Hello! My name is Edward and this is my first day on the internet! I am 83 years young, and this is the first video I have seen on the youtube. I am very scared now.
Mr. Flipwits2: Yes... Those damn commie liberals are destroying america. They probably made this mask. I have had only Twelve nightmares about this video. I have not had this many since the war.......
Thank You For Your "Thumbs Up" signs on The Youtube
Yeah. The War of 1812 was a rough one... I supplied narwhal munitions through and through but the damn Australians kept eating them instead of being impaled as I intended.
Yessir flipwits! I had a brother who ran the narwhal munitions down to Tallahassee before they were shipped to Nairobi using dirigibles! I however, was stationed in the red igloo sector of northern Romanistan (now they call it England).
@Evanmileus Throughout the war, I maintained a penpal, who wrote me constantly about the state of affairs in the outer troposphere. The ironic part about this relationship was that my penpal was in fact, a pen himself, forced into exile after Lenin's projectile vomiting caused the Irish Potato Famine, where many indigenous species of potatoes decided to rise up against their robotic frog overlords. The pen stereotyped as one of the robotic frog Allies because he tended to have a violent liver.
@flipwits2 Ah, yes, I remember the potato famine well. You see, in the Red Igloo Sector of northern Romanistan, we used the potatoes as fuel for our armada of Go Karts, due to the decreased supply of potato fuel, we where forced to cut back on the amount of Go Karts we could send out to supply food and other essentials to the troops. Instead of our usual number of Go Kart Calvary deployed (Over 8912345) we could only send 4.
@Evanmileus I heard that the war really started going downhill after plate tectonics caused the battlefield to become a mountainous terrain.
Of course, Burmese pythons were happy to supply rum to injured skiiers, but it's been said that they were quite racist towards people who frequently watched Go Kart races, so they provided no relief effort. I think this is the part of the war where FDR opened up a time portal, shot Lincoln, and dragged his corpse into the future so troops could eat.
@ZachariasClub YOUNG MAN! Do you doubt my service to this country? I was injured in red igloo sector of northern Romanistan (now they call it England)!
What this??This is nice
SjamesS 5 months ago
That was the creepiest thig iv seen
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Forgers999 9 months ago
8 people don't like cash.
realspool32 9 months ago
MAybe that would be enough to scare the shit out of Jason? Maybe not?
Stewiegriffinist 1 year ago
that was fuckin scary
invinciblechannel1 1 year ago
I bet you wal-mart already has this on their shelf
Hali359 1 year ago
perfect halloween mask.
Feamsterr 1 year ago
...wha.....?
Ziniho0608 1 year ago
Excellent job!
SynthiaSensate 1 year ago
Left me wanting more...
riotgearhead 1 year ago
Who else thought of GLaDOS from portal when you heard their voices?
HMachProductions 1 year ago
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magsimus7 1 year ago
@HMachProductions me! theeere reeeeealllyyyyy wwwwwaaaas aaaa caaaaakeeee
magsimus7 1 year ago
what is this i don't even
bennihana123 1 year ago
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it jason omg run away
90deweydog 1 year ago
it jason omg run away
90deweydog 1 year ago
Nice
iEmma1974 1 year ago
Does anyone know where I can find the actual commercial? It keeps getting taken down...
Sylocat 1 year ago
This is awesome, it's like a dark film or somthing! Fuckin freaky!
CindyBear55 2 years ago
now thats fucken weird man....great job!
roomJ7 2 years ago
lol!
Trisscarr 2 years ago
"Do you like CAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHH?" LOL
CrazyWampa 2 years ago 9
Beautiful, you are magickal.
yavarak 2 years ago
Beautiful!
bubblew 2 years ago
that was disturbing
stellaluna4u2 2 years ago
Wow. Very bizarre indeed.
socialbunny 3 years ago
Hello! My name is Edward and this is my first day on the internet! I am 83 years young, and this is the first video I have seen on the youtube. I am very scared now.
Evanmileus 3 years ago 49
It's a sick, sick world we live in. Apparently this was an infomercial product that massaged peoples faces.
flipwits2 2 years ago
Mr. Flipwits2: Yes... Those damn commie liberals are destroying america. They probably made this mask. I have had only Twelve nightmares about this video. I have not had this many since the war.......
