Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt

[ericalovesyou95]

Great new guys, Cleveland is number 13 on a list of 25 most dangerous cities in America! While Detroit was number two! Go Ohio!

[Ronaldo786461]

XDD Geil XDD

[grencez]

So long as Ohio concedes that is sucks more than Michigan on the whole, I am okay with this.

[dangerchrist123]

@grencez But Ohio as a whole isn't worse that Michigan as a whole... At least we matter one out of every four years.

[bigdaddymatty17]

This guy has at least 2 DUIs.....Buy a house for the price of a VCR. Priceless.

[1Jflyer]

i fell out of bed laughing at this

[duckhive]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA 

[raddreamer3kx]

"Fun times in Clevland agaaaain, stiiiiill Cleeeeveland."

[DONGOE]

F**K LeBron!!!

[poniesarecool123]

i like the line at 0:18

[user37818]

hahahahaha love it

[user37818]

hahahahaha love it

[TheJTram]

At least Detroit got Eminem and some decent sport teams that actually wins championships

[theright1allthetime]

Hey has anyone heard? They're doing CONSTRUCTION downtown.. lol

So true...

[JohnLavos]

Video made of pure WIN.

Fuck you Lamar Smith

[wsallard]

LOL. Detroit vs. Cleveland lol. Out here in Bmore/DC stacking paper. Ya'll are broke mean while my wife sitting here saying she has the most access to internet out of any of her friends from Buffalo. Broke. Why is everyone so broke up there? trololololololo!

[TeamJunkSynchron]

so let me get this straight detroit > cleveland?

[wsallard]

@TeamJunkSynchron LOL. I was just thinking the same thing. I want to see detriot's version cuz they just got banged on.

[IBJ57]

Yeah, Detroit is significantly more shitty.

[Paullythegreat]

Saw this on Tosh.0. Feeling historical!

[overbanked]

Cleveland does have Betty White in "Hot in Cleveland". That alone raises Cleveland's appeal level considerably.

[qpdksf5]

I'm from Cleveland and this is ALL TRUE! Every last bit of it.

[TRGwearethe0riginals]

our water so polluted that all our fish has aids XD

[Echaede]

I chose to live in downtown Cleveland because I love my city. Yeah it may have it's bad areas, but there are a lot of amazing things in Cleveland. But I still think this video is hilarious nonetheless, because the flats are truly a ghost town, and I don't drive through East Cleveland for a reason!

[priceoffame]

"Our main export is crippling depression!"

[TheMDizzle87]

Im from Detroit, Ffffffff...FFffff....FUCK U lol

[MenwithHill]

Michael Moore brought me here.

[drcooper11]

You don't understand my clever humour either.

[drcooper11]

Neither be envious against those who work unrighteousness.

[missdarkeyes]

"Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die..." LOL! Never gets old!!!!

[bigdaddymatty17]

You should make one of Miami. No, seriously, you should. That place is the epitome of what a dump is.

[zatoichidblind]

369 people are from Detroit

[UHPhilipA]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

No one who's never lived in Cleveland for any amount of time can truly appreciate this video. It's a dump. For some reason I still live here. And, for some even more obscure reason, I'll be attending college here next year. (University Circle is not a bad place, though...kind of like an oasis in the middle of a desert.) What's wrong with me?

[TheBUCEY]

Second one is better than the first.

[jat5889]

at least they're not Detroit.

[creative36]

This never gets old. What a dump that town is, yeah?

[mvunit3]

hehehe . . .

ANYone ever been to Fontana Calif.? :p

[BobMcdynamite]

@mvunit3 you mean Fontucky? Nothing but lifted trucks and meth labs.

[mvunit3]

@BobMcdynamite - you got it, I was even writing lyrics for my own song :p And dont forget, they hate long-hairs like me and those who live in NICE neighborhoods STILL act like hillbillies :/. . . . at least its not Rialto . . . its not RIALTO!

". . . Everyone looks like a thug and the chicks dig that" :p

[Xbox4lifeperson]

Seems pretty fun in cleaveland...

[jjfjkfjk]

I seriously couldn't stop laughing until the video ended, oh my god!

[sophialialia]

lol love this video!!!!!

[JmariolinkJ]

If I was traveling the country, which cities in Ohio (besides Cleveland) should I avoid and which ones should I consider visiting?

[fruitegable]

@JmariolinkJ

Akron, Columbus, Sandusky

[JmariolinkJ]

@fruitegable visit, or avoid?

[kevtin728]

Youngstown, Canton, Dayton, Toledo, Akron, anywhere in the iron belt. Even Cincinnati is a dung heap. Best bet, avoid Ohio!

[toogood2btrue1202]

369 ppl live in detroit

[Schlittenfahrer93]

Well, at least they're not Detroit...

[MrWatchmen759]

since lebron left Cleveland what is the there economy based on now 0?O

[bigdaddymatty17]

I wanna visit Cleveland. :)

[clevelandrocksdzd]

Awesome.

