Sinking Santa Shocker!

[TTD187]

Global warming is a completely natural process, dumbass! How do you think we got out of the ice age? Oh, by the way, big freezes are also naturally occurring processes -.-

[lesatseaside]

You should drink a quart of bleach for false advertising on your video.

[MegaCocacolafan]

Lol @ people calling the poster a 'fucker' because what they clicked on here for didn't show up. Can't you figure out that those thumbnails are put there for views, those pictures aren't in the vid!

[Neelaftw]

fucking moron



[island380]

Your cat is so damn cute i wish i had him! i love im!

[iitjava]

thumbs up if u came here looking for the girl and end up watching this gay!

[djospina]

If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home and leave us in peace. We seek not your council, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.

[jameskracker]

Fucking doosh bag

[Gimmal1492]

tropical fish at the North Pole, hm -- OMGBBQWTF? So Gore was totally Riiiight!!! Bullshytte and lefty bullocks - we're still in a B.S. age, if anything. Great vid tho, srsly!

[awd3atms]

The original IPCC report (The UNALERTED ONE) said they expected seas to rise 6" to 24" in the next 100 years. The same as it did the last 100 years. Mankind had no problem adapting & there was no evidence mankind caused the change. Global Warming is a CULT. The scientists in question MANIPULATED the data, changed the conclusions AFTER peer review & kept dissenting opinion out of the reports. That's dishonest and you should not be trivializing the significance of faulty science and lying.

[jacobbobcorn]

lol this guy's accent is hilarious.

[Tyranan]

if santa can get to every house in the world in 1 night, then he should be able to reduce his carbon emissions by 5%. Just enough to counter the emissions from Micheal phelps bong.

[joeevil]

Drinking American beer is like having sex on a boat.

It's fucking close to water.

[kevinbrueck]

Ahhhh America's light beers. When I was in Scotland I fell in love with Tenats. If only we had beers like that here!

[IntiHehlua]

Third times the charm, ey?

[c4clive]

How come I always rate 5 stars? Oh, well, this deserved it!

[fuzzypenguin2]

5 out of 5 floating fat men

[gortie]

Who's blue bra was Santa holding? Methinks he's been naughty.

[MegaAndE]

lol tiger woods jokes

[Arlenamadra]

heii am wearing red undies lol...don't ask meh why i am telling you this

[MinimoviesInc]

@Arlenamadra Why are you telling me that?

[dianehorn]

WTF? Did that have anything at all to do with anything at all?

[Konyo116]

1:32 - What the hell is Santa doing down there? Trying to get down Aquaman's chimney?

[speedyvedo99]

not even funny

[CorvusCorone68]

@speedyvedo99 i think it may not have been intended to be sexual, just that Aquaman lives underwater presumably so his house, should it have a chimney, may also be underwater, including said chimney, and i love long words

[fuzzyargy]

merry christarse mr you and thx so much for your Scotish insights!!! <3

[smileythegnome]

I live 6 miles away from the Pacific Ocean coastline and its NOT getting ANY higher than it was even 10 years ago.

Record blizzards all over North America right now because of...global warming? Yeah right.

Oh! Oh! But its not global warming now, its, its....CLIMATE CHANGE!

Yeah, That's what it is now!

Because if it goes warm or cold we can still say its peoples' fault!

[StavangerGuy]

I live in Norway and the scientist here are VERY worried that the sea level IS rising because the glaciers in Northern Norway are melting, and they predict that within the next 10 years many of the coastal cities would be underwater. Record blizzards CAN be caused by global warming because it CAUSES climate change, and yes, that means that cold periods COULD become colder too. It is not necessarily caused by us humans though. There are phenomenons occuring in ALL the planets, not just the Earth.

[capitalsown]

Also, we are actually still in an ice age. It is equally likely that if you take any 2 given points in the earth's history, you will have one with ice caps, and one with none at all.

[Crzykjn]

The fact that the scientists who are bought and paid for by the elites who are making the global government happen doesn't imply that there is no global warming, only that it is not primarily accelerated by humans and that it is cyclical. I have a feeling that correction is going to have to be made for quite a while.

[Crzykjn]

5 stars otherwise, as usual though. You're very entertaining, dude.

[eclipse245]

My teacher told me the joke at the end :P

[angryislander56]

Four feline fatigued fans

[jellehenk]

good to see your teeth back, merry christmas mark

[sonderkommando2]

ghaa always on target...you are our hero!

[IareMikeJones]

i say let the bigger people worry about it and let the smaller people live their lives as if nothing happens

[Sindwiller]

@IareMikeJones Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah.... good one :P

[suffragettecity1]

you're a moron

[IareMikeJones]

you're a moron cuz you didnt understand what i meant

[suffragettecity1]

Oh, were you being ironic, perhaps sarcastic or maybe speaking with hyperbole, or maybe just being funny. I'm sorry...you're a genius!

