Wall Street Plummets! gnooze 9-15-08

[00700daniel]

YEAH THAT'S COOL MAKE MORE FUN ABOUT IRANIAN GAVERMENT HAHA COOL I LIKE YOUR BREAST SEXY HOT ....

[jafarinhas]

She's got a famous last name..mm i wonder if she would go out with me @!!

I'm pretty funny guy.. she's cute !

[chooseychasey]

Bitch is crazy. "We're gonna set it all on fire! We're gonna set Wall Street on fire!" I want to go out with her.

[Steenville]

This is funny!! :-)

[NotOfThisGalaxy]

The key to the Wall Street Crisis is to look outside the box. Learn what JFK did to try to get the country out of debt, and why the CIA assassinated him for doing it. . . REALLY!!

Please Google: Executive Order 11110 JFK

The Federal Reserve is the problem. Executive Order 11110 is the solution.

[awffle]

I think you should watch the Ahmadinejad Larry King interview, because that's not exactly the whole truth about Iran and the IAEA

[jeremija01]

and putin was like: hahahahahahhaha how u like us now biches! what the fuck can albanians do if they aint got american money in their ass europe dosnt care for albos lol lol lol

[porche75]

like, we'll keep this one in layman terms. Funny to see an actress slash reporter. Good job.

[BettaScream]

They have solutions for those giant crabs now. You may want to book an appointment with your doctor. Sorry I didn't tell you first before that crazy night of passion....

[MahmoudAhmadinejaad]

WE ARE NOT crappy - Everything is clear as below: Mahmoud IRN

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[kalvinphil]

That shirt is nice !!! retro....cute....tight!

[gahrzul]

but stupid =/

[Rnanubandha]

good to see you again

[valhala56]

Didn't you used to be on the Canadian show naked news?

[Dog480]

Not Marta; she'd have burned your retinas out....

[valhala56]

No doub't.

[Dog480]

Look what she did to poor Zarbod. He used his Xray vision on her. He Used to have eyes like ours & now he doesn't even have pupils...

[darien217]

ALRIGHT, it's great to see you back in the studio, smiling and safe and sound giving us the Nooze.

[Barthek]

Glad you are back love. But I hope one of the big media shows picks you up. You are brilliant.

[martinautours]

It would be great if the daily show picked you up. You are better than 80% of the people they have now. You just have to promise to keep doing this as well. Luv your stuff.

[OrgasmandTea]

I love you and your props lol, so glad you're back. Is it too much to ask that you make the advertising more subtle though lol? Like maybe putting it in a gnooze reel at the bottom or something like that...

[openairpreacher]

the bottom line is this,,, the end is near ,

God does not want anyone to perish,, God wants to love people,,when we Love people we tell them to repent so they can get into Gods kingdom.. if any one of us are living in sin we must now stop we have the freewill to do this. God is just and cannot let sinning people in His kingdom. Jesus is the answer!

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[RyanMajestic]

more props!

[conciousgood]

Why the "F" Zimbabwe so important... I'm tired of hearing about them.

[NerdBoy567]

I missed you.

[HumanTruth0000]

You make me laugh. Thanks. Welcome back. Giant crabs are more fun to me.

[anakin11380]

Always a pleasure to see you Marta!

[acberquist]

Fire and crabs. You are my hero.

[rain8a]

"i could just keep it, we could just say we're sharing..." that was hilarious!!!

you make the new interesting.

oh and great to have to back.

[JJRdckDuke]

NOBODY likes crabs...nobody

[BUDDAWG2004]

giant crabs are not fun.... trust me

[eng3680]

Marta is hilarious LoL.

[jfeucht82]

Speaking of pies, did you know that your video is exactly 3:14? Strange coincidence!!! Also, how do you afford your endless supply of t-shirts? Sorry, just feel like making weird comments today.

[MattTheRipper88]

LOL ive asked myself the same question! good luck getting an answer tho! she never responds to me... : /

[cultool]

it's conspiracy

[Leondale]

Love your show!

[gscotm55]

Marta - you are so cool and right on point. Shout out to Grandpa and Dolly Parton. Keep the Truth coming. We never ever get enough or any.

[mike8494]

Glad your back Marta I Missed you :-) Mike

[DookofHDP]

Hi, Gnooze!

[Cubicleboy04]

Giant crabs are fun!!!

[KenwoodKlown]

Hehehe it was a little more than a tumble.

[heraclitus44]

Don't worry about Iran, President Palin will deal with them soon enough!

