ポリスマン／GAL男宣言 (SUBBED)

[korriba]

sigh.... Japanese.... I heard "Turansu" and "Eraifu" so many times and never thought that it actually meant "Trance" and "A Life"...

[Dryaxx]

Watching this in public on my phone... My life is now complete!!

[Derpikins]

I find it funny that the police siren light is the cleanest animated thing in this video.

[DrPachyderm]

>you will never have super saiyan training brawl sessions with your family

[Minninnewah]

... What am I watching? Why am I watching it?

[Arikado09]

WTF why am i turned on by this...

[9797Green]

Thumbs up if you thought it would say it in english.

[vladnuke]

@9797Green Sub- subtitles. Dub- voiceover. 

[tacoburritokinghank]

My brain got anally raped.



[Leon0303]

i always thought they said "ghetto saiyan"...

[kaosknife123]

I will never understand why Japanese people want to be black.

Black people don't even want to be black.

[DrZoidbergphd]

@kaosknife123 I think you'll find that we disagree with that statement.

[DoctorZyo]

@kaosknife123 Hopefully it's just a phase.

[Sprawkitz]

@kaosknife123 This relates to kids named 'Garyuo', who dye their hair blond and tan their skin to almost orange. They also really like dance music. It reminds me of rural Japanese kids.

[TurboJesus3000]

So it's basically about Japanese guidos? And they thought the best way to represent that would be a bunch of partying, tanned sayans?

[ViashinoWizard]

@TurboJesus3000 Well, that's basically what they are.

[vladnuke]

@TurboJesus3000 Saiyans are aliens. These people are alien (non-japanese). Galish is slang for gaijin, which means non japanese. This is a parody of a real lifestyle in japan where they basically are guidos.

[Enahgyzer]

douchebag partying...

[Danneman93]

Suddenly, after seeing this with subtitles, the video makes a lot more sense to me. It's still pretty fucked up though.

[midnightalastor]

THIS,

With Guile's theme..........

[h2kchicagoted]

what the hell did i just watch?

[RenZoneNL]

whats a galish man..?

[vladnuke]

@RenZoneNL An alien (non-japanese)

[HHAlexo]

This is not hilarious, this is really fuc*ing weird

[BeelzeDmaw]

GO

[harizotoh7]

As Seen On: /v/ - Video Games

[Zolken91]

All of my what.

[axelnemeth]

Why does Piccolo turn into Vegeta at the beginning?

[harizotoh7]

@axelnemeth Tanning joke. These guys like to spend a lot of time in tanning beds so they look orange.

[psgokhan]

@axelnemeth magic

[AlexandroVerdugo]

is this the asian gay anthem ?

[dqbertdqbert]

"i just ate mushrooms" yeah no shit i think we all can tell by your messed up visions of jersey shore z

[Jyan1991]

GAL O is the title right? who is/are the artists

[thefairyuniqua]

@Jyan1991 they're POLICEMAN, and the song it's called GAL-O SENGEN

[gono8]

@Jyan1991 "policemen" or sth. like that.

[Diabloclock]

Also beach sandals

[abfkshbvlsid]

3:10 welcome to the vegeta household

[MichaelxDavid]

OH GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT THIS SONG

He was all fucking depressed the day before he first took mushrooms, then he started taking them and started clubbing, but in the end mushrooms only provide a temporary effect, so he stopped taking them after he got arrested, but he will always have the friends and experiences he had while on mushrooms!

...I think...

[YeOldeHobo]

According to this song, listening to trance in a tanning booth after eating shrooms will make you a black Super Saiyan.

[lolmurky]

The entire song is about tripping on mushrooms, that's why it's all fucked up.

[DrThundercritic]

I watch this video,

Your argument is invalid.

[lippo91]

So basically, they are doing drugs, listening to trance, and loving everyone? Then Doing more shrooms, everyone turns into the gal-o, drop on the floor, everyone does the dinasour.

[QuickScopedJFK]

Wtf's going on with the mushrooms?

[hewtoi]

so what's his mother repeating over and over

[MSWift]

@hewtoi 学校、就職、結婚、老後 (gakkou, shusshoku, kekkon, rougo) which translates to "School, job searching, marriage, old age"

[ezquerzelaya]

What's the thing with the mushrooms?



