are complaining about the horrible narrator. The narrator's so horrible you have to wonder if it's supposed to be intentional. Why does she keep narrating videos trying make the clip suck?

  • Oh my god that narrator is fucking scary…

  • LMAO. the narrator is SOO monotone its hillarious

  • who evers voice that is should be shot

  • normally i wouldnt mind the bit strict woman type, but this is like she has no emotion, no feeling, only a voice range difering 2 hertz and no soul

    a robo ginger maybe?

  • i think that voice really is a text to speech program, i read somewhere theyre using it now for these kind things

  • lol i love how they mispronounced Jay Baruchel's name lol

  • so monotone!

  • HAHAHAHA they slowed her voice down to make it sound non-elvish. This is the worst narrator, ever and she's on every god damn Artisan News Service.

  • That voice scared the shit out of me. WTF is she like a MILF from the future or something?

  • FREAKS AND GEEKS REUNION

    they just forgot to put franco in

  • @caliente0xo They probably couldn't afford him now...

  • @caliente0xo franco was in knocked up. He was doing a interview with the chick the first time she had morning sickness.

  • lol the voice sounds like microsoft text to speech ;D HAHAHA

  • @motelheads I know right! I could not watch the whole video I almost broke my phone

  • seth rogen, jason segal and jay baruchel were all in undeclared

  • her voice is so unbearable ugh

  • I fucking hate the narrators voice.

  • omg this bitches voice...

  • thumbs up if you watched the movie on EnchantedPictures channel :P

  • Freaks & Geeks lives on.

  • ahhh wtf is up with that bitchs voice

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  • Jay Bah-ru-shell

  • LOL that ladys voice in the background is so fucked up HAHA.

  • "Jay Ba-roo-chul" excellent pronunciation.

  • i fell raped

  • WTF so that hairy dude was martin starrrrrr......wow

  • Woah. Martin Starr is SO different from Freaks and Geeks!!

  • Uhhhhhh...yeah, that's way creepy. Hahahahahah!! Stephen Hawkings wife!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA! Oh Family Guy.

  • i'm gonna murder that bi-atch

  • What's with that woman's voice?!

  • Yea. Major creep factor with the voice.

  • she's definately had a stroke!!

  • Seriously that womans voice was really creepy...who else felt molested via computer?

  • @superbad844 aural internet rape

  • @superbad844 She's so fucking funny OMG

  • remember when jay was on popular mechanics for kids. that show was the bees knees

  • Wow, talk about the most annoying voice over bitch in the industry...

  • i just made the connection that Martin played Bill in freaks and geeks! im so used to seeing him with the glasses!

  • Jason is rocking the goatee :)

  • ARRGH! It actually sounds like Stephen Hawkings wife :|

  • wow Stephen Hawkings actually has a wife???

  • woman's voice makes me want to jam chopsticks in my ears.

  • well, i think Jason Segel is HOT along with Andy Samberg but Jay looks weird with his hair like that but he's funny though

  • all the freaks and geeks cast. :D

  • i kno i didnt now that martin starr

  • God. Jesus Christ the narrator´s voice is so fucking annoying

  • It makes me want to die ='[

  • The song in the Beginning of this video AND OF THE MOVIE, is Shimmy Shimmy Ya by Ol' Dirty Bastard good song!

  • whats the song at the very beginning?

  • its on 36 chambers, wutangs first album

  • its called 'Shame On A Nigga' by Wu-Tang

  • i love leslie mann! i want to be leslie mann when i grow up...

  • Jay Baruchel IS fucking hot, I love him man! :-P SEXY!!!!

  • lol im just really constipated..do you really want to? lol

  • whos idea was it to have microsift michelle as the narrator?

  • LMAO thats what i was thinking. what the hell was wrong with her voice lol

  • hahahahahaha

  • dude ur such a fag leaving me a link to the video u got 13 thumbs up to

  • good shit

  • @Dougolai

    Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • @Dougolai hahahahahaha

  • Is this a robot narrator? One of those text to speech things? It's fucking awful, can't you guys get a damn human being to read these lines?

  • Worst narrator in history for this clip. So monotonous.

  • cant beleive i waisted my time watching that and then typing this

  • minus the retard narrator

    jay baruchel is fuckin hot xD!!!

  • Worst plug ever.

    I was yawning that was so boring.

  • Martin Starr stole the movie,he was so funny!!

  • Footnote: The narrator sounds like she took speech therapy from a portable GPS unit.

  • rofl

  • Her dad is Steven Hawkings sound board.

  • It's funny... as bad as the narrator is, I didn't notice it through the first time. So after reading the comments, I replayed... and she is friggin AWFUL!! I have to chime in.... WHO thought she was a good choice anyhow? She's reading one-liners with the same cadence as if they were all segregated comments. (insert comment #3 HERE) etc... bad bad bad. Great movie though. Rogen ROCKS!!

  • It's Bar-u-shell not baru-chel. Who thought this narrator deserved her job?

  • Whoever she's banging.

  • Who thought this narrator deserved this job?

  • hahaha xD love the narrator voice

  • LOL

  • wow this narrator cant be any more boring

  • the narrator makes me want to drop a PS3 on my nutsack.

  • does no1 else think jason segel looks really different in this movie than forgetting sarah marshall?

  • paul rudd is a quality actor too,

  • the judd apatow crew is the best crew in movie history, not 1 bad movie with these guys

  • am i the only one that thinks jay is really cute?

  • no, he is. but i love jason more !

  • jonah hill is fukin legend

  • this bitch's voice makes me want to stab her.

