@djoles94 No, but being a dipshit gives the bartender the right to inform you of your stupidity through ANY means necessary.
Most "service" workers are paid for putting up with stupid people. You call them lazy, so i'm going to feel comfortable going out on a limb here and saying "You've never worked a day in your life. As a child, your parents paid for everything, and you refer to people that actually have to do real work as 'Lazy' because they weren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth."
@djole94 and that's why we have this little trick for assholes like you....you may think your drink actually has alcohol in it but the truth is there's barely any and to make you think that there is, just pour a little down the straw so it's the first thing you taste...lazy? I work anywhere from 10-12 hr shifts on average...on my feet the entire time and smiling while dealing with arrogant pricks like you & btw, we only make tips but if you're good, I've made on avg $75K/yr and more
looooove their frozen kool-aid! At some point it becomes comical. It's like they gather in a group meeting where they decide they aren't going to tip as a whole. Makes it way too hard not to stereotype! If it weren't for overtippers and other service industry customers, servers and bar tenders wouldn't make any damn money.
I'm sure. Before service industry I wasn't the best tipper but I at least tipped. TIP YOUR GODDAMN SERVERS AND BAR TENDERS, ITS HOW THEY PAY THEIR BILLS! If you can't afford it then serve yourself at home. Check out the video on YouTube "why da fuck I don't tip". It's people like that and white trash rednecks that keep this nation racist. White trash rednecks don't tip either, I just don't have to deal with them as much. That's my exact clientele almost every weekend night lol, and they looooo
bc they know they aren't going to get tipped by them. Also when people come up and ask "what da best one?" my answer of course is "I don't know what the hell you like, everyone is different!" Another is being asked what beers you have, so you list them and then are asked If you have beers that weren't named. Why would I not tell you about that beer and keep that info from you? NO we don't that f-in beer or I would've named it dipshit! I should stop bc I could write an entire novel about this I'
like 90% of them. So busting your ass for a group of people who feel they are the most deserving of any and snap at you, bang on the counters, say essccuuusssse me non stop in your ear, then on top of that decide not to tip you? Yea that gets really old really fast and will put a bar tender in a bad mood really fast.. Especially when you're making $2 an hour. It's really bad when black people who work service industry come to my bar and tell me even they won't serve a table of black people bc t
I use to think bar tending was easy as well before I started doing it. Yes making one drink is easy, but it's taking multiple orders making multiple drinks all at the same time and non-stop for 5-9 hours non stop that makes it tough. Not to mention dealing with the public is not easy either especially when they are drunk. Mostly for me though and because I work at a daiquiri bar and black people evidently LOVE LOVE LOVE daiquiri's, what makes it so annoying is that they don't tip AT ALL! well l
bartenders... you guys are fucked up. You think your job is hard, try working as the security who has to fix your fuck ups. And cheer the fuck up cunt.
@fuckutube15 the fact that you even asked this question tell me a few things...you have never worked in the service industry, you dont frequent bars aka amature, and/or you have no idea that you are a beatdown. Most bartenders are pretty good at reading people because we do it everyday. I can tell you this, if every bartender you meet is pissed off the problem lies with you and not the bartender.
@fuckutube15 Some people just have a chip on their shoulder. On the other hand, when your job requires you to deal with drunk assholes for 4-6 hours every day, eventually you start to assume everyone is a fucking idiot. It's not right, necessarily but sometimes it's inevitable.
@fuckutube15 then u are going to the wrong establishments!!! We are not all assholes right off the bat. Even after I have a bad experience w one customer, cant carry it on to the next!!!
@fuckutube15 To answer your question. we have probably dealt with a whole load of idiots before you come to the bar, it's kind of like combat fatigue, we're sorry if you feel maligned, but we're tired and overworked and underpaid. Peace my friend, nothing personal
I cannot freaking believe I never knew about this series until a coworker told me the other day (I mean, look at my screenname, I'm supposed to know about these things, but apparently, I'm an idiot).
