Let's Take A Long Look At Last Alert part 2

[jmm1233]

this game kind of reminds me of metal gear from the 80s

[ROBOastronomer]

Man, those snowmen look like they mean serious business. -_-

[mrbigstick]

the snowmen in the docks that look different from the unhappy snowmen with eyebrows because there's less snow and they didn't have the dirty socks to make eyebrows and neutral yet displeased expressions.

[shimazu32]

12:43 - Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! I have successfully combined this man.. WITH AN UDDER

[someonenow1]

"I see your credentials. It says that in 1988, you were promoted to Tank Buster?"

"Yes, sir."

"And what exactly does a Tank Buster do?"

"..."

[lobsopdoy]

@someonenow1 He busts tanks, duh!

[0Z0e0r0o0Zero]

He is the very model of a modern tank buster.

[GeneralOlde]

Ratigan: Mr. Flaversham is an important quest for us too, you know. I can't let him go.

Basil: That makes me want to get him back EVEN MORE!

[Weegee905]

Huh. All these years, I thought snow fell. Thanks to Professor Diabeetus, I now know that it grows!

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

Guy Kazama, what was your relationship with Mei?

[TheStrongBadMan]

No Modern Major General jokes?

I am disappoint.

[Gaiacarra]

Making fun of the slow moving projectiles, seriously? Have you guys never played a game from before 1999 or something?

[TheToast7]

@Gaiacarra Completely accurate and true jokes when you're trying to have fun and make fun of stuff? Have you ever had fun and made fun of stuff?

[Gaiacarra]

@TheToast7 EVERY 2d shooter has bullets slow enough to dodge.

[TheToast7]

@Gaiacarra This is true. However I think they sacrificed accuracy in their humor for whatever is funniest. Besides, it IS pretty stupid to call something moving slower than a bicycle a "bullet."

[fuandon]

Mei, what was your relationship with Rita-*shot*

[Reyson129]

@fuandon

Oh, hello :D Yeah, that joke's gonna get around every RP video isn't it? xD

[JDWtri]

I imagine if you save all 100 hostages you get the secret star, allowing the player to hire Guy Kazama's feelings.

[Kuronji]

12:07

General Red!

I knew the red ribbon army was up to there old tricks! D<

[TheFatty2497]

If we get in there he'll bust us! Hahaha.

[lobsopdoy]

SNOWMAN, HELP GUY FIND MEI!

[PKrockin]

"Colonel Kaddat of Libid"?

Wait a second...

[Anthony3PO]

your president is in another ski resort

[sevenkills]

Ashton Anchors would love this game.

[CommanderMantis]

The music starting at 8:37 is my favorite part of the soundtrack.

[leviathan1173]

Colonel Kadat is from the Republic of Libet, but a little known fact is that Libet is actually a satellite nation of the Meet n' Fuck Kingdom.

[ek180]

5 people did not help Mei.

[Mickothebest]

@ek180 *Yawn*

[WeAreArgy]

Laughed through the whole playthrough

[smpletan]

Man, Guy controls like a fuckin' tank... buster.

[jettythesunfish]

5 people could not become Tank Busters.

[thapoint09]

Tankbusters: they don't just drive the tanks, they put them to the test.

[dangeresque429]

Has anyone else noticed that this marks retsupurae turning into an actual let's play channel?

[RiotShield]

Man, I never realized how these gun and explosion sounds are basically lifted from the Atari 2600.

[UkeaOP]

You guys totally need to do more of these "let's watch longplays". Totally made my weekend.

[dengakutofu]

So after rescuing the president we become the very model of a modern major general. Yes.

[NocturneofSerenity]

Oh my crap, the dialogue is so horrible I'm crying from laughter.

[WhiteTiger225]

That makes me want Lara Croft to get breast cancer EVEN MORE!

[DealWithItInc]

12:38 all i could see was Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[inferno232]

I keep expecting him to upgrade to SUPER SARGENT SHOOTY PERSON.

[TheShadowCookie]

@inferno232

How about this while we are at it: ONE - ONE - ONE - ONE LIFE POINT GONE! SO REAAALLLLLLLL

[MrCadefulp]

They spin around like Snake does in the original MSX Metal Gear.

