The Sickness Diary

[jonessskk]

OH my god- you guys are awesome! How awesome to have your friend take care of you. I've been really fucking sick and... it would have been nice to have one such friend.

[CearaIsLame]

hyetal hernia maybe....that shit happened to my dad and that's what he has a hyetal hernia

[weerichy]

fuck man

that lookin bloody painfull

doc's dont know anything really

[GotMunchies471]

gosh, 22lbs in 5 days? are you better now? ;)

[nightout]

do u not have insurance

[WeatherManToBe]

I know how that feels; I got mono last year and lost about 17 pounds in a week.

[Paigeicleyocho]

dudee what the heck was wrong with you? im amazed you were laughing through all this.

[faenda]

you poor thing! having the flu right now, i have to admit this made feel a little better. i mean, i can eat. it just doesn't taste anything.

the daylight footage made me smile.

[endlessjoe]

Thank YOU for the smiles.

[augustwhispers]

Sheesh, you and my beau had/have the same damn thing! He's already down 11 pounds. Ugh, any tips?

[endlessjoe]

Wish I had any. Eventually, I just started getting a little better in baby steps. Started being able to drink a little more water, then milk, and worked my way up to soft foods from there.

[cecily7]

damn joe, sorry to hear about this... i hope you find out what it was/is soon!!

[queenlizzie]

I had that once. I thought I was going to die, but it turned out to be an ulcer. No caffeine, no alcohol, soft foods, and some serious ulcer medicine for a month, and *poof* it was better. Tell the docs to stick a camera down your throat.

[XxPnuemaxX]

Poor Joe... That sounds like the worst sickness on zee planet... much worse than my phlegm-overload. At least you're still alive and probably won't ever get that sickness again, aye? Gotten amazingly immune to the virus... what the hell did you do to catch that?

[endlessjoe]

Must be all that swimming in plague infested waters. But, dammit ... a man's got to have a hobby.

[w0ndrfulelectr1c]

This is seriously an awesome video. Not that you being sick is awesome. It's just really funny because I was pretty sick but not nearly as sick as you...and I thought I was dying. Turns out I'm just a wuss.

[moe29]

It fucking sucks being sick!!! I'm just getting over the flu - was throwing up for 2 days - nothing to eat for 4 days, fever aches... and i was a total whiney bitch!

That was super manly filming that shit!

glad you're feeling better man.

[dickponderous]

This footage looked like it came from one of those Outbreak movies! Welcome back to Fat Guy Land!

[NannyCam]

i had something similar a few months ago and i seriously thought i was going to die. the slightest bit of food and i would crumple in aches and pains. hell.

[notashot]

No food for six days! I am surprised you didn't die! Did you go to the doctor?

[XxPnuemaxX]

They said they went to 4 doctors and none of em know what's wrong with him.

[notashot]

That's what I get for commenting before the video is over.

[missgoodcat]

glad you're feeling better joeee xD

that must have sucked..

[rcalliec]

being sick sucks...but you look alarmingly handsome sick...ok...now, you probably really think i'm a nut-job;-)

[fireyquest]

Glad you are feeling better, bud. Keep on, keepin on.

[SuperJitan]

4 doctors! jeez, get some new doctors. are you sure they weren't just vets looking for money?

[endlessjoe]

They were previously monkey butlers. Their medical degrees were written in crayon.

[jamiedarko]

hope your feeling better, i dont like seening one of my musical brothers sick, heaps support from the darko, feel better bro

[endlessjoe]

All is well now, Darko. I'll be dancing around in a belly shirt with fat flapping in the wind in no time.

[stephenashley93]

I thought you had stopped making videos because you hated us all. Thank god it was just because you were horribly ill. I feel so much better....

[lisasimpson]

Oh, Joe, you looked so miserable! I wonder if anyone has commented with info about what you had....

[StubbsPLee]

Did you have a couple of what the gay professions calls "ass farts"

Let me know

[gemmi42]

aww nick told me you took some sort of miracle medicine and that now you're alive again! i offered to come down and make you sexy fuckers some soup. :)

[MinusTwoTonsils]

since nobody knows what it is, you should get them to name it after you.