Ever since, I have spent hours watching these over and over. Hysterical, and damn, do I ever wish I could do this shit at work!
I love them all, but the Mojito one is my favorite! If you're a bartender, you know why!
@ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE I get it now...you just some foreigner who uses the internet to threaten people because he is too afraid to do it in real life...I said it before Ill say it again. You are a very sad person who needs to seek help.
there is at least one bar here in Vegas that has a restricted liquor license and only serve beer and wine. so i guess the first questions "no" would be with out sarcasm.
well,its all better when some american anoing come to your bar ask for a tap water,and say: Can i have a shot of tequila because im american "for free"
after years i've been learn about american, they are really really anoing,
Sorry if my english is not to much to explain what i mean.
this go to Holms - black velvet, blooody cezar, cinderella? WTF? no one bartender should know your other bars cockteils ffs. there are classic cockteils - and bartenders know them. but not your fucking fantasy drinks. and dont shit about europe - come to me and ill show u service every time when u wont be able to speak in my language
I serve at a bar and someone asked me if we had mixed drinks, and I quoted this video perfectly, my coworkers and I couldnt stop laughing when i told them
Other classic moronic patron moments... when a customer is sitting directly in front of your tap line and asks "what kind of draft beer do you have?" ...or my personal favorite..... and clearly a patron you have never seen before...." Let me a get a beer and a shot!" as they sit down....
This is my favorite! Or when they ask you "What kind of drinks do you have?" BITCH, THERES OVER 100 BOTTLES BACK HERE, DO THE MATH, THATS OVER MAYBE 5,000+ DRINK COMBINATIONS! I'm not gonna sit here and name a shit load of drinks until one sounds appealing to you...
Jesuriah I agree with all your grips but one. I don't see anything wrong with asking what is good on the menu. People just want suggestions, besides its part of your job and that is why you get a tip. If you don't like it find a new profession.
dude normal bars doesn't have menus at all.. you can tell to bartender...to give drinks which he thinks will be fine, then if he is really good bartender he will give you a drinks what you need the most and that moment just by looking at you =)
First off, what's a 'normal classical bar'? Secondly, why would I read wiki about bartending when I've been doing it for 6 years? And lastly, why all the fucking smiley faces?
I've been in many EU countries... there are lot of bars with "heave doors" [you must understand this] , bartender knows coctails and drinks history... they chatting to their clients all the time.. and everywhere I was , was pretty much the same.. ofcourse this kind of bartenders is unique.. most of bar knows not more then 30-50 coctails.. nobody could offer to me a "black velvet" for example.. "bloody cezar" or at least fcking "Cinderella" (to my girlfriend..)
This is definitely my fav. In the industry for almost a decade, bar for 5. I make jokes with freinds all the time. The best is when i get the "make me something good". I have 3 drinks i specifically made to taste like complete ass but look pretty. thats $9 please
I've encountered this same situation so many times. People see racks of liquor and ask "Do you guys make mixed drinks" or see a draft line and ask "Do you guys have beer on tap". This is the reaction every bartender wants to have. Thanks Generation Awesome... you guys read my mind.
I work at a martini bar, and there's no taps, people come in and ask how much a pitcher is. We have like 60 bottles of vodka on display in the middle of the bar, and people ask us what kind of vodka we have. We have a menu with drinks on it and people ask us "What's good on the menu?".
I don't understand how these people live their day to day life sometimes.
I've probably asked a few of these stupid questions. Maybe we're new to the area. Maybe we don't see very well in dark venues. It's almost certain it's our first time in your establishment--So I would suggest you cut us some slack.
And I get by just fine as a Consulting Engineer for a Project Management firm.
"I've probably asked a few of these stupid questions"
Probably, but so have I, so has everyone. If you walk into my bar though, it's blatantly obvious that we don't have draft beer. If you walk into a car dealer's show room, and ask them what's for sale, it's essentially the same.
