Jokes

[mortemdrummer]

peanus

[imametallover]

haa lol¡!$¡¡!!

[imametallover]

Heh that was his sister

[halogames4life]

Y R U ALIVEE UR FUCKING CORNY N I WOULD LOVE TO SEE U TRY TO KILL ME.

[arturorox1]

Wow u dressed up like a chick

[trevorlachance]

i like being honest with people that was a little guy but alright 

[Momsi03210]

i hate you kind of people... with this nonsense, lame, time wasting shit. drummerguy00 do something else with your life. I was waiting to be entertained, but of course a disappointment like you had to come

[TopTrendingTopics]

You look a bit like Taylor Swift. JK!

[ThatGuyShaNayNay]

this should be your fml not the other vid

[boredperson126]

you sound older than you look

[hockeyplaya131]

Reminds me of "Important things: With Dimitri Martin"

[maglovejustinbieber]

omg your wearing a dress!! its was really cute

i can' stop laugh look at your video lol

that was very funny, 5 star!!1

[c4ptinCRUNCh]

lol

[LexieJade411]

Ha, That was to cute.

The ending was the best

in my opinion.

Lol, Nice mop for hair... (:

[AshleyandSerenaVideo]

haahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaahaah­aahahaaahaaaaaahahahahahahhaha­haahahaha if you haven't guessed i can't stop laughing!!!!

[foolfreak45]

lol hahaha your so funny and your wearing a dress ha ha

[sweetboot1]

BE GONE WARCRAFT NOOB! U ROCK! (but actually stay cuz i was jking) hahahahahah i need a life...

[Amburger285]

lol hahahaa

[peterkap123]

Lol 5 stars more !!!

[peterkap123]

Lol,this deserves 5 stars!!!

[Godzilla2456]

hahaha, it made me laugh =] alllll the way from Australia

[xxKelseyx3xx]

i say guess what, chicken butt to my friends all the time. they think its soo annoying but i laugh every time. lmao im such a dork

[brandicewhite22]

HAHAHAHA That was funny Message me!!

[PandaLvr000]

dude thnx for the message, ur hilarious!!

[CRAZYCLAIRANETPLAYER]

haha be gone war craft noobXD

[CRAZYCLAIRANETPLAYER]

haha chicken butt haha

[10000PandaBear00001]

he's so stupid! lol

[ohmyjesus1]

Lol the chicken butt one was too funny lol the way you reacted lol i almost peed! Thanks for brighting my day!!

[Angelwing9898]

same hes so kwwl

[carameldreamz101]

Yo, I love that Brooklyn shirt, and yeah chicken butt was silly. Though my lil' cousin is always saying Scott Butt and then he laughs, wats up with that?

[shaddowmist98]

You know you are kind of cute

[shaddowmist98]

lol

[daniellesands190]

this video definitely reminded me of..well..myself. i cant tell jokes. :( lol my friends arent nice..

[emodeathangel100]

he is not a wonaby because there are people who do alot of thing alike

[TheAngelLove97]

ur f*cking sexy

[gb7548292109847]

LOL stands for licking old ladys

[GeorgiaRoxBaby]

W-O-W Major shane Dawson wannabe

[Izuation]

Lmao, nice try on a funny video, hah. :] 5/5

[DarkHEARTandFrIeNdZ]

shane dawson wannabe

[swabybaby7]

good job for trying lol..it was cute:)

[jesslala100]

okay its pretty good

[recklesss182]

shane dawson copierr.

[eyeheartpancakes]

how is he anything like shane dawson?

[recklesss182]

cause shane dawson did a video EXACTALLY like this. except the other person on shane dawsons end was his dad. not his sister.

[DH22295]

you suck

[Majorminor7th]

You copied Shane Dawson's video format, pretty much to a "T".

[temari190]

dont pay attention to the mean comments :) it was a cute video good job :)

[gunnybunnyz12]

Errrr,,,, What does chicken butt even have to do with something even CLOSE to a joke...?

[PinkHairSakuraGirl]

u look strange o.e

[hye4life221]

umm, i think u could've made ur jokes funnier. 1 star

[Pervysage582]

Ge..uh...nng..urr...This was....I don't have a word for this...terrible? Yeah, it was terrible -.-

[kisspinkkuti]

You're Hott.

[hiitsme3love128]

lolz.

[AlvedonSalva]

Yaah, I liked it but I see that you've copied alot of Shane Dawson, ho I am a fan of:D But sometimes It feels a bit planed out and insecure, and I'm not saying that i'm better than you cause I wouldn't dare to do the things you doX) Maybe you can just work on being a bit more spontaneous. I'm just giving some advice!

[fj4Uhack]

lol

[rachaziod]

you quite funny and rather fit - the whole package

[Nivisters123]

lmao disco stick....lol..awkward.. CP

[ilyRAQUELLL]

your frickenn sexy!

[DNAFTFW]

.... what the shit? are you serious?