[JoeSomebody2]

I suppose that's one way to spend your time when you think you are dying. Thank you for sharing. I'm so glad to hear that you are all better/ :o

Reminds me of the 2 days I couldn't ingest anything except water and coke. I wasn't even hungry, but I felt so empty on the inside. I also almost went insane from fever the very first night, and needed someone to talk to in order to get my grip on reality. Wasn't pleasant at all. :(

[Vitalsunrise]

I'm glad you're back among us with the living. I can't believe the oustanding cinematography of Killer Klowns From Outer Space did not improve your condition! Must've been kinda scary though.

[ponhand]

raw food.

[radiomaster]

You give new meaning to the name "Endless Joe", glad you're better dude. I will see yall soon!

[OC5]

heh. looks like we both went through our own little near death experiences: you get sick and I almost die in a car wreck.

Here's to not being dead (I find it gives a man perspective)!

[endlessjoe]

Survival is totally IN this season.

[OC5]

it pairs well with tweed.

[juliamour]

Wow.... That's awful... What the hell did you do to yourself? Hope you are all better now!

[glttrgrlTD]

Hmmm that's interesting that the doctors are clueless, but it doesnt surprise me much. WTF was that, eh? Digestive? Hope you are feeling better.

[wilstysabsinthe]

Damnit, Joe. You somehow manage to even make being sick look somewhat entertaining. Although it looked excruciatingly painful at the same time.

I'm going to dedicate a concept-art piece just for you. *thinking of ideas now*

"You still look like a young Gary Oldman. And come up north where there are competent doctors." -My Mom

[endlessjoe]

You AND your mom make my newly well heart swell with joy.

[ThePricanBouncer]

Dude...that was fucked up. Glad you are better man!!!

[lilybackwards]

Yikes.

How crappy that the doctors didn't even have any answers for you. That must have been the cherry on top.

Glad you're recovering!

[achampag]

wow that sounds pretty bad! glad you r better!

[Haynes1994]

You poor guy-- you are so skinny in this!!! Hope you are back to feeling better by now!

[thisiscd]

I'm glad you're feeling better!

[adam2180]

Stop your crying,  you didn't die.

[volnessj]

that's not normal

[firefare]

There ya' go. Did you go to Charity Hospital? Wow, I'm glad you survived. I was having sympathy cramps over here. Take some Donnagel, would ya.

[endlessjoe]

Indeed. Went to ol' Charity Hospital. AKA: The Devil's Sweaty Asscrack.

[rettnaye]

You guys are sooo bringing sexy back! I am glad you are feeling better! Thats kinda weird how they couldnt figure out what was wrong, but glad you are back!!

[JohnSilence]

Dude, don't eat that giraffe!

[endlessjoe]

It seemed all sorts of exotic tastiness!

[edepew83]

this was so painful to watch...and i dunno what you were oozing, but it wasn't sex appeal, my dear :P

haha "mister machinist ova here"

[rhythm7a]

Geez man! Did they ever figure out what it was?

I am glad youtube doesn't support Smell-O-Rama yet though.

You should get the iron man award from the youtubbies this year for shooting this. Good to see you're kicking again!

[imajeanyus]

you even make being sick entertaining! glad you're feeling better. what a random ending.

[PuddinToes]

I love dimetapp!!

[TheaterOfMemory]

Did you find out what you had? Mono?

[endlessjoe]

They never were able to tell me. I was told "probably a combination of one of the more exotic bacterial infections, pleurisy, and pneumonia".

[raconter1]

Dang, Joe..what the hell! I'm glad you're putting some of that weight back on..thought you might not have enuf hydration and kick the bucket! Great to know that there are no competent doctors down there!! dang! Guess there was a mass migration out after Katrina.

Good you had Jason there...he could have seen that you had a decent burial! (just kidding) LOL! Stay well, bro! :) Jack

[endlessjoe]

Thanks, brutha. The second time I went to the ER, they put an I.V. in me ... and I got super excited that they would finally put some liquids in me. Instead, they ended up never doing anything with the I.V. and were content to just let me dehydrate. Ah, modern medicine ...

[TheBlackWesleySnipes]

haha. it was like watching Survivor Man (or whatever it is on Discovery Channel) when you were talking about not eating for 6 days...

if this is some new crazy disease, do we get to name it?

[debstef]

Mister "caught something at Mardi-gras"