Anyone would understand if it was a dark venue and you couldn't see the selection, but personally I don't work in caves. Business 101 says you should have a good display of your products. If there are plenty of liquor bottles lining the shelves, it's a safe bet the establishment serves mixed drinks. If there's a draft line with 20 beers on tap, then yes, draft beer is on sale. First-timer status only gets you so far if you're not legally blind!
I have never gone out of my way to be rude to customers, but there is only so much slack you can cut people, and it's an eye-roller when someone asks you to state the obvious. Like jesuriah said, you don't walk into a car dealer's showroom and ask them if they sell cars.
You missed the point. You wouldn't walk into my firm and speak intelligently about anything engineering-related. The difference is, I would give you slack.
But by all means, do be king of your little kingdom. Wouldn't want to take that away from you.
Man.. ya'll trippin'..The girl was a dumb-ass 4 askin' all those obvious dumb-ass questions and recieved sarcasm at it's best..This shit is hilarious!!
Why don't you tell us all about those "golden rules of service", Ice Cream Boy.
How many sundaes did you serve up today? Was it Free Blowjob Fridays??? Handing out the Chocolate Dips and blowies with a smile, right pal?? Yeah..I'll bet!!
oh please, share with us the recipes for erm, a mojito, a singapore sling, an aviation, a dreamy smokey martini, a moscow cosmo, and then hmmm maybe then....we might think you have a memory and intelligence :D until then, fuck up :D
Lol!
madsketcher 2 months ago
@djoles94 No, but being a dipshit gives the bartender the right to inform you of your stupidity through ANY means necessary.
Most "service" workers are paid for putting up with stupid people. You call them lazy, so i'm going to feel comfortable going out on a limb here and saying "You've never worked a day in your life. As a child, your parents paid for everything, and you refer to people that actually have to do real work as 'Lazy' because they weren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth."
claytonguerry 2 months ago
so being a bartender gives you the right to be a fucking douche ? thats why i never tip you lazy ass motherfucking bums get a real job
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@djole94 and that's why we have this little trick for assholes like you....you may think your drink actually has alcohol in it but the truth is there's barely any and to make you think that there is, just pour a little down the straw so it's the first thing you taste...lazy? I work anywhere from 10-12 hr shifts on average...on my feet the entire time and smiling while dealing with arrogant pricks like you & btw, we only make tips but if you're good, I've made on avg $75K/yr and more
MsBeccaLeigh 2 months ago
@MsBeccaLeigh cool story bro. tell it again. now make my drink :)
djole94 2 months ago
Happened to me in a bar 2 months ago:
random chic: apple and lime, are those the same thing?
me:...............................
I swear, some people are truly amazing
JokerFacccce 3 months ago
it is like..have u got a toilet in here??..naaaaaaaah!! we piss in the corner!)))
raydeck 4 months ago 2
ahahah
CDNKushOnly 5 months ago
hahahahahaha
doctordrizzay 5 months ago
18 people are related to Rodney King
TheMgmt420 6 months ago
looooove their frozen kool-aid! At some point it becomes comical. It's like they gather in a group meeting where they decide they aren't going to tip as a whole. Makes it way too hard not to stereotype! If it weren't for overtippers and other service industry customers, servers and bar tenders wouldn't make any damn money.
Puffy420i 7 months ago
I'm sure. Before service industry I wasn't the best tipper but I at least tipped. TIP YOUR GODDAMN SERVERS AND BAR TENDERS, ITS HOW THEY PAY THEIR BILLS! If you can't afford it then serve yourself at home. Check out the video on YouTube "why da fuck I don't tip". It's people like that and white trash rednecks that keep this nation racist. White trash rednecks don't tip either, I just don't have to deal with them as much. That's my exact clientele almost every weekend night lol, and they looooo
Puffy420i 7 months ago
@Puffy420i you should write a book about it. oh wait.
