We Got Scooters! Ridiculous Local Commercial Deleted Stuff

[DaRealWick]

This is the hardest I've laughed in quite some time. EPIC!!!!

[Hunderworld]

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[MrUlutraman]

those lesbian scooter girls are lovely

[tomroylance]

Put captions on and it never gets what she's saying xD

[motoing32]

...a DBI huh, wonder who gets those?

[motoing32]

Walk in, sit on a used couch, crouch down on a rug, hold up a restroom sigh, look at the half empty display cases...then leave and have that feeling you get when you just went into an incredibly boring store with absolutely nothing of interest.

[JoshMETHOD]

Press 8 to gee dubly eye

[cellochicka18]

Best. Commercial.  Ever.

[EEVEExPARTY]

We used to give a lot of tours to kindergarten classes but we lost a lot of inventory. Now we dont do that anymore.

[EEVEExPARTY]

This store is soo big and the PRICES SO SMALL!

[gthreek]

haah praasis

[boardskins]

Did I just watch the Squidbillies??

[zk1273382]

pause at 0:27 Gwen looks just like a man

[Sheogorath95]

Gidja dee bee eye? What's a DBI? Nothin'

[00cm]

Three cheers for local businesses.

And scooters!

[Phendraana]

100 bucks says Gwen is a lesbian.

[jkeep31895]

what are reactionS?

[7377v]

how the fuck did i end up here and why cant i quit laughing

[mitch3llking]

click 2:13 over and oveeeerrrrrrrr

[7377v]

@mitch3llking 2:15 is even better

[mitch3llking]

@7377v lolololololololol hahahahahaha!!!

[mugwamp4]

"a college professor has calculated that you'll probably die of boredom before you utelise even 10% of our crappy products!!

[LewyGabbs]

Did you get a DBI?

'what's a DBI?'

i dont know.

[rebeccam2]

"what's a DBI?"

[swadish]

lmao 151

[pokeyinla]

Jewelery?  Too funny!

[Freeflow424]

WE GOT SCOOTERS!!!

[Ne0nLobster]

That voice... is that you, Dubya?

[tomp45]

DIJJAGEEDABAYA?!?!

[starfur180]

i accidentally paused at 2:15.... i freaked out when i saw that face...

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

If its legal...we sell it!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! These outtakes rock! I love the guy who says how big the store is, but how small the prices are. Man oh man...

[TheBruT4L1ty]

i want my 2:20 min back 'HIIIII PRICES'...get outta here.''

[GaiashKetoji]

Ok any Morning Stream listeners amused to hear that the "We Got Scooters" quote comes from a Rhett & Link video?

[thehoosierfortheUK]

This makes the Room actually look like Citizen Kane and not just the Citizen Kane of bad movies!

[thehoosierfortheUK]

...and people thought the Room was bad acting.

[Krrjolin]

I laughed myself to tears at 1:53

[Mikel23xd]

bass pro gi joe fucks yea

[MrJKeavney]

I love the way she nods, as if it was for approval @0:55

[OptimusPrimeribs]

I'm attracted to the big woman at the end.

[757maggie]

1:53 OVER AND OVER AGAIN.....

[757maggie]

@757maggie AND...1:20 Over and over and over again...

[whoohaaXL]

Opera Houses.

[ProEdit7x]

"Environmentally conscious, did you lose your license by a dwi? WE GOT SCOOTERS!"

HELL....

YES!

[dylanstritan]

I know these women personally, haha. I live a mile down the road from Bobby Denning.

[prestodaniel1]

0:20 lol.

[hellzBrother]

"Huuhh??" hahaha

[FlamingoKicker]

you still have to have a license to drive a scooter in Georgia. I guess they have looser laws in Texas?

Still hilarious either way seeing a drunk driving a scooter and crashing into a fence and getting all scraped up on the barbed wire

[thadea]

Walk in with bad credit walk out with an item...they selling houses in this market too?

[shadowsoal2000]

Nnng, huh? Grrrrr, Haaa?

[Michael4sk8]

this is painful to watch...

[mkane81]

Cant stop pressing 8!!!!!!!!!!! lady is so wasted, she def gon gita gee dubyaeye!

[MakeupMakesMeeHappy]

I came back to watch this again because I laughed so freaking hard at the DWI part and just so you know, I laughed even harder this time! OMFG!