[randomgurl344]

dicostick ;)

[maintoc]

Hi, Simon. Cool intro/outro; multiple characters; and background images. :) ~ Did you hear the joke about the plastic surgeon? He *melted*! :p

[DawgletSlapsOrphans]

HEY WHITE BOY

[GETRANDOMIZED]

haha you are so funny!

bill sould shut up though.

haha!

[babegirl1818]

ur cute! P.S. that wuz funi!

[DNAFTFW]

-__- you have got to be kidding me

[babegirl1818]

huh?

[DNAFTFW]

he's UGLYYYYY

[babegirl1818]

rite

[theo04]

wow..u're cute and i like your jokes..;)

[avidreader4ever]

haha lol you are so funny!!

[lalalaninini]

OMG you have the cutest dimples <33333333333333 LOVE YOU

[GuitarHeroFan133]

Lol, if I don't rate this five stars you're gonna kill my family? XD *doesn't rate five stars* COME GET MY FAMILY DUDEEE! 8DDD Blah.

[Pikachu099]

i literally ALWAYS do the chicken butt joke

XD hahaha

[hailgirl20]

Hey, guess what?

[KacieBallah]

you're hott(:

[ThaGodbrother]

wow that was funny

[soniaamariee]

haha.

[ThoseRMyGurls77]

Hahaha Bill's comeback was great.

Considering I have world of war craft geeks as friends. :]

[xXEMOxOWEMXx]

wow : P

that was perty sexy joking

[sebastiancolter]

I rated you Poor & am unsubscribing you because you used the word "gay" like it was a bad thing.

[AustralianFreak1]

I don't get the chicken butt thing?

[MovieMaker2009x]

Yourr Sooooo Fit :D

x

[Kaitou28]

awesome keep it up dude

[Msrockchicken]

guess what?

CHICKEN BUTT

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no.

[Cocoleoco1212]

haha luv ur girrrrrrl costume!!

[Brezzybrebre1]

begone warcraft nub!

[jrayluvzu911]

haha

[JacobIsMyWerewolf]

your hawt in geeky glasses....

[rudynumber2]

To be perfectly honest, You're not that great of an actor.....

[beautifullytorn88]

you sure do contradict yourself.....but 5s neway cause ur awesome

[SienaSunsetBeach]

lol

[derangedgun]

dude u have so much better hair i got my hair cut i hate it

[jamNtoast24]

keep on rockin!

[ADeathWish]

That sucked.

[SydneyP18]

you sound like your trying to be like shane dawson omg you are, you weirdo kid

[GreyxMemoryx11]

ur in the related videos in shane dawson's nigahiga beats fred video

[Cosinaju]

Haha! You rock!

[WindsorSkateboarder]

the end is the only funny part. lol

[randomtiffanay]

haha creep

jk

[AzianSkull]

your soooooooooooooo funny

[Punko707]

hahahaha.

this is greatttt.

[Brezzybrebre1]

so cute!

[mrsxxrosaliexx]

i hate the chicken butt its so stupid and every one in my school says it it drives my crazy

[lolitamisa77]

you suck

[DukePowell]

Keep up the good work man.

Duke

[MissAlley95]

i luv u hat where did u get it from?

[hesXmyXeverythingX]

i hate the chicken butt one...it drives me nuts when someone does it.

[jadedrg]

XD wow u got in a dress

thats dedication haha

[LOCKKDOWNN69]

ur face is a joke u fucking fag!!

[NathanGraffiti]

haha lol

[jadedrg]

XD wow just wow man

[SchroederProductionz]

lmao ur sister haha

[TheStarStrucked]

I wanna take a ride on a disco stick lol FUNNY

[fryedchicknwatermLn]

haha dude that was funny! I love the effects 2! ;)

[Kelci12594]

i agree with thredpanicbutton, kinda shane dawson wannabe-ish. but still smexii. lol. i 5 stared for smexii-ness

[hisvu22]

i didnt rate 5 stars wat r u gonna do about it now!!!!!

[mochiigurl]

HEY sexy lady!!!!

hahaha lolol

[CrAzYGIRl2047568]

Lol freaken funny!

[fryedchicknwatermLn]

i no this great joke....what black and blue in the back of my trunk? a 12 year old kid lol thst funny lol

[fryedchicknwatermLn]

its jst a joke IM jst a kid nd didnt mean anythin by it! u need 2 get a sense of humor nd a life if u think 1/2 of this vid iznt sick!Nxt time u wana reply 2 sum1s else's comment, pick sum1 that iz not us cuz i dont play around with ppl who criticize me w/o knowin me or anythin about me So to wrap up this whole mess if u DO choose 2 say something else about wat i say...u will b having 1 INTENSE virtual arguement with me cuz i cant tell u how stupid you are for doin that 2 ur face! >:|

[MissAlley95]

dudet chill i was just messin with u , i do that to alot to ppl , r u sure u r not high on sumtin ?? sugar,chocolate ,lol DONT GET SO SENSITIVE sheesh i am not a mean person :(

[TheRedPanicButton]

hes funny but hes a shanedawson wanna be

[irmabarragan08]

i totally agree with you , he even have some sound effects that shane dawson usee !!