sfp73109 6 months ago 21
bc they know they aren't going to get tipped by them. Also when people come up and ask "what da best one?" my answer of course is "I don't know what the hell you like, everyone is different!" Another is being asked what beers you have, so you list them and then are asked If you have beers that weren't named. Why would I not tell you about that beer and keep that info from you? NO we don't that f-in beer or I would've named it dipshit! I should stop bc I could write an entire novel about this I'
Puffy420i 7 months ago
like 90% of them. So busting your ass for a group of people who feel they are the most deserving of any and snap at you, bang on the counters, say essccuuusssse me non stop in your ear, then on top of that decide not to tip you? Yea that gets really old really fast and will put a bar tender in a bad mood really fast.. Especially when you're making $2 an hour. It's really bad when black people who work service industry come to my bar and tell me even they won't serve a table of black people bc t
Puffy420i 7 months ago
I use to think bar tending was easy as well before I started doing it. Yes making one drink is easy, but it's taking multiple orders making multiple drinks all at the same time and non-stop for 5-9 hours non stop that makes it tough. Not to mention dealing with the public is not easy either especially when they are drunk. Mostly for me though and because I work at a daiquiri bar and black people evidently LOVE LOVE LOVE daiquiri's, what makes it so annoying is that they don't tip AT ALL! well l
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vikke78 9 months ago
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vikke78 9 months ago
lol hahahaha ah man
Victormoore23 10 months ago
LMAO
lilochanger 10 months ago
bartenders... you guys are fucked up. You think your job is hard, try working as the security who has to fix your fuck ups. And cheer the fuck up cunt.
gontaszewski1 10 months ago
@gontaszewski1 you should say that to their faces on your next shift! lol
lacrossestar83 9 months ago
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Sometimes Security makes bartender to ....!!!! You tell to security list of names! Too wasted and drunk to come in bar.
Couple hours later, security come and say "I lett these people in, but don´t sell them anything, because thay CAN´t even stand!" AARGHH!!!!
vikke78 9 months ago
@gontaszewski1 so the security work more hard then the bartenders......:D so funny....
tomdvx 7 months ago
@fuckutube15 the fact that you even asked this question tell me a few things...you have never worked in the service industry, you dont frequent bars aka amature, and/or you have no idea that you are a beatdown. Most bartenders are pretty good at reading people because we do it everyday. I can tell you this, if every bartender you meet is pissed off the problem lies with you and not the bartender.
ardtx 10 months ago
give her a right cross across the chin, that'll mix her up!
violet698 11 months ago
these remind me of that movei clerks, when Randall is talkin about the idiots and their questions in the video store he works at
aRevolutionofThought 1 year ago
don't ask stupid questions!!! and you wont get sprayed int he face, its good lesson to learn.
aRevolutionofThought 1 year ago
If you're perverted... Presss 66666666666666666666
OnThisIsland671 1 year ago
why are most bartenders pissed off right from the get-go even if ur polite or not not acting like an idiot? anyone wanna answer that?
fuckutube15 1 year ago
@fuckutube15 Some people just have a chip on their shoulder. On the other hand, when your job requires you to deal with drunk assholes for 4-6 hours every day, eventually you start to assume everyone is a fucking idiot. It's not right, necessarily but sometimes it's inevitable.
Benefit187 1 year ago
@fuckutube15 then u are going to the wrong establishments!!! We are not all assholes right off the bat. Even after I have a bad experience w one customer, cant carry it on to the next!!!
ladolcevita312 1 year ago
@fuckutube15 To answer your question. we have probably dealt with a whole load of idiots before you come to the bar, it's kind of like combat fatigue, we're sorry if you feel maligned, but we're tired and overworked and underpaid. Peace my friend, nothing personal
oisinparis 11 months ago
Hahahaha YUP! I think it should be ok for us to spray people in the face when they constantly ask stupid freakin' questions!
crbosslady78 1 year ago 2
YEAH!!!
RockHistoryTube 1 year ago
I cannot freaking believe I never knew about this series until a coworker told me the other day (I mean, look at my screenname, I'm supposed to know about these things, but apparently, I'm an idiot).