[IareMikeJones]

you know what just shut the fuck up and forget about it

[vclamp]

Wow, the north pole sure has a lot of tropical fish! I suppose the reindeer have to eat something!

Merry Christmas Mark.

[pslgreg]

Humans will poison the water and food supply and run out of oil long before we could fuck up the planet by changing the temp, so worry about your own life and be happy. :p

[AshKetchum442]

hey, your teeth are back!

[omegaweaponredux]

literally ive heard the santa woods joke 5 times from the internet peeps i watch and listen to.

united we are by christmas time and tiger woods scandals.

[MissingGWdotcom]

I think it is important to understand the IPCCs proof of man made global warming. There is no direct proof an increase of 100 ppm in CO2 has any effect on temp. Fact is an increase of 100 ppm CO2 has a no effect on temperature in the lab, none! You need to increase CO2 to about 200,000 ppm in the lab to see a 3 degree C change. Global warming nuts then say, well the lab is not fair because CO2 is 50,000 feet of atmosphere.

[ArcticSheep]

i dont care if thats true or not - its just inevitable that at this rate, all the pollution will cause something bad for the earth. deforestation, ecosystem imbalances, global warming, whatever. maybe they exaggerated - so what? it's just better for us.

[MissingGWdotcom]

Sad - A recent meeting of top economists were asked to spend a $1 trillion on the best things to help mankind and reducing CO2 came in dead last! First was disease (Aids), followed by things like malnutrition, free trade, malaria, new food technologies, clean water and water technologies, migration, lower cost government, infant mortality, health services, and then dead last at #15 was lowering CO2.

Lets not ruin people economies from a lie.

Pollution is down in all developed countires.

[MissingGWdotcom]

Love those scare tatics like Sierra Club saying all our forest are gone but the fact is there a 70 million more acres of forest in USA since 1930s as a result of better farming techniques.

Lets not confuse emotional BS over the facts.

Funny life expectancy is at an all time high, guess we could back to living off the land when life expectancy was in the 30s.

[Notsorandomnumbers]

@MissingGWdotcom Life expectancy is not at an all time high.

That was like 10 years ago...

[MissingGWdotcom]

Humans by Era Average Lifespan at Birth (years) Upper Paleolithic 33 Neolithic 20 Bronze Age 18 Bronze age, Sweden 40-60 Classical Greece 28 Classical Rome 28 Pre-Columbian North America 25-30 Medieval Islamic Caliphate 35+ Medieval Britain 20-30 Early 20th Century 30-45 Current world average 66.57 2009 est.

[StavangerGuy]

My mother died last year. Age 86. My dad is still living. Age 85. They have long beat the average!

[MissingGWdotcom]

Thanks and long life to you!

[StavangerGuy]

Thankyou, and long life to you too. I hope to die when I am 100, but with my luck, I will probably be run over by a bus tomorrow!

[ArcticSheep]

okay so your saying there's more acres of forest now in the US then there were before? I don't even think that's true but even if it was, the US =/= world.

only fools would believe the kind of facts you give. it's propaganda.

and if global warming is so fake, explain the ice caps melting.

[MissingGWdotcom]

Global warming is not fake, drastic temp change is the norm. It is seen over and over in the ice cores. What is fake is this idea temp does not change and if it does it must be man made.

Oceans have been rising an average of 4 ft per century over the past 10,000 years. Now they are rising about 1 ft per century. Oceans rose 2 mm per year during the first half of the 20th century, and only 1.5 mm per year during the second half. Humans are not the cause.

[MissingGWdotcom]

Now over the past three years, oceans have totally stopped rising, as determined by satellite measurements and published by University of Colorado

[MissingGWdotcom]

Can I ask what part of the science convinces you a few 100ppm increase in CO2 has any effect on temp, in the lba it has none.

The IPCC claims CO2 has an amplyfing effect over years.

For example a few tenths of 1 degree F melts more snow exposing more land, the darker land warms things even more causing a positive lookback, the problem is they are quick to add positive loopbacks to these models while ignoring many negative loopbacks like storms and solar effects.

[MissingGWdotcom]

keep in mind it is not 20 degrees F during the winter on the poles it is in the -50 degree F range. Even in July the temp is between MINUS 10 C and +10 C The fact is as the earth warms it puts more moisture into the air which falls as snow at the poles. A warming earth creates more snow at the poles not flooding as it removes moisture sending it to the poles. Now will there be a little more melting 2 or 3 months of the year yes but oceans rising 20 feet? NO not even in 1000 years,

[MissingGWdotcom]

The poles are not going to melt and flood the world even if the temp goes up 3 degrees C (like GISP shows happened 3300 years ago and it did not flood). The poles are so cold on average even a 10 degree C increase would never put the average above freezing

[MissingGWdotcom]

Note the glaciers in the southern hemisphere are growing, note most glaciers are in the NH because of the amount of land mass.