[Ryderz651]

Well it could be worse, you could be off the U.S. map within 20 years like california... Or have Rod Blajolavich as a governor

[clintonearlwalker]

I typed in "cleveland song not detroit"

[MrMyvince]

Come on people of Cleveland.... You're at least not Detroit!

[AugustLopez]

I bet the LeBron sign is still up, considering they can't afford to take it down.

[Echaede]

@AugustLopez It has been down for the longest, actually ;).

[servprobaseball7]

fuck lebron james



[AngryCblGuy]

Keep coming back to this video. I laugh everytime watch the first one too! Then read the description. If ur not laughing at this ur an elitist hack that probably finds safe network tv to be hilarious still.

[Regginyaga]

cleveland is the number one producer of lebron james

[bigdaddymatty17]

LeBron thought Cleveland was all that bad? Miami is the worst city in Florida and probably the entire East coast. Casinos are not going to solve their economic, corruption and equality crisis.

[MrAntiDK]

Since LeBron left does that mean Detroit has the right to say at least we're not Cleveland?

[sozobo2]

@MrAntiDK

check out Detroit's tourism site, they haven't caught on yet.

[g9x16]

@MrAntiDK no.

[Konnichiwa0bitches]

I love this video!! Ha anything is better than Detroit, Ugh gross Detroit. Now their main export is crippling depression.

[601dude]

this is SO catchy!!

[Regginyaga]

actually we are detroit

[UnderGroundMvZ]

I am from chicago but i live in cleveland and i gotta say its not bad at all and the people from cleveland that agree with this video your the main ones killing the city idiots

[IamAnInvestor]

LOL sad but true!

[MagicJohnsonHasAids]

Now what's your economy based on?

[Buonarr]

wasnt this on tosh? lol

[snuggy4589]

Yes. I want to move to Cleveland now. Because if the main export is depression obviously the main import should be happiness. :D

[moonpie50]

LeBrons the biggest douche in the universe.

[Marinaontheisland]

@moonpie50 he gave Cleveland 7 years of his life, what else did people want?

[onlyoneicouldget]

The shit about seeing the sun 3 times a year is so true.

[UnderGroundMvZ]

@onlyoneicouldget no the fuck its not stop agreeing with dumb shit

[oreo10111]

I'm from Cleveland and it's much better than you make it sound and all cleveland hatred need to lace up

[dogg2849]

This is hella funny 368 people got AIDS from that river.

[bigalbantam]

People from cleveland are pissed off at this video. Be pissed off at the fact your city sucks. There is a reason its called the mistake on the lake.

[bigdaddymatty17]

You show all the worst parts of Cleveland. Show all the worst parts of any given city and I guarantee you it's the same thing.

[luinwenn]

This isnt funny :I

[blckjade05]

@luinwenn your right its hilarious

[Opawhale]

Noone else laughed at this song in my Sociology class except me... I tried to hold it in but couldnt and everyone was looking at me funny :D

[ginathecowmoomoo]

@Opawhale You are the only cool person in your sociology class.

[luxuryproduction]

I'm in detroit...but this is funny!

[joshuatxuk]

and then Lebron James took the jobs train out of town.

[rfbritton]

367 people are from Detroit

[willizle02]

scooby doo ghost town xD

[Byron7573]

im from Detroit and I think this is funny 

[SFEver1982]

GO STEELERS

[JosephSmithPhD]

Im born and raised in Cleveland.... AND I FIND THIS TO BE EXTREMELY FUNNY! I CANT STOP WATCHING IT LMAO!!!!

[G0DKompleX]

"buy a house for the price of a VCR" holy shit snacks thats funny

[TheSoccerKitten]

Every. single. time. I LOL!!

[IBloodSweatTears]

Hahaaaaaaaaa, Main export, crippling depression... Rofl.

[IBloodSweatTears]

Hahaaaaaaaaaa, An economy based on Lebron... Rofl.

[Sal11231]

small question

how do fish have AIDS???

[plankology]

@Sal11231 only if you believe...

[Kakarot1436]

@Sal11231 dirty sex

[MrMrich69]

There not Detroit yet! But give 'em another 10-20 years and they will be. But by that time Detroit will be Somalia.

[Quinnshanklin]

@MrMrich69 Nah, Somalia has a population.

[BuffedPigeon77]

this is all very true XD

[Squexx2011]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!!



[trotskyforever]

no there not deroit this is the best place in the world. we beat hitler

[Logan23z]

I literally lol every single time I watch this hahaha

[skaterdude14b]

Hilarious

[Konstiin]

lol lebron

[how887]

merry x mas bob in cleveland

[kaddyshack94]

My favorite video ever.... seriously

[IamTheMountainMan]

You sir just now have got another subscriber.. Dont stop

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

Aids...

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

IADS!!

[TheOperative2K]

You are so Detroit...minus Eminem.

[zmc30]

lol



[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

FIRE AIDS!!!

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

AIDS!!

[TheNoobbuddies]

Like if Wickedshrapnel sent you...

[GatorTomboy]

hahahah lebron left



[itzTiG3rCLAwzz]

now Miami's economy is based on LeBron James

[Derekrife1]

@itzTiG3rCLAwzz No, Miami still has Disney World, Universal Studios, and Will Smith.

