Completely Honest Job Interview

[d3ng]

i just fked up my interview yesterday, next interview this is what im gonna do and i will stay on dole fking cunts, fkn i aint gonna wear no fkn suit to u fks no more

[MrRunescapeforthewin]

@d3ng Your language and attitude perfectly displays why you did not get your job.

[OrangeMedal2]

Freaking awesome!! I love it. "less likely to shit in your chair, or maybe not" nice.

[lunarbuni]

Interviews are jokes. Most employers take one look at you and decide whether or not they want to hire you. That or you have to know someone to get in the door.

[RoosterCogburn1008]

Hire this man!

[redeye117]

Why do i want to work with you? Easy I just graduate.. All my so called references from job fair and career exhibition didnt call me back. My parents are on my ass for loafing around the house unemployed. Face it if i could work for Google, Microsoft or IBM i wouldnt be here in the 1st place.

[BonelessSkull]

Sooo, did he get the job?

[Gormeister]

I just had an interview today, they "asked if I have any weakness's". Before i thought i said I can be a bit lazy, I tried to turn it around but its a pretty deep hole to dig yourself out off.

[Oyabungaijin]

My worst interview moment? The Interviewer asked me if I got high. Before I could even stop to think I blurted out "You mean Today?". In hindsight it's funny because I actually was high. Ahh to be 17 again would be a glorious thing.

[rtkramer36a]

This is one very "wet" video. =p

[mollysangelique]

no,tyme,even,bykomen,koken,ik,­moet,,even,ziekenbezoekje,doen­,by,mam,niet,lang,ben,zelf,moe­,ik,heb,eindelyk,meer,tyd,morg­en,ok,

[patriciaannpat]

LMAO !!

[AtWarWithShadows]

Lol

[EARLZ122]

If you get the "We'll be in touch" excuse that means you didn't get the job. My current job pretty much hunted me down to get me to work for them. 

[ogelioholde921r]

Your vid went viral on Bangui

[Haassan1]

not funny.

[adeb0017]

YOU'RE HIRED!

[rasey077]

This dude needs a job for the exact same reasons as me!!!

Holy shit where did he get hired?!?!?

[yourbestfrann15]

What's at 1:27??!

[littletiger06]

@yourbestfrann15

its a fat man on a bed. he is leaning on his left arm!! ewwwwww...

[detroit4lyf]

@yourbestfrann15 hahaha so well picked up mahman

[Aureleann]

@yourbestfrann15

what do you mean ? :-)

[ImAUnicron]

@Aureleann It is kind of like a guy sleeping or something

[MindlessYTProduction]

@yourbestfrann15 A man and his wedding ring in a sephia tone. Why it's there well... that I don't know.

[razkhaneh]

I GOT HIRED ... LIKE A BOSS (-___-)

[VibrationsDrawn]

@TheCatKids Seriously?!

[rasey077]

@VibrationsDrawn

They don't call us Seaman for nothing! We always hit our mark!

[ReNae231]

@rasey077 HA! that was funny xD

[STreeMonkey]

Most jobs I get into are pretty much based on length in employment and military which was only 4 years. Pretty much got into every job up to now based upon that and still at this job! They were no brainer things and good timing, get interviews and tours in the same days! Hell I'm a welder now lol. went from military, to glass plant work on computers to welding lol.

[STreeMonkey]

@STreeMonkey I wont go union though after seeing how they operate legally and telling me that once I go Union I cant go back on a corporate scale type of work force. Im still all for corporate work, but thats just me,.. work your way up not negociate it.

[hideHYDEimcoming]

seriously im thinking about being honest in an interview like that guy not as extreme though, because honestly the way the job market is and owing to the fact i still live at home i can afford to still be honest with a potential employer

[tiguybou]

permanent STD damage for that guy.

[ravenclaweagles]

well, i'd hire him

[Musicalabionda]

:)

[bryntheamazing]

my worst interview was for a private school. i was going into 7th grade, and when he asked me if i had any questions, i asked him, "whats your favorite color"

[VelvetWind8]

@bryntheamazing I don't mean to be a bother, but what did he say next?

[SuperEarly123]

ahhh...now i don't have to bring in my AK-47

[findingmymojo]

My boss once asked me why I bother to work only 3 days a week. I told him it is because I can't live on two.