[fuandon]

For some reason I imagine Guy Kazama just rolling around a giant ball of hostages, Katamari Damachi style...

[MicoDossun]

Pretty soon, you'll upgrade to Paladin and unlock the break the damage limit gun.

[Noodle1423]

5:18 - 5:24 Soldier and Bullet in a foot race?

[0987cheez]

Some one should Retsupurae this.

[MJ1284]

Just hearing Diabetus & slowbeef laughing makes these videos worth watching, everything else is extra :)

[MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons]

Why is it that nobody's jaw moves when they talk?

[kattmataren]

It's not snow, it's white mold.

[lobsopdoy]

Solid Snake...Sam Fisher...Commander Shepard, and now...GUY KAZAMA

[AsdNationProductions]

Sorry mario! The president is in another base!

[LinkinPink99]

Sorry, but your president is in another base.

[chosentonessournotes]

@JasperChalks Why was this marked as spam? This was actually pretty funny.

[Narrator007]

When there's something strange

In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

TANK BUSTERS!

[grendelee]

Colonel Guddhab...of Libid......huh.....

[Brainstrain]

He's as famous man. In that he controls ALL GLOBAL TERRORISM

[PickpocketSan]

"I'm sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another castle."

"That makes me want to get her back EVEN MORE!"

[incredicassio]

TANK BUSTRERS!

[Fishandchipsguvnah]

@12:10 ALL the Terrorists? Really? Even the ones with conflicting ideals? Even the ones with downright diametrically opposed ideals? You're telling me he's behind the Kahanists, the Taliban, the LRA, the IRA, the ETA, the BLA, the ALF, the Aryan Nations AND the people who bomb abortion clinics? Is that REALLY what you're telling me, game?

[charlesmcguffy]

@Fishandchipsguvnah

It may have something to do with a book called "The Terror Network", which also made the same outrageous claim.

[PanickyNine]

11:17 Best Part.

[demonicagent]

I'm convinced that the fake President was Dan Mcneely's younger brother

[Pooky1991]

This sounds like a bad flashgameXD

[SamFromNT]

I'm pretty sure "Colonel Qadat of Libid" is a reference to Colonel Gaddafi of Libya.

[limdul]

Am I the only one who immediately thought about SkiFree when looking at the snow level?

[amurphy245]

i dont know how the hell you guys are so sharp witted,i dont notice half the stuff you point out.

[MadSurge]

I should write a harlequin romance story with Guy Kazama, the boss and the President as the protagonists. But wait! It gets more exciting as the evil twin brother of the President steps into the triangle and disrupts the precarious equilibrium between them! What will happen when the boss runs away with the President and Guy Kazama follows?

[LordCorinth]

the later snowmen were wearing turbans and therefore muslims. oh the kooky 80s!

[tomjamel]

It's a good thing to know that they are indeed bad enough dudes to rescue the president.

[SilverEnchantress]

I watched the entire video on Blip.tv last night. I love how you guys make fun of the ridiculous changes in Guy's class name throughout the longplay.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

I love how Guy Kenshiro has about 4 different guns and they all do the exact same tangelo-scatter-shot everywhere. Really adds to the realism of the game. Just like the retard arrows on the floor of the enemy base and the snowmen running the different terrorist sects in snowy Libya.

[TheBlueWindex]

Mei is the name of the sexy sheep in One Stormy Night.

[bobbyewing311]

LOL! I laughed so hard when the hostage just disappeared when he touched him... God this game is horrible.....

[ShintaLePuppy]

Last Alert: The Soap Opera.

[emperor20]

You guys are the very model of a modern...Colonel.

[posthumanfetus]

I watched the whole thing last night. Sucks that it kept me up until 2AM, but it had me laughing the whole time. Between the laughable voice acting and Diabetus's corny puns, it killed me. I love how Major General is a lower rank than General and the final rank is... oh I won't spoil it.

[steveharley0345]

11:20

That guy is like.. super mutant behemoth size >__>

[penzisasuperstar]

fucking hilarious

[JJ10DMAN]

YOUR LIFE HAS JUST BEEN VETOED.