[i55ed]

@ezquerzelaya drugs

[MrFoxInc]

"MAN POLICEMAN POL"

This is way more hilarious to me than it should be.

[xxXJashinXxx]

And what is fucking GAL O SENGEN?

[daninja58]

@xxXJashinXxx

Gal-O is pretty much a pormanteu of Gyaruo, a male version of Ganguro. Sengen pretty much means "Declaration", so the title could be translated as "I'm a Gal-O", "Gal-O Proclamation", or something similar.

[kingdmguties123495]

@daninja58 for me this is some kind of Dragon Ball and Jersey Shore parody

[DestructoMonkey]

@daninja58

>Male ganguro

>Tanning booths and hairgel

...

>Japanese guidos

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THOSE JERSEY GREASEBALLS REALLY ARE INFECTING EVERYTHING!!!

Matt and Trey were right!

We're screwed!

[MurakamiTenshi]

@xxXJashinXxx in other words, Jersey Shore Z

[xxXJashinXxx]

@MurakamiTenshi Yeah....pretty much xD

[tg4fans]

20,000th view. congratz

[TheRealMisterDerp]

I never knew that "GO GO GO GO" meant "GO GO GO GO"

[StrikeWarlock]

@TheRealMisterDerp GO GO GO GO means 5 5 5 5

[DestructoMonkey]

@TheRealMisterDerp No they're actually chanting "Five! Five! Five! Five!"

[Timeyy]

sounds like my average friday night

[TheBaconDeity]

I got cancer.

[CutieMarkless]

In other words... yes, it means exactly what it looks like it means. This video is a universal language.

[turtlehidesaway]

@Gabzey8828 The day that GAL is fully understand, I hope not to seen

[CookingWithHeinrich]

cum glasses

[impyshmimpy]

The hell is rotherboo?

[fatlahbazooka]

MAN POLICEMAN POL

[Chibisavv]

I LOL'D AT GUIDO VEGETA

[Shurekien]

that feel when you will never GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO

[Nombombs]

This is the description of the song on the officlal POLICEMAN website:

Man declared TR03 GAL

Psychedelic spacey funk song that was originally mentioned as a potential single. At that time it had been made a member of the office shall be read as an artist yet. From the office, "Hey little mushrooms ./.." We are of course the reaction of NG, install ver omitted Vo. I used to have a certain cable TV show jingle.

[MrPainisCupcake]

What's his mother saying at 2:36?, and why is he saying things like Don Quijote and Bishamonten?

[Gabzey8828]

@MrPainisCupcake Well, Don Quijote is a Japanese discount store, maybe "Galish Men" buy clothes there? Bishamonten is a Buddhist God who, according to wikipedia, is portrayed with a yellow face, so he can be said to have a "galish" face? Mino Monta is apparently TV regular in Japan who is fairly dark skinned so that one is easy. Exile is a Japanese pop dance group. Googling eraifu got me to a wikipedia article of some manga and utahiroba links me to some guy in a glam rock group.

[ZeroZiat]

this video: A TRAGIC STORY ABOUT TROUBLED TEENAGERS AND DOMESTIC ABUSE

[IRL337Gamer]

I speak japanese, these are the actual lyrics with a few minor flaws. Shocking I know.

[girsbuddy]

my friend's reaction to this was: "...Dragon ball: jersey style..?"



[AliceHeartily]

So, after watching this video a few times I can guesstimate that Beavis and Butthead watched a few episodes of Jersey Shore, were completely mesmerized by the bullshittery going on and went to Japan of all places to spread the Guido goodness. Hehehehehe.

[attackthem5]

PARTY zombie. I'm optimistic.

[Phoroark]

oh my god fuck

[Svejser]

B-back that ass up Gal-o man...

[modshroom]

"I remember watching this when it only had 200 views... without subs..."

-Vidya4chan

[OriginalHypnotika]

What is this ridicu- GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO! GO GO GO GO!

[O2Eater]

MAN POLICEMAN POL

[mtjpb001]

@O2Eater MAN POLICEMAN POL

[MentallyKiwi]

GO

[KlaioPT]

GO

[Cuckoosman]

GO

[architek9000]

Can we get a translation up in this bitch?