Ever since, I have spent hours watching these over and over. Hysterical, and damn, do I ever wish I could do this shit at work!
I love them all, but the Mojito one is my favorite! If you're a bartender, you know why!
TavernWenchBlog 1 year ago
@TavernWenchBlog While delicious, they are a PAIN IN THE ASS AND TIME CONSUMING!!!! I love the snapper and buffet.
ladolcevita312 1 year ago
as a barmen i fucking love these videos
MrKristian1408 1 year ago
Hahahahaha!
aLLNaMeZRTaKeN 1 year ago
god damn u 1 stuupid ass bitch lol
prrra33 1 year ago
@ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE I get it now...you just some foreigner who uses the internet to threaten people because he is too afraid to do it in real life...I said it before Ill say it again. You are a very sad person who needs to seek help.
xBloodXGusherx 1 year ago
@ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE And I hope you catch some jungle disease.
Justs99171 1 year ago
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@ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE You told me that you want to kill me because I am American.
Justs99171 1 year ago
@ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE So you retaliate against me when I did nohing? Is that fair?
Justs99171 1 year ago
@ANTIAMERICANCRUSADE Someone should have already exterminated you.
Justs99171 1 year ago
there is at least one bar here in Vegas that has a restricted liquor license and only serve beer and wine. so i guess the first questions "no" would be with out sarcasm.
azwildcats69 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAAAAA!! Stupid bitch lls
LADYM187ER 1 year ago
the spanish costumer's they all use to ask:what do you have?Imagine tha answer that you have to give it....What the fuck do you whant????
takedasilence 1 year ago
lol.... that's gotta be the most common stupidest question asked to me. Do you have beer? WE'RE A FUCKING BAR!!! OF COURSE, you fucking retard.
MaroonCamaro 1 year ago
well,its all better when some american anoing come to your bar ask for a tap water,and say: Can i have a shot of tequila because im american "for free"
after years i've been learn about american, they are really really anoing,
Sorry if my english is not to much to explain what i mean.
gynstrike 1 year ago
@gynstrike Because all americans totally think they deserve a free shot of tequila... /sarcasm
Kendodude 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!! I would give anything to be able to do that to people
timpetricca 1 year ago
It's funny but there is people that ask stupid questions like that!!!!
musasrecords 1 year ago
hahax100000000000000. What kinda question is that. These are all hilarious.
hughesn0835 1 year ago
lol yes i try not to give my are su serious face when they ask questions like that lol whats bad is they ask em without any drink in em yet lol
daffy305 1 year ago
Im not even a bartender but thats a common sense thing. Customers like that might as well just go to Pizza hut and ask if they serve pizza.
joejoerg 1 year ago
*staring at the taps* "Like, what beer do you have on tap?"
Respond
Dunno... Can't read them from this side!
shudderbunny 1 year ago
Well, I made it to the third one......... then realized these are fucking stupid.
IndyRoxxx 1 year ago
CUT THAT BITCH OFF!
coffinshaker 1 year ago
this go to Holms - black velvet, blooody cezar, cinderella? WTF? no one bartender should know your other bars cockteils ffs. there are classic cockteils - and bartenders know them. but not your fucking fantasy drinks. and dont shit about europe - come to me and ill show u service every time when u wont be able to speak in my language
riksis2papa 2 years ago
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Holms 2 years ago
i love u mate
riksis2papa 2 years ago
Done that with a juice gun before! Man this brings back memories.
bamkat75 2 years ago
He's my idol!
The amount of times i've served drunken idiots at night, and you just want to slap them is unbelievable!
MarieMoshpitxX 2 years ago 8
he's my idol
maxismx 2 years ago 3
so brilliant
MileSeventySeven 2 years ago 4
Real life experience, I laughed so hard I forgot what I was gonna buy:
- "Excuse me, how much does it cost?"
- 250
- "But it says 12.99 on the label, here"
- SO WHY DO YOU FUCKING ASK!!?!?
Vejita12 2 years ago 366
I laughed my ass off for half a minute after reading this... Gotta remember that one.
