Aqua Teen Hunger Force: ATHF Movie Etiquette

[XxXKiNgoFdArKnEsSXxX]

His drumsticks look floppy towards the end...

[MrSirwidebottom]

Best fuckin intro ever. Dont like it? Walk out, we still have all your fuckin money!!!!!!!!! Thank you mastodon

[cloudboy123]

lol i came here because of bonds beyond time abridged

[Idcidancecool]

they sad nothing about my phone tho lol

[pharmanimal89]

RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!

[unitmaster38]

finally a company that infringes on it's own copy rights. Someone call youtube so this video can get pulled and re-uploaded a million times.

[billzeking]

This really gets their point across.

[Theevil6ify]

I REALLLY regret not seeing this in theatres. I can't imagine how much people were laughing

[andomlogin]

i remember first seeing this, this is one of the best intros to any movie i have ever seen. ever.

[Emandudeguyperson]

LMFAO, "don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to"

[emerica716]

6 people now dont have wives because they sold a copy on Ebay.

[JMEmls]

u can't beat my meat for a special treat!!!!!

[Torterra625]

@JMEmls Sucking on me is really neat!

[Torterra625]

I work at a Marquee Cinemas at my town, we NEED to start showing this in every theater!

[Torterra625]

Hell YES I'm going add this to my favorites!

[EliteElment]

Lets all go to the loooby

[rickyleadguitar]

IF I YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS MOVIE, SATAN ILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS INTO SNAKES!!!!!!!

[alcoa77]

Remember, don't pull your penis out unless you REALLY need too...indecent exposure is a class 2 felony...

[KpSpiritedAway23]

Censored.Really?Oh gah!! I've never heard the word FUCK...thank you Congress for shielding me..

[OgreMECH]

@KpSpiritedAway23 Hey, Adultswim, this isn't FUCKING TV. You can say FUCK on the Internet!

[Torterra625]

@OgreMECH It's MUCH funnier censored

[Dab11082]

The initial look of concern on their faces.

[itstheserpent]

pick up line of the year.

"Sucking on me is REALLY neat!"

[Godfather91290]

I really, REALLY want my theater to play this before every movie. Not only will all the metal hating faggots leave after seeing this, but the ones that do choose to stay will be so frightened (since metal scares them like the pussies they are) that they will obey all the theater's rules! And the movie will be more enjoyable for me and my friends! See, it's a win-win situation!

[TomWaitsforthebus1]

i got really high and watched this before I took my ACT and still made a 24..

[2Dtehelitehnewb]

I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

[MadamKimmie]

This was made for the big screen.

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

ill beat ur meat hotdog

but i will not suck on u soda

[mastermega8]

I would pay movie theaters to make them play this at the beginning of every movie

[IBlameTheDruid]

F**K THE CENSORS.

...ah s**t.

[Hakudohshi]

This is the best copyright protection.

[jeffreybubblez7]

Isn't the music played by Mastadon?

[Wemyss333]

@jeffreybubblez7 yes yes it is

[Dano84]

@jeffreybubblez7 yes it it

[FrankiMunez]

Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to. Oops, I accidentally raped you. :p

[ItsMee602]

I love the funny headbutt to the Hot Dog XD always makes me laugh XD



[Torterra625]

Download please?

[QuickeAndDirty]

Yaaaaa Film Vault!

[TheBaehrClan]

Why isn't this shown at the beginning of every film?

[Torterra625]

@TheBaehrClan I know, right?!

[xxxblizzardxkingxxx]

epic-ness starts at 1:00

[xxxblizzardxkingxxx]

lol i sang along in the theaters xD so did my friends and a few others most people were like the fuck? cause half us metal heads were singing along and the other half were headbanging xD twas perfect as hell

[Couldnotdisplayname]

2:11 Gumdrop reminds me of Vegeta for some reason

[moviemaker4678]

i was 8 years old when i told my mom i wanted 2 go c this movie when the intro ended she said we r going come out this theater with a happy face

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

i saw this on a firsxt date :3

[Gjkl345]

Ohhh so that's where the Yugioh opening game from

[ladiesman19100]

2:40 haha the bass player is doin the solos

[gotegenks]

The green guy is a pickle i think

[TurkeyTuck]

@gotegenks

Gum drop.

Why would they sell pickles at Movie Theaters?

[gotegenks]

@TurkeyTuck They sell em at the theater i go to.

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@gotegenks He's actually a gum drop. lol

[Aintevenworriedadam]

violate these rules and i will do what they said to do



[scienceofseth]

The Green guy is a Gum Drop.



[J88Wolf]

Can someone tell what the heck that green thing is?!?!?! >_O

[tattleboad]

one of the great movie intros of all time

[Mrinstantinduction]

iam never going to the movies again

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

Holy ass I almost can't handle this right now.