[MaKaDa94]

not really funny... but 5 stars for being kinda hottt

[TheJasonx211]

awesome vid

[cdplayar]

haha 4 stars!

[MildlyMentalTeen13]

HAHAHA I love you, You are the most epic person on youtube.

[Peter4101]

Keep going!

[ActuallyAudrey]

that was great!! how come i have never heard of you before?? 'hey sexy lady wanna take a ride on my disco stick?' that was amazing:)

[AznSensAsians]

CHICKEN BUTT!!! used to do that ALL the time lol

[didsgirl]

lol i love your videos there so funny

[fredloses]

:D!

[c4ptinCRUNCh]

nice

[BlainRampage]

I have not been suscribed to you long enough to know but Bill is, BUT HE'S AWESOME!!!!! XD

Be gone, WarCraft newb! lol. Rock on, DrummerGuy!

[Mokinshi]

be gone warcraft noon

[NubiaKnowsWhatYouDid]

aha.

that chicken butt thing goes wayyyy back

[Lexayy88]

SSAY HEY I LOVE YOU BEST SONG EVER well no not rely the best song ever is TOOMUCH HEAVEN and then BECAUSE I GOT HIGH k well tht was funni biiiiiiiiiiiiii

[traciexrock]

haha dude your awesome.!

[TeaTimewithKyle]

Guess what?

[McGoo2016]

Hey its poopsackattack haahahahahahhahahahah!!!!

[lovedovey23]

your so hot

[davidda1000]

lol hahaha funny

[klarNkrew]

"ok that was a lil jerky... and prolly kinky... if not u might need some help" rotflmao

[hotdowg456]

lol

[selenagfan7]

i liked the ending

[love4mundo]

that was pretty cool!

[GrayCreal]

oh no i rated 2 stars!!!

JK hehehehe worst joke

[Kaybeeay]

I rated five stars :D

your vids are ahmazing.

and your over the top cutttee.

<3.

[arrowtip41]

0.0 i rated 5 stars.....leave my grandma alone! wwaahh!@!

[jeffhardy232]

omfg dude bill is back!

chicken butt joke sucks

[MrCharlestonbattery]

do all canadian people play tap tap? my friend owns at that game....and rubs it in my face.

[Brezzybrebre1]

OMG LOL THE JK THING

[devilchild0806]

Lol, that was funny. it was confusing though o___O

but you looked cute :D

[koolsupyo123]

shoot! talk about akward moments!!!!! lol

[natatchka]

everybody feels good in youtube ! haha

[NerdablexD]

You look so CUTE in those nerd glasses. :D

[colgarknight]

lol halarious

[Leenanne95]

OMFG U are trying to hard to be shane dawson!

[Leenanne95]

Im sorry but ur starting to wreck my head im unsub-ing sorry xox

[LatinaGirl9519]

haha thats such a funny video

but i dont use jk cuz thass my initials so i use the xD face

[ArtLuvr13]

I love Scene one! THats soooo funny! Your Cute. =-)

[scottb02]

Simon...are you getting desperate for material or what?  What was it you were trying to say??>??

[CORBIN16FAN]

lol

[TheAbyssinianKing]

i laugh at people who subscribe to this guy

no enthusiasm and skits are far from funny

[raiderslove9]

you make me laugh your cute

[DjMusicJammer2]

hey guys drummerguy00 subed me NOSCAM If Im Lying Ill Sub You And If Im Telling The Truth Ill Sub You But Please Believe Me!!!!

[DjMusicJammer2]

Man This Is Like My Fav I Like All Of Them I Just Like This One The Most

[runewizard100]

so you use a green screen, What like camera or system (you know what i mean) do you use for the green screen effects

[filmtipsandtutorials]

Whats the opening song?

[dLight153]

unacceptable. get legit nip.

[derangedgun]

yo man wut up email me or somthing

ya i gave it 5 stars dont worrie

[Ciarabo072]

ur cute wait take that back HOTTTTT

[NatalieheartZim]

Your cuuute

[oxxjoshyboyxxo]

wat editing thing u use

[XxRandomSarahxX]

someone needs to send you a wig for when you pretend to be a girl xD

[zidia7]

five stars :)

[frankii1996]

haha!!! what a comeback hahaha!! :D

[worldsworstcooking]

dude you like exactly like nigahiga!! i give you props for that accomplishment. a couple more awesome vids are like waisttimechaseingcars? you should check them out. there like nigahiga just weirder. is that a word? weirder.... yeah, it is.

[theKATIEMcMULLEN]

i like the monkey sounds or whatever at the begining

[Cookie1133]

ur HHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!♥♥♥

[mirnavisko]

you make reallly funny video's and your cool lol yeah just wanted too say your talented this video is worth 5 stars =]

[HowToDoThingsRight]

I say jko for jacking off after stuff and no one knows what it means =O

[xXxSydxXx14]

hahaha that was pretty funny!!!

[labify13]

lol