[theawesomewoman]

I wish this would have ended the same way as Completely Honest First Date

[cubano0306]

and thats what you call congruent hehehe

[freezzertime]

"bit of a cocaine problem" hire.

[angel24eyez]

i guess the boss just got fired.

[sexualfuturist]

Very funny, wouldn't it be nice if we could really walk in and tell it like it is an all work related meetings.

[christiemac1]

that boss looks EXACTLY like an older version of the cop from bridesmaids

[MegaSaurabh7]

Completely HONEST Lawyer, wait is that even possible to fake?

[HawkZBig]

I watch this video every morning when I wake ip. Too funny.

[ellieshoja]

You should do "completely honest wedding toast"

[Lesrevesdhiver]

lie about what a great place this is to work, lie about why you should hire me...

Well the fact is - being able to bullshit your way thru an interview is the key. It is a game.

That boss was kind of stunned.

[SamanthaRy1]

Worst Interview: Hiring manager didn't ask me any questions....just wanted to know if I had any questions. I asked her all my questions (a grand total of about 3) and got pretty much one word answers, then we sat awkwardly until the conversation somehow devolved into her telling me I was appropriately dressed.

[sweepea38]

You start tommorrow, 9:00AM

[101011001]

@sweepea38 Ya that's not going to work for me, i'll show up around 12, after a night of binge drinking and coke lines you can't honestly expect me to be to work at 9AM

[diddylongdong]

I steal shit lolollol

[nickkayla]

Love the video but to your question i love this video cuz ive been taught to lie my pant off and it works time and time again if your cute (like i am) be charming and lie your pants that was an extreme version bt funny video thanx :-) love u SCN <3<3

[dosmart]

I told them that I do the strict minimum, but they can always depend on my to show up, not call in sick because I am a broke student and need the money.

They hired and eventually promoted me.

[Lesrevesdhiver]

This is classic :D

[2point0productionz]

@mcrem32 whore?

[GetThisThingCrunk]

This is how everyone should do interviews, interviews are all bullshit. I hate those interview and job tips that try to act like it's something positive. Such liars. Why do you want to work here? I don't but your societal system forced humans into working for bullshit companies just in order to get money to live. Is there one with the person doing the interview is honest?

[redeye117]

@GetThisThingCrunk Lets face it nobody is going to get honest because everyone is pressure to get a job. They do as much arse licking as humanly possible as they follow everything those job tips tell them.

Its eitier they are laid off and desperate for money, or kids who are just bugged by their parent to get their lazy ass off the house.

[GetThisThingCrunk]

@redeye117 yep, the thing I don't get, why doesn't this bother anyone? I'm sure it does it bothers me, but shouldn't it bother enough people that it's at least discussed. I mean everyone just going around consciously lying because that's how you get a job, and no one thinks anything of it? corporations promote dishonesty on such a obvious level should cause some concern. I guess media won't mention it because they're part of it, and if media won't people wont. too bad

[redeye117]

@GetThisThingCrunk because the alternative to the layman even to the hiring manager is that you are an asshole.

[Wiitiko]

@GetThisThingCrunk Agreed. This can't really work forever, though.

[ThePurityControl]

Great video.

Worst ones i've had the main interviewer couldn't be bothered to make an effort so he turned up in a lumberjack shirt and jeans. then starts going seriously overboard about previous jobs going back 16-20 years and asking for loads of 'proof' I worked there even though the businesses don't even exist anymore and some of the buildings have been pulled down.

Then he tells me he just wanted to make sure I didn't spend 4 years at an Al Qeida training camp in Afghanistan. O_o

[lifewasters]

59 employers watched this video.

[mrsp283]

Got to love it when you go to a job interview, spend 20 minutes talking to the first person, meet another person and spend 10 minutes with them, then have to wait 30 mintues for the next person, spend 20 minutes with them, then be told,"we'll be in touch." One month later, no call! Job posting taken off website. Awesome.

[Shystichu]

@mrsp283 Shit happen to me today. I went through a phone screening interview two weeks ago with a lady, then I met the guy who's hiring, interviewed with him. Then he had me come back to interview again with him and 2 other ladies, then after i did that they had a guy from corporate call me the next day, that was an hour interview. Then today I get a call from the hiring manager to tell me they went with "the other guy" FUCK my life.

