I do enjoy a smoke every once and again, but the only thing that invites me to become a habitual smoker is the though that I might develop a deep sexy voice like his.
"There was a little girl, lost many, many miles from home, walking through the woods, late late at night, with the creatures all hooting and howling in the bushes around her, stepping over the roots of trees, and she came to the old stye, and began to climb it, but it broke you see? IT broke and she fell down, but when she got herself up she was alright, and she could see the lights at home, and she began to walk home,
@liddy0253 A large number of comedians reference religion in some way. Russell Howard, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Rowan Atkinson etc, as well as Dylan Moran. Some of them are brought up believing one thing and they have found it ridiculous so are now speaking out against it in a way.
Others just find it a funny observation that they know will get a laugh. Eddie Izzard mentions Catholism and CoE as they are the major two faith systems in England and so most people can relate to it in some way.
he's coasting in this-if you didn't like him already you wouldn't like him because of this. once people make it, they get laughed at whatever they say.
@liddy0253 It's a taboo subject, you tell a comedian what he shouldn't say and he'll say it. XD Still think he is brill, he is like the dark side of the world that he and Eddie Izzard lives on! XD
@liddy0253 because, and not meaning to be offensive but to an outsider most , if not all, of religion looks and sounds ridiculous. but everyone is allowed there beliefs, and thats what's great :D
I do enjoy a smoke every once and again, but the only thing that invites me to become a habitual smoker is the though that I might develop a deep sexy voice like his.
Moonsplosion 3 months ago
"A tall child holding a beer"
So poetically put, and pretty much sums up how I feel most of the time in my now adult life.
DeadWhiteButterflies 4 months ago
"There was a little girl, lost many, many miles from home, walking through the woods, late late at night, with the creatures all hooting and howling in the bushes around her, stepping over the roots of trees, and she came to the old stye, and began to climb it, but it broke you see? IT broke and she fell down, but when she got herself up she was alright, and she could see the lights at home, and she began to walk home,
And a thing ate her.
GOODNIGHT! NIGHT NIGHT.
OptimusGonzoo 10 months ago 15
Heh, child-ren... Bigger and webbed..
TrustYourOwnInstinct 11 months ago
@liddy0253 A large number of comedians reference religion in some way. Russell Howard, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Rowan Atkinson etc, as well as Dylan Moran. Some of them are brought up believing one thing and they have found it ridiculous so are now speaking out against it in a way.
Others just find it a funny observation that they know will get a laugh. Eddie Izzard mentions Catholism and CoE as they are the major two faith systems in England and so most people can relate to it in some way.
NickyLess 1 year ago 2
3 people have no sense of humour
jackmyers12 1 year ago
children go into a room, im going over here
why are you going over there because i have a harmonica
what are you doing with a harmonica
im going to put it in the toilet
why are you going to do that
ENOUGH QUESTIONS , GOODBYE
winterbornwarmachine 1 year ago 10
no touchie touchie, no kissy kissy, you two need lots of sleep, I have many questions for tomorrow.
mokshalovely 1 year ago 11
I'm locking the door now...
xcgxparawhore 1 year ago
3 people had a cage fall down on them
yourdeaths 1 year ago
no kissy kissy, no touchy touchy - i have MANY questions for tomorrow!
HMservant 1 year ago 14
the spaces between the teeth of a comb are called umpernators
BlexxiBlade 1 year ago
@BlexxiBlade Surely the spaces can also be called interstices?
doorwindow7 1 year ago
@BlexxiBlade really?!
ThatsSpiffing 1 year ago
@BlexxiBlade really? O_o
shizumaoo 1 year ago
@BlexxiBlade Really?!?
camisadokiller666 1 year ago
@BlexxiBlade umpernaters*
hell0funkys 1 year ago
@BlexxiBlade okay then, what IS the space under the kettle called. AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN!!!!!
winterbornwarmachine 1 year ago 2
yeah
peanutshooo 1 year ago
1:09 bromance.
aceminator42 1 year ago 6
he's coasting in this-if you didn't like him already you wouldn't like him because of this. once people make it, they get laughed at whatever they say.
pamlawrence1 1 year ago
He's Irish .-. duh? X)
BrokenPuzzle 2 years ago
@liddy0253 It's a taboo subject, you tell a comedian what he shouldn't say and he'll say it. XD Still think he is brill, he is like the dark side of the world that he and Eddie Izzard lives on! XD
DragonObsession 2 years ago 47
"im going to play it....in the toilet"
XD
elizabeth78963 2 years ago 4
that "put" not "play"
greatsayain 2 years ago 12
@liddy0253 because, and not meaning to be offensive but to an outsider most , if not all, of religion looks and sounds ridiculous. but everyone is allowed there beliefs, and thats what's great :D
theSHeinsing 2 years ago 13
he is brilliant... fucking brilliant.
shawdavari 2 years ago 131