[WulfBand]

I don't know,,,, I don't feel like getting the crabs :)

[christopher0530]

A T U M B O M B K L O S E T... you are a funny lady, laughing is so good for my health. Thanks for the Gnooze Marta.

[digamejh]

What, this is the mainstream Internet and there's no mention of a "Giant Enemy Crab" yet?? (it's a PS3 meme, look it up).

I kept wanting to attack it's weak point for massive damage...

In any case, so happy to have you back. Man, last week was painful with no Daily Show and no Gnooze...

*puts hand into the pile too*

Gooooo GNOOZE!!

[AfricanAnime]

Hey, this is great, thank for your report on Wall Street....

P.S. If you have noticed, you're HOT! ;)

[Jervns]

You crack me up when you're in the studio. What about Sarah Palin, she has given us so much to think about!

[mayor600]

Come on Marta let's see your Parah Stalin..oops.. that was freudian..not !

Nice to have you back x

[tjsalzman]

LMAO!!!!!  you rock! so funny! keep it up!

[PsyogiBottoms]

Maybe they could fly another couple of planes into Wall Street and stage another Bullshit incident to blame their corrupt lying bullshit on. Ya think?

~I'd lol, but it ain't funny anymore.

[strav12]

This will definitely stop a few stockbrokers from jumping out the windows....thanks for your return.

[ujdo]

Cuties pyro ever! And a bit creepy... ;)

[daveyork0]

Has she swept her hair up and done a Sarah Palin take yet?

[artin74]

good to see u back ! i hope you had funn.

[davidscalling]

It sounds more and more like we are headed towards a depression rather than a recession.

[knutervalve64]

glad your back

[trill5thefif]

We need the new media!!!! The old media has been bought off the case!

[Vikki113]

yayyyyyyyyyyyy

glad your back :)

[lisasimpson]

Haha I love that pouty face!  lol

WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!

[UncRahn]

They are all that BAD BreakTheMatrix!

You could do worse for news! The MSM.

[arian50]

I hope that this isn't your main source for news..if it is, you are doomed.

Marta, enough with this bull, just do Russian impressions.

[hursty810]

Marta has crabs? Seriously, glad you are back safe and tear gas free

[coolmanoya]

im vewer 666

[djmixmind]

This chick rocks Love watching her :)

mm*

[photofu]

excellent show, i like burning things, yay, not really.

[Weaseldog2001]

Welcome back! You were missed!

[TheSumpPump]

Marta, Marta, Marta...

[motorolarules]

The only news I find as enjoyable is DemocracyNow, but your is more fun

[CommentorX]

(0:41)(2:14) Is it just me, or do all of our government officials seem to be losing their hair? Zimbabwe's government is keeping their hair, what's the deal?

Welcome back, Marta - where is your serious gig? Anywhere we can check out?

[kevon2000]

glad you are back... miss you

[familyfunny]

Glad to see your well Marta, and bringing us the gnooze again! 5 stars!

[librano]

marta! so glad to see you back! with one of the best episodes ever... i like how you keep a keen eye on zimbabwe... i lived there for 2 years. beautiful people, beautiful country, bad govt... then again, they're not alone on that one...

[rhymingwithoranges]

email me!

jaz

[Xelanderthomas]

dead on about Mugabe

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

It's wonderful to see you back,and on the hot seat. With the troubles of wall street,I was hoping for an interview with a shelter worker,saying "I hope we have room for all the CEO's"

As for the "shared" ruling of Zimbabwe,A short reference to the "night of the long knives in Germany Ca.1930's would be a nice comparison.

And in regards to Iran's Atomic bomb distraction program

look over here,PUPPIES!!!

[UserSeventeenSeventy]

This was amazing, gnooze has never been so good ...go away more often ;)

[ZachsMind]

Rainbow Brite t-shirt. Use of props. Green screen somewhere other than news room.

That's three shots. I got a buzz.

[MegaSuperUberMe]

i think im in love...)

[abilityoflove]

How can you use Bush for your commercial; he is a criminal who regressed humanity back to the Middle Ages???

Do I need to provide more details about what he and his administration is?

[CommentorX]

Abilityoflove, I don't know about you, but I still have my indoor plumbing, so Bush isn't quite THAT bad.

[abilityoflove]

What matters is the general good.

I just cannot watch Bush's face any more... will have to unsubscribe.

[senorfish4]

Yeah! My plumbing still works.... Four more years! Four more Years! Four more years!

[theDave1956]

hehe. Love the giant crab :-)

[sliverhi]

Giant Crabs are Rad! Glad your back and safe. Keep all of the gnooze coming. Thanks again!