[jackass3563748]

@Derekrife1 Exactly. Which is why its economy is based on Lebron James.

[bigdaddymatty17]

@Derekrife1 Miami has Disney World and Universal Studios? You are thinking about Orlando. And Miami really does suck.

[iDjGio]

@bigdaddymatty17 Nah we got South Beach

[serenadesilhout]

@Derekrife1 lol - you've obviously have been nowhere near Miami

[wolfshozzer]

This train is carrying jobs out of cleveland hahahaha

[Bisiot88]

hahah detroit sucks but go lions

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

Today we watched Capitalism: A Love Story in our economics class; we saw this video and even the teacher cracked up, hehehe....

*laughing out loud*

[Quinnshanklin]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi Wow...I'm surprised your econ teacher was allowed to show that.

[hazeleyednerd]

I'm not Detroit; hahahaha.

[MalchikBlue]

I guess the loan sharks took that seagull's leg.

[ExpensivePepper]

Is that the same seagull?

[Cheetahzfastpitch73]

makes me proud to live next to cleveland- we have our own videos! suck it detroit. go parma.

[magnettoa]

Not being detroit is the best part about Cleveland, Detroit should try it sometime.

[chuquimarca]

@bishopvids this video is funny. But, why are you adding insult to injury? Cleveland, is a city that has suffered at the mistakes of the politicians not the people. But, if you could use the same humour towards other cities like NYC, Chicago, Los Angeles, Boston, etc. They would be funny. Peace.

[ChrisDaboy777]

Cheap VCR

[friedchicken187]

I love how they show a dead fish next to an empty can of Colt 45........

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

FRIGGIN AIDS!!!

[Dwk519]

I thought living in Charlotte sucks

[SpainOneManShow]

Super funny! I rarely find travel videos that make me laugh! check out my channel if you want to find some better places to go on your next vacation!

[remco619mysterio]

child: jeah! fuck cleveland!

mom: you live in cleveland.

child ooh, than fuck detroit !

mom:you where born in detroit

child: fuck!

[OMGodtheykilledkenny]

my grandma lives in cleveland...

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

IADS!Yeah!

[blackopsmaster209]

U should make a video abou San Fran, vagas, Boston, and seattle

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

I wish fish had AIDS

[Akamaru724]

Chuck Norris slowed down in east Cleveland in 1869, think about it.

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

Lol!

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

Even if it's only 2

[TheIsaiahAngrumShow]

Lol I watch this for years

[2c26]

Thumbs up Michael Moore.

[JohnnyLurg]

Michael Moore thinks it's hilarious, so it must be!

[soapinitup]

Do i find hell funny is that what u just asked me. Hay mothafucka u sayin i am going to hell for thinking this song is funny. Well thats the funniest thing i have heard in awhile u fuckin jesus freak suck a fat cock.

[soapinitup]

Its so poluted all your fish have aids everything this song says is funny as hell

[Ludovician1]

@soapinitup Do you find hell funny?

[CreativeGuy]

One of the best videos on youtube.

[koolguy17]

365 people live in Cleveland.

[sephiroth900000]

press 9 for the best part of Cleveland

[JennaGoesMoo]

I know where I'm going for spring break.

[TheBlackPearlJam]

i never noticed the car running the red light at 0:37 haha

[Kaitlyn102798]

Hey, you could be Louisville.

There's like 3 different ways to pronounce that!

[MrShyguy0]

The fish is dead because of the Colt .45. That s**t f**ks you up.

[Dwk519]

Now that Lebron is gone, you're probably worse than detroit

[mauiman2007]

'We're so retarded, we think this is art.' Too funny!

[crumpton4]

Not being Detroit is one of the few things everybody desires...even Detroit.

[Tochy1]

Oh god that " under construction since 1868 " almost made me throw up.

[mystery5741]

last I checked it was the price of a dvd player... god get it right

[juliaisafilmbuff123]

At least you're not Baltimore...

[DetroitTigersFan187]

Lebron James was the only thing that made Cleveland better than Detroit/ now that hes gone, Detroit blows cleveland away

[ccaves6]

What's a VCR?

[SerpantGuy369]

Dude, Detroit is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better!!!!!!

[bighass20]

Im from Detroit but i got respect for cleveland. Its not that bad, i went down there a to see my Lions beat the browns in the pre-season game and the ciity was ok but Detroit is better. Detroit has that big city feel to it, sort of like new york and chicago but cleveland was ok for what it was.

[xtremepatfan1281]

I went to Cleveland and took an arrow to the knee

[HinoteDoragon14]

@xtremepatfan1281 tisk tisk, should have stayed out of east cleveland indian grounds

[puichan100]

i live in cleveland, Cleveland heights to be exact and its getting bad like cleveland im sad...

[donwantstobesedated]

@puichan100 what are you talking about? Heights is the best part of the whole town. It's awesome. Best concerts I've ever seen were at the Grog Shop.

[yuikol14]

I LIVE IN CLEVELAND :D!!!!!!!

This video is so funny! I laughed so hard my body aches now.