[l3054]

they should play before all movies in all theaters everywhere

[flubber342]

I want to eat more gumdrops now!

[TimothoNuva]

Time Warner should put this in all their movies!

[LowOpsHipHop]

ill break into your house and RIP-YOUR WIFE-IN HAAALFF!

[soundninja130]

Aaaaaaaaarggg!

[MetaITV]

my mom always wants to know what happens when i watch a movie, i know im not the only one here

[TheTechBite]

shit! so thats why shes torn in half.. thanks for taking care of her for me so im not charged with murder lol

[TheNerdunderground]

I'm gonna show this to my kids so they can learn manners

[Humanoidbeast6666]

@TheNerdunderground Good idea. ^~ I'm sick & tired of parents let kids be bad and stupid these day in this generation anyway. O_O

[SolidSnnake]

this was so dope in theaters, when mastodon started playing all the metalheads went ballistic! headbanging and freaking everyone else out hell yea

[BertoR88]

My first exposure to Mastodon.

[ahfT42]

i saw this in theaters. it was the coolest opening ive ever seen

[Brockpissnipples]

this should just be called "linoleum knife"

[SkullHarvest1987]

your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs. take your baby into the street and run it over after the show.

[Decelerated]

Brilliant!

[123Ureadthishah]

1:00 for multiple orgasms

[123Ureadthishah]

This was more epic than Chuck Norris

[123Ureadthishah]

Time Warner DOES NOT F@G AROUND

WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR F*CKING MONEYYYY

NOW CLEAN UP THE GODDAMN STAGE B!TCH

[kamikazeekemler]

Not King Diamond, Mastadon.



[CodyLHowe]

I love how he headbutts the hot dog lol.

[stitchesinmyeyes]

.....I feel bad for anyone in the theater who had their baby with them xD

[slashsteel1ss1]

why don't they put this in the precommercials in the theatres than showing the crappy commercials about housing.

[TheSuirad]

i think they want us to follow the rules.

[MrEvanbooker]

LOL is that king diamond?

[6XstringXsamurai]

@MrEvanbooker hahaha king fucking diamond lol! 99% of people will have no clue who that is. that is awesome

[freakofevolution]

MASTODON!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

[tharailwaydra]

"be considerate to others or i will bite your torso, and give you a disease!"

thats epic......

[Qrimsinn]

what kind of food is the singer? i guess it doesnt really matter cuz this is a fucking awesome song!!!! they oughta play this before every movie!!!!

[blackmagikTheGhost]

@Qrimsinn a gumdrop candy

[DavidAHawk]

@blackmagikTheGhost you sure? i thought he was a lump of icecream or somethin lol

[fingersmcoy]

@blackmagikTheGhost thats one pissed off gumdrop. lol.

[SergeantBagel]

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

[outurk2002]

LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!

[pyroman645]

I have this on my MP3.

:3

[dielikethat]

"Did you bring your baby ? Babies don't watch this.Take the seed outside! Leave it in the streets.Run it over after the show!" Fuckin' Classic !

[nigeltheoutlaw]

Aaaaaaarg.

[85xorn]

awsome XD



[ravner1976]

when i saw this at the Alamo Drafthouse, i howled.... its perfect!

[MeanT241985]

@ravner1976 Alamo Drafhouse! Best theater period.

[Myfriendfats8]

best part of the movie BY FAR

[jrock455]

THIS NEEDS TO BE ON ROCK BAND!!!

[Beast9894]

screw the critics. this movie was perfect

[BakRU84]

I really need to pull my penis out.

[Beclocs]

Watched this movie opening night. At the end of this song, the whole theater was screaming like we were at a concert.

[TheChibiFan]

this is funny shit! Mastadon did this if im not mistaken.

[tonijeffmarc]

Two people were caught making out...lol

[thychaos]

@tonijeffmarc youre not funny, retard.

[tonijeffmarc]

@thychaos Wow.....can we say troll alert?

[thychaos]

@tonijeffmarc not a troll, just telling you youre an idiot for that comment.

[attila518]

I listen to this song atleast 5 times a day. I can sing it in my sleep. Srs. My friends say I sing it in my sleep. Dont know mate, I just really like this song.

[TheLWRC]

somebody tab this out

[Varcolic]

This is a weekly watch for me lmao Yes!!

[alow412]

everyone cheak out this aqua teen hunger force beat i made and rapped too! Superfluous - Cotton Candy King (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

[imlatinoguy]

I love the Pretzel, Gumdrop, Junior Mints, Nachos. Did anybody think the future lyrics would of been at 2:02. Did you bring your baby?? Babies don't watch this! Take your seed outside! Leave it in the streets! (then) To dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[jenksmaster]

Great job!