[jposh707]

Jesus Christ, why didn't they just let that poor woman say DUI?? That's way easier than trying to say "D-W-I" with a Texas drawwwwwl.

[jenkins80526]

Did ya lose your license on a dee dubbaya eye? We got scooters!

Oh yeah, The Morning Stream Is awesome! Turd Monkey! They got a DBI!

[757maggie]

What's a DBI? ..Nuthin.

[DarkSwift2204]

1:52 to piss yourself like i did

[LaughingOutKraut]

@DarkSwift2204 ...or just press 8 over and over again.

[savannahd143]

She sounds like she has a DWI lol Love it

[MisterWordman]

My mind is not with my body.

[kittycatgirl1818]

i liive dwn da street from diis store XD -lol-lovee itt

[xXdelirious24Xx]

did ya ge dubya eye?...

yes, yes i did.

[ryandonian]

didjageedubliyaa?

[xmartixgrax]

Low prices? *shakes head slowly* LOL 1:54

[canek931]

They stopped giving tours to kindergardners because that pedophile talking molested them.

[disastermaster121]

the store is so big, and the prices are so small. MAN!!! lol

[F1matteo]

the sto is so bbiiiiggg, prices so smmawwwlll!!!!!! MAN!

[F1matteo]

DID YA GETTA DBI!?

whats a dbi?

nufffin...

[xRRDIZZLEx]

27 people gee-doubly-eyed

[Dan00bindahouse]

@xRRDIZZLEx - Lol. I was gonna say that. XD

I heard it as "Didja gee-duba-yai?"

I was giggling to hard to hear it, though.

[CSFLChampion]

ya get a dubya too?....we got scooters!

[zombieroboy]

DIJA GEE DUBLEE EYE??

[CameronIRL]

DID YOU GE DUBLE EYE?

[757maggie]

The store is so big. But the prices so small!! Dee-dubya-eye HUH!? Awesomeness...

[wrestlingluva]

did-ja-gee-dub-yuh-iiiiiiii?

[smargster]

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHH

[Archiefan61789]

Hahahaha laughing so hard!

[hypershadow87]

HUH??? HURRRRHHH??? HRRUUUUHHH???? KAMEHAMEHAAAAARRRRRRHHHH??????

[frumpy10182]

We GOT SCOOOOOOOOOTERS seven of those O's are silent but she needed to say them anyway

[bassoonplaya08]

Didja gee dubyaeye?!

[Lizee368]

@bassoonplaya08 LMFAO!!!!! hahahaha

[highvelocityyab]

@bassoonplaya08 i wish i could play the bassoon

[battaswing77]

oh my god...

[Neo11matrix11]

2:13 sounds like taking a dump hahaha

[SUBMARINE2005]

Oh crap thats just funny as hell "did you get w i " lamp

[speedyspooley]

@ 1:54 "Dijja-gee-dub-yah?"

[mabryusmc]

@speedyspooley hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­a oh my sides hurt

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

...

I don't get it.

[THEMOSTARINGME]

"didya gdubyi!" lol

[setemupdabomb]

Did you get a DBI?

[MrFukinfantastic]

FUPAAAAA

[ringoffire631]

"The store is so big, but the prices are so small!!!"

Awesome line!

[Brandtalones]

Shazam!

[profjaykay]

black guy hahaha

[OmarMetalcore]

oh, gosh! the ladies LITERALLY had laughing out loud! d:

[CollinsFilmsV2]

Ah i know these people how embarrassing

[spuddy83]

@Cryptospuridiom Man not another one of those unoriginal thumbs down comments.

[brookexohxsnap]

ahahahhah <3 the ending

[apc367]

Did you get a DBI!?

[footykid98]

uuuhhhhh



[TheFunnyHoss]

Dwi?

[Ne0nLobster]

The man's voice at 0:55 is so haunting...

[Abetterworld117]

"This is such a big store. But the prices are so small!"

[curtiscrush]

hilarious !

[tpenney1902]

LOL @the dwi comments HAHAHAH

[CJCJPC23]

Interesting looking people right there.

[cohenfs]

Love it!

[zombieroboy]

didja getta diba-- ...i quit.

[GalaxyBlasterX]

DIJA GEE-DUBYU-EYE?

[SdubFball55]

I am ashamed of my town

[owen6150]

What is the name of that store what's the location and did you air that on tv

[theClaudia180]

"I can't even think today, my mind is not with my body" XD

[nozredna]

I quit !!