[ChiriTB]

Out of the recent videos this series is definitely my favorite.

[EinDose]

These voice actors sound like this could be a Retsufrash.

[DorianCairne]

That's one hardy business suit the imposter president must be wearing considering it can apparently eat up the impact of about twenty red baseballs and a couple exploding kiwi fruits.

[kawaiininjakat]

Even though he's from the future, Guy Kazama was clearly the inspiration for the quote "Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?"

[EdmacZ]

SORRY I DONT LIKE ROAST PORK

[SaintsInHell24]

After watching the whole thing I'm convinced that you guys are the mst3k version of video games

[DefenderDT]

You think the hostages are just chilling, it's actually because they've played far too many rail-shooters.

They know what happens to hostages when mad gunmen see them on their periphery doing anything but sitting.

[oliversmoothglides]

THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DESTROY METAL GEAR EVEN MORE.

[inferno232]

@oliversmoothglides NOT METAL GEAR! He and Gillian Seed need to destroy the Snatcher menace!

[EponymousKid]

Now that I've seen the whole thing, I have to say - this really IS like a straight MST. They even mock the credits.

...Hey, you know what would rule? Slowbeef and Diabetus doing the Rifftrax to, say, the Super Mario Bros. movie. Just putting that out there.

Mary-O, excuse me.

[kmoodyblues]

11:18

CUE SLASHFICS

[AstonishingAce]

I'm glad to see you made it safely.

Now, it's time to die!

[somahiru]

Screw Prestige ranks, I want to be a TANK BUSTER

[DarkArtistKaiser]

Loved the Presidential puns XP

[holditnow]

Pretty great voice acting for an NES game, I must admit.

[somahiru]

@holditnow I think it's for the PC-Engine CD

[JanitorAntisocial]

@holditnow

You ain't heard nothing yet.

[EbolaZidane]

I'm pretty sure Final Fantasy 8 stole the idea of a fake president from this game. Seems pretty likely to me.

[BigJuicyx3]

Who ya gonna call? TANKBUSTERS!

[IQbrew]

I've watched all the episodes on this channel, and can only tell slowbeef apart from the rest. Is he in this one?

I wouldn't know.

[Irandara]

@IQbrew Yeah, he's the guy with the higher voice.

[IQbrew]

@Irandara Ah. How Kaizo.

[Urmean15]

THAT MAKES ME WANNA GET HIM BACK EVEN MORE

[BustAcApInCoD50]

Does anyone else think the main character looks like Ash from Pokemon?

[voicerader4]

@BustAcApInCoD50 Not at all.

[ZippAgain]

2:06 Guy's voice went from Fozzie to Fonzie. Huh.

[Demontrigger14K]

I was already laughing when the giant with the rocket launcher showed up, but then the dialog happened. This game is the best worst game I've ever seen.

[GreenGearMood]

Gonna spoil it for you non-blippers. The next promotion is METAL SOLDIER.

[GreenGearMood]

I was slightly saddened to learn that that this wasn't slowbeef actually playing. :(

[heyeveryoneimcool]

TANK BUSTAH

[juicedup14]

wow if only rescuing hostages was that easy in counterstrike

[MrGameViewer]

you know what this game really needs... a chain chomp

[16ktsgamma]

@MrGameViewer That and SNES9x.

[BohepansTheThird]

@16ktsgamma

SNES9x? Not ZSNES?

[GreenGearMood]

@16ktsgamma Aw fuck 9x. Zsnes is the only standard.

[justinbrosam]

@MrGameViewer Just one? I'm thinking more along the lines of three or four... THOUSAND.

[chosentonessournotes]

@MrGameViewer Can't forget a flame thrower right at the spawn points!

[paulwarnstedt]

wait, they say that they are riffing on some dialog-free playthrough of the game, but they are alking like they are playing themself. wuuuut?

[ColonelVile]

This musik so kick ass, where can we find the musik to this game?

[xdjvenomx]

Watched the full thing last night... this is amazing! I really hope you guys do more retsurongpuraes!

[xTzuVenom]

Uh, yea, this is our kids pool ..