[redeye117]

@mrsp283 Got to love when you got a job interview where you travel to somewhere super far. After you made it on time then the interviewer is late which the interview lasted almost 10 min as the person apparently is busy and in a rush.

As a simple phone call to simply ask for a reschedule would save so much time and hassle.

[aqs44]

Honesty is the best policy... (kinda)

[SubiToad]

@kweekweeable true. but still...

[SubiToad]

@kweekweeable that slur was not cool, dude. not cool.

[NYK2O]

haha i actually flirted with my boss to get my job. :P

[buntybubbly1]

pause @ 0:54

[MadeOfCATS]

Well, I would hire him

[Mistoffelees11]

That man would be very attractive if his nose was shaped differently

[shazam15]

@Mistoffelees11

I agree

[AminHi]

Ye right, "If I don't come to this interview..." , 500 other people will come 

[Raindropseverywhere]

I wish I could say something like that and get hired. hah?

[joelinpdx]

Ummmmm...... no.

[MercilessFilms]

Pause at 1:08

[RikaAoi]

OMG!  I wonder what would happen if someone actually said all that during an interview and actually got hired! This is hilarious! LOL!

[dimonai01]

i honestly started crying at 0:28, this is fucking amazing i thought i was the only one that do that.

[desperationeffect]

My worst interview was definitely when I was confronted with this really angry looking ginger woman and I kept staring at her white eyelashes when she talked. I then started crying during the first question. :|

[paulfrank167]

HIRED!

[7891midnight]

I've had several jobs in my life time and I seriously agree that a trained chimp could do any of my bosses jobs.

[Ashtaroth42]

I was told at an interview flat-out that I didn't have the experience necessary to do the job. I was still talking to the guy 45 minutes later. Spare me this humiliation if I suck that much.

Ironically, I got the job.

[twogunz3083]

Worst interview was with some 20 something HR expert who told me i was not qualified for teh job. When i asked him how old he was he said 24. Only 6 months out of univeristy. He said he had a masters degree in HR. I told him I had a PhD, and that made me teh smartest person in teh room. lastly I asked him what experience he had to judge other peoples worth. At least he was honest for s 24 year old. Oh yeah I am 55

[simsguildwars]

@twogunz3083

yeah sure because 55 year old people use "teh" and " peoples"

[marianware]

@twogunz3083 Uh huh. You're 55 years old, a PhD, and you type "teh" for "the" and "peoples" for "people", and you can't quite remember to capitalize your "i" when referring to yourself or at the beginning of a sentence. Yep, you're the smartest person in the room. I can sure tell YOU have a dissertation or three under your belt.

[strickerman101]

stop it at 1:28 just do it

[peoplecallmeagoth]

@strickerman101 UM. LOL.

[ROLEabilitY]

@strickerman101

what the...?

nice catch

[ClassicDominique]

So... Did he get the job?

[spinemelter2000]

It was funny that the boss didn't talk the whole time. If I could be more honest when interviewed, I'd say "Why did you waste my time?" It is a waste of time if they want someone with event-planning experience or marketing sponsorship experience, and obviously I shouldn't have been called in the first place because those things aren't on my resume.

[fcmilsweeper9]

@spinemelter2000

Yeah cool story bro

[suchaprimadonna120]

he looks like rob dyrdek

[mba2ceo]

Sad but true !!!!!!!

[MrLongSofty]

my favorite is the completely honest first date lol

[sirdavidrush1]

I'd give him a job!

[fillerbunny729]

worst interview moment: doing everything right, knowing the company and products, being the only person in the group to have a damn cover letter, and my friend from grade school got the job. ouchies

[TheIvandrahgo]

@fillerbunny729 Is it possible because you say stupid shit like "ouchies"?

[Naruhinaluver15]

you'll start on the 31st of feburary

[MusicLuvah23]

I don't think I'd hire him.

[lilbluehersheykiss]

i was with you until the wife and kids thing. not cool.

[estilo248]

What is up with that dude spiced in at 1:28?

[rescuehero54]

44 people didnt get the job

[Jaceofspades1]

A chimp can do what you do but your less likley to shit in your chair! LMAO! That's what most people would love to say to thier boss!

[oklamberto]

I'm somewhat confused by @1:28

[maryberyboo]

@oklamberto What about it are you confused by?

[BlateroStulidum]

is that britney spears in that picture??

love this :D

[djtron1x]

YOu know, if someone came to an interview completely open like that I'd hire him. Except for reason number 2... the company frowns on that...