[megahappypinkskitty]

"if it can be sold legealy,we sell it!" XD

[Kanohispider]

Please do realize that "DWI" stands for "Driving While Intoxicated", which is more specific that DUI. You could be driving under the influence of wanting corn extremely badly.

[NSEALs101]

They meant to say DUI, OMG, these ppl are stupid!!!!

[psychomafioso]

@NSEALs101 lol you make me laugh

[zombieroboy]

I love the various "huh??" 's at the end. xD

[sonicrings3389]

1:00 is that a (not trieng to be racist) Mexican

MAN doll?!?!

[Tim92G]

1:54 I died

[whatamiwatchingthis4]

@Tim92G indeed, roflcopter!

[ohbor]

@Tim92G fuckin aye 1:54

[setemupdabomb]

@Tim92G Freakin' hilarious... 

[liesje9876]

porn voice

[Tripo1iSamson]

Ist dis eine Shite still in NC?

[mareemiller]

love it!

[flippityflop1975]

0:43 OMG his voice seriously creeps me out

[alexhotmale]

thut wun eh-ffend nuh-bedee

[MrIzzyify]

HAIII PRYCUSZ?

[kristenrenee38]

oh my gahhh! i live here, well in neighboring town, but i work 5 seconds down the road from here! and i know these people in the video haha come visit buddy's jewelry one day, it's on the same street :D

[swantonist]

You're supposed to get attracive women to sell your stuff, not old people, jeez.

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

huh?

[campbanana726]

Low prices?

...uh...HUH?!

[shawnatriplesix]

these people seem socailly awkward, hmm?

[jaberwocky6669]

@shawnatriplesix You must not have ever been to North Carolina? 98% of native North Carolinians are socially awkward.

[trancemusique15]

High prices?!!! heh? XD

[clustro]

holy shit

0:17 bulldyke escaped from cage

zoo police SCRAMBLE!

[Cones247]

Hahahaha Winston does a weird burp/pig noise at 0:32

[Hanke527]

whispering man about kindergartners is a little creepy haha

[Inevae]

"I can't even think right now...my mind is not with my body."

[MyInnerPerson]

LMAO at 1:06-2:04 those ladies were hella funny

[MrCG35]

At 0:44, it sounded like they went and hired Marc Norton. Plus, he was talking about credit. I think we can count on it!

[Jake4595]

1:18 i was hoping that she would smash or break some chairs with the "high prices" word written on it...

[TheGarcia350]

lmao pills and salves...WTF? some sort of flea market "Over-the-Conter" they have there XD

[Cratchitt]

HUH??!!

[Ignore14]

i love local commercials

[NielsShoe]

did-jya gee dub-lee eye = We sell scooters to drink divers.

[USMC82334]

We got scooters!! haha

[Charzizzle]

didja get a DBI??!

...what's a DBI?

Nothin'.

I lol'd

[MrSpockify]

High prices, HUH?!

 LMAO

[JohnsonA01]

HHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH !!! LMAO

[JohnsonA01]

high prices, HUH ? lmao  funniest thing i've ever seen. it's a classic

[niceguy999918]

They could of got Jessica Alba but she got beat out by her

[mreldoctore]

DWI...WHAT

[odcs2010]

@mreldoctore driving while intoxicated

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

i think she got a DBEEEEYE

[sillydillydokieo]

i want to kill everyone in this video with a shovel

[phryedbanana]

I love the two old ladies. "You sho' that won't offends nobody?"

[zee339]

poor ladies, too much pressure! Awesome commercial though

[jessicapotter76]

Makes sense that it's from NC. I live in a small town in NC, and everyone talks like that around here. :D Didja deedubbya eye? Lol.

[Bam294]

ha prices, huh?

[rrt5029]

store so big...prices so small...

[Dabalzak]

Damn that's fun and funny

[matt9908]

1:53 whats a gee dubbie eye LOL hard so funny

[matt9908]

1:53 gee w i LMAO that was to much I laughed until I cried

[lago4]

Wow, that lady in the red shirt speaks exactly like a black woman.

[corey12001]

LMFAO

[corey12001]

Now I know where 2 go 2 get a scooter if I have a DBI????

[misskittymeow]

BAHAHA! those ladies are so funny! 1:13 i couldnt stop laughing :)