Tigris1989 2 years ago
LOL
visionimagify 2 years ago
I serve at a bar and someone asked me if we had mixed drinks, and I quoted this video perfectly, my coworkers and I couldnt stop laughing when i told them
ty8993 2 years ago 3
hahaha lmfao
G0dF4v4 2 years ago
im a bartender i love this shit!
bojaxen 2 years ago
Yes people really ask those questions. All. The. Time.
mangomarg 2 years ago 2
People really ask those questions?! Yikes!
rosiegrrl 2 years ago
Other classic moronic patron moments... when a customer is sitting directly in front of your tap line and asks "what kind of draft beer do you have?" ...or my personal favorite..... and clearly a patron you have never seen before...." Let me a get a beer and a shot!" as they sit down....
aquasun20 2 years ago 2
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niggers do not tip !!!!!!!!!!!!
nrojas57 2 years ago
This is my favorite! Or when they ask you "What kind of drinks do you have?" BITCH, THERES OVER 100 BOTTLES BACK HERE, DO THE MATH, THATS OVER MAYBE 5,000+ DRINK COMBINATIONS! I'm not gonna sit here and name a shit load of drinks until one sounds appealing to you...
vsain002 2 years ago 92
i love this video
pareist 2 years ago
Jesuriah I agree with all your grips but one. I don't see anything wrong with asking what is good on the menu. People just want suggestions, besides its part of your job and that is why you get a tip. If you don't like it find a new profession.
supermaniax 2 years ago 3
You don't see anything wrong with asking "What's good on the menu"?? How the HELL is the bartender supposed to know what YOU consider "good"?
KublaConn 2 years ago
dude normal bars doesn't have menus at all.. you can tell to bartender...to give drinks which he thinks will be fine, then if he is really good bartender he will give you a drinks what you need the most and that moment just by looking at you =)
Holms 2 years ago
Are you retarded?
RockChalk80 2 years ago
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grow up and go to some normal classical bars =) or at least read in wiki what bartender is =)
Holms 2 years ago
First off, what's a 'normal classical bar'? Secondly, why would I read wiki about bartending when I've been doing it for 6 years? And lastly, why all the fucking smiley faces?
RockChalk80 2 years ago 16
I've been in many EU countries... there are lot of bars with "heave doors" [you must understand this] , bartender knows coctails and drinks history... they chatting to their clients all the time.. and everywhere I was , was pretty much the same.. ofcourse this kind of bartenders is unique.. most of bar knows not more then 30-50 coctails.. nobody could offer to me a "black velvet" for example.. "bloody cezar" or at least fcking "Cinderella" (to my girlfriend..)
Holms 2 years ago
lol
darlindee07 2 years ago
@Holms what kind of bars do you go?? Dude probably you go to pubs which is completely different!!
polentaeusei 2 years ago
I would spray vaportrail directly in the face with the soda gun if he came in my place making douche-like comments.
jsmith8223 2 years ago
This is definitely my fav. In the industry for almost a decade, bar for 5. I make jokes with freinds all the time. The best is when i get the "make me something good". I have 3 drinks i specifically made to taste like complete ass but look pretty. thats $9 please
asaspades2 2 years ago 5
I am that guy in female version..:):) Been fired a lot..:)
Zateevah 3 years ago 3
maladjec... ;) :D
bohemists112 3 years ago
Can I just say, I love how 'baglebynight' got owned and removed his own comment! Bartenders rule!
DaleRobinson1983 3 years ago
I've encountered this same situation so many times. People see racks of liquor and ask "Do you guys make mixed drinks" or see a draft line and ask "Do you guys have beer on tap". This is the reaction every bartender wants to have. Thanks Generation Awesome... you guys read my mind.
dolphsavage 3 years ago 3
I work at a martini bar, and there's no taps, people come in and ask how much a pitcher is. We have like 60 bottles of vodka on display in the middle of the bar, and people ask us what kind of vodka we have. We have a menu with drinks on it and people ask us "What's good on the menu?".