[LeonardsAccount]

HD

[Alishmail]

Wait, it's Party Zombie, not High Speed Zombie??

[metziih]

@Alishmail

Well I never really understood how native english speaking folk managed to make that "High speed zombie" when there quite clearly is a letter "P" at the start of that sentence.

[FuuginNuugin]

@Alishmail I know, right?

I AM DISAPPOINT

[crushingon]

Bishamonten?

[RiflemanJohnson]

GAL-O SENGEN

[TheOneTrueGirog]

Just when Japan couldn't get any weirder.

[SpeedoSniffer]

GO

[chocoFallen]

GO

[ZombieScientist]

GO

[LunarWolfX]

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO­GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO­GOGOGO

[SoapyTaco]

Lol the Japanese lyrics are on their website, I translated them using Google Translate and it was a mess.

[Agatho]

MAN POLICEMAN POL

[derpdederpderpable]

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

[Lazzchan72]

So this is what Vegeta does after the defeat of Majin Buu!

[megazapadfaszat]

I think I ate mushrooms...

[SanityBP]

we need transcribed audio...oh wait it does'nt help :/

[vampiresinmexico]

3:02 : what I see in my nightmares.

[ilysabeth]

yea, still doesn't make sense xD

[44Yuri444444444]

What the fug?

[PrincessNaeNae]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­ who translated this?

[nobleasthmatic]

MAN POLICEMAN POL

[Xolin11]

I don't even understand much Japanese, but I know the translation is wrong.

[szovas]

"I ate mushrooms."

THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

[RetrievingSearain]

this is fucking magnificent. These guys are geniuses.

[asabarnes]

gyaruo

[southernrockerboy]

this is mindfuck

[AKImeru]

I love all of you guys!

[someguy350]

EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEE

[partnersingaming]

also beach sandals. ALSO BEACH SANDALS?

[daninja58]

@partnersingaming

Also Beach Sandals

[TheRealMisterDerp]

@daninja58 Also, Beach sandals.

[Darkris88]

@daninja58

Beach sandals

[DeadBoneJones]

@daninja58 also beach sandals, gal-bro

[Xelig00n]

I... no, it still makes no sense

[TacLeafy]

I'm so lost. But i'm okay with this.

[XatechChaos]

MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CAESAR SALADS.

[TheHydrantGame]

ate some shrooms, went to a trance club in Shibuya, transformed into guido vegeta. all in all, sounds like a good day in Tokyo.

[Epicraptor1]

NEXT TIME, ON JERSHEY SHORE Z

[XXDanceMimiDanceXX]

this is about gyaru-o's , not guidos :/

[YoIAmPhone]

@XXDanceMimiDanceXX Which are the closest thing Japan has to guidos.

[XXDanceMimiDanceXX]

@YoIAmPhone

yeah lol, they are pretty close . Gyaru-o is just a little more classy.

[RoyVanNistelrooij]

@XXDanceMimiDanceXX :O I thought they were like the male version of ganguro...

[XXDanceMimiDanceXX]

@RoyVanNistelrooij

Ganguro does not exist anymore and hasn't since the early 2000's.

They are the male equivalent of Gyaru , a fashion thats origins are derived from Ganguro. But they are NOT the same thing lol.

[kikuchiyoh]

Awesome, good translation!

[snacmachine]

also beach sandals 

[Idiotboyism]

Vegeta, when did we become guidos?

[NeoTStyle]

PARTY ZOMBIE

[RedJoeTramp]

This is pure wonderful

[themagnumx11]

So this really is just Jersey Shore Z.

[Pironday]

WTF JAPAN, seriously.

[TheTurkeyStraw]

these words.... they SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER!!!

[Nightshade3D]

MAN POLICEMAN POL

[Daikamaitachi]

People fail to realize this is about guidos.

[HermitMongoose]

I get it now. I thought this song was about Japanese Guidos. Now I know it's about Japanese Guido Bros.

[Dungeonsanddenmans]

What the fuck. Google translate or something?

[OdinUser]

Seems accurate to me. Just another day in Japan after all...

[Shugo489]

where the fuck did you get these subs

easilier

[Shugo489]

make this as a response to the famous video and remove your other one, that'll work better I think.