[Senasame]

did he get the job? O__O

[HaliFins]

dam, great actor

[Raafi1234]

LOL o fuck this guy is good!!!

[MissBoomerang19]

well our parents always taught us to tell the truth, right? ;)

[rjanis123]

Ya' know what? I honestly would hire the guy

[jemarelli2001]

EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED ANOTHER REALITY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!

[KrazyLoveless]

@jemarelli2001 Ummmm, this isnt a reality show >.< haha

[TheVentusVanitas]

i would hire him.....definately....

[TheVentusVanitas]

im doing this for an audition monologue

[retrojaxed2]

honesty is the worst policy.

[bubblegumpop4569]

completely honest... doctor's appoitment? haha

[FlaviaR]

Worst interview moment had to be the time I walked into an office & saw that not only am I taller than the guy hiring, but that he instantly resented me for it. I then had to suffer through the whole process rather than just say, "I can see by the look on your face that you are so insecure that you will never hire me - stop faking this & wasting my time; let me just go back & tell the recruiter that you're obviously using her services for dating and not hiring an office manager."

[emofreak1217]

HAHA I love it. Sounds like my last interview. I was completely honest and got the job.

[Zgamer618]

@emofreak1217 You mentioned STD's, drugs, and insulted his kids?

[emofreak1217]

@Zgamer618 No, but I was completely honest. I told them how I didn't really want to be there that early, but that I needed a new job. I said let's not waste any time, either hire me, or let me go. They hired me on the spot.

[Zgamer618]

@emofreak1217 lol nice

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

@emofreak1217 where? target?

[DashRattleWRX]

My first interview with Radio Shack went like this:

Manager: "sell me a TV"

Me: "okay.. is there anything I can help you with today?"

Manager: "yes, I want the best TV money can buy"

Me: looking around the store seeing only one POS 21" RCA flat screen in the entire store, "do you want me to sell you THIS TV, or the best TV money can buy?"

end of interview

Funny enough, I ended up working for Radio Shack..

[nongo]

@DashRattleWRX LOL do you still work there?

[a7xevo]

@DashRattleWRX i dont get your joke. im not trying to be an asshole but i dont get it. explain??

[Theatrebabes1]

Reminds me of an interview I had where I was asked "When was a time you were tempted to be dishonest in the workplace?". I seriously almost said "Anytime I'm around money, product or other people's personal belongings I am tempted to be dishonest and steal. Don't worry though. My thearapist and I have got me down to only stealing once every week or so."

[MsAlien1000]

I wish EVERYBODY did this on their interviews on a specific day, WORLDWIDE : D I would be so in : | I would apply for a job only to do this haha

[14ocie]

He is a douche.

[OhZoneFan]

Damn I would probably hire that guy! lulz

[kittykat2210]

"I steal shit" & "I wanna bang your secretary" hahaha XD

[smoothiefreak]

"i steal shit" lmfao

[dudet12890]

That guy giving the interview kinda looks like the father off the game Heavy Rain

[ThatsPie]

Where could you see yourself in 5 years?

Some sort of a futuristic mirror I suppose.

[knitgirl20]

why did he have to point to his nose X[

I was trying to avoid it.

[MrNarwhale12]

OMG thats max and abby

[hannerbee]

HA!!! I love this! Wish I could do my job interview like that

[JoeTheActorGuy]

After an interview, I'd locked my keys in the car, so went back to the office to ask for a hanger. I got the passenger door open and was in a hurry to get home, tossed the hanger in the car, locked the door, slammed it shut, and on the way to the driver's side, realized that I'd locked them in the car again. When I went back to ask for a 2nd hanger (I was desperate) they were so impressed with my gumption that they gave me the job.

[Jkeymaginnis]

you should do a completely honest best man toast at a wedding!

[TheBunnyBoy87]

omg this is amazing!

[14ocie]

jerk!

[WatchJacquelyn]

Haha, i love this video. "And #3, I wanna bang your secretary. I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell her about #2"

I think she'd appreciate it if they did! ;D

[dbuschhorn]

"What's your best attribute?"

"On most days I steal less than the other employees."

"That's your best... geez! I can't wait to find out what is your worst attribute?"

"All those other days."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Hopefully laid up, on the couch, with a work-related injury!"