[alinictri]

two people obviously have no sense of humor.

[awesometjdude]

0:55 was awesome

[awesometjdude]

0:45 was awesome

[awesometjdude]

0:35 was awesome

[mrblastie]

damn, that pretzel can really shred

[LettuceB3]

most awesome parody song ever made two jesus thumbs up that was amazing

[MojoCobo]

2 people made out.

[glock164]

i disliked this because it as edited. What was the point of making an unedited movie, if youre just going to edit it later.

[THEGODFATHEROFJAZZ]

1 person pulled their penis out

[bluefox164]

@THEGODFATHEROFJAZZ tfu no thumbs up comments is getting old.

[kreator989]

i looked it up and they said mastadon did this but it sounds like way to much like king diamond or 3 inches of blood

[smile678]

don't pull your penis out unless you really need to

[mudkips99]

ha theres no dislikes!

[88ratjake69]

@mudkips99 Actually now there is, 1...

Whoever disliked it got they balls dissolved.

[withbloodcomesalex]

take the seed outside haha this was great

[wadaledu]

indecent exposure IS a class 2 felony, I promise.

[LtSurge659]

RUN IT OVER AFTER THE SHOW!

[DjBlueShot]

SUCKING ON ME IS REALLY NEAT!!!

[Ryan9727]

DEATH STARE TO HEADBUTT!!!!!!!

[rilo2009]

mastodon should open their shows with this

[CrackeTheSkull]

I am everywhere at once and I will cut... you... up!

[JesseQuintana]

@unpurethought lol :]

[Abnormalproductions2]

I went to the rocky horror picture show last night and they played this before the show it was one of the best things to happen to me in a long time.

[holbrooke7]

@Abnormalproductions2 They occasionally play this before Rocky Horror for the cast I go see, too. It's perfect.

[JesseQuintana]

I always thought it was aqua team hunger force. Not aqua teen hunger force. BIG FACE PALM! :( I'm so pissed off.

[RandallPStudios]

This equals awesome!

[shanktiamapimmel]

"I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!"

[mysterioso2006]

You know, I'd buy this song as an MP3, if I didn't have to buy the whole album to get it. How stupid.

[mysterioso2006]

I think Satan has possessed my soul. I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS

[MightierToaster]

First time I saw this, I was high in theaters and ended up gasping for air on the floor laughing, and to this day it's one of the best things ever made.

[xXSPARKUSXx]

What would they consider under the circumstances "Unless you really need to?" for pulling your penis out?

[tractorp2255]

i wouldnt buy an alienware computer just because of their ad.

[zan25051]

that was so FUCKING AWESOME!!

[espada323]

I DEMAND THAT EVERY THEATER SHOW THIS BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS! WHO'S WITH ME!!! (P.S. I'd rather watch this 2:56 clip then twilight ANY DAY)

[iminthisvideo]

@espada323 They actually showed this when I saw "The Town" at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, although some of the more offensive parts were cut out.

[espada323]

@iminthisvideo Thanks for replying. By the way, watch the actual movie if you haven't already. Especially the bonus features if you have the DVD

[32sponge]

some guy in the theater scramed out HA! at 0:21

[MyKira666]

sweet

[Joker80808]

on bassest, WTF?

[eliteturtle47]

if i see you videotaping this movie satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles!

[Judothrow5]

@eliteturtle47 And turn your guts into snakes.

[wotaj]

HOLY $**t! =O

[keimica]

i

will break into your house and tear your wife in half

[DeathNoteMaker]

One word...Epic! XD

[ViolinPro88]

"dont pull your penis off unless you really need to!"

hahahah!

[usernamessuck1122332]

sucking on me is really neat

[slamma009]

one word. eargazm

[king7299]

Mastodon

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

don't put your penis up, unless you really need to!

athf = genius

[greekperson0305]

This was the only good part of the movie.

[abaldkj]

do not explain the plot.. my fav. part besides your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs

[LLPSGTknox614]

So pwn.

[JeffHouck1]

Childrens Hospital looks WAAAAAAY better that Scrubs! Haha!! xD

[trupking]

never thought the phrases "be considerate to others" and "satan will rain down your throat with hot acid" would appear in the same video. When i saw this in theaters i nearly shit myself in laughter

[Mynameismewtwo]

@trupking me too

[knvo]

@trupking i think we all did

[Rhyth7]

'Did you bring your baby?!? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside!' I wish more ppl would follow this rule.

[2dfangirl17]

@Rhyth7 I know! Me and Boyfriend went to see the rite and a woman brough a bunch of little kids and one baby! >.<