I don't understand how these people live their day to day life sometimes.
jesuriah 2 years ago 5
I've probably asked a few of these stupid questions. Maybe we're new to the area. Maybe we don't see very well in dark venues. It's almost certain it's our first time in your establishment--So I would suggest you cut us some slack.
And I get by just fine as a Consulting Engineer for a Project Management firm.
vaportrail666 2 years ago
"I've probably asked a few of these stupid questions"
Probably, but so have I, so has everyone. If you walk into my bar though, it's blatantly obvious that we don't have draft beer. If you walk into a car dealer's show room, and ask them what's for sale, it's essentially the same.
Cheers!
jesuriah 2 years ago 4
Anyone would understand if it was a dark venue and you couldn't see the selection, but personally I don't work in caves. Business 101 says you should have a good display of your products. If there are plenty of liquor bottles lining the shelves, it's a safe bet the establishment serves mixed drinks. If there's a draft line with 20 beers on tap, then yes, draft beer is on sale. First-timer status only gets you so far if you're not legally blind!
dolphsavage 2 years ago 2
I have never gone out of my way to be rude to customers, but there is only so much slack you can cut people, and it's an eye-roller when someone asks you to state the obvious. Like jesuriah said, you don't walk into a car dealer's showroom and ask them if they sell cars.
dolphsavage 2 years ago 3
thats why you ask stupid questions at a bar....
you are an engineer for pro mo mano firmo...
just sayin'
try being a bartender (it takes skill and finesse to handle both bottles and people correctly...and some common sense)
so, you get no slack from us bartenders....
just sayin, excel at your job all you want.
have your girl hang out buddy order your drinks
juuuuuuuuuust sayin dude...dont pull the "title of my job" on youtube...
surfbug1 2 years ago
You missed the point. You wouldn't walk into my firm and speak intelligently about anything engineering-related. The difference is, I would give you slack.
But by all means, do be king of your little kingdom. Wouldn't want to take that away from you.
vaportrail666 2 years ago
Man.. ya'll trippin'..The girl was a dumb-ass 4 askin' all those obvious dumb-ass questions and recieved sarcasm at it's best..This shit is hilarious!!
1SoUnDBoyy 3 years ago 10
And you, baglebynight, are one of these people with a "real job"? Possessing the spelling skills of a third grader? ...just curious.
iamnotniceatall 3 years ago
That guy fucking rules!!!!! You HAVE TO be a bartender to understand this shit......
iraqiraq13 3 years ago 10
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bagelbynight 3 years ago
Why don't you tell us all about those "golden rules of service", Ice Cream Boy.
How many sundaes did you serve up today? Was it Free Blowjob Fridays??? Handing out the Chocolate Dips and blowies with a smile, right pal?? Yeah..I'll bet!!
ProbertFire 3 years ago 2
And you're one of these people with a "real job"? Possessing the spelling skills of a third grader? ...just curious.
iamnotniceatall 3 years ago
after tirty years? WTF well we know your "real job" is not a spelling teacher. God at least I hope not.
samchovie 3 years ago
oh please, share with us the recipes for erm, a mojito, a singapore sling, an aviation, a dreamy smokey martini, a moscow cosmo, and then hmmm maybe then....we might think you have a memory and intelligence :D until then, fuck up :D
ktmracing250 3 years ago
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that guys an ass hole
mysisterisannoying1 3 years ago
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im hrny =X. if ne1 wants 2 chat just msg me. my messenger id is in profile. p
Gero0786 3 years ago
I've done this one before. She was cool about it though, thought it was really funny. Wish i had the cojones to do the other ones though haha.
iverstiz 3 years ago 3
omg so funny XD
MantasS132 3 years ago 3
AWESOME!!!!! Har,har,har!!!
kernell32bcn 3 years ago
this is the funniest one of the lot HAHAHAHH
deernardz 3 years ago
lol..
FrostNiq 3 years ago
bwahah
choooberry 3 years ago