The IPCC admits the only place their models do not work in Antarctica as the temp has been dropping there and the snow pack growing. However the IPCC also ignores the GISP (Greenland) and Vostok (Antarctica) ice core data that shows as temp goes up in one hemisphere it goes down in the other and vice versus. Not always but it is happening today

[MissingGWdotcom]

So there are some theories based on an idea of layers in 50,000 feet that tries to prove a 100ppm increase in CO2 increase temp a few tenths of one degree F. A few degrees F is an insignificant increase much less proof of man made global warming so the nuts say well CO2 has an amplifying effect and then they rely on flawed global warming models which are grossly positive lookback biased so of course they are going to show an amplifying effect from a small amount of CO2 as they are built to do.

[MissingGWdotcom]

However the models have been proven wrong again as they predicted a .2 to .7 C temp rise the last ten years, however the temp did not go up at all and many say it went down .2 C not up, the models missed this completely and the leaked emails call it a travesty and the fix the numbers to hide the decline!

[MissingGWdotcom]

GISP ice core temp shows 1 degree C higher 1000 yrs ago, 2 degree C higher 2000 yrs ago and 3 degree C higher 3300 yrs ago with many ups and downs in between. Note the polar bears are still here and the earth did not flood.

Oh the Vostok ice core from Antarctic shows the SH experiences the same thing drastic temp change with 3 major swings in temp of 2.5 degree C in just the last 800 years.

To see the global warming graphs see my web site or look at my name.

Look for yourself

[MissingGWdotcom]

Do not be scared - are rising about 1 ft per century. Oceans rose 2 mm per year during the first half of the 20th century, and only 1.5 mm per year during the second half. Humans are not the cause. Over the past three years, oceans have totally stopped rising, as determined by satellite measurements and published by University of Colorado.

[MistressInked]

I wanna hang a candy cane thru your ear hole.

[Hauteur723]

5 climategate scandals

[theonefreeman12]

five stars for the tiger woods joke

[lesliemichelle]

Sorry... the Santa vs Tiger joke is old already. HO HO HO

[hahayoudied123]

I heard it from a friend a week ago

[venturieffect]

Dude! I went to the Steinhart Aquarium today too!

[tyrbolo]

So all the kids are getting a live fish this year ?

That's good news in the third world, if they have

s fish recipe.

5 starfish of starvation

[gibbo1988]

Merry Christmas Mark

[13timmy30]

5 brutally bashing bonus jokes

[semyofpearls]

Rated 5 mermaid Sinter Klauses.

[sisterpepperspray]

Thanks for giving me the ho-ho-hos all year, you!

FIIIIIIVE GOLD BACKGROUNDS!

I'm not even on eggnog.

[thecursedland]

there is climate change happening. across our galexy. Durh, how could it be that our sun couldn't possibly have anything to do with climate change?

[downhill240]

5 golden bells!

[chestateegold]

5 swimming santas

[MichelleTells]

ahaha I loved the santa underwater!

Happy holidays Mark! Thanks for yet another year of you comedy :)

[robtran]

Santa Porpoise?? Coooollll.....

[BuddhaBot]

How big IS Michael Phelps pot collection?

[lvl100pokemans]

Wow, I guessed to myself what the "bonus joke " would be about. And then which joke it is.

Good to see some originality on youtube

[marniespeaks]

Here's to tropical beach front property in Kansas!

Five balding polar ice caps

[PsyogiBottoms]

Yeah Global Warming is real - It warms up everyday as the sun rises, and cools again as the sun sets. lol

Oh, Ice melts? wow...that is significant. lol

[jussts]

PsyogiBottoms, are you attempting to stop global warming with sarcasm?

[PsyogiBottoms]

Well I'm actually adding to global warming with my Dry Satirical Wit...lol

And choking all the trees to death with CO2 and Carbon...lol

[tjamassey]

I thought it said Stinking Santa! Hey, Global warming is about as real as your fake american accent. (jesus that's bad...New-York?)

[RyanChristianson]

I rate this video 5 Stanta's

[EyeOnTheTV]

This video was rated as 5 , count'em 5 Soggy Stanta Outfits

[durge666]

ROFL @ the Tigers Wood Santa Clause joke

[daisy26000]

I love your accent!!! :)

[SpacedTime]

I love your font! :D

[chubchaser69]

Stanta??!?!?? Is that a stink santa?

[PressForFreedom]

Santa is losing weight on that fish diet it appears.

[DAKherr]

WOOHOO! First to comment and rate! :D

Five out of Five Ridiculously Submerged Santas!

[Buckyjo666]

5 reindeer's drowning in tropical waters out of 5

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Mark.

Based on your inclued footage,I think Santa will be able to supply more sushi platters as gifts from now on.

I rate this 5, count'em,5 Submerged Santa Swimming Sessions!