[GreatPelicanMan]

If the main threat is a colonel, doesn't that mean you outranked him already?

[ShadowLugiaHemos]

11:24 Oh my GOD, the gay overtones that came from that was EPIC XD

[psylentknight]

11:19 - 11:24: Best part of this,especially how the others crack up at it.

[NoiDontWantFries]

lol the snowman at the dock had a turban.

[pwninator345]

Maybe holes in a dock could be used for boarding submarines, but whatever, you guys are hilarious :D

[EponymousKid]

@pwninator345 They make a lot of rookie mistakes here and there in this (Kadaffi was considered a major threat in the 80s and "marshal" is spelled correctly, guys), but, yeah, largely excusable.

[Neotails8762]

12:07

Who? Sounds like he said something else.

[loltheinterbutts]

the president has feelings too you know

[EponymousKid]

Oh, and the voice acting and boss banter get much worse, too.

[machriderx]

the president is our friend, please stop shooting us.

no he's mine you can't have him

[ThisIsDoubleB]

Your president is in another castle

[thesoul55]

@ThisIsDoubleB

That makes me want to get him back even more!

[EponymousKid]

Also, I just looked it up, and the rank names only get dumber from here on out. I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but trust me, it gets pretty ridiculous.

[kidrobots]

i started watching this last night. then facebook updated and it closed.

[Mast3rFr3aky]

That's it.

GuyXPresident fanfic comin' up.

[EyeInTriangle1]

I rofled so hard this vid XD

[Rogueofmv]

HELP ME, MINA!

[Unclevertitle]

11:25 Guy REALLY wants his almonds!

[jasamdomo]

11:27

LMAO

[EponymousKid]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't buy that Colonel or Major General is better than Tank Buster. I mean, they have 20% resistance to sentries.

I wonder what Mei needed help with?

[MrTurtle1998]

time to BUST SOME TANKS UP!!!!!!

[VGKing]

Upload the whole thing to Youtube, as trying to watch the whole thing causes my Flash plug-in to crash...kinda.

[JanitorAntisocial]

slowbeef and Diabetus must still be drunk, seeing as they're still pretending they're playing this.

[glitchz1]

colonel? Colonel? COLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEL!

[Wanderer2266]

Anyone else notice that when he meets the imposter president, he was sieging heil?

[SamuraiFoochs]

"Nickel Eagle" is totally gonna be a new Metal Gear Solid boss, just watch.

I think it's safe to say that Last Alert man IS a bad enough dude to save the president.

[Moriatti]

Sin-Nihon Laser Soft generally did Turn Based RPGs, though they also had a sidescroller. Though, everything they did was anime as hell.

[AgentMidnight]

I cant wait for the Kaizo ROM hack of this game

[CTerry1985]

I'm loving the repeated Retsuprae sagas.

[shizeninho]

this isnt kaizo enuf 4 me

[McBawse]

Hiding behind logs?

That's so Kaizo.

[ColonelVile]

My snowman is bleeding.

[FaxanaduJohn]

blip isn't working for me, so please don't dally with the uploading of these vids!

[justinbrosam]

I came everytime he leveled up and Slowbeef and Diabetus made fun of it, especially on "TANKBUSTER".

[caleb1117]

Serious Snowman is serious.

[Groudon0199]

"HELP MEI"

Did she try to run to the hospital again...?

[shadowbolt96]

Arctic soldiers, voiced by Vinnie the Virus.

[Lunarvx22]

This game looks way too easy.

[TheorySH]

And now I regret watching the whole thing last night.

Ah, well; can't hurt to watch again.

[FaxanaduJohn]

@TheorySH Hey man, don't RP the LP!

[AdvanceSockem]

@FaxanaduJohn They really need to do a regretsupray.

[ChoosenOneStudios]

@TheorySH I don't regret it. At all. It just means everyday we get reminded, for a little while!

[NeoTStyle]

@TheorySH

Same here.

[NelStone1]

The snowmen are actually the highest ranking officer's there.

[DayBreakization]

These guys can make anything fun to watch.

[Benjeezytube]

YES! Keep these coming, guys! :D

[Lunarvx22]

Wangs