Thank You For Your "Thumbs Up" signs on The Youtube
You Young People always humor me.
-Edward
Evanmileus 2 years ago 2
Yeah. The War of 1812 was a rough one... I supplied narwhal munitions through and through but the damn Australians kept eating them instead of being impaled as I intended.
flipwits2 2 years ago
@flipwits2
Yessir flipwits! I had a brother who ran the narwhal munitions down to Tallahassee before they were shipped to Nairobi using dirigibles! I however, was stationed in the red igloo sector of northern Romanistan (now they call it England).
Evanmileus 1 year ago
@Evanmileus Throughout the war, I maintained a penpal, who wrote me constantly about the state of affairs in the outer troposphere. The ironic part about this relationship was that my penpal was in fact, a pen himself, forced into exile after Lenin's projectile vomiting caused the Irish Potato Famine, where many indigenous species of potatoes decided to rise up against their robotic frog overlords. The pen stereotyped as one of the robotic frog Allies because he tended to have a violent liver.
flipwits2 1 year ago
@flipwits2 Ah, yes, I remember the potato famine well. You see, in the Red Igloo Sector of northern Romanistan, we used the potatoes as fuel for our armada of Go Karts, due to the decreased supply of potato fuel, we where forced to cut back on the amount of Go Karts we could send out to supply food and other essentials to the troops. Instead of our usual number of Go Kart Calvary deployed (Over 8912345) we could only send 4.
Evanmileus 1 year ago
@Evanmileus I heard that the war really started going downhill after plate tectonics caused the battlefield to become a mountainous terrain.
Of course, Burmese pythons were happy to supply rum to injured skiiers, but it's been said that they were quite racist towards people who frequently watched Go Kart races, so they provided no relief effort. I think this is the part of the war where FDR opened up a time portal, shot Lincoln, and dragged his corpse into the future so troops could eat.
flipwits2 1 year ago
@flipwits2 I ate his left ring toe
Evanmileus 1 year ago
@Evanmileus How'd it taste?
flipwits2 1 year ago
@flipwits2 Slightly nutmegy, with a hint of pussy....
Evanmileus 1 year ago
@Evanmileus Well that's a bit of an obscene thing to say for someone in his eighties.
flipwits2 1 year ago
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@flipwits2 Slightly nutmegy, with a hint of pussy*....
*cat
Evanmileus 1 year ago
actully it electricuted (sp?) your face with little shocks to make the skin tighter. makes even better right? jk.
blockoutalltherest 2 years ago
@Evanmileus really?
ZachariasClub 1 year ago
@ZachariasClub YOUNG MAN! Do you doubt my service to this country? I was injured in red igloo sector of northern Romanistan (now they call it England)!
Evanmileus 1 year ago
@Evanmileus why would the first thing you type into youtube be 'kingdom of the mask people'?
Ziniho0608 8 months ago
Bizarre!
Godzilla1985 3 years ago
Yipes, and I thought the original infomercial was scary.
JinxHalloween 3 years ago 2
well made. Still, wtf.
nycbluntsmoka420 3 years ago
Kingdom of the Mask People! hahaha lmao. Funny - well done!
chrissybayby 3 years ago
I just bought one of these masks for my next Halloween costume. I'll post a video comment when I get it!
knuxte465 3 years ago
didn't like the dialog at the end....but the rest was realy scary xD
LilaLufy 3 years ago
odd
kyosho41 3 years ago
LOL AHHAH
shaykari 4 years ago
sweet.
rainbowlulz 4 years ago
OMG SCARY
leroyscapeowner 4 years ago
WTF!?!
tweiss229 4 years ago
Hmmm... looks like an 80s infomercial for a face massager or something. Nice use of it though... if that's what it is. Definitely creepy.
PocketRebel 4 years ago
this is amazing
rangoononline 4 years ago
wats it about
redguy6 4 years ago
Awesome. You rock!
Luxofluxo 4 years ago
omfg!!!
hiddenfall 4 years ago
the first minute of this is mad creepy, at least more creapy than the wave of shit horror movies out now koodos
eldrmisanthropy 4 years ago 2
put on a nixe wig with the mask
pentbrukt 4 years ago
this is my favorite!
milqueshake 4 years ago