  • lol, i was just thinking that.

  • Exactly Who is she? And why is she so close to the mic?

  • Staby McKnife says, "hey kids, put me in your enemies"

  • lmaooooo the voice!! sooo bad

  • stipid bitch narrator her voice makes me wanna stangle her

  • she sounds like a robot

  • in every video, everybody comments on the narrator sucking balls. replace the bitch already or tell her to change that monotonous voice of hers...

  • what song is that in the beginning?

  • shimmy shimmy ya by odb

  • wow so much enthusiasm in her voice over

  • the narrators voice ruins every little documentary she does.

  • These computer voices are getting better, aren't they? Which is this one? Microsoft Dull?

  • HAHAHAHAHA OWNED

    she butchered the pronunciation of jays last name

  • the Everybody Loves Raymond line is so true and funny that it is scary.

  • dronnnnnnnning voice. jesus

  • worst. fucking. voice.

  • can she say Jays name right. Stupid bitch.

  • shame on a nigga

  • is the narrator a zombie? seriously wtf is that?

  • LMAO A ROBOT ZOMBIE

  • voice over may induce violence

  • jason segel!!<33 jonah! martin!

    bill haverchuck for pres!

  • This voice over is annoying as fuck.

  • Raven? Hey, haha. Didn't even notice you had commented on this as well.

  • I'd rather watch Maid in Manhattan 3 times in a row than listen to that narrator again.

    Brutal...

  • LOL

  • seth who is a jew will get all the movie offers and if u look closely they mock everyone who is not a jew movies newpapers magazines movies  big money in washington housing inflation war iraq iran lobbyists terrorists fear mccain is liebermans bitch

  • "Seth who is a jew". Well, that jew has been doing pretty good for himself and I doubt it's because of some 'conspiracy'. Maybe because people actually like the movies he is in.

  • UGH I signed onto my youtube account just to express my dislike for this lady's voice. It's horrible and she should not be narrating this at ALL.

  • OMFG I HATE HER VOICE:|

  • Omg her voice is fucking piercing my eardrums

  • i love jason & seth & jay!

  • & martin & jonah!! <3

  • oh my god

    did you just witness your grandmother get hit in the vagina by a sadam?

    your voice is really depressing

  • Seth Rogen is awesome. But that lady who was talking probably has the most boring voice.

  • i know holy shit

  • her voice just makes me want to punch myself in the nuts.

  • lol i know damn haha

  • Seth Rogan so hilarious in all his movies. I can't wait until Pineapple Express comes out. MIA's "Paper Planes" makes the new movie look so good!

  • I completely agree!

  • these guys are fucking awesome

    cool as hell to see so many real friends supporting each other and having fun

    knocked up is funny as fuck

  • why does the narrator sound like she is depressed! i assume you got payed to do that!!!

  • shame on a nigg@

  • i love the old dirty basted song at the start

  • loved it too.

  • martin starr in freaks and geeks, amazingly hilarious

  • Seth Rogan so hilarious in all his movies. I can't wait until Pineapple Express comes out. MIA's "Paper Planes" makes the new movie look so good!

  • They have the same damn narrator each time and it pisses everyone off. Can't they hire ANYONE else? Seriously. It's script reading. You've been doing it looking at this comment.

  • I have a strong desire to kill the narrator. slowly and painfuly.

  • the narrator is rubbish! no passion, monotone.

  • eughhh shitt narrator

  • fucking horrible narrator

  • narrator sounds like a fukn robot

  • what the hell is wrong with this narrator?  i hate it!

  • (0:36)omg that's the dude that was the leading role is "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" wow I didn't even realize that was him in this movie first lol

  • no wait, thats not....nvm...

  • i cant believe thats martin starr, hes changed since freaks and geeks

  • hahaha he was hilarious in freaks and geeks!

  • omg her voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omggggg this womans voiceeee wtffffff

  • this narrator is the wors one ever

    she sounds like a constipated vagina

  • omg not this woman's voice again...

  • Jay Ba-roo_chil?

    it's pronounced ba-ru-shel. Baruchel you ignorant cunt

  • No, the ch is pronounced like the ch in "loch ness". His last name is two words in Hebrew-Baruch (Praise) El (God). No shit.

  • HE actually pronounces it Bare-oo-shell

  • Maybe he can't pronounce the "ch". I mean, I doubt he speaks Hebrew. But that's still the way you're supposed to pronounce it.

  • the narrator sucks.

  • Who hired this shitballs narrator?

    Fire her please.

    Then maybe kill.

  • Most unenthusiastic narrator I have ever heard.

  • seth rogan is in all good movies..u never have seen him in a shitty movie..it just never is gana happen

  • omg I cant stand the narrators voice.

  • cool

  • i just found out. the song i was asking bout is shame on a nigga by wu tang clan

  • Old Dirty Bastard- shimmy shim ya or i like it raw is the first rap song in the movie

  • does anyone know what song this is they rap to in the beginning

  • she sounds like my computer, "Hello, I am Macintosh".

  • did they get a speech program to say this fucking whore couldnt talk up a carrot

  • Yes, sounds like Text-To-Speech...

  • I feel like I'm listening to a death story...

  • What the Hell? She's ****in' monotone!

  • Yes, this woman does a HORRIBLE job. Watch the Christian Bale video and you will want to punch a wall.

  • lol yes she is really irritating...

  • i agree with the dude below my comment.

  • this woman makes me ANGRY ^^.

    But that probably says more about me than about her... :S