[jogayot]

killer crab!

burn it down and claim insurance, because ike did it!

home sweet pie of home!

[jmirahmadi]

haha thx for the iran news

[i3kel]

MARTA where have you been?!?!?

OMG without my gnooze, ive been clueless in my geography class :S

never leave me again

[Wereclown]

That pie hoarding look was VERY sexy! My compliments.

And generally good to see you again. Small breaks do wonders.

[thielenm]

Remember when Iraq became difficult when we were searching for wmd's...man its like a big circle all over again. Lets invade another 3rd world country...after that it'll be Pakistan when we start probing them until they become difficult...eventually we're just gonna start taking over the whole middle east and the USA and Great Britain will be like Germany and Japan in WW2...let's hope we're smarter than that.

[freekrolik]

realy at that convention .. you paniced!?

[PsyogiBottoms]

Yes, glad to see you are alright after that horrific ordeal at the convention. Go gnooze!

[BillysSoloProject]

Glad you are back OK and safe.

[geekyvince]

Im glad your back. washington mutual is screwed? Looks like I need a new bank.

[GeorgeWBush2nd]

gnooze is back, OH my GOD.

How do we get out of here?

How do we get out of here?

HOW DO WE GET . OUT OF HERE. OH MY GOOOOD

How do we get out of here? HA HA HA

Cheer gas. psheee phseee ...  HA HA HA

[mysticfm]

A "welcome home" comment stream:

1) "Beavis goes to Wall Street. With a lighter."

2) I just figured out how Mugabe has been able to continue hoarding all the power for himself through thick and thin: I'd never realized before that he was an alluring blonde chick. That would do it!

3) Yes indeed, that was the funnest crab EVA!

4) I'm just as glad to see you back at home as you are to be there. Riot police are slightly less likely to be encountered while at home, statistics suggest. :)

[jdjdbig]

Bailouts and scissors and crabs, oh my

Marta and gnooze in LA, no lie

Good to see you back home and having fun in the safety of the studio.

[frankscola]

yeah like i was totally noticing something wrong with my day. Maybe now i can sleep again

Cheers !!!

[palmtreez101]

great to see you back

[simplydaft]

Crustaceons for everyone!

[anmoose]

Hilarious show, Marta! Nothing better than starting the week with a good case of giant crabs.

Moosie

[Northern5tar]

Yeeeeaah! WB :)

Is Gnooze still safe to invest in?

[citizenkong]

More people need to see you!

You make the collapse of the economy fun!!!

seriously. . . I'm working class. I feel no sympathy for those wall street fat cats, but I guess their grief will trickle down to me.

I'm glad you are back!!!!

[AdamnationZ]

Everything trickles on our heads...

[citizenkong]

Yeah stupid greedy bastards. . . . Never dug a ditch or climbed up a ladder with a bucket of paint, unless they were puttering around their mansion.

[AdamnationZ]

Bah! Mansions are over rated!

[3190423]

Do I detect a scent of sour grapes? lol

Chicks dig em!

[Bubba186]

welcome back...

[jx14aby]

Fabulous.

[hhubble]

I guess Lehman brothers didn't donate enough money to Bush's administration, or didn't have the right lobbyist. Oh well live and learn. I know the solution to all these problems 4 MORE years. Damn you term limits. Why can't the retarded drunken pile of shit be our king.

[scottmhoward]

Rainbow Brite, FTW! ;) Welcome back!

Awesome fire effect lol. But it looks like you've had fun with lighters before. ;)

OMG! I had a crab pillow like that when I was a kid! K. long comment. WELCOME BACK!! =D

[boundless1986]

I don't know how that little comb is gonna help with your giant crab problem

[SuperAtheist]

do you have giant crabs?

maybe you should get that checked out!

[schooltrashers]

I liked this episode. Keep up the good work Marta.

[qiranger]

Glad to see you back in the full swing of things!!!!!!!!!!

[gnooze]

So happy to be back! SO much fun!

How's the other side of the world? :)

[qiranger]

Still holding together. It will be interesting to see what comes out with news leaking from the North regarding Kim Jong Il - BTW - loved the sign.

[2004JETTA]

theres only two institutions left i say they just merge

[CataractBob]

The Banklender, There can be only ONE!

[cosmicjackpot]

I thought you were going to hurt yourself with those scissors. Nice to see you made it back off of the streets and out of the tear-gas.

[sidcortes]

first?

[gnooze]

Yup!